Mrbacon007
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Jan 28, 2017 10:30 PM
Mrbacon007
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licensetoillite
Cool!
eion85
"I have a to do pile?"
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
I pay the homer tax. Dad that's homeowner tax
GreatTeacherMichael
Foreign Earned Income Exclusion FTW- Taxable income = $0.
JKJM
Amen
DarkSock
Quick, say you are running to get the Republican nomination for president…
CommieMommy
mandadadada
And everyone is autistic too
mandadadada
Because of vaccines
DevonNickols
I enjoy my ten thousand $ refund...claim the family..but not the yacht
Inmate45
Tax day is my birthday... People always bitch about it :/.
cattownxkay
Happy early birthday!
Danmanbadman
I thought that said Texas.... I've never been so confused.
LadyyBear
I also thought it said Texas until I read your post.
danniwells
Anyone know what episode this is?
licensetoillite
The trouble with trillions
danniwells
Thank you!
licensetoillite
Of course! Love the simpsons
Heterosapian
Idiots. I paid my taxes LAST year
BigBoss1887
Did u see a scary picture in your picture book
Yinyang107
But did you fill out the ID-10-T form?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"I have a to-do pile?"
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
Am I the only one who has done their taxes already?
OtherRichard
Filed today, would have been Wednesday but had to wait on fidelity.
cattownxkay
Yup.
dracanas
Ive already done my taxes, gotten my refund, and spent it already
dontsayretarded0itsgay
found the parent
dracanas
nope, no kids here
OtherRichard
Damn, got your refund? They've only been accepting for 5 days? Now I feel like a slacker because I just filed today.
dracanas
i filed on the 6th when i got my w2, so i was near the front of the line
drunknninja
It's perfect cause there's a turbo tax ad right under this post
LadyWidebottom
I have no ads at all. For some reason, I only get ads in every second post on the mobile app
mrkite89
I have an ad for Asian friend network. Insert *Kinda racist stereotype* joke here
LifeEaterVirus
You still notice those?
ulithebearman
Mine is QuickBooks. I laughed!
AllWeAreIsDustinNguyen
That's not a coincidence
AtomicDookie
I have mint lol the financial app
IJustWantToHelpOut
Remember, Turbotax lobbied against making our taxes easier.
aethoneagle
I scrolled back up to check
TheGaryGnuShow
H & R Block for me.
InfinitusEquitas
Lol, no seriously, you might as well just do it yourself. That place is a ripoff.
TheGaryGnuShow
I use a real CPA firm. Much better than those places.
Baloo78
Hmm I have an ad for beer cheese dip
imtheofficialhuggiverofimgur
Gives you a hug me as well
DonJuanPrawn
Beer. Cheese. Dip.
jauken
KFC muthafucka!!
laestrella
As a brit, my taxes are automatically done for me. Does everyone in the US have to do their taxes themselves?
chiaco
Yes we do. Brits don't have to do their own taxes? How does that work? I thought everyone had to do their own :S
thorkun
As a swede I get a summary from tax services saying this is how much we see you earned last year, and we have taken this much in taxes 1/x
thorkun
and you are due X amount back cause we took too much over the year. Ok? log in on our page and authenticate. If not, edit and hit send.
thorkun
Of course, if you have sold property or stocks etc you have to send in a physical copy of that.
laestrella
Money comes out of my paycheck every month. Everyone has a tax code. I'm sorry I don't even know how to explain it lol
OtherRichard
In the US taxes are also taken out of every paycheck, but you have to file a return to make sure they took out the right amount.
RaduIonescu
only self-employed need to do it (cause they deduct expenses). for employees its just done automatically. in romania
TheyCallMeMrChicken
Homer loves Marge because he has abandonment issues (from his mother leaving him). Marge loves him because his imperfections satisfy 1/
TheyCallMeMrChicken
her need for everything to be "perfect and wholesome". Something her sisters have outright rejected.
TheyCallMeMrChicken
interesting to note that her sisters are the epitome of "anti-perfectionism" and are generally characterized as sleazy and "not woman-like"
TheyCallMeMrChicken
this is probably because their mother (or father) imposed these ideals onto their children so much so, that the children became "burdened"
TheyCallMeMrChicken
with this social etiquette. As such they outright rejected it. Despite this, they still cannot escape their upbringing.
TheyCallMeMrChicken
They hate Homer because he is the exact opposite of a "perfect husband in a wholesome family"
Correspondence
HA jokes on you, im an unemployed full time college student. All I have to worry about is crippling debt.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
I'll die before they take their money back! Seriously though....
RosegoldEverything
Cripplingdepression.gif
AZRAELSBLADE
CRIPPLING DEBT
phillysbatman
Jokes on yous college is overrated
TonyStarkWantsOne
and depression
Noooooooooooooope
JohnnyTitelips
I'm a full time college student too. It's been tough, I have to have a job, but I've not had to take out a loan yet. Makes me feel good.
professorfuzz
As a freelancer it is the opposite, I get a five figure bill. Joy.
Glumerlink
you should do your taxes, you can get a refund
jmeyers1983
Can't tell if sarcasm or stupidity.
Glumerlink
college in the US costs money, the US government counts that
jmeyers1983
He goes to college most likely on student loans, which are not taxable. If he had a scholarship on non-qualified expenses, then maybe.
Correspondence
wait, please explain? Got any links?
HeartsAndStars
ZERO disrespect to you, but it is infuriating to know a college student hasn't been made aware that there are some good reasons to file.
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
Trufax bro.
icookfoodandfightfire
Any money you spend for school can be used as a return. Tuition, books, supplies, etc. if you have receipts you can get it back
icookfoodandfightfire
I got every cent back that I spent on books and supplies and got a good chunk from my tuition
iputthefiresout
I worked part time during college and always got back more than I paid in.
dizcostu
I received a $2500 tax credit this year. So long as you're paying the tuition (loans or otherwise) you should qualify for some credit.
Glumerlink
turbotax.intuit.com just go do your taxes here(it's free for federal), the US government tends to reward its students quite well
OtherRichard
College tuition is tax deductible.
Belckan
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrekt
jmeyers1983
What's that last word you used? Look at it again and explain how it will help this guy.
OtherRichard
The American opportunity tax credit https://www.irs.gov/uac/american-opportunity-tax-credit-questions-and-answers
previoustopcomment
you still need an income and to have paid taxes first.
webberjo
Apply anyway. If you're eligible, yay money! If you're not, you're already not making anything back so no harm done.
ImNotAnOrange
I think you just have to have paid for university yourself, its a 2500 credit and you can get back 1000
OtherRichard
Not for some tax credits like American opportunity