Jacksonpophunter
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Have had this happen one too many times...
Apr 15, 2015 2:17 PM
Jacksonpophunter
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iheartcottnballs
I would pay top dollar to hear Elmo say "Fuck her right in the pussy"
McRageyPants
Some ones I haven't seen. Thanks OP
fnordy
That is terrible. Did Jason win?
COCKCRUSHER
#2 I love it
Lemoncreme
The last one though
CombatGiraffe
I will never not love these
sasspergerspectrum
More things like this, please!
Idonthaveausernamebecauseimnotcreative
anyone else think that the apple on the table was Bernies testicle
IMissedTheBoatOnAGoodUsername
Who the fuck is Bernie?? +1
IronMannequinMrkXXI
That last one made me choke on Mountain Dew and spew it out of my nose. Good news is, my nose is no longer stopped up.
AgentTempest
#9 Isn't that Luke Skywalker?
YouCatfish
"Autistic fit of rage" always gets me
CountSnarkula
Well Done!! +1
LanceCasteau
these are still by far the best thing on the internet right now....keep them coming
brotheralphonse
These are the best
SgtEziosRequiem
I may be speaking on my behalf only, but I think the internet agrees that we needs an unending supply of these, with a few golden reposts.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
BRAV-to-the-mother-f'kin-O!!!
EdgarAllenshrimpPoeboy
OH MY GOD, The kid in the spot the retard one acutually has down syndrome doesnt he
ZCOM
I do not find these funny at all, personally. That is no reason to downvote though, so here you go.
LURKERwhhhuuut
I also share in your opinion and respect your maturity on the situation.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Thank you for supporting something that even though you don't like it, you know others will enjoy.
cr668288
New ones keep appearing and they're always amazing! Keep 'em coming!
maninred49
“we’ve got no joke to make so we’ll say how often we’ve seen these because all we do is get on imgur and fap on ourselves."
Anister
Wait... These pics are n-new? As in, never reposted? Gentlemen, I would like to call for your assistance in getting this TO THE FRONT PAGE!
Jacksonpophunter
alot of them are new, yes haha
GreenYawgmoth
I know #2 is not new, but most are at least new to me.
Anister
Whell, yeah. But its still funny as fuck, so ill let it pass
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
ALLL ABOOOOOOOOARD!!!!!
donkeymoney
I've seeb #3 and #9 on Imgur before, but still a good mix. +1
datxash
k
whoopsadaisy
+1 for exactly 10 images
Myusernamewillnevereverberelevantever
Ernie's testicle looks just like an apple.
fartharder
My father-in-law's looked like a grapefruit until he had it removed.
JackKraken
That there deserves at least one upvote!
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Dude, have you been eating Muppet testicles again?
Willum
#7 - read it in Elmo's voice. Awesome.
BiffMcChesthard
This is the best set of these I have seen +1
Xedemi
Go to r/bertstrips for better
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
I haven't cried from laughing in a few days, triggered.
SpacemanSpiff0226
Finally made it through one without Bert "giving someone a stellar bj"
ObliviousVirgin
For #7 really read it in Elmo's voice. Makes it so much better.
kittytard
Berts psyche was damaged beyond repair a looong time ago. Sesame St is just one endless fucked up hallucination. #TRIGGERMEERNIETRIGGERME
iamireland
"Trigger-Me Elmo"
kittytard
TRIGGER ME HARDER ELMO TRIGGER ME ALL NIGHT LONG
minimallism
You get an upvote. I want one of those old Elmo that can learn phrases. "Triggered"
TheBilingualTaco
"Shouts in an autistic fit of rage."
Captainplanetmotherfucker
MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEPP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP
theDemongod
I love how that one is included in every single set of bert strips that gets posted here. I'm not even mad.
King1Kong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
elucidatefurther
Honestly that is my all time favorite bertstrip and makes me smile every time I see it.
intooblv
I majored in Psych. A lot of people w/ social science degrees get all sensitive about those kind of jokes -- I think they're funny as hell.
itsybitsyspider
Social Science Degrees says it all.
ohwhatdave
I instantly love any post that contains Bort shouting in an autistic fit of rage.
biscuitfarmer
Ernie, come on son. You don't call retarded people retards, you call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
duojet
- Michael Scott
kinggambit
there is no morality in these posts lol
Iambikecurious
-Wayne Gretzky
sabrinatheteenagebitch
-Michael Scott
IrohJR
- Francis Bacon
Potatostein
France is bacon?
YourWaifuIsTrash
*nods knowingly*
MeSoMerry
"Oscar is an actual homosexual." "...See, now you're taking it too far."
Histrionical
Yeah, I felt the same. Joke about the damn puppets, fine. Adults too. But leave the kids the fuck alone. That one killed it for me.
ThattBiggie
JokeOverYourHead.JPG
Histrionical
HowCouldTheJokeJumpThatHighIfItFellFlatToBeginWith.jif
considerthis
that kid is probably like 49 now
Histrionical
At least you made point that was actually thought out and convincing.
Natsumori
Seriously how many hours do you spend watching Sesame Street to come up with these?
kelestofkels
I will never tell.
helloimrobin
None, you go to r/bertstrips, pick a couple you like, and repost them here. Free points if you're looking to score some.
bychance
1 ha ha ha, 2 ha ha ha, 3!!! Hours ha ha ha. The Count, probably...
smartblondesandsarcasm
I think a better question is, how can someone who watches a lot of Sesame Street and someone who comes up with these be the same person?
IdontKnowHowToComeUpWithACleverUsername
All of them.
iSoulend
And yet we always see the same ten The Simpsons scenes
futuremonkey
Those of us born in the late 60s & early 70s see the world... differently from you.
TonguePunchingFartBox
Based on the description of the pictures, I'd guess none
kenesisiscool
You got any kids? There's your answer.
Natsumori
I do, but I don't analyze the scenes for sexual/offensive funny references while I watch with her, haha.
shitinacamaro
3.5
Bechhofer
I just Google sesame street scenes and look around for inspiration
zackofspades
If you have kids its really not that unusual. They still need supervision while watching TV.
HurryUpIgotNutstoBustButtsTOfuckNDslutsToFuckinUppercut
Wait... Why do kids need supervision when watching tv? (26 yr old, only child and not many younger cousins)
Xist3nce
You are a good parent. TV is my substitute supervisor.
zackofspades
Just a Godfather, but thank you.
IAmTheBadW01f
Honestly the people making these need more supervision than any kid I've ever met, and I've been a camp counselor for years....
TailBiter
Yup. Watching Sesame Street and Barney all the time now. I sing the songs while I'm at work too.
MutantTurd
I get "What's the number of the Day" song stuck in my head at work. Along with the songs from Super Why.
zviosif
Oh my god...that means that some of the people on 4Chan have children.
zackofspades
Or worse. Some of them are BABYSITTERS.
EternalPKK
Dunn Dunn Dunn...
TalonDudeguy
Dear lord...
Hagabadla
I think I remember reading about a 4chan post where someone said they were babysitting and asked about homemade chlorophorm
zackofspades
That may be the most 4chan thing I have ever read.
TheFlyingHellfish
Well, there is a subreddit. r/bertstrips
Jacksonpophunter
didnt even know about that subreddit til just now, i get mine from facebook,4chan and my mind.
TheFlyingHellfish
I figured you didn't, since r/bertstrips is pretty bad and yours are fantastic.
Vewtwo
Yeaaah, all people do is just repost them from there for free internet points.
lisovp
I find that not all the comics on r/bertstrips are good.I prefer it when people cherry pick the more amusing ones and post them here.
Vewtwo
That is a good point, but technically, it's still reposting. And technically correct is the best kind of correct.
Jacksonpophunter
no, not me.
WheresMyHearingAid
WHAT IF SEASAME STREETS ACTUAL FOOTAGE DOESNT MAKE IT INTO THE FUTURE BUT BURT STRIPS DO. IN 3030 THEY CITE THIS AS WHY WE SUCKED
AncientWeapons
We wont care as we will be dead.
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
Or why we were the best time ever.
iraqlobsta
Put your hearing aid back in, Bert. You're yelling.
TalonDudeguy
Oh my god, when is something even considered history!?!?!?!?!?
somethingdark
Tomorrow, generally.
TalonDudeguy
I meant in official history books, but I get your point
PhewPhew2222
The minute it can be published.
TalonDudeguy
I don't think you understand, WHEN will it be old enough for someone to settle down and put it in history books
somethingdark
Oh. Depends on the significance of events, but generally about 10-15 years.
TalonDudeguy
Ok then, thanks