DOUBLE TAP YOURSELF, FUCK FACE.

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FUCK THESE POSTS

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FP EDIT: GO FUCK YOURSELF

parkiparki

Thank you!

9 years ago |

goirish68

Don't be shy, tell us how you really feel.

Ki3r4nn

I fell for this MONTHS ago when it first got released. Upon realising the functionality they received an amended downvote.

royoten

Imgur always has the worst trends. Why do I come here?

DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal

Remember that user submitted is looking for good comments and posts. Unless that's where you came from, then you are free to go.

CompanysOkay

Dannytraxis

Its an instagram thing and its kinda annoying that people in this are doing it :/

HarveyDentTrust

well it's just to make the function of liking button the same, easy for new users. Also we desktop users have been using numpad with 0 + -

so an easier way for mobile users is double tapping, it's rather faster, just like we use arrows to go next page, and 0 to fav, + to upvote

BarryMoore

Most of the Imgur fads are stupid and pointless.

Rexwar

USE YOUR ANGAH. IT MAKES YOU STRONGAH!!!

AaronFarr

Feel the dark side !!!!

snacktothefuture

I agree, but

17AndDeadInside

This

NuclearWinter2

TL;DR

Splodgey

I think he might like it

Wing126

Can we get "Boop the snoot" and other variations of the sort banned? It adds nothing to the site and it's straight up vote whoring.

WuTang4Kids

Fuck faces HATE him..

thecoolguywiththestuffandthethings

can confirm

1poundofitweighs10000pounds

lol

Dumbladorable

What's worse is that people upvote that shit. Not that it matters, these are nothing but virtual internet points.

pancreas

what's worse is that people upvote THIS shit. I've skipped every 'double tap' post because they're boring. No reason to get angry...

EsadfomeMatt

PuffTart

Beat me to it

PizzaPringler

I double tapped this, because I also hate that crap.

idontcheckmynotifications

Where's the tl;dr version?

Millillion

HE HATES IT

Equinox13

In the title.

scratchimo1

He loves them

KennDeDeDe

I HATE THEM TOO

Cbshank

This post is currently second on the front page for me behind one of those posts.. Don't worry I down voted it just for you though <3

AskMeAbout3DPrinting

Post before this was one. Don't worry I clicked on it just to downvote it.

Elusivehawk

As a PC user, I hate them too. There's more to Imgur's community than the mobile app.

TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING

I sometimes forget that imgur is thousands and thousands of people and not one being...

One being is just thousands and thousands of cells

And one cell is just millions and millions of molecules

stepdude

And one molecule is just tree fiddy

Ahhh damnit lockness monster i aint giving you no three fiddy

IrishNexus

I don't get what they mean, Is double tapping a mobile app thing?

cookseancook

I would also like to know this.

IOnlyUploadReposts

When you tap your screen twice you give an upvote

Oh sneaky! Dont see how that made it so popular

ServeAndOffend

It's also a porn thing.

Justitia

HA! and EWWW...

Wojta

KingOfShortPants

Agreed. As well as the "up vote the money _____".

Matoro342

holy shit that title +1

1579

ICantThinkOfAnythingGoodSoThisIsIt

Both barrels, Kurt Cobain haircut? Is that what the title is getting at?

Arsikere

HE'S GOT A GUN FUCKFACE- jackass 2

Mizuha112

Haha 911 upvotes

ToughTurtle

It needed to be said and I am glad it did nice job @OP

yeah, why is he mad at me?

WhatWillWeDoWithTheDrunkenWhaler

OP like

ocnarfk

That FP EDIT! https://tenor.co/pGKS.gif

Deadpoolio7

Reminds me of v

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aphallatosis

Lol, that guy in the back is great. What's this from?

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9 years ago (deleted Aug 4, 2022 5:47 PM) |

I've seen that movie!

eepycatgirl69

"I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!.....Someone find out who that was?"

IsDisassembled

"LITTERALLY"

whodiswhodat

This is the 2nd thing, first thing was Rule #3, Double Tap, from Zombieland.

Gradwin

Smooth HD:

You the real MVP

ThawedCaveman

As a desktop user, I hate them too.

NamelessAndrew

Exactly 789 words. You're welcome, random citizen.

1048

tmiller360

I upvoted you to 789 upvotes. I feel like I did a thing

Timexican

800 word essay on arachnids plagiarized! Thanks for the material @OP

mirdreams

Why thank you kind sir.

KittenMittensofSteel

That means he said, "I HATE THEM" 263 times.

Vijo

Did you just assume that I'm a citizen!?

CrazedBananas

RaggedyGirl

Wow... that's a lot of hate. O.o

toddscat

There are 14 total replies, and 691 total up votes.

sdavis002

Slightly longer than my upcoming college essay.

charro114

You're doing god's work

CyanideFlavour

Words-789, Characters (including spaces)-3156, Characters (without spaces)-2368, Syllables-1052.

Ryebread91

Easy there. Lets get you back inside before you start counting pixels and bytes.

O 3o''

notevenaname

From where to where? I see more than 789 words.

l3Emon

A simple Ctrl-f could do that in seconds, don't think that your really helping anyone.

KatieKalavinka

Unpopular opinion? Hell no. But take my upvote anyway.

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failphins2

Unpopular opinion puffin has turned into a covert "downvote me to oblivion" to get upvotes

ToK16

I double-tap upvoted because I agree, but I'm also a jerk.

visce

At the moment, I count 6 of them on FP with 10k+ votes. Lotta people like them for some reason.

MrStarkLord

I down voted every single one of them.

forgotmyoldusernameclassic

That'll show 'em.

Aerolfoz

Hopefully reporting them for not belonging on imgur will... because they luiterally don't.

truthsmiles

I don't even get why it's a thing.

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anuragsins1991

Downvoted all of them to be safe

thegr8rambino

Lol same

seanyamz

Username checks out

trujello2013

It was when there double tap feature was new, why it's coming back is beyond me, but it's stupid and annoying. Repost everything even when

It doesn't make sense to I guess

Samaedag

I'm so glad I'm not the only one confused.

CooltrainerAida

There's no definitive way to describe fads. Once something takes off, others will follow, regardless of the content.

MileHighLivin

Its gives an animation and upvotes on the app. It started as a way to make you boop cat noses and touch butts. Now it's a pun.

ginandtonicisanacquiredtaste

I am baffled by many things the imgur populous up votes.

MuchoTakeitEasy

there needs to be a way to select a post to not appear on your feed. That would make things more tolerable....

airmack

You are all thinking about it to hard. It does not mean anything.

vitfall

The dumps and the "money cat/dog/rock" shit too.

BeSublime

Puns.

sexyGandalf12

Especially when someone makes a post about another post they got nothing to do with

serpentgawd

Like I said before, fucking 12 year olds and their stupid fucking shit, IMGUR used to be fun!

dagg3r

Go and top 10 imgur posts.. One is of a heart asking for you to press 0 twice.. Which favorites and unfavs but leaves the upvote

Fairdinkums

Shit like that stays on instagram

I see more of it here, tbh. :(

Only tapping I do on instagram is double tapping dat ass.

goodperspective

I instantly block anyone that does this on my Instagram.

hollybadass

Up votes. Everyone wants to get all the points!!! To marry @sarah and rule the world together!

Bobsaq

When it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shoot twice is a double tap. Puns

LokiKingOfJotunheim

I don't even know what "it" is...

PeteTusk

I thought Coke was "it".

FreakishlyWhiteWoman

For points.

elbdms

Always downvote.

Every time.

DongSayaDae

Except when it is an actual "double tap keg"

AboutToCr4sh

fuckin right

OriannaTheLadyOfClockwork

just a meme geez...

Boredoom

I double tapped this post, just in case

Arkanrais

because people are thick as shit. it's hthe same as "x is asleep. upvote y." the brain dead around here cant do anything without being told

DorkyVora

A lot of them are click bates but the ones that I have seen on the front page are 2 taps. I.e. the Canadian's one is 2 maple tree taps

Aelinsaar

That, the low quality dumps, and the "adjective Cat/Dog"

martinge

On mobile double tap = +1

CodeUsernameIrrelevent

I dont even understand what it means

When it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shooting double tap. They are puns

MandaPandaGrrr

Mobile users "double tap", touch their screen twice quickly, to upvote a post. So it's mainly directed at mobile users.

spikeymaverick

No one knows what it means. But it's provocative. It gets the people going.

Lol +1

TituzzzD

Great reference.

Wombatish

PSA you still can't take upvotes back on Android mobile. Have fun accidentally double tapping the spam while trying to scroll or zoom :c

CritterJoe

why camo "I cant see something" and doge/much/wow are? Just so herd can gather and annoy people.

takeoffurpantsandjacket

U have angered the heard. Double tap bad; doge boop snoot good? Imgur used to be good back in '87. Sweet sweet '87

VeteranKamikaze

It's literally just "Upvote this post regardless of content!" but phrased in a way that's somehow acceptable.

MagicUmbrellas

I still don't get it. Why? What? No.

When it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shoot twice and it's a double tap.

Ok..... I still don't get it. This is like the cera thing. Good for you I guess? There's no point

BarbedEsquire

I think if you double tap - maybe on your phone - it favorites, or upvotes it or something -

Ninjoo

That is correct, it upvotes

So I can make front page by making a post that says up vote me and it'll work?

Ha, well you're free to try I suppose. People still have a choice to up or downvote, so no guarantees :p

ItsJatne

I'm downvoting every one I see. C:

300

Pristineus

What did ones ever do to you?

DoctorJungyBrongen

The same guy reposted all of them and got like 200,000 upvotes in a day lol

kevinallover

C:\

hereforcake

Our lonely little downvotes in a sea of 10,000 upvotes.

linky007

Me too

Report them too. "Does not belong on Imgur". It doesn't.

HorseWithComputer

Imgurs is an image sharing site. So they do belong.

And implies some sense of community, like sharing because it's cool or to learn something from it. Those posts don't fit any of that.

michoobles

Why you playa hatin'?

...why do you write like that? In any case, because it's silly and point whoring.

BloodRage4

You must be one of the double tap posters.

I'm not, but I find them funny.

when it says double tap. It means there are two things on the screen that are taps. Beer tap, syrup tap, shooting double tap. They are puns

nihilistdad

So what?

Instead of point whoring by getting ppl to double tap for the upvote animation, these are actual jokes based on wordplay.

They are poor jokes at best. A single post with all of them would've been enough, hardly front page material, but oh well we've seen worse.

FUCK THESE POSTS

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