Jan 17, 2022 9:46 AM
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vthemech
Earthbound music lol
TheCrassAndTheFurious
You tell him bro !
FatherDale
This cracks me up every time I see it.
ElSuperbeasto
Dude in the back is asleep.
DrainingSideEffectsOfRestlessSleep
Most assuredly he can.
TwinWaterTowers
I use to teach ESL to older adults. I always taught the curse words, cause I figured their kids already knew them and wanted them too
IG1Fields
Could he have been calling him out by name?
snixsys
bigandre1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-z_Sgz-NGQ
ActionJohnnie
dentista320
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DadOnTheInternet
acuaricornio
As a former English teacher - that is the only correct answer to the question.
UltraDi3000
So...is that a yes?
D0RKUSMALORKUS
“Yes?” -Fauk Yu
buttcheeksandwiches
No no no! Not Fauk Yu! Phoc Him!
housescrubs
Fun fact there's a song by Salvatore Ganacchi (can you speak English) that samples this audio
blumpk1npie
Zega000
English mother fucker, do you speak it!?
gerhardpascher
Is it really “unpolite” in Malaysia to ask your counterpart to speak English?
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Is that Malaysia? The questioner looks like Hawaii's Governor Ige.
GnomeChompski
Sadly, this is two different events spliced together. The Malaysian guy is pissed because someone called him out for a scandal he was in.
I think asking "Would you speak English?" isn't rude. "CAN you speak English?" is a whole other thing.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
"Can you speak English" is more of an insult than an actual request in most english speaking countries.
SerenePrincess013
Never ask someone to speak English. Every non-native speaker I know learned the fun words first.
JabesMcJabesface
I apologize for my inability to understand then ask for English, is that okay?
PrfctDrk
Can attest to that. Native English speaker here, any time I wanted to dip into another language I'd translate the unmentionables first
freckledkink
Same for every language. Even ones I'm not learning, I watch a lot of foreign language. The fun words are easiest to pick up on first. I can
Cuss in many languages!
decarnatedame
Of course! From Eddie Murphy. https://youtu.be/X4MioU1ytpU
AnxiousCuttlefish
Agreed, the only phrases I know in Hungarian include calling someone a dumb mother fucker and wishing them a happy new year
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I think this is a universal rule. First word of Spanish I learned is Puta/o. This means that after two months of study i can discuss 1/2
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
It's actually quite helpful to learn that stuff early because not only does it make learning more fun, it helps to understand the culture 1/
and etiquette of a country, in how they use coarse language. The French are quite generous in their expletives, for example, and the 2/
Quebecois even moreso.
discitus
Tabarnak!
apples and who is eating them... or I can call people whores 2/2
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
The Duolingo owl is proud of you
Can you conjugate that into calling apples whores?
La manzanas son putas
LovepieCreampuff1031
*Las
Markamanic
First thing anyone learn in Dutch is a rhyme: Neuken in de keuken. Which means: Fucking in the kitchen.
SirRichardOfHead
TIL
TrazynTheArchaeovist
Did that with German. Define mutter war ein cola automat. Sehr gut.
Silkyninja1
Dumkopf
... "your mother is a coke machine?"
Indeed. I learned the fun stuff
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.
Ladet
Bitte prüfen Sie ob Sier eine gültigen Fahrschein haben!
Please make sure you have a valid ticket
Infinias
Cannot resist... must correct German... *Sie einen*
Yes - autocorrect from Norwegian =)
Mein Vater sitzt I'm Baum!
My Father sits in the tree
That one is probably on auto correct *im* without the *'*
Yes - it kicks in every so often =/
Bitte beobachten die Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung!
Please mind the speed limit
beachten - mind / beobachten - look intensive at
And either the *beachten* must be put at the end to make the sentence broad and non person specific - like a rule - or
*die* gets replaced by "sie" to refer to a group of ppl or "Sie" to refer to a single person in a formal way.
Ah - this one my brother taught me =D
vthemech
Earthbound music lol
TheCrassAndTheFurious
You tell him bro !
FatherDale
This cracks me up every time I see it.
ElSuperbeasto
Dude in the back is asleep.
DrainingSideEffectsOfRestlessSleep
Most assuredly he can.
TwinWaterTowers
I use to teach ESL to older adults. I always taught the curse words, cause I figured their kids already knew them and wanted them too
IG1Fields
Could he have been calling him out by name?
snixsys
bigandre1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-z_Sgz-NGQ
ActionJohnnie
dentista320
.
DadOnTheInternet
acuaricornio
As a former English teacher - that is the only correct answer to the question.
UltraDi3000
So...is that a yes?
D0RKUSMALORKUS
“Yes?” -Fauk Yu
buttcheeksandwiches
No no no! Not Fauk Yu! Phoc Him!
housescrubs
Fun fact there's a song by Salvatore Ganacchi (can you speak English) that samples this audio
blumpk1npie
.
Zega000
English mother fucker, do you speak it!?
gerhardpascher
Is it really “unpolite” in Malaysia to ask your counterpart to speak English?
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Is that Malaysia? The questioner looks like Hawaii's Governor Ige.
GnomeChompski
Sadly, this is two different events spliced together. The Malaysian guy is pissed because someone called him out for a scandal he was in.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
I think asking "Would you speak English?" isn't rude. "CAN you speak English?" is a whole other thing.
ImNotStalkingYouBTWYoureOutOfMilk
"Can you speak English" is more of an insult than an actual request in most english speaking countries.
SerenePrincess013
Never ask someone to speak English. Every non-native speaker I know learned the fun words first.
JabesMcJabesface
I apologize for my inability to understand then ask for English, is that okay?
PrfctDrk
Can attest to that. Native English speaker here, any time I wanted to dip into another language I'd translate the unmentionables first
freckledkink
Same for every language. Even ones I'm not learning, I watch a lot of foreign language. The fun words are easiest to pick up on first. I can
freckledkink
Cuss in many languages!
decarnatedame
Of course! From Eddie Murphy. https://youtu.be/X4MioU1ytpU
AnxiousCuttlefish
Agreed, the only phrases I know in Hungarian include calling someone a dumb mother fucker and wishing them a happy new year
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I think this is a universal rule. First word of Spanish I learned is Puta/o. This means that after two months of study i can discuss 1/2
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
It's actually quite helpful to learn that stuff early because not only does it make learning more fun, it helps to understand the culture 1/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
and etiquette of a country, in how they use coarse language. The French are quite generous in their expletives, for example, and the 2/
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Quebecois even moreso.
discitus
Tabarnak!
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
apples and who is eating them... or I can call people whores 2/2
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
The Duolingo owl is proud of you
decarnatedame
Can you conjugate that into calling apples whores?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
La manzanas son putas
LovepieCreampuff1031
*Las
Markamanic
First thing anyone learn in Dutch is a rhyme: Neuken in de keuken. Which means: Fucking in the kitchen.
SirRichardOfHead
TIL
TrazynTheArchaeovist
Did that with German. Define mutter war ein cola automat. Sehr gut.
Silkyninja1
Dumkopf
SerenePrincess013
... "your mother is a coke machine?"
TrazynTheArchaeovist
Indeed. I learned the fun stuff
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.
Ladet
Bitte prüfen Sie ob Sier eine gültigen Fahrschein haben!
Ladet
Please make sure you have a valid ticket
Infinias
Cannot resist... must correct German... *Sie einen*
Ladet
Yes - autocorrect from Norwegian =)
Ladet
Mein Vater sitzt I'm Baum!
Ladet
My Father sits in the tree
Infinias
That one is probably on auto correct *im* without the *'*
Ladet
Yes - it kicks in every so often =/
Ladet
Bitte beobachten die Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung!
Ladet
Please mind the speed limit
Infinias
beachten - mind / beobachten - look intensive at
Infinias
And either the *beachten* must be put at the end to make the sentence broad and non person specific - like a rule - or
Infinias
*die* gets replaced by "sie" to refer to a group of ppl or "Sie" to refer to a single person in a formal way.
Ladet
Ah - this one my brother taught me =D