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My Ancestors were freaky.
These are the rock carvings from various temples in India. Places like Khajurao and Hampi are full of temples adorned with these carvings.
PostmasterG
No wonder that place smells the way it does...
CrossBetween
"Rock out with your cock out" finally made sense to me.
abundantbadgers
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
lets make this a meme
vauhtihirmu
In Buddhism sexual imagery are symbols for the union of the aspects the characters represent.
WhiskeysQuicker
That's why there is over a billion of you now. Need to adopt more butt stuff into your culture.
aRepost
Well somebody is into ass play.
IJustRippedMyShorts
That must have been the first documented great sex weekend
AwesomeTeddybear
"When you think you're out of place but ending up having a great time in the orgy"
CanOnlySayYes
the12thletter
Up to a hundred points you go, my friend.
redflamegreen
Hey, let's have an orgy to celebrate the gods. I doubt my gf would like it, but gotta celebrate the gods.
001100111
If your gf doesn't want you with another woman. There is always the horse you can fuck
Zwischenzug
The Kama Sutra wasn't a clue?
Raggart
Nah, these are all perfectly natural sex acts even if... oh boy, the horse!
MontsterTacks
#3 dude on the right "when the blow job is just right"
GirthBrooks91
Right. Cuz eating cows is just crazy. Lets just fuck the horses instead.
wearAmaskEvrywhere
Get a guide in that place and he will explain everything in detail . True .
BobaMilkTeaSnowBubble
Your ancestors are fun forward thinkers :) .
CodeHandLuke
Ancient India must have had some wild parties.
rezpawner
"Anyway, here's my great grandfather fucking a horse, and there's my great grandmother in the corner, being fistfucked by an orangutan".
karlthorn
That poor horse....
MRCAB
#3 Those aren't children are they?
Sauroctonus
Probably not. In religious art, in fact many types of art, the focal characters are depicted bigger than others. Not only does it show (1/2)
Sauroctonus
who the main characters are, but it saves space for when you need to cram more details in there. (2/2)
MRCAB
Unless you're r Greek... LOL
Shaows
#6 - Dude in the back is like "Oh man, I know I bet you that you wouldn't fuck a horse, but I didn't think you'd actually fuck a horse!"
JasonTodd94
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
Thebadmikey
You don't think it was the too easy to confuse horse vs whores
Bassblast97
My only question is Did they pose?
macpall
No wonder they have a population over a billion!
cosinewave
Culturally it is a celebration of life. While not my culture, I can certainly appreciate the sentiment.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
I relate to this so much. Every time I feel good about humanity I fuck a horse.
Sauroctonus
Now that's what I call inclusive.
theluckysuccess
cosinewave
Well, maybe not that part.
Promethianfire
Yeah India could probably do with a bit less fucking. Or a bit more contaception.
Plumbusdealer
India's population growth is actually starting to get under control.
golem501
Not sure if SFW
Sauroctonus
If it's safe for a temple, it's safe for work.
RobotKarate
Their lives were nothing but death, disease, and walking in shit. Orgies were the only thing they could to to have fun.
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
did you think a billion of 'em just showed up from the suburbs?
escapemundane
Back in the day(~2k years ago), India was more sex positive than other places. People would have sex in public
vnqx
MFW a couple dudes start fucking a horse:
isometimesgetreferences
this reminds me of once seth rogans dialogue from 40 year old virgin lol
summitshow
Indians... amirite?!
probshouldntsayitbut
Yeah it was all fine until the horse :/
SaucyDisses
"BROTHER NO"
sadro
They used to fuck horses but nowaday you can't even hold the hand of your girlfriend in the street.
kneetothearrow
@elbowdeepinahorse
SgtRazor
That horse is JRHNBR
VoPo
They're doing that "covering the face, but still peeking cause they're actually interested behind their outward shame" thing. You perv...
vnqx
I mean, I don't want to see it.....but I can't really look away.
abundantbadgers
AlabamaNerd
Let's be honest...he doesn't carrot all.
ohHiMark2000
Nice
Intomies
I had coffee in my mouth an now it's on my pants
PixeledSiren
This made me laugh harder than I'm willing to admit.
TotallyALemon
I loved Hampi. I felt like Indiana Jones walking through the temples scattered around there. It felt so alien just wandering through.
Sauroctonus
You're quite good at talking, for a lemon.
TotallyALemon
I try to be. Life made me a.... well you know how it goes.
Plumbusdealer
Indiana Jones and The Temple of Poon
TotallyALemon
That too
JojoNicholasHancock
My ancestors sacrificed people to a sun god. So, I have that going for me.
eggmuffin
Most people's ancestors have at some point offered sacrifices to a sun god of one description or another.
JojoNicholasHancock
Some more than others.
Racealistic
Ra? Xbalanque? Which god :D
JojoNicholasHancock
Huitzilopochtli
Sauroctonus
Ah, good ol' Southern Hummingbird.
ImStraightOkStopLookingAtMyUserName
What happened @op? http://m.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/indian-men-sex-survey-article-1.1445599
sc1onic
Which aspect? And omg! I can't even! That username.
ImStraightOkStopLookingAtMyUserName
Looks like Indians went from horny, kinky sexual pervs to the most sexually repressed on earth. What happened?
sc1onic
The British happened. :) also I think every culture went through their repressed oppressed state.
ImStraightOkStopLookingAtMyUserName
British were tight. Wonder what USA would be like if they were down to do the nasty more with natives. Like the sweet Portuguese colonists