When I touch his ass in public

Aug 12, 2022 10:14 PM

yinkum326

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This needs the squeezable chicken sound

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Much Hap-Penis to you!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

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v

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?noredirect

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Is that the new Pokémon, "Grower"?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All over the world now, people are trying this out on their partner. Can’t help thinking that most will be disappointed.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she doesn't do that no more

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a pretty cock

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Someone's gunna use this.

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what a dickhead

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats about the size of it...

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Hate when that just randomly happens.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MRW I'm on the receiving end of the bum squeeze.

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Now that's a reaction gif

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Horse cock

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[THX sound]

3 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I was thinking more the sound those rubber chickens make.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

While being waterboarded? v

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https://www.thx.com/deepnote/

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thank you

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the link to buy one of these? I have Christmas to shop for.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.thx.com/deepnote/

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thank you again

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

grip and squeeze the lower part to reverse

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Did you get that thing I sent ya?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been re-marathoning this show this past week. It's so freaking good. A shame about Birdgirl...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aw no... I just finished season 1 of Birdgirl... did they cancel it?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't know, I was saying that in more of a "I watched the first episode and had enough" kind of way.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where can these be purchased? My wife saw this and laughed for quite a while, cuz she wants a bunch to take to her nephews wedn in Oct.

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I, too, am a grower

3 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 2

doesnt matter, you still need a shower

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Being a grower is weird. It has it's ups and downs. Yes I said that. Ba-dum-shhhh

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same!

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I too have a face on my genitals…

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Grower not a shower

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Love a good before and after photo set.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm mad that shower and shower are spelled the same.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Agreed

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can’t believe I had to read what I read.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Username checks out.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for noticing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kinda wish I weren't, ngl.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Dude I dated is. Little indent on all his briefs where pp sits, next thing he’s got you laughing and a hammer gets past your sundress

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why? It's convenient not having your dick flop around and making a dick print in every pair of pants you own.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Very easy to not notice it was poorly packaged until too late, though

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dickprints are in fashion though

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

lets just say some people make assumptions that you are not

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Because when people see it in "standby mode" they think it's just small.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

well why are they looking at it in "standby mode"?

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Some people like staring at crotches.

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I like seeing it pull an apache chief from super friends.

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For me, prevents me from being comfortable being naked around others (showering at gym for example) due to fear of being ridiculed

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

People who shower in public and walk around locker rooms naked are fucking weird anyway. That shit is weird. And unwelcome.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone looking at your dick in the locker room deserves the ridicule, not you. Also, anyone who thinks size=manliness is beneath notice.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I confess being uncomfortable when younger, but once I was sexually active I didn't care about opinions outside the bed room.

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