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Aug 9, 2016 2:16 PM
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ImVeryDisturbedByThis
To be fair, lack of sugar isn't the problem with Hershey's. It's that it's actually just terrible chocolate.
Z1MM3R
abortion clinic, no fetus can beat us.
goldensky
c'est une fucking pomme XD
ArtOfKarolMichalec
I believe it's safe to say "Archbishop of Banterbury" is no longer funny. It was once, but now overused doesn't have the same ring to it.
Blastergv9
"Al's Taxidermis. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em"
Batzey
The first one .... Wat???
rentani
I do love a cheeky nandos
SnarkyScience
I've seen these reposted enough I know the school one is missing a line ("In order we see Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin")
VulpesAurum
To be fair-enheit, it was a somewhat logical scale. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fahrenheit#History
pres2pond
Australia is like the backwoods Russia of England. Except hot instead of cold, but the climate and nature still want to kill you.
CardboardEmpress
Nandos do the best veggie burgers.
saltysparkles
AnnaNimitee
#Smelborp2016
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
#Snotelks4VP
FlareonTheFalseProphet
Tarzan was raised by gorillas from infancy, Beast was a young man when he became the Beast, little different in their educational history
lieksoded
#2 Why is there a dead mouse and tiny skull in the background?
farwall
Great Britain won bronze again 2016 https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/nintchdbpict000257757171-e1470688671357.jpg?w=960
sampowaz
First picture decoded - "One day you'll be with your friends checking out the curry day specials (normally once a week) at the pub chain---
sampowaz
J.D. Wetherspoons, but our awesome mutual friend Calum and another friend who's always good for banter suggest that we could go to Nando's--
sampowaz
(A chicken restaurant that's normally more expensive, thus "cheeky Nando's". ) Everyone likes the idea, and off to Nando's we go.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
The Beast can read "a little," probably about a 4th grade education. Tarzan has never seen a book before.
kukbert
What's the name of the tv show in #8?
mikelland
The inbetweeners. Be careful though because there's a US version and it's bloody awful.
rayeofsunshine
The Inbetweeners http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-inbetweeners
Vedar
Thanks for reminding me this exists, might watch them again now.
XanaxWarriorPrincess
#8 the guy in the second panel had the worst hair ever. Someone with that haircut has got no business calling anyone a twat.
MartyFreeze
I don't get the three dolphin thing either. Please help me.
PenguinFarts
https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/2ih6dc/can_someone_please_explain_this/
ItTastesLikePurple
https://youtu.be/f4V4ygek10Y
MartyFreeze
Huh.
IAmVestigial
I think it's about old man Jenkins and his jalopy.
samvimesbootstheory
People in the UK don't have dark chocolate??
grumblethump
Yeah, never got that one. I love UK Dairy Milk, 75% & 80% dark chocolate (mmm Green and Blacks). Hershey's is just nasty. US Dairy Milk too.
Vespii
American chocolate tastes like I just vomited in my mouth. we have dark chocolate, majority swiss, lindt chilli chocolate is my fave.
CannibalHitler
We do. Idk what they were talking about
rayeofsunshine
hell yes. British chocolate tastes so much better than American, more chocolate, less adulteration.
CptBigglesworth
Hershey's doesn't need more sugar, it just needs to taste less of wax and vomit.
farwall
That whole thread is bullshit. UK has good milk chocolate and good dark chocolate. The objection to Hershey isn't to much cocoa.
ThatOneLostSock
We do. Its just dark sugary chocolate.
vsop89
If there is someone out there like me, who wants to read the smelly poo story: (link too long, posting in reply)
vsop89
www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2994583/British-Airways-flight-Dubai-forced-return-Heathrow-Airport-foul-odour-toilet.html
PunchItChewy
#1 Let me attempt to translate: http://imgur.com/Pyatly9
MrBananaBeak
But what the fuck is a cheeky nando?!
FabiotheTurtle
A cheeky Nandos is like a Hooters or something. Nandos is a grilled chicken restaurant in the UK (and Australia too!) so a cheeky Nandos 1/2
FabiotheTurtle
Is similar but it's probably got scanty women I suppose; a titty-bar, etc. Cheeky Nandos mate.
grumblethump
Good effort but not quite
GlowstickJedi
Nando's is a chicken restaurant in the UK.
maetrix
We have them here in Canada as well
sublimeDL
Sigh I don't get the dolphin one.
ShieldofFroda
Pls help
wanderwritings
Shit I thought it was "how the whale are you"...like hell...but there is a whale emoji so nvm
TheSkeletonWar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4V4ygek10Y
lokishadowgirl
how the *dolphin noises* are you?
misssadventure
Fucking casuals.
seanybhoy87
Only scrolled down to get this info ????
Hussthebus
In SpongeBob they swear by making dolphin noises (that's why it says patrick).
ArtOfKarolMichalec
How the flippin hell are you
DJohn96
In an episode of SpongeBob curse words were dolphin noises. He's saying how the fuck are you.
thespecialbirdy
Couldnt it be how the flip you doing?
Fraidieponge
THANK GOD FINALLY! THANK YOU STRANGER!
ThinkBackwards
Shhhh you're not supposed to tell them.
pres2pond
I tried watching spongebob once but it was too dumb and cringe. Thank you random person for explaining this culture I can never understand.
adjacentengels
Thanks, now I can scroll back up and finish. +1
taysidesfinest
Im now disappointed that was not the answer i was looking for tbh
sublimeDL
Buy this man a cape
shockyhorror
#NotAllHerosWearCapes
slobbols
I had a very convoluted theory that it meant how the dickins are you? Because + bear with me here, it looked like dick shapes in the dolphin
slobbols