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Fun stuff.
HEARTSOFSPACE
#23 Bowling is like "Give me that ball so I can fuck those pins up."
BythepowerofPlank
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
#4 I don't see anything wrong here...
SmokyDoggg
#24
putcleverusernamehere
#26 No hate like "Christian" love
kingkongkeom
#1
deafkitten
nothingtolurkhere
monkey484
#28 what? Neville Longbottom? I don't get it... I mean my friend doesn't get it.
rokidsyndisd
Same
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
Song by the band Cake that goes "I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket", but replaced long jacket with Longbottom
goaldigga
Same
kikaria115
#13 We love your memes Daddy
woobniggurath
This dump has a distinct Colorado Springs vibe.
PTFCMcGee
#23 with good reason. This is what happens if you don’t throw the baseball quickly enough.
TomBrokaw
Man, he got his hat brim on that first blowout. I wonder if they called him Old Faithful after that, because that was a legit geyser
shesmydisease
I like how halfway through he checks to see if his business bits were still there.
AHundredBillionBottles
#3 +1 I stole this one. Oink! Eat my family first: also lol
fartharder
#1 I think he just got them both pregnant
QotU
Oh Brother wear Art Thou is totally on permanent rotation in my car right now
MutantTurd
#21 Why did you have to come at me so hard with this?
ItsActuallyDavidNow
deafkitten
ItsActuallyDavidNow
Cooper1977
As always fantastic work.
deafkitten
madjo
#19 that ham and cheese and French butter crussy please
DarkSock
deafkitten
cryborg
"Always crussy, never crusty!"
streakline210
#11 Why did no one tell Audrey Plaza her dress is on backwards?
SpyForNetflixIdeas
That was a good dump!
TheJusticeMitchell
- I laughed all the way through and thought “who assembled such greatness” saw DK and replied “betevcorz”
cryborg
That's that movie where Ryan Reynolds has a Darth-Maul-like-lightsaber-but-not-really-a-lightsaber-thing.
TanktheAlmighty
The Adam Project, yes.
deafkitten
CyanideBreathMint
#21 47 yo me hitting the oil pen at 7am to lessen the pain of going in to work everyday.
thomrun5772
5 star rating on these!!
JavaCofe
#13
SmokyDoggg
#27
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Gotta get me a freak like that.
iceynyo
Someone who doesn't like pickles?
Sxualhrssmntpanda
That too, then they are all mine.
jackJoe
solid dump!
demosthenes89
#8 I'm 33 and I want to turn off FB reels. They are fucking annoying.
desolatorx
"When you're 33 and you'd like to turn off reels"
ChipCSkyrocket
I hate them. And “stories” too. Is 33 so old that all i wanna see is Always Sunny shitposts and where my out of state friends are hiking?
wadatahmydamie
Now! What do we want? When do we want it? Chronological posts as a default setting!
Elnauriel
Check out browser extension F.B. (fluff busting) Purity for Facebook. Highly customisable, eliminates sponsored ads & lists chronologically.
putcleverusernamehere
OK @OP, I've been waiting on this but here goes, you're gonna like this. I've been on Imgur for several years now. About a year ago..1/..
putcleverusernamehere
../2..I started noticing these "DK dumps". I did not however notice the correlation between "DK" and "deaf kitten". So I began ..2/..
putcleverusernamehere
../3..thinking this DK dump thing was some internet language/urban dictionary/young people thing and I wanted to know what it was...3/..
putcleverusernamehere
../4..cause I must be missing something. I checked urban dictionary, the web, wherever, nothing on "DK dump"....4/..
putcleverusernamehere
../5.. then... ...5/...
putcleverusernamehere
.../6... so there,have your laugh. It's off my chest&I no longer have to carry my shame in private,now I wear it on my sleeve for all to see
TheDaharMaster
#16 HAVE YOU PRICED CYMBALS LATELY!?!?! Cheaper to buy a damn bbq
icycoolbluewater
AAs are nice. This hurts a bit
TheDaharMaster
That was downright painful:(
confirmsthings
You're the best meme dumper, man. Fresh memes just filthy enough for me and no to little political tomfoolery. Perfect for the morning shits
IIBM
confirmed
coolbrood
'little to no'
confirmsthings
I say as I want and want as I say, if you may.
wagnus
I love every dump but uh, this one made me feel things. #19 maybe I should call her....
confirmsthings
I can be your little ham cheese croissant, bby ;)
deafkitten
Djkb6718
confirmsthings
And as the designated man who confirms things, that means a lot, y'know?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
I can confirm that you confirm things.
confirmsthings
Are you trying to muscle in on my job market, buddy?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Hey man, we're all friends here....
HEARTSOFSPACE
Damn... I'd be angry, too.