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Feb 12, 2018 6:53 PM
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BigAZNMan
Not sure if local baseball game or golf clubhouse.
armonis
I dunno, on fire seems like over cooking for most of these.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
Mmm... makes me want some Bronco's https://www.broncoburgers.com/
Klove12
Or it’s all frozen food that’s nuked in a microwave.
greenlove2020
I bet that pastrami is the bomb
baumbachaflocka
Reminds me of Ron Swanson's favorite restaurant
meetingsaramarshall
Holiday Burgers, Mission Hills, CA GO!
LordMagnus
Chilli Cheese Fries, from Tommy's in L.A. (Rampart Location).. and while you're at it, get the double chilli cheese burger.
xItzEpicDx
That'll be Treefiddy
carkuffb101
shut up. loch Ness monser!
Sm9yCg
I'll take one million chilli straights. To go.
Kakarikoboy
I miss places like this :( we had them in South Africa years ago but they all disappeared....
Cheomesh
2:1 some semi-anonymous corner store in Baltimore.
afventa
Was thinking the same, Baltimore has a lot of small places like this and they're usually great.
Cheomesh
They seem to never have names, either...
ghostwriter2030
Yeah, fire in my anus as I spray diarrhea out of my ass. But it's tasty, too.
georgedragonslayer
I want to be clear here, It is the food that was tasty, and not the diarrhea spewing out your ass?
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ghostwriter2030
Gallbladder removed last year. I do like to wax poetic on the internet about the results of having gallbladder issues
Resurrectionist
Hell yeah, I loves me some bees on wheat
TheShittierBeatles
Ass burrito was my favorite.
bitchp1ease
I want me some GLDRCHKNBREAST SAND
TaylorLately
I've been trying to figure that one out....
crazydiamondmlp
I think it's Grilled Chicken Breast Sandwich but the GRLD got scrambled.
GnomeTalmbout
Every snack bar in America had that same menu.
PhilipCoulson
In my town, the only places I've seen such menu's recently are hockey rinks. They all have it still!
PhilipCoulson
*menus
TheReferenceGoddess
Here it’s Gary’s. I love them but their hygiene practices are questionable. Also I seem to be the only one in town who knows about them.
CallMeBaconLord
Where is it, and how do I get there from Melbourne, Australia?
TheReferenceGoddess
You’d have to come to Kentucky which I wouldn’t wish on anyone. Plus it’s not exactly the same menu, just v similar.
NICromancer
Ahhh...Tam’s or Louis Burgers in So. Cal. Miss the burger spots the most!!
Katiekandy
Fire as in, you will definitely get explosive diarrhea
BoostZilla
...you know they gonna charge for ranch
Telharmonius
It's not got much spam in it.
Molvanian
Capital Lunch (New Britain, CT) has a menu like this, and the best burgers around. (Get any order with the meat sauce).
TheShittierBeatles
...meat sauce?
Molvanian
Oh yeah. It's like a chili or Michigan sauce. It's made out of ground beef, if that's what you're so worried about.
TheShittierBeatles
Not worried just intrigued. Sounds delicious though!
puffthemagicdracula
One of everything please.
Althox00
What does "food is fire" mean? Was it a typo? Food is fine?
quizquare
Thank you for asking. I have no idea either and was going to ask if no one else had.
Dshban
Fire=good
HungryWampa
So is my asshole after eating said food
andMikesyouruncle
The fact they have two kinds of chili indicates they have discerning clientele
ottotravel
What is chili with out beans?
andMikesyouruncle
Texas style originating among the cowboys on cattle drives. Chili w/beans is a separate category in the Great American Chili Cook Off.
andMikesyouruncle
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/true-texas-chili-355049
IanBower
spicy brown meat sauce, had it before, it's not as good
ottotravel
Wow never even heard of that.
NotAmused1001
You'd be surprised at the number of people who don't consider "Chili" to have beans unless it says "with beans."
ottotravel
I would.
NotAmused1001
Umm...ok. There's one guy.
Machthree
Looks like a bowling alley menu.
BangBangLuckyLuke
SurroundedByAPileOfCats
I think some of the best fries I've had came from a bowling alley snack bar. Not sure why...
SocoFox
Because they've been making them for 40 years. They know what they're doing.
DanteHicks79
Looks like the menu at a burger shack in Torrance.
SocoFox
Or almost any family owned burger/dog/gyro shop outside Chicago.
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
Getting drunk on bowling alley beer and stuffed with bowling alley hot dogs is a damn fine good time.
Machthree
Been a league bowler for a few years now, can't recommend it enough.
DickPicEnthusiast
What's this about getting stuffed in an alley? Obviously the drunk part is par for the course, but still...
phil1d
Then tomorrow you can take off like the Falcon Heavy
MrStealYourGiF
I am just beginning to re-appreciate oldskool fixed menus that don't change to something else when you're trying to read the damn things.
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kaymon
They gotta pay for the 60 inch TVs they're using somehow.
RuffleMyFluffles
THIS, i just say "hang on, the sign changed" to the cashier.
imnotryan
DONT LOOK AT YOUR BRIGHT ASS 4" PHONES WHILE DRIVING. HAVE MASSIVE LED SIGNS HUNDREDS OF FEET WIDE BLINDING EVERYONE ON THE HIGHWAY
OverpricedCrayon
Just avoid fast food chain restaurants and you wont have that problem
GoldenRamoth
I tend not to buy from stores that have the menu screens. I remember that they're there, and avoid 'em.
ikagawa
I hate the new menu screens. Stop playing a bullshit video and just show what I can buy.
RKS581
And show the price in money bigger than the price in calories, dammit.
CthuluAlmighty
HOW McFUCKING MUCH IS A McGODDAMN FLURRY
thefucksnotgiven
FIVE HUNDRED AND NINTEY NINE US DOLLARS.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Doesn't matter, the machine is McFucking broken.
PutThePRNDLinD
So...you order the chili...and they *give* you money?
yohohohoyohohoho
yeah.. can I get 500 chili and beans please? hold the chili&beans
Ryanator50
yeah but you need to pay for the toilet paper
TheUpdootist
Why isn't there a chili bi? Triggered.
zestee
Maybe they are indicating their chili is boring and not fabulous or it would be chili gay.
Justiceforbradswife
Charge extra to use the toilet
PooPculture
It's pretty gnarly stuff. Few anuses have survived the trauma.
GrundyScrubber
Only if you're straight
SquirrelHaven
I think that's the joke.. there's the a pause and an arrow pointing at "chilli dog."
foxfire1112
"good luck"
NightPainPoe
Yeah. They have to pay disposal fees.
iamthisguy247
It's expired beef. It's cheaper than disposal costs.
dopey
Do you know any other dishes used to cover the taste of bad ingredients? Only other one I know is spicy tuna.
Harveyq
The taco...is just gold....like they give you gold
PlatypusPlatypus
It's not worth it. Trust me. I'd need at least a tenner to eat THAT chili
Barronvonburp
You can just order it and not eat it you know.
ThisDique
Meth ain't good for you friends. It also pollutes the water table when they flush the toxic waste into the sewage. Hope you get clean.
skelcal
Only if you survive.
skelcal
Is it because it is poisoned? is it because it is too spicy? You decide.
Randomman96
Because it's months old.
OneDayIWillBeBeatToDeathOverAPunButTodayIsKnotThatDay
still fresher than Wendy's chili
INeedAFuckingName
Technically capsaicin is a poison...
myr14d
It's a bet. You live and you get the 3.75. You die and they get what's in your wallet and ingredients for the next batch of chili.
absoluteliquid
Fucking. lol
Tornadotaco
Nice
shmekie
MOVIE
HMRyuuza
Their chef has the best uniform - https://media.giphy.com/media/so0DRqlGeR6nu/giphy.gif
StankyPankySammich
I was hoping for leather face and I got him.
Crowlands
Ah, long pork chilli. I'd eat it.
IceCold01
long pig
LordDankMemes69
Smells like a Zambezi feast
thebiggestjolly
No steamed hams?
Hemingway442
At this time of year?
Vercci
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-jSymE76o
seandude689
I thought you said steam clams
ThomasFernandez
What the hell is that?
Irreal
https://youtu.be/Y4lnZr022M8
HelloToe
An upstate New York thing.
OverpricedCrayon
That sounds disgusting
Crockpotseal
Are you serious?
HelloToe
https://memes2.fjcdn.com/comments/Tbh+steamed+hams+is+the+best+meme+of+the+past+_ccc12daebb847466c8ae3f24548fd346.jpg
Irreal
https://youtu.be/Y4lnZr022M8
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Seymour! The house is on fire!
RedShoesJeff
No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights!
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
It's more of an upstate New York thing
VitaminJay
Well, I'm from Utica and haven't heard of it.
obamalamadingdongditch
It’s more of an Albany thing
zsefvgb
I was in troy for 2 years and never heard of it
scnottaken
Why are they called steamed hams, when they're obviously grilled?
WannaMakeTenBucks
Probably cover it with a lid and squirt a little water on the flat top to steam it vs straight grilling.
paintballzero
Thank you all for keeping this joke going. Up votes for all of you!
HelloToe
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KANOGX1W3lU/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAKPM/PvZlwgzq7y0/c0x00000000-cc-rp-mo/photo.jpg