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This is bad
#funny #thetruth
Nov 5, 2017 2:53 PM
Sneakyninja1492
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#funny #thetruth
Jupman
I ate here once. All the topping and cheese fell of the crust on every slice.
mcbotulism
I have eaten Papa John's pizza three times, in three different cities. Each time I became violently ill after.
PuddingIsAmazing
but... but I like their six cheese...
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I definitely prefer Pizza Hut, but this image is more representative of Little Squeezers.
BetterIngredientsBetterPizzaPapaJohns
Heresy
QuantumVikings
This is why you get xxl cheese
tylerstubs
You forgot the garlic sauce and pepperoncini.
Sm9yCg
The EU has very strict health regulations in this. There is no Papa Johns in the EU. Not anymore. (UK has them, but they'll eat anything)
zipsline4
Also papa John's
apercent
Sauce
IronicUsername
Funny thing is I actually like their pizza but stopped ordering from them because of their CEO's dumbassery, not the protests.
MarvelousMuggle
Just ordered Papa Johns. Pizza was wrong. Laughed at this! +1
Skizzlesnap
Papa Johns. For people who don’t know what real pizza is.
thebigoldnart
I think that applies to every big chain, my dude.
IDunGoofed
Only buy pizza from a dude who can barely speak the language and still runs his own pizza place. 7$ pizza that is way better than any chain
LithiumOd
Papa johns is garbage. All the chains I’ve been to or ordered from are garbage.
BlackMagicEnby
In my honest opinion, the U.K Papa Johns was MUCH better
Bobfromboblandofbob
Could be because their pizza is under cooked and the CEO is pos.
UzernameCzechsOut
Papa John's did stuff to me... Stuff I can't talk about
AspartameDaddy
#metoo
HoochIsCrazzy
Can you show me on a doll?
TrialOrc
lenomdeplume
Says the guy who threatened to fire employees if the ACA was enacted.
was821
I think I've been disillusioned by pizza. Every place I try is mediocre and leaves something to be missed
blairmichod
What about Papa Murphy's?
BewilderedBeaver
That's just pizza places for you. Nothing can substitute for making your own at home.
HoochIsCrazzy
Have you tried non-chain places?
Luthax
I used to work for Papa's. They don't compensate for drivers' gas and pay less than minimum wage when they're out on a run.
Luthax
One of our drivers made a spreadsheet to see how much money he was actually making with the store. Turns out he was actually losing money.
Luthax
He quit the day he finished his spreadsheet.
blackozone
Looks like your boy made a website about it, here's the spreadsheet: https://imgur.com/DlOsgv4
BronzeLeaguePro
WTF does the NFL protests have to do with Papa Johns? Like how did they justify that bullshit?
CeruleanK
I think they have a very exaggerated vision of the relationship between watching football and ordering a pizza.
RheaButt
He's trying to claim that since they have a sponsorship deal that somehow means it's responsible
BronzeLeaguePro
But even if that were the case, it would hurt long term, not short term.
RheaButt
Yeah, he's just trying to make an excuse for why their value is tanking
mineovermatter
Depends on where you live,if you have other options.PJ's is 10x better than Dominoes or PH. And thats our options
VowOfPoverty
Domino's near us is outstanding. Not "good Chicago pizza" good, but good. And really cheap (2 pizzas, 2 toppings picked up for $12.00).
Jrwoodchuck
Ehhhhh.... nah. /disagree
Beb0p
True. Never was a fan until I tried it in a small town where it seems like fast food workers take their time to make things well. lol
Rogahar
Yup, this. The Papa John's on Nellis AFB is ballin'. Meanwhile the one back in my hometown in the UK is pretty much @OP's picture.
RadishIsAMeat
Not sure where you live but in the UK they are franchises so the quality varies wildly from store to store.
Stuebydoo
Almost everything in PizzaHut is frozen though. Cheese, garlic bread, dough, most toppings. It's all shit
HoochIsCrazzy
There are no local pizza places? I thought there was a Brothers Pizza and a House of Pizza in every town
JonestownClassPresident
If there was one in every town... It wouldn't be local
HoochIsCrazzy
They are not chains, just generic names that get reused over and over
TheGoldenPotato
Was gonna say this too. PJ in my hometown is AMAZING. But the staff is very committed and hardworking.
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
It depends heavily on the individual chains. The papa Johns in my town literally closes down due to staffing issues about once a week.
Stuebydoo
Agreed, I massively prefer PJs over the other 2. No grease and good dips
GlowGreen
Live on the upper west side of manhattan, nyc. Tried papa john's once. Cried.
yourmomschesthairr
Wow as a Chicagoan, all these sound terrible. I️ forget just how spoiled we are.
Raenon
Does Chicago have real pizza these days? I mean, I've had that casserole that you guys seem to enjoy so much...
yourmomschesthairr
Actually we have all type of pizzas and deep dish isn’t as widely eaten as non-natives think. Don’t know why people are getting bootyhurt.
Raenon
I kid, the deep dish cult out there is just so easy to tease.
monadi
Not really, the Papa John's near me is terrible and the Dominoes is actually good and less greasy.
Tomadzo
Dominos is eons better that I hat it was
Robotguy4
It's nice when a company admits that they suck in advertising and then does something about it.
theInternetKing
Agreed, and they got the pizza tracker
scnottaken
Despite the tortured sentence, yeah. The hand tossed pan from Dominos is AWESOME.
Tomadzo
Sorry. Autocorrect.
Kolkorro
Agreed
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Papa Murphy's for the win!
Beb0p
Murphy’s is good but it’s not poppin because generally people are lazy to cook themselves and want something ready to eat.
JustFuckingWatchCowboyBebop
Lol I used to work at one, if you've got a great crew the pizza wins hands down
BahamutBBob
I've had Papa Murphy's. My sister likes it, and buys it every time she's in Frederick. I don't like it, the sauce is nasty.
BahamutBBob
I like Guiseppi's, and I live right by one of their 3 stores, so I'm good.
IMakeStuffUpALot
If you you get Papa Murphy's, you have to eat it while it's hot. If you let that stuff cool, you're basically eating greasy plastic.
Sneakyninja1492
Then don’t go delivery, get digornio
Tlaxxil
And burn your hands
76Tromboners
Sounds suspicious. May I ask if you own stock in Digiornos pizza?
HoochIsCrazzy
They are owned by Nestlé S.A
playfulgoor
Screaming Sicilian. My favorite.
trollisourbites
Y'all hating so hard on Papa John's. Don't forget they are a chain, and like other chain restaurants, they can have good and back locations
rvleshrac
No, they can't. They're all shit. At $5, Little Caeasar's is about the same at 1/3rd the price.
tanebou
Horse shit. Papa Johns has the best crust.
rvleshrac
You've spelled "pasteboard" wrong.
MangooBango
Little Cesar's vs Papa John's. You're saying they're the same. Are you insane???
rvleshrac
I apologise. Little Caesar's uses fewer canned ingredients.
Dayrest
HA!
pokebug666
Well TIL that more canned ingredients == better pizza.
rvleshrac
Dude literally *testified under oath in a court of law* that their pizza isn't better than anyone else's.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Real talk though papa John's is pretty Good. Very overpriced though. They're drop in sales is due to other chains offering 5.99 mediums.
MrRandom314159
Either step in line with the pizza oligopoly or get better piza.
samsonguy920
Maybe their pizzas are ok. I don't care. "Papa John" is a narcissistic asshole who encourages his franchisees to screw over employees >
samsonguy920
> any chance he gets. When he is downright vocal about it, you know he doesn't give a shit about how far he goes.
flintsky10
I used to always do they dominos deal but when ordering for 1 I've gotten better coupons for papa john
VeryMoistTowelettes
I'd rather eat little caesars.
professionalWolfologist
"Papa John's is pretty good." I'm going to have to stop you right there and correct you.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
But you didn't even correct me. You didn't even stop me. All you did was comment without and real push back.
GentlemanWendigo
I like PapaJohn's, though I'll only order it if they're ever doing the whole 50% off deal, otherwise...no.
Ipoopwhenilaugh
The quality isnt what it was. It's not bad, but for what they charge you can get a better pizza delivered
idowhatiwantwastaken
I've seen a lot of mullets in Iowa. You need to be more precise.
Ipoopwhenilaugh
Pizza ranch is better now.
idowhatiwantwastaken
Pizza ranch is da bomb
Ipoopwhenilaugh
Fried chicken and pizza.
KillerTofu131
They have the best garlic sauce.
dickered1
Pretty sure they have the only garlic sauce
VulgarBear
Pretty sure Pizza hut, Dominos, and hell even my local pizza chain has garlic sauce now.
argetbrisingr
I got pizza hut garlic sauce once, absolutely nothing like papa johns, couldnt stand it.
VulgarBear
I mean if I had to pick I'd go with the Papa, but my local shops garlic sauce blows them all out of the water plus you get a fuck ton.
mikeatike
Lol what kind of backwoods town do you live in where Papa John's is considered good.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
San diego California.
Skywatcher16
theres a lot of reasons sales are down, most of them being how the business is run. but admitting that would mean taking responsibility.
JimONeill
And that is not the American way, after all.
Skywatcher16
not for those with obscene amounts of money anyway...
terminal7street
It tastes like a hot circle of garbage
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Tfw that hot circle of garbage is still better than dominos or pizza huts hot circle of septic tank contents.
tanebou
That would be Dominos.
HoochIsCrazzy
I ate papajohns once, it was overpriced shit even for a chain pizza place
filthymansock
And literally drowning in margarine
Mannythebearpig
It was over priced here but actually good pizza in my town. Lucky literally every pizza joint in town has a Large $10 deal they conformed
ZombieJonSnow
BRONCOSVIP is a 50% discount.... every time.
MrCrzy
Going . And try this next time
MoooCow
I'm not picky about pizza but wow, Papa John's is not good.
MrElls
I work at PapaJohns. Can comfirm.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
I have been saying this for years
poobacca
The idea with Papa John's is you can always find a 50% off coupon
HoochIsCrazzy
So what you are saying is they overprice their pizzas to make me deal with coupons? So inconvinencing me is supposed to make me want (1/2)
HoochIsCrazzy
to eat their shitty pizza?
rudejohn
I really like Papa Johns pizza. And the garlic butter sauce is great for dipping crust.
xMyst87
Most other chains are greasy and don’t taste as good to me. Papa johns also reheats well the next day
Vacationdad
It's absolute garbage. Even dominos and Pizza Hut are great by comparison and that's like pizza sacrilege to say
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Dominos and Pizza Hut? No, bruh. You can hate them all you want, but Papa John's has the best pizza when compared to those two places.
AndThenThereWereSquirrels
I respect that you have the right to an opinion, even if it's utterly wrong
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Bro, Dominos is by far the worst chain in terms of taste and quality, and Pizza Hut is not much further behind them. Those are facts.
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Opinion=!facts
2074red2074
Have you tried Dominoes with the alfredo sauce? It's great.
Vacationdad
I honestly really like their philly pizza
Vacationdad
I don't hate dominos but it isn't anything super special
MonoclesAndManacles
Coupons, though. Got a large and a medium for a grand total of $2.56 last week. Not just one or two toppings, either.
The701
I ate it....it was sweet. Sugary sweet. I never had pizza that tasted sweet like that before. First and only time.
SomeKindOfOctopus
All the big chain pizza places taste really sweet to me.
DarkZalgo
Yep that's how they hook you. The sauce has tons of sugar in it. I can't even taste it anymore.
cowpiefatty
Yea I don't understand how they are in business like little cesars is better and it is pretty shitty but its at least 5$ shitty.
LvAllen
Papa Johns won't give you foul-smelling gas like LC will.
isaydefy
I love little Ceaser's, 4 pizzas and breadsticks for just a little over 20. It's hot and it's a lot. Oh god I'm hungry
iSAIDgoodDaYYsir
Ceasars is pretty good if its fresh. Plus they have 3 meat for like $8 and that's pretty good too but only if it was just made.
Treblaine
"Hey, man, do you want to get Papa Johns?" "Hell no, those football protests are too controversial" = conversation no one has ever had.
Christx30
More like "You wanna get a pizza and watch football?" "Naaa. Let's go do something else."
Vortex153
I have a friend that was boycotting BDubs because they weren’t playing the national anthem. I had to tell him it was Fox that wasn’t.
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BorkD
check mate ratheist
mikeatike
Check mate Raytheon.
sunyudai
When the rat heist goes bad:
Treblaine
morrouac
It's more people protesting watching the games, so the conversation of "Hey, man, do you want to get Papa Johns?" never happens.
DarkZalgo
I work at a papa johns. The protests are actually hitting us very hard. Usually football season every Sunday is insanely busy.
DarkZalgo
Today I got off five hours early because it was so slow.
sugwhite
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pizza-hut-sales-unaffected-nfl-protests-article-1.3608894
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sugwhite
The whole accusation as to the drop in sales seems a little fishy. After some research, I found this link
DarkZalgo
The majority of our sales during football season comes from people watching the commercials on football games.
sugwhite
Hope you guys get more hours. That sucks that people are getting cut early. Since that means no money
DarkZalgo
Oh no of course not. The papa johns I work for is a franchise. They cut as many hours as they can without breaking corporate rules.
KingCornish
Papa Johns now that more data is coming out about their actual business:
brownribbon
Like what?
lawlphailure
What did I miss?
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Please enlighten us.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
haha you act like there's enough ingredients on the pizza to hide in.
IFoldlyGo
And they told racists to stop eating their pizza - https://www.avclub.com/papa-johns-has-now-been-forced-to-tell-racists-not-to-e-1820146555
BC2k2
Oh look, another site I won't go to because they want me to disable my AdBlock
ZachWinstead
Pizza sauce?
JoelJoestar
What data?
Buttholium
Two words: cheese pizza ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bob7010
Please, say some more.
DarkZalgo
I work at a papa johns and I have no idea what you're talking about.
VPofPatriarchy
Neither does he.
TheVakarian
Data you say?
Treblaine
Statistik3r
Yes. Data is sexy.
langri
'are'. The word data is plural. Yes, I'm that guy. ????
sunyudai
Formally speaking, you are correct... HOWEVER, it is increasingly common in informal English to use "data" as an uncountable singular, ...
sunyudai
wherein it is then acceptable to use "data is". So use "Data are" in a research paper, but "data is" is fine and proper here on Imgur.
YourWaifuIsTrash
Unless we're talking about the Star Trek TNG character
calcifear
Depends whether it's being used as a shortened form of 'the set of data' or not. If it is, then it's singular.
ShadyBuddha
Yeah!! Grammar battle!! Also, fuck the Oxford comma!!
kmikl
Oh, them's fightin' words, son.
aeonblue08
behaviourself
Thank you for this. I come from a family of papa John's fans and I needed this.
mikeatike
I am sorry about your child abuse.
LiamNeesonOfficial
I used to love their pizza, 15 years ago. Now, delivery is too slow and everything too expensive.
Sinisfun
Should we all designate a date in the near future and order Dominios to protest Papa Johns?
ItsMyMoneyAndINeedItNow
Gotta ask, what are you?
redbullvodka
A meat popsicle.
baronramsey
I'm sorry @OP
cogitoro
For YEARS everyone acted like Papa John's was the best delivery pizza! I felt like I was taking crazy pills!
ScrooblyDoobles
You're far from alone, I always thought their pizza was gross. The sauce was wayyy too sweet and the rest was average at absolute best.
Qtoy
Right? Their sauce and sometimes even the dough was weirdly sweet.
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
They lie about their hot wings. Dirty filthy lies.
bigbootybigfoot
I worked at a Papa John's factory replacing a steam line in their dishwasher, cut into the thing cockroaches and eggs went everywhere.
FamousestAnus
Ever eaten a candy bar? Get a big ass vat of chocolate and see how well you can keep the roaches out...
LanaDelReyy
What.
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Lies
ifuckdragons
I can hear their attorneys frothing from here
bigbootybigfoot
But the Papa John's in my town is edible where as Domino's is not. So I eat them cockroaches with very minor disgust.
terithian
Added protein!
JayEnfield
"Oh no, that's not the steam line. He cut into the cockroaches line!"
Zandrake
I hope this isn't a stupid question, but they have factories? I have never consumed any Papa John's products so I know nothing about them.
bigbootybigfoot
I guess all the dough comes from the factory, I think sauce too and each individual franchise can supply there own toppings just can't be ch
bigbootybigfoot
Eaper than what they'd get if they bought from Papa John's. I think may be way wrong.
terminal7street
Papa John’s always gave me bad diarrhea, no other pizza place does.
NeverExclamationPoint
Same.
Dinnerbird
Better ingredients, better diarrhea. Papa John's.
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Samesies, but I still get them.
CptRobotNinja
Its a scientific fact that only communists and people that talk in the theater enjoy Papa Johns
Secsletariat
as a borderline communist, i am offended. i wouldn't even inflict papa john's on dissidents.
CptRobotNinja
Go eat your chewy ass pizza rolls you fucking heretic
TheDogEnd
I'm a fan of how cheap PapaJohns is, and how little they charge for delivery, but otherwise it is a fairly mediocre pizza
PepperPeanutsVagenis
Papa John's is by far the most expensive of the major chain pizza franchises. Are you smoking crack?
jdavis1186
Cheap???? Papa John's is way overpriced
TheDogEnd
I dunno, I live in Canada. I can order a medium 5-topping for 10.99$ Most every other place it's more money for a 3-topping. +Delivery = 3$
NordicusMaximus
Agreed, it’s the most expensive of any of the major chains in the Seattle-Tacoma area.
damien309
Ya wtf, its like $20 for a large pepperoni.
DarkZalgo
Tbh all things considered it's pretty cheap per person. Especially with discounts. It usually ends up being $5 or less per person.
DarkZalgo
Maybe around $10 per person if you pay full price every time.
cheeseguy3412
I used to be a papa johns fan, but then they spoke out against health care. I won't support them regardless of product quality.
freshlight
my dad's been working for papa johns for 15 years and he's handicapped, you guys would be inadvertently screwing employees like him
freshlight
-given that they've already been screwed. A CEOs actions really shouldn't be grounds to punish the employees but thats my opinion i guess
SuchaPunchableFace
I'll respect that.
BatLadyRielle
Same actually. Don't miss it
RegisteredSexDefenderp
Didn't they also shit on the idea of a decent minimum wage?
Djinferno806
Decent as in $15 an hour for unskilled simple labour? let's not talk about how it is bad for states as a whole.
freshlight
how about you try working 40 hrs at 8 bucks a fucking hour and afford healthcare, an apartment, maintenance for the car you drive-
freshlight
local school district fees, etc
freshlight
think again before you even mention "unskilled simple labor" because there wouldn't be a functioning economy without them. I'm not sure if-
freshlight
-you realize there's someone cooking the chinese takeout you decided to order on a friday night after you had a long day at work
Sm9yCg
You guys are trying to argue with an Imbecile. There is literally no point, as he is too dumb to understand your arguments.