SensualKnow
137612
11601
126
Jul 9, 2016 5:48 PM
SensualKnow
137612
11601
126
UsernameOkay
For the last one: you put it in the freezer for 3 min.
branik12
I don't think catholics would cease to exist, I think they would begin to move at the speed of light. But, I'm not a scientist
browsib
widggman
My favorite: Why do Rorschach's inkblot always look like lesbians?
4thirty5
"Does the five second rule apply to soup? Please hurry." is the best.
MinnieHeckers2
I don't think catholics would cease to exist, I think they would begin to move at the speed of light. But, I'm not a scientist
RayGiIIette
jen19922512
Do clouds move? Or does the wind move? - a friend of mine in university
ElaTypos
Or doesn't Earth rotates?
Xynatox
The first one, for whatever, reason, destroyed me. Still not sure why, it aint even that good.
knuttsakjones
jorntje
Computers already have autism
wellnoshit
Huh weird. My penis swells up when i touch it with poison ivy
civicrocker
Well that's s strange fetish!!
happyishturtle
Fun fact of the day: poison ivy isn't ivy it's actually a part of the cashew family
MrArchitect
No comment
MasterLagger
But didn't you just...
Thegermancamel
Let's face it Daniel Craig would kill all the other bonds in no time.
rawheadrex0508
False, Connery is a highlander and a Bond. Double threat.
Thegermancamel
https://youtu.be/aff2tsE6_M4 I urge you too listen too this, so you can make a informed decision.
AngryRacoon
Arcanus01134
DazzlingCockroach
Last one: Don't worry about that. You're already baked.
scienceisthepursuitoftruthnotdogma
Can we get another one of these with all the great responses?
CaptEgDiggles
Lel
Macka2626
I need more of these!
Beefkins
Electricity doesn't follow the path of least resistance, that's water. Electricity follows every path available.
WaelFadi
I don't get #6....
BrokeBirkin
An old religious idea is that natural disasters are God punishing the worst of sinners. Current nuts chalk it all up to gays.
WaelFadi
Thanks!
JaffaCakeLover
Some right-wing Christians and politicians in the US and UK genuinely blamed bad storms on gay marriage.
WaelFadi
Thanks!
DubbieDubbie
As a catholic, I can say that we exist as pure energy the rest of the time.
NachoPete
I wanna know what you're thinking there are some things you can't hide... I wanna know what you're feeling tell me what's on your mind.
pol250
But isn't energy mass?
DammitMeredithWhereAreYourPanties
And also that there is mass every day at many churches.
thrymn
If you only existed while at church, what else is there to do?
vaxine19
Talking to atheists on the Internet. According to some of them none of us exist. I guess no mass for them.
Barkinsons
"Does the 5 second rule apply to soup? Please answer quickly."
methaiasgrey
Quick take a flight over three timezones and read this: No.
pay10
Does the 5 second rule apply to babies?
Ariltongadottir
http://files.explosm.net/comics/zinfammo_comic.gif
celestedrake
No, you will have to dispose of the baby.
pay10
Babies are unsafe to eat if they touch the floor
TH3G0DF47H3R
If you use Norton, then your computer will most certainly get Autism
ThePastmaster
"I DON'T LIKE CHANGE SO IMMA DELETE AND BLOCK EVERYTHING NEW!"
Spidey209
If you use Norton your computer already has autism.
IAskLotsOfQuestions
Just curious, why? Several members of my family use it. Should they not?
Spidey209
last time i installed it my computer ground to a halt. It used far too many resources. Was some time ago. Your experience may differ.
BigUncleHeavy
Norton was a notorious resource hog, and I have seen it let viruses slip on many computers. Haven't experienced the latest version though.
junkrathoodrat
Guys are always trying to send me pictures of their allergic reactions and it's like "Whoa, I'm not a doctor."
historymaker006
Me either but I like medical stuff. I'd have to see for myself. Science
AZDan2012
NSFW Dick Pic http://imgur.com/60HsBTV
TiberiusBloodhammer
Not with that attitude
TheAllAmericanAsshole
Not since the accident
BagPiper
Are you still only practicing?
GoW1n
"That's pretty minor swelling. I think you're making a big deal out of nothing"
SerenityForever
Oh snap
LillyVixen
I never get pics of dudes allergic reactions :(
TiberiusBloodhammer
Has that changed yet now that you made a public statement?
Abracaderpa
I don't know man. I think Junkrat would be a good doctor.
Abracaderpa
"There's a tumour growing on you. LETS BLOW IT UP!" "Oh that didn't work? LETS BLOW IT UP AGAIN!"
ToMoOhKa
Only Sean Connery can beat Sean Connery.
BiiiigJilm
There can be only one
celestedrake
But Sean Connery taught the Highlander...
molsson59
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Sean_connery_raction.gif
IAmDrBanner
Didn't his James Bond rape a woman in Goldfinger?
AnythingMuchShorter
She tried to kill him, but she didn't say no.
Thegermancamel
Flawless reasoning
Thegermancamel
You mean "intense lovemaking"?
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
...well...well yeah
lkasym
What about Chuck Norris
WillRiker
No
pookieeatworld
Sean Connery could beat Chuck Norris.
masterhammershield
That s untrue
13thDukeofWybourne
The calories question is actually a good one. For children, I mean. Adults ought to know.
ThePastmaster
I don't even get what a calorie is supposed to be and I'm 29. No-one I know that's an adult can explain what a calorie is.
RobertEmmet
Going off of @InternetLawyer, it measures the stored energy in some matter, the energy you can get if you oxidize or digest the matter
ThePastmaster
Ah, okay. Thank you. :)
InternetLawyer
A calorie is the amount of energy needed to raise 1 gram of water 1 degree C. What you see on food labels is kilocalories or Calorie (cap C)
ThePastmaster
Hmm. Fascinating.
jamiewritesfic
...pretend an adult didn't know. How would you explain it to them? :D
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Calories are a unit of energy (from burning in the body), heat= energy. There are alot of calories in icecream, so alot of "heat"
jamiewritesfic
But... a less informed person than myself might wonder... if ice cream contains so much heat, how does it not melt?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
It's chemical energy. It's molecules that are able to release energy when put through a chemical process within cells.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
That's the joke. (Also the energy contained in the icream is potential energy, if all the components would be broken down to the most
LongCommentChainAppreciator
basic form in the body, that energy would be able to be used by the body)
mickman99
My favorite: "Why does glass tast like blood?"
Whitz
Ralph Wiggum said something very similar in the early years of the simpsons
NutMutton
I like: "Why do only bald people get cancer?"
TeethWhitener
Mine: "Does the five second rule apply to soup? Please hurry."
Fierfly
Why do meteors always land in craters?
voxelectric
Mine was from this week: "How often do you recommend changing the gender fluid?" Also, this post should include some of the replies.
voxelectric
"I change my gender fluid every time I check my privilege."
DarkLordSanta
"If light travels faster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?"
ThatRussian
Here's the e you forgot
MaybeGrapes
where?
MC9kitty
tast
cybergeek
I'm a huge fan of "Deaf people of reddit, when did you realize that it makes a noise when you get an erection?"
Hassi
.
AtomicGhandi
Hahahah that's gold
TheBovineLord
That's the best trolling I've seen in all my years.
LowfatGooch
"Does the 5 second rule apply for soup? Please hurry"
SeagullAttack
Yes
TEDwisdom
My favorite too. The "Please hurry" really makes it for me
iBlameTheMormons
How do you put a pin back in a grenade? Please hurry
peppermintpixie
This is also my favourite because STORYTIME:
peppermintpixie
As a toddler my little brother ate a lightbulb and bled profusely from the mouth. He's fine. THE END!
CoruptedComedian
I expected more... :(
AmpersandBand
Baby cousin bit into a red Christmas bulb like it was an apple. He was also fine. Kids, man.
vvby
That doesn't sound like a very bright idea.
OPmakesOC
It was lit tho
th3goodj3rk
MaybeGrapes
Was hoping for Oculus gif of the girl eating a lightbulb.
CadillacJack
Never seen this before I wish i could favorite this