This is the kind of thing I masturbate to.

Dec 21, 2016 9:31 AM

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I read it in Lin Manuel Miranda's voice

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chess poem!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

don't you know "they" are watching you all the time? Good luck with your girk jerk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat trick, bad poem...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for making me count the words

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of thing I wrote as a dorky 14yr old.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is actually my screensaver. Haven't changed it in 2 years.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This sounds like a Childish Gambino rap

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*foreseen consequences. I mean, he had to rhyme, count out all the words, and everything. still well done +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genius.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black then white are all I see in my infancy red and yellow then came to be reaching out to me lets me see

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That half life reference

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here @OP!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 fuck it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Because I think he's awesome, source is Brian Bilston. His Twitter is full of these and he released a book called You Took The Last Bus Home

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O wet pet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You Took the Last Bus Home: The Poems of Brian Bilston

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there a name of the author?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tool wrote the song Lateralus with this technique "Black.. then.. white are.. All I see.. In my infancy.. Red and Yellow then came to be.."

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this is quite fun to say very fast in a rapping like way

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It bugs me when the author isn't shown...I imagine this writer has more cool stuff but I don't know who it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brian Bilston.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I look at porn

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Can't hear or read "Unforseen Consequences" without thinking of Half-Life. Same for "Apprehension", "Questionable Ethics", and more.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

I have the same issue with the word "Benefactors"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half life full life consequences?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

JOHN FREEMAN THE BROTHER OF GORDON FREEMAN WAS SITTING AT WORK AT HIS COMPUTER DOING COMPUTER THINGS WHEN HE GOT AN EMAIL FROM HIS BROTHER

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Those words must be fucking like rabbits.

9 years ago | Likes 572 Dislikes 0

Ha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Word Porn

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or like Nigerian people, who are going to add about 100 million people to their country over the next 15 years, more than 50% of their (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

current population. The more you know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much every country used to do that until war, disease, or famine came. Read Thomas Malthus some time. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The idea of a rich country *not* breeding like rabbits is modern. Really modern. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know all of this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wrote a longer Fibonacci poem about weed, if people wanted to see it...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would people NOT want to see it! Show us, genital guy!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How should I do that? Post in user-sub and link to it, hope for the best?...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 hours later. WHERE IS IT?! I want your weed song

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry for slowness. Never done this before

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah! Them dank fibonacci sequences do quite well in usersub!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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You did it by counting syllables! That's very impressive!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to count it. All of it.

9 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 1

I'm afraid I too succumbed to my complete lack of trust, and counted every single word.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thankfully it's only an 8 line poem. I've been trying to write short stories based on the sequence. It's hard.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did it too.

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Did the math check out?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Check for yourself

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Black, then, white are, all i see, in my infancy, red and yellow then came to be

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. I never realized that was why the rhyth's all wonky at the beginning

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was the comment i hoped to see, easy to find too!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maynard and Hicks were friends. Which, is, why tool, used Bill's Drug, rant to prove a point.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you people.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always up vote tool

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spiral out

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Keep going

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spiral out!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit.....1,1,2,3,5,8,13.....mind blown

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you may be over thinking and over analyzing this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Separating the body from the mind perhaps?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My intuition has withered a bit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck all of you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just made my day

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought as well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tool is a tool.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Nah but for real, they've helped me see/be aware of things I've never noticed.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Imma let you stay at 0 with that first comment, but yeah their music is kind of like drugs. So have an upvote for the second comment

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their references to the 3rd eye is what lead me to read "DMT: The spirit molecule" and ever since I read that..I started paying attention-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

-to their lyrics more and more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Listened to that album over 100 times, you just blew my mind

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You never knew that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't either!

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Hey i also found out in the past 5 years blur turned into gorillaz and joy division turned into new order

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reaching out to me, let me see. As above so beyond I imagine, drawn beyond the lines of reason. Push the envelope, watch it bend.

9 years ago | Likes 225 Dislikes 3

Yaaaasss, one of my favourite songs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind

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There is so much more that beckons me, to look through to these, infinite possibilities.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah lateralus up in this bitch

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

*amazing drum fill*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Love Tool. Love Maynard.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You missed out 'there is, so, much, more that, beckons me, to look through to these, infinite posibilities.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont get it :( did you make this up or is it hidden?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These are lyrics to a TOOL song called Lateralus. It employs a similar Fibonacci sequence in the first phrase and throughout the whole album

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*As below so above and beyond I imagine

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Whoops. Nothing to do now :P

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Over thinking, over analyzing, separates the body from the mind

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Knees weak, arms heavy

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MASTER'S HOME, HAIR SPAGHETTI

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You had one shot

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I thought it was funny :P

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Withering my intuition, missing oppurtunities and I must feed my will to feel my moment drawing way outside the lines.

9 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 1

Feed my will to feel this moment urging me to cross the line.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*danny carey goes nuts*

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