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May 3, 2025 12:09 PM
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imwithpluto
Stuff can do two things.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
Ron Please Stopable him
JeremyPeevin
They thought they were RPG potions in the 1870s. Like literally, "this potion will align your humours and recover mana" is how they sold them. And they worked because they put cocaine and heroin in them.
Ironferrox
I thought it looked like a different kind of rpg and that’s nothing like a plug…. No base
tolderlund
Love Potion Number Nine https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h8KDknyNzsw&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD
Pphunk77
https://youtu.be/IzxkJETW7lg?si=U-AGV2WGqCxgDgFZ
Redshadow09
Well atleast its not a lightbulb
OzRockabella
slipmagt
Oh theres my potion of anal blockage, I was wondering where I left it.
digitalaaron
corpofilth
henrikpetersson51
Ahem. As someone who was born in 1983 and thus became a teenager before the internet was readily available, let me attest to the fact that we were very ruined already before then.
bigdix69420
Flared base is required
Yellowlabexperiment
Torpedo bats.
Seethreepeeoh
I think I've read this paige
ClaudBalls
OSHA demands a larger flair on the end
mkwai
Since 1870s sodas contained cocaine and opiates, they pretty much were RPG potions.
ToenailClippingsJar
Lacks enough base flaring to be honest.
Lumpyguy
1 guy 1 jar. Do not put glass up there. He died, you could too.
zoeytg
It tickles me to know that some design decisions where made because of the prevalence of people inserting it into themselves.
Melonfish
Bottle for carbonated drinks, they're designed so they can't be stored upright. Kept the cork wet and stopped it drying out and shrinking.
averageNerdyGuy
This human History’s.
takebackmath
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleTZoMnE1ODJ1cHdpcmphYTh2cm8xemRjcnk4MnNpdGE5eXA5c3ZodiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ky4ijnfy3kcv9DkRXf/giphy.mp4
drtmr
I don't know what's so filthy and impure about a rocket-propelled grenade
ihavethelowground
What's the saying, no base no trace?
rbudrick
Unless you are in an mri machine, then it leaves a clear trace with base.
duffman3335
If it doesn't flare, don't put it up there.
nomikos
Flared base, happy face
DemonicFruitfly
PlacentaEaters
cryborg
whoatherebigfella
Isn’t this supposed to be an upvote? Why all the sex kink chatter?
Kiares
Hmm I have questions
chicharrone
I prefer bike riding sans butt plug ...thank you very much. ...I mean...Yeesh
korndogg83
Is that an illuminated butt plug? I am not sure it’s appropriate to show that in public. I am happy my daughter is growing up in a society where she finds people bathing or sunbathing nude normal and nudity isn’t taboo or sexualised but I wouldn’t want someone to force me to explain to my daughter that they’re displaying an anal sex kink in public in order to get validation/money on the internet.
Redshadow09
Also seeing a lot more of the word "Fuck" in public spaces. Growing up in the 90s, you might see it in a bathroom stall but now its on bumper stickers and flags, and its like society lost its mind.
billybobbaggybottom
Sadly, if you ever sat your children down to watch cartoons, more than likely they have been exposed to some producer's kinks and fetishes.
mercyPandaRunner
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
A bit too high up for a butt plug, I think.
korndogg83
Anatomically, I think it works. But I’m gonna make dinner now (without googling butt plugs). Could a scientist use a search engine to see if this is a thing and maybe if it’s even used in this video?
cryborg
As someone who raised a girl in the 2000s (she is doing very well btw in spite of me and my shortcomings as a dad) I would ask similar questions. Also, it's just not a great look in my humble opinion - says the old, 90s genx fashion guy.
korndogg83
Happy to hear that she’s doing very well so you probably did a pretty good job after all :)
cryborg
Thanks Korndogg. I also believe in the policy that it is her body to do with what she wants - in fact I hope she enjoys life and all its pleasures. She is 35 years old this year. It is not my place to say what she should or should not be doing. As long as she is safe, I am happy. As the dad of 2 grownup people that is about all I can do and her being a woman does not change that. It is the same for the man I raised.
Popnitro
Eh just lie?
Over400
Sure lie. All relationships work well with lies. /s
korndogg83
We don’t have that kind of relationship. I don’t want to lie to my daughter. So I’m gonna be pissed if someone puts me in a position where I would even consider that to be the least harmful option.
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
You're a good lad
korndogg83
Much appreciated! I try to be. It’s not always easy being a full-time single dad - not much in the way of family with both siblings dead - and running a small business. So I care for my little girl a lot and want to raise her right.
JimFromMarketing
Okay but WHY DID IT CHANGE COLOUR WITH THE LIGHT??
korndogg83
It’s called a remote control for LED lights. Obviously even BUTT PLUGS have them. THEY ARE MADE IN CHINA AND COST ALMOST NOTHING. The person behind her pressed the button.
JimFromMarketing
Okay but like, they're changing the light colour with the traffic? That's.... Something
korndogg83
About 2 seconds later. That’s possible with a cheap LED remote. I don’t want to ruin your childhood dreams but her butthole is not actually connected to the city grid controls.
ResearchAndDeveloper
I mean this sincerely: I don’t think that being around sex kinks is bad for children (so long as the kink is not directly engaging with the child). Kids typically don’t think anything of what they do not understand, or if they do it is in a non-sexual way. Similarly, kids are around churches and religious symbols all the time and in no way does it make them believers. The real lessons are learned by adults who teach them how to emotionally understand what they see and interact with.
mercyPandaRunner
"being around sex kink" =/= "making everyone around, including children, part of your public exhibitionist anal kink"
korndogg83
I don’t have a problem with my daughter being around kinky stuff in certain settings. We go to celebrate Christopher Street Day in Berlin every year. It’s a liberating celebration of the variety of the human condition, including love, dance, and sexuality. And it’s my choice to contextualise and frame the experience accordingly for her. That’s different from someone displaying their anal kink unbidden for validation/money on the internet, which is what the video looks like.
cryborg
Just guessing here - it sounds like your daughter is very young, about 6 or 7. It sounds like you have a very good sense of how to protect her that is very healthy. You obviously know she will eventually learn all about the bad bad world and all of its "sinful" ways, but for now you protect her & you choose what she sees and as her parent that is your choice. Good on you, sir. I think she is a lucky girl to have a dad that cares so much. You don't need my validation, but good on you. 1/
korndogg83
Thank you! That means a lot. I have been raising my girl alone since she turned one and have only had a few good friends to help. Over time it’s getting easier and I love how she has enriched my life. I didn’t have an easy childhood and lost both siblings before my daughter was born. I struggled after my elder brother’s suicide so I still encourage my daughter’s independence and try to show her the world, but I’m very protective of her to make sure she always feels loved and wholesome.
cryborg
For me - someone who did not have a dad (a challenging childhood) and has abandonment issues the #1 thing I tried to communicate to both Kate and Michael is that I love them and I am not going anywhere. I reminded them every day that they are not alone in this scary world. We face whatever happens as a team. The family is a team - not one of us is alone. That was very important to me. 2/
ClownishAntics
Potion of paramedic disappointment
Canigetbannedagain2
It's designed to lay on its side so the cork doesn't dry out and rot away. They were often called topedo bottles.
Benegesseritwitch75
This paramedic can concur
AGiantSlor
Comment of reference understood
KevorkianScarf
iloovechips
ChicanoBatman
As a Medic, definitely a few folks with weird items in their bum. Most common were anal butt plugs of course. One drunk fell on a case of empty beer bottles and lacerated his anus extremely deep. Imagine he was on a liquid diet for awhile after stitching him back up. Good times.
OttoVanBismarcus
Fell on it, eh? Million to one shot doc.
poscduke
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JustinArnold
As someone who has done health stuff before...no flared base is a no. Hollow glass is a no. Not smooth is a no. If its not something you would put in your mouth, dont put it in the other end, generally.
ClownishAntics
And honestly a lot of buttplugs shouldn't be left in, let alone sat on under clothing. If it doesn't have a T-bar then then it *might* go travelling when the layers of muscle relax, cute jeweled base or not.
ImSynnical
Yeah I got those when I was newer to the buttstuffs but now I wouldn’t trust them at alll, what’s wild is I can’t find any of the T handle ones in the stainless steel that generally is just more comfortable
HandoB4Javert
Then the flashing lights arrive
beachbum273
I have questions
ClownishAntics
The answer is pizzazz
castamir
That one was kegels, yours are glutes.
beachbum273
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aHh2Y2huMGR5d3prOW4yMG5kZHJyZnRtaXI5bGFmNXJrNjVna2p0eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/FoUHKTJhoQU6I/200w.webp
WeatherWiz
Imagine this breaking when it’s inside…
Blanks56
Don't threaten me with a good time
DarkZalgo
Unfortunately some of us don't have to imagine as we have seen what happens when a jar breaks inside.
wholettheclogsout
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
Some of us remember
OhIfIMust
ProfessorMatt
No, thank you.
mjperk
I am ashamed to say that I have actually seen videos of exactly this happening...
Lichelf
That'd definitely add a new dimension to rpg combat
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
Without an esophageal tube and a funnel, both of which are non-standard d&d equipment. It is almost impossible to get somebody to swallow a potion while they're unconscious. However, if potions are absorbable through mucous membranes, it would then make sense that the fastest way to administer a potion would be non-consensual unconscious boofing. In the current d&d game I'm playing in, you do not want to drop to zero hitpoints, unless you're into that kind of thing. Zero healers in the party 🙂.
amp99
whoatherebigfella
Inside of?
DameDePiques
Inside your "bag of holding" *wink wink*
whoatherebigfella
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlY2drd2lka2FiZTF2YzhzbDZ5N256bHZoZ2xwbDFydGw4bzh6ZnZwayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7TKOCXul7Xc8ZBNS/giphy.mp4
ActionJohnnie
Prison wallet
TheDogEnd
mos6502c
BeepBeepImA
🤣🤣🤣
WeatherWiz
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DuckTalesOohWooOoh
I'm so sorry that this is relevant.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident
alwaysupvotethegoat
Strange origin story! lol
BlastFX
Holy shit! Can you imagine breaking up a fucking country by shoving a bottle up your ass?
hotrodny
Sounds like it was pretty broken from before
ActionJohnnie
Default87
between this and watching the second plane hit live on TV in band class, I have been desensitized to horror.
OptimisticMisanthrope
Soggybathroomsock
I'm glad I was able to avoid this and 2g1c as a 12-14yo.
castamir
I see you got the other three of the Power Five...
Soggybathroomsock
What are the other three? https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXhxYnUxNjgxamxzemRzZjZrcTBwaGJldGp4NDA0NWN5MW82MHhvZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ANbD1CCdA3iI8/200w.webp