This was a clever way to order food

Feb 8, 2025 2:47 PM

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*shout from the trunk* -- "And fries, some damn fries."

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's no lady, that's my wife

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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1 year ago (deleted Feb 17, 2025 11:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well, go get your wife that burger-no-onions and milkshake, then.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The guy behind me will pay you.

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

155 taters!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It just occurred to me - are thise Baltimore accents? Are these the “Aaron earned an iron urn” guys? I’m getting the same vibe!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is aggressively Canadian, feels like Alberta to me (speaking as an Albertan)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha oops! My comment should have been under a clip further down.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. She laughs at a place in the conversation that doesn't make sense to me. I would've expected the laugh when he says sex not a whole other conversation where he's ordering normal

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

He is implying he's buying the food the toothless woman wants, so he can give it to her and get sex from her. He orders exactly what she said would exchange for sex.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He describes a scenario where a woman propositioned him to purchase a very specific order for her in exchange for sex. The order taker states she will tell her manager so that the manager can remove the cause of the perceived complaint. Then he actually orders that very specific order that he can exchange for sex. It's funny because you're supposed to think he's complaining about a crack head prostitute but actually he's into it. The laughter occurs after that's been made clear.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is you being cereal?

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yuuurrrrrrrrrr!!!

1 year ago | Likes 318 Dislikes 4

This was fucking amazing. Thank you for sharing. I was legitimately laughing out loud.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yerrrrrrr

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I feel this. I work at a recycling company and I register truck drivers and their shipments, so they usually come to me with their documents to sign in. Regulars just flip me off and drive in

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Damn baby!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who needs 4 dips for 3 tenders? You drinking the dips? Or are the sauces at Carl's Jr. just small as hell?

I don't know why that stuck out to me but here we are.

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

If you dip I dip we dip

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it is Carl's Jr. The guy says it in the first line.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Don't have nuggies at home?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"And how will you be paying today?"

1 year ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 3

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1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

My wife has sent me this gif!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My wife HAAAATES THIS GIF

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are the best pranks!

1 year ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 5

I guess I'd find it funnier if the joke wasn't about taking advantage of a vulnerable woman desperate for food.

Just makes me feel gross in the pit of my stomach, even to joke about.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

Agreed

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

but the vulnerable women desperate for food never existed because it was all a joke so therefore no one was taken advantage of.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Joking about sexual exploitation doesn't become okay just because the specific person you invented for the joke doesn't exist.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

its a joke, not an endorsement. comedy has always explored dark topics, and not everything has to cater to our feelings. if you don't like it, move on. why police what others find funny?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You certainly seem to expect me to cater to your feelings. How about not policing my comments?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ugh my friend doesn't get it, can someone explain please?

1 year ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 14

It's like the same thing with the cookie. "There was a guy offering a free cookie for a blow job"

"Where?"

"Right over there" and you point and the cookie you are holding comes into frame

1 year ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He ordered the same thing the woman did who wanted to pay with sex. Implying that he was also going to offer to pay with sex

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 58

That's way too much reading or listening for too little payoff. Thanks for the synopsis

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

The payoff is adequate and the joke isn't a reach or uncharacteristically hard to process. You're just salty bc it had to be explained to you. Ofc it's not funny to you anymore.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I don't have the patience for videos when i'm surfing picture memes, unless it's a cute animal, or a team killing ftard taking a nut shot. i have standards.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No. Implying that he was going to trade the food for sex with no teeth lady

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Swing and a miss

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The woman was offering sex for food.
He ordered the food the woman wants to have for sex.

The woman is the one offering the sex, not sharing a tip about where to buy sex with food.

1 year ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

What woman? I don't hear any woman except the two employees taking the order

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 28

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I don't think you're dumb, but I am curious how quite a few people in the comments don't get this casual punchline. Is it an age thing? The type of info being processed? I know there are times my eyes glaze over and don't understand what's being said.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I think he's a troll? Or he's really dumb. I also don't understand how people don't get this setup. It's so basic and simple. I don't even find it particularly funny, but I understand it.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you dumb? Guy says a woman is offering sex for this specific order out here. Employee says thanks for letting me know I’ll tell my manager now what do you want to order? Guy then orders the exact food the lady wanted that would then provide sex for it from the guy

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I finally get the joke. Thanks for explaining. My mind went exactly where the person you are replying to’s mind went. Just went over our heads

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

the person ordering is going to exchange the food for sexy times

1 year ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 2

Right but no one laughed at that part. A whole different person laughed like a minute later at a normal order

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 63

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

First time on earth? Trying to figure out what humans call hu-mor?

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

So he says some lady (like on the side of the road/drive-thru) is asking for that order for sex, and she's like oh no, I'll send someone out to get rid of her, but can I take your order? and he gives the same order that the "lady" wanted. Implying he was going to do the exchange.

1 year ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Might need pictures

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 25

Hang on. I'll make a flow chart. lol

1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0