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Tmayo99
Even though he didn't say it I'm glad someone took the time to make this because its sooo true
MRB633
That bitch Rose.
wandergeist
You know, it's not like Leo is the best or only actor to get snubbed. what about Gary Oldman? Or Peter O'Toole (nominated 8 times never won)
fabreezetheseknees
YoSoFunny
Oscars are politics. I don't know why the internet cares so much
BecauseIamBatman
Exactly. Leo is not going to win. And who gives a fuck, he's amazing
cranialpleasure
Oh we all know that was the internal monologue
midwestniceasianspice
I don't understands
imsorrydaveimafraidicantdothat
I have a hunch this isn't what he actually said
TLove1984
You sure? Seems legit to me.
Butane9000
This might get me down votes but ib think Gary Oldman deserves an oscar more then Leo does.
Shoura
I still can't believe he doesn't have one! And you should refrain from asking for downvotes.
Butane9000
Honestly with that typo I probably deserve them.
myfortunecookiesucks
Am just going to point out that the bow tie is perfectly aligned in the center.
kykyblums
frattolo
when Academy became the best award in the world?
CockapooLover69
Many great actors never won Oscars...Samuel. Jackson....Edward norton....Brad Pitt...tis a silly meme.
yarfyarf
Jesus Christ. The internet cares more about him winning an Oscar than he does.
trappington
He does what he does out of passion of his craft. You don't need trophies to show the merit of your success
yarfyarf
Especially not Oscars. Everyone knows that show is all politics. It probably shows more of DiCaprio's integrity that he doesn't have one.
Issac744
I thought this was real until I read the comments. I am disapoint
jenw
Stands in line to suck Leo's cock.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
if you closed your eyes i don't doubt i would taste approximately the same
jenw
I'm sure it tastes like greatness.
RoxburySlap
This is obviously going to the front page and i cant think of a funny comment
theinternetisforcats
Luigi!
hopethisisarelevantname
Now that it's here...do you wish you were thinking about a chocolate bar?
Armanace
Neither can I
TheNerevarine
Welp, better jump on for the ride.
LerolRomer
The part that Jeniffer Lawrence would get an Oscar for playing Leo! +1
TastyBrainMeats
Call me when Gary Oldman wins a fucking Oscar.
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
hear him! hear him!
LikeABonerInSweatpants
that man is arguably the most talented acting man ever in my opinion
TastyBrainMeats
Oh, hell yes. Look at the diversity of roles he's played. Look how willing he is to chew scenery. The man is an actor's actor.
blinkonceforyes
Psstt, guess what...
TastyBrainMeats
About fucking time!
SomeCatchyNameThatsIronic
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Leonardo-DiCaprio-Toast-Fireworks-Gif.gif
lyannastark
http://imgur.com/RsI9t
ChristinaNotChristine
I sometimes forget Woody Harrelson is bald. He looks so good as Haymitch.
QuadrilateralEnix
So my understanding is that every time a picture of Leo is posted, this gif has to be in the top 10 comments.
RossenJunior
Is there an upvote gif- version of this?
ifellandimguredmyhead
Ironic since Woody Harrelson is starring in True Detective with Matthew McConaughey.
TurdsOfWisdom
Dafuq is ironic about that?
Aliandrita
Fair point.
vajgl
Yes! If I were to choose between a bag full of money and an Oscar, I would get "the shekels". And Leo would too, right?
LittleAutumnLeaves
Is... is your username meant to sound like "vag girl"..?
vajgl
Man, aren't ya curious. It's meant to sound like [weigl'] - I'm from Europe, across the big pond, you know?
LittleAutumnLeaves
Haha I'm from Europe too, across the little pond, I'm in London. Sorry for the misunderstanding - British pronunciation! Where are you from?
vajgl
I'm from Czech Republic! Thank you for the tea, Monty Python, Mr. Scruff and the Beatles. Cheers!
Tomkatie
1muricaplz
YES!
Geogon
Fucking awesome!
CanadianBaconOhYeah
what movie is this from?
madeanaccounttosaythis
A little late but... The Departed
CanadianBaconOhYeah
better late than never
theInternetKing
Wolf of Wall Street was such a good movie.
MaxCafe
OK, but overrated.
BecauseIamBatman
No, American Hustle is. People liked Wolf while critics liked AH.
kissmygrits
agreed. i suggested to my parents that we see it together at the movies. i am SO glad that never happened!
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
Yea I loved it. Definitely worth paying to see.
BecauseIamBatman
Favourite movie of the year next to Prisoners and Rush.
Antiwigger
And yet it was beat by American Hustle. Which was meh, at best.
PluralOctopus
Lost it at Amy. +1
JPRiddles
Amy Adams?
Toqueman
the fact that he doesn't actually say this is disappointing
HasNoLife11
Damnit
iamjimmothy
look at you ole :D getting top comment and stuff so cute :')
Toqueman
haha yes :D
faintpremonition
I'm happy he didn't say any of this self aggrandizing bullshit.
Rheks
I fell for it, thought he did, was searching on youtube for so long
holyiv
Quite.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Damn it....I'll say it for him. Someone get me a ticket and a nice dress. I'll do it.
SonicDH
I fucking LIVE in Los Angeles. Someone get me up there and I'll do it.
TheMonsterWithinYou
I live in the Bay Area....we BOTH can do it in unison!
MirrorLOL
I read all of this in his voice.
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
Aw what the hell man. This is the biggest betrayel of 2014.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Oooh.. I got to upvote your comment from 1999 to 2000.. so satisfying!
R0da
*party favor noise* http://www.fenichel.com/TimesSqGlasses2.jpg
Toqueman
I thank you kindly good sire or madame
themaskedhobo
It actually makes me respect him more, what with him being a class act and all!
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Whoever came up with this gets points for the Amy Adams joke. Very clever.
Awkwardturtlearbitrarymoose
I didn't understand it and I feel like I'm fully missing out
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
Amy Adams was nominated for an Oscar once or twice but didn't win.
Awkwardturtlearbitrarymoose
Thanks!
Prit369
God dammit! Why did I have to read this comment...
MeAmMictlan
Which is funny, because I read it in his calm, soothing voice.
RoDoBenBo
What did he actually say? I bet it wasn't as good as this.
SpectacularSpiderMan
Thank you and you and you... it was the oprah giving s of thank yous
Toqueman
typical speech thank you
ItsJDG
Did you hear that? That's my disappointment intesifying
Barkers87
*intesifying intensifies*
ItsJDG
Shush you!
DJItalia
I just got so excited for nothing. You're a dead man OP
MadrugaRocket
That's how he feels every single academy awards nominations.
capslockadvices
DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER
MadrugaRocket
He's dead, Jim.
capslockadvices
OH WELL, NOT LET IT GO TO WASTE. PREPARE THE FIRE, WE WILL HAVE BBQ TODAY
TheDamDog
Here's a composite photo of DiCaprio crying made out of oscars and oscar winners:
ameo
calm down, satan!
deathson10
i favorited this post because of you
Dontpushmecuzimclosetothe
I've never seen something so evil in my life
qussow
His response:
DoctorElliotReid
i didnt know i wanted this until now
ivegotsoulbutimnotasoldier
i didn't realize my life was missing this. thank you.
horriblepun
You glorious evil bastard
babybackbeeitch
y u do dis
Digssweet177
He killed me with Romeo and Juliet, especially this part. How dare you commemorate this moment with this amazing post?
MardukRising
I read that as "oscar weiners". Thank you.
larry3000
That is what he'd truly like to be.
Cheesecake337
i was expecting the "i lied" gif
PoleVault
why u lie, OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQVAK78CDug
BigV
what movie is it for
Glor
The Wolf of Wall Street
sickpanda
started the video then realised I don't care what he has to say if it's not the above...
AnnieOminous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V-m8qm6ikI
jakielim
...Please don't tell me you actually believed DiCaprio said that at the award ceremony.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Why would someone just lie on the internet?
Munchlax
*music starts playing to make him get off the stage* "you shut your mouth music, and let him finish"
CrazyladyonaRainbow
I like the creativity of OP's story though, I feel Leo would've got a better reaction from it
EricMatthews
Leo getting the wrap it up music.... Kind of offends me
turokdinosaurhunter
Apparently they were giving EVERYONE the wrap up music. They were relentlessly trying to keep the show on schedule.
EmmaWatsonReference
"Alright, Leo, we gave you a fucking statue, what else do you need? Really? You wanna prattle off the crew credi-...Violins, lesgo!"
nolifehero
he's such a sweet and nice man too
thelovelyCatDaddy
Damn I was late and the vid is removed by you-effin-tube. I has sad.
girfanatic270
Nooo, i wanted to see the video! Dang it
AnnieOminous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V-m8qm6ikI
idontgiveabugger
ITS SO FUCKING FAKE
BuckBoost
*IT SO FUCKING FAKE.
Butane9000
idontgiveabugger
Sorry :(
Rytam
as a kid i hated this guy, as an adult, he is a fucking great actor who is always over looked.
Easwuud
As a kid I was indifferent and as an adult I think he is over rated. Good, but not great. Seems like a good person though.
bumpo86
Holy crap it's like you read my mind. I couldn't stand him when I was younger. Now? Bro's awesome.
ZimDaFox
You know? I don't like his expression. He has /always/ looked mad, it's intimidating. He is awesome, though, and a great actor.
monyx22
I think that's they way he'd prefer it anyway. To be respected by adults rather than be a teenage heartthrob.
Rytam
thats exactly right, thats why he stopped acting for a long time, cause all they wanted was teenie movies and he wanted serious roles
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Rytam
how about under rated
GdSvThQn
He isn't overlooked, it's pretty easy to argue that the better actor won each time he was nominated.
KawhiLeonardIsSenpai
tommy lee jones is the notable exception
GdSvThQn
True, but if anything Ralph Fiennes was the one who was robbed that year.
JaxAndHisLampPost
I felt the same way. I have no idea why I hated him. Maybe because I was a teenage boy, and all the girls loved him. Guy is awesome tho.
bbrocker
I felt the same, and even called him Leonardo DiCraprio.
lildeidei
As a girl, I hated him too when I was younger but have sort of changed my mind. I still think Inception was awful, but he's all right.
JaxAndHisLampPost
OMG HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT! Jk, you have a right to your opinion. Even if it is wrong :P
lildeidei
Haha, my friend told me the same thing. I have yet to tell him I don't like Rammstein. :P
ChrisEvansBiceps
You need a Snickers, Leo
everyothernameistakenwtf
He needs an oscar sir, an oscar
imgusername
turns back into Jack Nicholson
areoh
well whenever they end up eating a Snickers, they turn to someone else. Who would Leo turn into?
Sirolfus
Mega-Leonardo
99decisionstreet
I need a Leo in my knickers, lropati
InstanitySpark
He needs an oscar, not a snickers.
CrimsonSix
OMG I totally arrowed to comment on this! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!
FatElvisWasBest
He seriously deserves an Oscar for The Wolf Of Wall Street.
pyrobob4
Why?
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pyrobob4
Well, yeah. I was playing along. Buzz killington.
lazerhosen
I was tired, other dude already pointed it out. I think I'll delete so that I'm not ruining the joke.
livebackwards
I think pyrobob4 is doing the bit.
lazerhosen
*has an out of body experience just to face-palm at my own general direction* That's what I get for posting while I'm tired.
chemistrydoc
For the record...there is no way Leo cares as much about getting an Oscar as the fucking internet does. It is impossible.
greyfoxv1
Well the Oscars are just a popularity contest anyway.
NexiKuro
He's a ridiculously successful man that has been trying and failing to get something, of course we care. It was quality entertainment 1/2
itsGood4you
It IS possible, et probable!
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
We can make him care. We have the technology.
MyNameIsAgentSmith
Jeez man. We have the technology to make him care, but we don't when it comes to the random streams we guys get when pissing?
TheDoctorAndHisTrustyTardis
I know that feel bro, fuck that random stream and the ten seconds of cleaning afterwards.
NexiKuro
2/2 when Tom Cruise went on his many failed Oscar crusades and it's still funny now with Leonardo god damnit!
Schmedes
The fuck do you have picture of Russell Crowe for after mentioning two other people?
NexiKuro
Oh I'm sorry, are you not entertained?