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Jun 20, 2017 1:32 AM
Backspackler
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BertWiedermeyer
Really? What are the odds that she bothered to throw them away and you found them in the trash?
railgap
For properly tightened fasteners, they don't do any good anyway. Truth.
handbanana13
How did you break your cock ring?
SanchoLibre
There's this guy turning washers into Damascus steel blades https://youtu.be/YMDNyeDmq38
ninjaguineapig
What is that?
Galfronon
iliketurtles80
Dishwasher threw away the split washer
griffinsage808
A Reaver just have run a spear through it...
wergerberger
YOU: Next were gonna have to throw your nose in the garbage. WIFE: Why's th
19Red
And my wife says: that's how the screws are right ? ????
Codox3000
Trying to get rid of all the other washers before she is replaced
Hupa
This was a highly underrated comment.
LordOfTheIdiots
Congrats on the hot wife
revisedmage
My wife throws my stuff away all the time. It's my fault... I like having things.
RatBastard516
To the front page. Get your upvote+
SPudzyV2
Just used some tonight lol
Silver1Dragon
Next she's going to throw away all the forks in the house. "These spoons are broken"
BrigidtheMechLady
Does it have to be the wife? Mine knows what lock washers look like
Gilgamech
Broken, intentionally, in a very specific way. So specifically and intentionally that it's not damage. Like pruning a tree around a walkway.
ImJustHereForDogMemes
Sounds like those trees need to be thrown away
OrangeFlavours
that's the joke tho?
MacClay
Well it's your fault for leaving them in the kitchen.
BadPunsAplenty
Washer expect, man, she ain't no handyman!
bringbakfirefly
You married her. Now you're responsible for her.
SherMattLockSmith
"You touched her last!"
Overwatch78
No shit. A manager at my plant sent back a box of 5,000 lock washers because he thought they were broken flat washers.
artifes
A former manager?
MicrowaveSafe
If my work experience is anything to go by, that manager was probably promoted.
Overwatch78
He is still a manager. I never see him. He's on 1st shift.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
a split washer https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washer_(hardware)#Spring_and_locking_washers
Redandpurpleunicorns
My friend didn't know this!
Phyrie
And now I've learned something :D
SauceAsRequested
I thought I knew what they were all for, thanks for the link
ItHasComeToTheTriarii
. For later use
NotThatJoeYouKnow
it would probably be easier to google fresh and look through your comments but... different strokes for different folks I guess
MouseTheFooDog
Fuckin' washers, how do they work?
VresiBerba
...said no-one ever.
VresiBerba
Like my wife not knowing precisely what it is, would go through my shit and start to throw things out that look "broken" to me, knowing.
VresiBerba
If you don't know what this thing is, you wouldn't think it was broken, either. Only when you actually DO know what it is, it looks broken.
literalbagofdicks
Lock washers, how do they work?
SidJorgenson
they don't, so
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
We call them spring washers here.
GinOClock
Magic
DrunkEmu
The split edges bite into the job to stop the nuts and bolts coming loose as easily as a normal washer.
iseeaveragepenis
That's a star washer
DrunkEmu
They are both used for it!! Google it even if you dont think so. I've built lift shafts, boilers, sheds and I know what im talking about
GlacticGator
The offset keeps pressure on the nut to keep it from spinning. There's a sexual pun somewhere in there...
Nize426
Oh. I never really understood why they were like that, but I knew that they were supposed to be that way. Interesting.
SearchingForMrBean
Clever girl...
RoboticTurtle
That's what its supposed to do. In reality it doesn't work nearly that well.
lostparrot42
Ya they do.
aristera
Funny. I swear I just saw a graph that says they don't.
qwermmm
And drawings on the internet are always trustworthy