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Dad isn't here for that coke
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tsnizmclizz
Save some puss for the rest of us!
frag85
Sugar in the soda is bad for your liver.
HerMajestysSecretButthole
She wants to be daddy’s little fidget spinner.
stilloldbull
Doesn't want to sacrifice the calories....
m3d14n
The look on her face and the zoom at the end makes it look like a classic sitcom moment.
KNIVESY
I still find it so weird that people in the US have this whole concept of chasers.
pipicacaboudin
Young people always think their parents didn't party into oblivion. Young people are wrong. My children won't do half the shit I did
MadMupp
Get that cheap ass cola outta my face
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Yeah, none of that chaser bullshit, you learn to love the burn because it means you can still feel something.
reverseblumpkin
“Hello darkness, my old frieeeeend...”
CodeCorax
Riker sure has changed.
FeelMoreLikeIdoRightNowThanIdidAwhileAgo
markpCakeMaker
Drink it neat or get yeet
TheHumanCentipanzer
https://imgur.com/RLB1aMA
UrAvgItalian
I think it's the one mixed with schnapps, low percentage.
Stickman300
Nah that's 80 proof popov baby
chucknasty
Vodka
flipyouyouflippinflip
He’s everyone’s daddy now
InsultMeDaddy
LynchMeDaddy
BootyWarriorr
judging from the height of everyone there, old guy is an absolute unit. with a massive pair
BooJum1981
You can use the 2 liter of gross store brand cola for scale.
76000BatteryLlamas
grassomer
Yes!!! Thank you!
Tazer4life
Guy behind him has a Bucks jersey on. As I watched this I thought, that's a common occurrence in WI.
blueluck
HeyKidImaComputerStopAllTheDownloading
Lol at FP edit. Umm if you have a masters degree in network engineering please PM me asap
InsultMeDaddy
I can help you find someone who has, Imgur is full of smart people
beadyeyedsquirrel
mrhorseman
UnremarkablyInteresting
So many horned up comments.
RavennaMagnus
Her friend, “I wanna fuck your dad”
fiddlewheelx
she goes :o :/ >:J
genericuser010180
Me too!
iamjman
*plot twist* that's her dad.
Gayforbae
Get him drunk enough....
Applepotamus
LawrenceofLabia
mormacil
Deathbychocolateandpoison
By her reaction, she wants too...
StringNotFound
MAHEREX
lol jk..... I already did
Pirlouit
That's what he's aiming for, but that's definitely not what she's thinking.
beoluves
Daddy issues activating!
weaponxtracheese
RobErtE87
weaponxtracheese
ididitforthelolz
I'm surprised someone hasn't made her expression at the end into a meme yet.
thegelatoking
giraffeflapjack
iWillKickYourAssForSayinThat
VodkaReindeer
source?
Theyreallidiots
That is one hot girl
coasterghost
BooJum1981
Olivia Jane Cockburn
bdawg2423
That's one Wilde surname
ohheyhannah
Olivia Wilde. She’s amazing.
Hounddog13
dthninja2
Best loop!
Sneakers0toole
And one for my homies
beefjokey
my hewmies
kiddk00l
Is he her Dad or Daddy?
shapeofthingstocome
you mean father or daddy.
S33KER
Yes
theycallmetatersalat
Judging by the shirt and beer gut he’s her dad
dirtyward420
as a father with abs and button ups, I am not looking forward to the weight gain in the next 17 years
WonderWaage
Just make an informed decision about sugar and trans fats, then you'll be good.
dirtyward420
I agree, we will see what time does to me, but I am trying to start the new dad bod trend
giraffeflapjack
The one that stays eye candy for mommy ;) good choice. I could watch my boyfriend undress every day...
ButtTrumpett
Remember things with fat make you fat. *insert randy from trailer park joke here I.e. hamburgler*
hiimmat
She drinks for fun. He drinks to cope. Amateur vs. professional.
TomGrom
Fuck yes
idontwannagomrstark
I feel attacked rn
tredhead
Perfect, just perfect!
Jaron58
This and the other comments speak to me
Painalschmainal
where's that laughing then crying gif with kristen bell?
ematic
It's the difference between "wooo!! Let's party!" to, "pass me that whiskey while I work on this 350 small block".
Queijin
Don’t we all?
firefighter26
Fuck, isn't this the truth!
SarcasticComment
he has her age in experience. Shes still in the alcohol taste gross phase, he's in the drink it straight to appreciate its flavor phase
whaleywhale
That's plastic bottle, bottom shelf vodka. Ain't nobody drinking that to appreciate it's flavor.
Djchoragos
Used to be $8 a handle when I was at uni. Good ol' McCormick's
SarcasticComment
Nail polish remover is a flavor last time I checked.
BavarianGuy
once, yes.
bekkayya
cant appriciate the best if you dont appriciate the worst
haIreallysigneduphere
Vodka with coke?
orangearcadi
It's a chaser, not a mixer. It's fine
SarcasticComment
To quote MadMen: "3 ingredients is a cocktail, 2 is a crisis."
FourLettersInLength
Does a cherry on top count as an ingredient?
dfx9900
You can pretty much mix vodka with anything
hiimmat
Typical mixed with bad decisions and regret.
ButtTrumpett
Ok honest question... I drink bourbon whiskey, bulleit or angels envy. Does all vodka taste the same because I think it does.
SgtKashim
On the whiskey front - if you can find it where you are, try Westland Distillery. If you're in PNW, go visit and buy a fifth off the keg.
lovit487
I think that red Smirnoff 40% is a good baseline that can be found in most countries.
medicpepper
As long as it's distilled the same number of times it taste the same really.
ProjectKurtz
Once you get off the bottom shelf there it's a significant difference, then basically none until you get very expensive
SarcasticComment
No. Better stuff like Kettle One adds citrus notes. I don't think it is worth the extra cost, but that's just me.
xainisminus
With a very slight difference. I have found a few smooth vodkas but yeah generally they do.
SarcasticComment
I've learned to no longer drink low shelf, best in my cabinet is Tanqueray Vodka. Not fancy, but also not shit. Used as a mixer.
ItsTooHotInHere
The lower quality vodka will all taste like acetone, but once you start getting nicer vodka they taste different and go down a lot easier.
ItsTooHotInHere
When you find a brand you like, explore different flavors that brand provides if they have them. Personally, I like sipping citrus vodkas.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Girl holding the soda is cute
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popejubal
The one he gives the alcohol bottle to is also cute.
DickRogers
They all look pretty damn attractive
iamdanman
Reeeeaaallly?
PersonalDildo
Guy making comment is a creep
goatamon
Oh for fucks sake, that word has lost all meaning by now. It’s like the word ”epic”.
pointynipples
Who is she?
fnordy
She's my baby sister, you monsters!
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
My thoughts exactly, photogenic AF even on shitty video. As a straight girl I might be approaching this differently but she is beautiful
capitainechips
Can we talk about black jersey number 34 dance moves in the back?
Changog
Pretty sure that's the carlton.
pointynipples
thisisharderthaniknew
capitainechips
CliveWarren81
We just stating shit now? The girl is not an astronaut. Did I do it right?
Misfire5150
There's no way you could possibly know that.
TheyCallMeMrKnowitall
Yeah you tell him! fuck him for saying things!
Bruhbeans
Stormskythe
You made me laugh, many thanks
ChristopherEvans1
No, you didn’t. She could be an astronaut you don’t know her life.
3LGAF
Huh? She's deffo an cola salesperson...
SuperDuperSaiyanGuy
Who hurt you
straikychan
He's even more cynical than I am hory sheet
pc404
Point on your body where the priest touched you.
InsultMeDaddy
He touched my head
SuperDuperSaiyanGuy
chrisisnothappy
MADFOX
Will get down voted but fuck it. She has an extremely pretty face.
chrisisnothappy
shido
BurtMacklinYouSOB
Someone put this next to the deodorant guy. Could be a reaction meme