FerrousBuehler
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https://jalopnik.com/worlds-greatest-1-100-horsepower-amc-javelin-amx-now-av-1820056023
Nov 10, 2017 5:02 AM
FerrousBuehler
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https://jalopnik.com/worlds-greatest-1-100-horsepower-amc-javelin-amx-now-av-1820056023
Jerrynstf
Read that in FoNv bennys voice
SemperFiZero
I would drive this naked too. Sexy fucking ride.
CosmicPube
Mmmmmm
DobbyLivesHere
I love seeing classics with gorgeous styling and mediocre guts get reborn in fire, art, and engineering to emerge as chariots of the gods.
HonorForSale
Yeah, well, my troll shaman has over 4000 hp
Chaos2183
William Shatner plays a shaman. One. With. The elements.
nickdillinger
Eunoterp
Oh....my.....i feel a stirring.....in loins.
DobbyLivesHere
Shhhh.. I feel it too! #NoHomo #NoHomophobia #NotGay #NineNine
cdall
Might it be more of a... fizzing sensation?
dadomtidom
reported for mature content. nsfw. damn what a beautiful beast
Makato2003
bit over the top, but only barely. Looks pretty badass. Would prefer other color...
olliehopnoodle
Up vote for being an AMC
ghettosoak
I want to hear it
IDontAgreeWithAnything
It goes *beep beep*
FerrousBuehler
Nah, it's not a Nash roadster.
ItsThatOneAsshole
That is one sexy beast.
heyjohnnyjohnny
My first car was a 71' Javelin with the 360 w/ 4 pack. This is close to what it looked like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB1E2WQk-Y0
Lambdafish1
That's a lot of health for a car
braindotexehasfailed
Have some more porn from the same bang... I mean Ringbros https://www.autoblog.com/2017/11/01/ring-brothers-1969-dodge-charger-defector/
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
PeterNormal
hope you don't like turning, this dyno queen would need to make a 100 point left turn, since the tires would touch the wheel wells.
FerrousBuehler
You typically don't stuff 1100hp into a car you drive on the street or a road course
NuggetNinja
I'd drive anything naked.
OldmanX
annfranksbhole
That's 23,000 duckpower
FerrousBuehler
DblWhiskey44
Sverdrup
Why would a car have hitpoints? Spend the money giving it some horsepower instead
Golduneye
Im going to need some alone time with that car.
Gagzo
GameFais
I've met a naked dude in a sports car before. He pulled up to ask me directions. I hope you got where you were going that night. Hahaha
FerrousBuehler
I've done a lot of highway driving, saw someone else driving naked in a cutlass low rider. Said fuck, I'm doing it too.
desdeqado
Kinda reminds me of that brick wall the ocean warped and smoothed
phoenixgrinder
you have any idea how hard it is to get parts for a Javalin in the first place? This is one determined owner
ChiefSlappaHo
Can confirm. I have an AMC era Jeep that’s hard to find parts for, I can’t even imagine a javelin.
TheCarolingian
Beautiful in a straight line. Bitch in the corners
51rebaS
Fun fact: A stock AMC Javelin with the 6.6L V8 weighs *less* than a Ford Focus RS. Replace the soft shocks and they're track monsters.
rumandbass
This one has some upgrades
RacecarRoadcar
With those tires and brakes?
DoctorSnakebeast
That's like five thousand geese!
IgnorantFly
Obligatory: WHat ?
TheFish101
And like 52152 hamsters
weregonnatopthatwithalittlecremefraiche
https://tenor.com/view/goose-geese-huh-what-gif-5452785
biggreencow
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq38YJuCIAAjGdm.jpg
atleastIwasnt36
What
ShkingsFuego
PresumablyPyro
330,000 duck power actually
CarsRock311
AliBarber
Significantly more geese than that. Fuck you now I'm gonna have to go to the math
Spotishman
More like 50000 ducks
opdeliversifrequested
So around 3,000,000 swollows
AliBarber
Swallow
opdeliversifrequested
Yep
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ColostomyBrag
Depends. Fresh or desiccated?
opdeliversifrequested
Ahh then it all depends! The conversion rate changes dependent on the breed of swollow. African or European.
Python09
anyone else think the front end looks a little overdone?
bdoverflow101
Yeah I'd say so. Love the rest of it .
Blackcorncob
inoiknownothing
YOUR FRONT END IS OVER DONE... I mean... never mind.
Bourbonkers
Looks badass to me.
TheDrunkenWrench
It's a Ring Brothers car. That's kind of their thing. Except their '69 charger build.
Cattsass
Near me in Wis. Bit over done for my taste but I like simple. Should show a before picture, Javelin those years were ugly as fuck. Well done
opdeliversifrequested
You look overdone!
FerrousBuehler
Yes and no. Body lines flow well and just knowing what it is covering up helps me justify it. I like my ladies thick!
CraftedLine
Small rear tires for that much power, needs width imo. Even my 650hp has thicker.
Python09
fair play
FerrousBuehler
I think it could have done without the very bottom air dam for a better look but it's necessary and actually has a funtion
FerrousBuehler
Would have thinned it out a little
snowman520182
The hood is all wrong. Between it and the swollen fenders, it looks like it's been involved in a collision
hereforthehumor
Fenders on a jav are swollen....the front is a bit overdone. I live thus gen javelin.
snowman520182
I know they're swollen, but these seem modified. I'm sure they put wide rubber on this thing
FerrousBuehler
Click the link and read about it. Gotta contain 1100 hp somehow
FerrousBuehler
I think the bottom air dam gone would make it seem skinnier
husaber
they do look like they've been 'frenched' a bit
snowman520182
It just hit me. It resembles a C3 Vette too much.