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I believe this is Brigham Young University , a Mormon school in Provo, Utah.
Oct 10, 2017 1:39 PM
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I believe this is Brigham Young University , a Mormon school in Provo, Utah.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
that's one helluva repost you got there @OP
Fejerro
The BYU drill team are 15-time national champions. Good on the mascot for keeping up.
GoronFreeman
Impressive
MsDinkleberg
It would be even cooler if they could win a game.
MisterDeath
Oh hey, I live 5 minutes from the stadium.
FloridaIsTooHot
I like that they’re fully clothed too
CrownJuls
Training to be in the Book of Mormon
unlimitedbeef
Anyone got the link to the full vid? People need to see it.
Zer0th
source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l56tehdESaM
Mormonator
Damn that ending tho. One of the best mascots of all time
snerv305
They have Mormon schools?
Fejerro
It's a private university. There are private Christian universities, like Baylor or Texas Christian.
altimatum
Cosmo the cougar. I once watched him break his ankle (i think) at a volleyball game.
nonamejanie
They Mormon not Baptist. This ain't Footloose scenario here.
AshesofAran
They're all hopped up on caffeine. University just allowed caffeine on campus for the first time.
alenfishman
king has fallen so far.
iamjusthonest
Love a college that brings them young.
IMACheekyMonkey
The only black guy at BYU not on the actual football team.
thegreatheed
Wrong. They have like 2 on the basketball team, too.
IMACheekyMonkey
Oops, sorry, I forgot about them.
mazz1
Mascot dancing with his multiple wives
Highlander17
Funny joke, but they would get kicked out of the school and excommunicated from the church for practicing polygamy. The more u know...
HeyOP
dahlitheweiner
Go Bucs!!!
poughdrew
https://imgur.com/LKOolTf
Tumtumturu
+1 for the name
Mannabell
what jersey is he wearing?
TeleportingDonkeys
22
IThurtswhenIP6
On point, Well played
Lifeangel
What gave it away? The dancers wearing actual clothes or not a single twerk in sight?
Highlander17
It’s also called having “class”
Lifeangel
Ya but it gunner my way. But I grew up in Utah so I can really make fun of it without being malicious about it.
Lifeangel
That's funnier not gunner, don't know why autocorrect did that.
Highlander17
Hilarious to read the funny stuff people think about Mormons when they obviously have no idea what they’re talking about
nopuppetnopuppet
All religions, when confronted with logic and reason that makes their religion sound silly, resort to “and that’s why you need faith.”
badalalala
Yeah, so stupid. I only grow horns during a full moon. Can you imagine me going to work lookin like a mountain goat?
ILikeToCallItLostWages
I'm just happy the cheerleaders are allowed to wear warm shit.
Justtoupdoot
forced*
CassiusDio
"a Mormon school in Provo, Utah."
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Oh sure when Mormons do it, we're happy. When Muslim women wear abayas, it's oppression.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
For the record, I disapprove of both.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
I just like when people dress weather appropriate. =|
TheFeralDog
Not just allowed at BYU, they can't eat the normal short skirts, it would violate the dress code
Textuality
I've never been a fan of eating skirts. Way too much fiber.
TheFeralDog
Wear* son of a bitch!!!!!!
Lalalily
These aren't cheerleaders, they are a dance squad. The cheerleaders wear cheerleader stuff.
CameraMonkey
That’s their normal uniform. Any bare shoulders peeking out and all the males on campus just lose their shit and cream themselves.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
This reminds me of the new netflix cartoon Big Mouth starring everyone from The League and Childrens Hospital and every comedy these days
sunyudai
Yeah... i can't watch that.
AustenFan
Not their actual normal uniform...but I like the joke.
MitchHon
I'm surprised no one has gotten upset about cultural appropriation yet.
Fejerro
What do you mean?
SluntBiggums
The suit, its appropriation animal culture. The only thing anyone is allowed to do is sit a puddle of their own shit and piss until death.
MitchHon
That white people are dancing a hip hop routine. People usually jump all over that immediately.
SamuthNBS
How in the hell does a school have such a huge stadium with a huge crowd? I've seen smaller in the English Premier League.
Mormonator
You’d be surprised how many BYU fans there are. That stadium frequently gets to full capacity
Dondarian
Truf. And it is pure hell trying to drive home after a game. The times I've gone, I just take a nap in my car after the game.
thegreatheed
Over 30,000 students in the school every year. Lots of people have grown up there. My parents met there.
SamuthNBS
Holy... that's a big school. Is that Uni or High school?
thegreatheed
Uni
mdtrep
That dude/chick in there is sweating his/her balls off, guaranteed
Lalalily
My brother has worn that costume and can confirm sweatiness. He says the obstructed vision is the worst part though.
bashya
Fall in utah isnt exactly warm
mdtrep
Doesn't really matter when you're dancing like a maniac in a 20lb furry costume
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Still though.
TheRealFireFrenzy
@OP what does his/the schools religion have to do with anything?
Dondarian
Not much. Just an easy way to describe it. It's not really accurate either though. You can get in without being an LDS Member.
TheRealFireFrenzy
So how about "school in Provo Utah" with maybe some descriptor like "high" or "college" to distinquish it from other schools in Provo
Dondarian
I think that's why they put "university" in the description, but yeah, it's not very descriptive. But a quick Lougle of BYU will learn ya.
TheRealFireFrenzy
I'm not even US, as a european its always amused/astounded/confused me how everything in the US seems to be described by a relgion
TheRealFireFrenzy
its not a school its a Mormon school, its not just "being a decent human being" its "christian", its whatever
thegreatheed
But it IS a Mormon school. It's owned and operated by the church. Source: I'm a Mormon and I went there.
TheRealFireFrenzy
I'm not disputing any of those statements, i am wondering how thats relevant? Here a "christian school" gives 1 hour of comperative religion
TheRealFireFrenzy
a week or something and its completely irrelevant from anything other then a historical perspective, i wonder whats so "mormon
eltuna
Those furrys are out of control
Steamarrow
Furries just wanna dance, man.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
TastyBrainMeats
Been to the Anthrocon rave, can confirm. Furries can fuckin' dance.
IronMarla
For fucking -sure- they can.
mechanicalchaos
How DO mascot people escape the furry label these days?
eltuna
It's a furry line
RoboCoonie
Ha, pun.
tornadosandwich
By having cheaply made ridiculous looking mascot suits
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
FartingDragon
It's too early for me for this yiffy shit
Steamarrow
Always time for yiff
Steamarrow
They knew who they were trying to appeal to.
FartingDragon
Shenili
That's not a real advert right? right..?
sunyudai
Hate to break it to you... but it's real.
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
(France is like the Japan of Europe)
HarazhanGFsphone
I love this comment. +1 from european Japan
Corele
Some of the best TV moments
Corele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM
TastyBrainMeats
Do you have the one with the gay puma?
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
(He's a cougar actually)
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
kisselFL
That's because he's stone cold sober.
RyBarr
And he's not allowed to have sex with any of those girls, so he can really focus on learning dance routines
kmikl
It doesn't really matter if he's allowed to have sex with them if he's gaaaaaaaay.
OrckidBlack
I don't get mascots, genuinely, what are they for?
Chaos2183
Did... Did u just assume that mascots gender?
kisselFL
RAWR MUH TRIGGERS!
StirlingMaloryArcher
And hot as balls I'd imagine
SpaceWeatherMan
Is that stone cold Steve Austins cousin?
ChrisClark13
Also that's probably someone from one of their dance and/or adding groups in there. They have several actual theaters with stages.
ChrisClark13
Acting groups*
ChrisClark13
They also have big law, athletics, and 3D animation departments. But you have to required religion study classes.
ChrisClark13
The tuition is higher if you're a non-Mormon and good luck reporting any sexual abuse if you had a member of the opposite sex in your dorm.
ChrisClark13
Since that's grounds for getting kicked out of the school (or at least last I heard) since that's breaking their Honor Code (or something).
ChrisClark13
But worst of all you're not allowed to have a beard [unless you happen to be portraying someone with a beard in a movie or play].
TheMusicBandit
I was never sober the week I was a mascot
TheShittierBeatles
As a resident of Utah I can assure you not all Mormons are sober.
thegreatheed
As a person, nobody is perfect and I don't expect them to be so.
kisselFL
Protestants don't recognize the pope. Jews don't recognize Jesus. Baptists don't recognize each other at liquor stores or Hooters.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
....aaaaannd gay. gay as fuck.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Yet still insists on having 12 wives.
sunyudai
As opposed to most mascots?
itsdaphonz
It's cause they're mormons. That's the joke
sunyudai
I know. I was making a different joke about drunken sports mascots, because it was a valid but not intended interpretation of his phrasing.
itsdaphonz
Ahh, I see.
DrunkAnna
Caffeine, not even once.
highstream
BYU just announced they're going to allow caffeinated drinks to be sold in the cafeteria
TheFeralDog
You can drink caffeine in sodas, but not in coffee or tea.
sunyudai
No TEA? This is an OUTRAGE!
TeraDactyl
Wat
TheFeralDog
That's the rule, no lies
kisselFL
Mormon's don't drink caffeine either.
PaulMuaddibAtreides
Lol, I don’t know what I’d do without Dr Pepper.
crthaze
Neither do tons of Mormons
highstream
They can drink caffeine, but not coffee or tea.
crthaze
Some by choice, but it's not part of Church Doctrine. They serve caffeinated drinks at BYU
PaulMuaddibAtreides
Lol, they just started serving caffeine at BYU.
PartyMagician
And BYU haven't won a game since. Thus begins the downfall.
justsomeyahoo
Lol they hardly won games before either
thegreatheed
http://www.soonersports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=31000&ATCLID=208798558
thegreatheed
not this year, but previously, yes, they did and VERY often.
Skizzlesnap
Well given that its Brigham Young they should have plenty of time to practice since they're not drinking, doing drugs or having sex.
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thegreatheed
It's actually an incredible academic value. Top 10 in the nation, when you combine academics and cost. But I get it, you hate Mormons.
TuggSpeedmann
“Having sex” hah right.
Felderburg
Except for the married ones: http://universe.byu.edu/2013/02/12/by-i-do/
Whopraysforthedevil
I dunno, soaking takes up quite a bit of time
CameraMonkey
...or playing football.
badalalala
Ouch.
JamiesEPIRB
Or so they want you to think
ExistentialDreadlocks
Everyone on that campus married at 19, I can assure you there's plenty of sex.
safavid
Don't let their unscathed hymens fool you
Lakih
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
BigHandz
He means butt stuff.
AtCombatwombat
also small penises
Natatha
What do they do then
BigHandz
Butt stuff.
crthaze
Start bands, mountain climb, and own their own dorkiness mostly (source: I studied at BYU)
Kolyathebalding
One time I made some Calvin and Hobbes snow monsters. Another time we made molotovs and threw them down a mineshaft. Just fun/dumb stuff.
Imtheonecuttingonions
A whole lot of bowling
shiftingillusion
This, apparently
UniKornzRainBowz
GroupDate, church activities, seminary, "FireSide", bowling, dances(like prom), choir, PG movie nights, outdoor activities, distractions...
Natatha
I. . Guess. . . . I liked my sex and alcohol better.
UniKornzRainBowz
Agreed, hence my leaving that shit behind????
jeffasaurusrex
If BYU is anything like TCU, the only thing religious about it, is in its name.
TheFeralDog
It's nothing like TCU. Very strict code of conduct and most students are devout Mormons
jeffasaurusrex
Really? I would've assumed it walked away from that. Seeing as they have a legitimate football program
Lalalily
You obviously haven't seen them play this year...
Imapancakenom
I went to BYU- except for the football players, pretty much all students follow all the Mormon rules
wlfman
I didn't go to BYU, my college experience didn't include any of that, and I never learned any snappy dance routines, so.............
NomadicPaladin
That means you are a Mormon now. One of us! One of us!
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
OrangeLeft
Same. Worked full time, college full time. Played WoW in between. At least atm, I'm not doing any of that. (New job starts Monday)
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
I worked 25-30 hours driving campus buses, full time Engineering School and still managed to have a social life- well mainly drinking
TheBlackVan
I have the same problem.
Aymondray
You guys, it’s a joke. Because BYU is a Mormon school.
rookiefdb
hahaha yeah all these comments, really depressing. sorry your school exp wasn't great everyone
doctorbees
No no they're having sex, just not vaginal sex. Other methods apparently don't take away your purity.
BigHandz
He means butt stuff.
DonutThief
Actually they are having vaginal sex...But using a technique called 'floating'. Apparently putting it in and not moving doesn't offend jesus
TuggSpeedmann
Floating? I’ve heard it go by ‘docking’
MadeThisAccountToCorrectSomeone
Docking means something much worse
Imtheonecuttingonions
+1 though for new term of floating
doctorbees
TIL
Imtheonecuttingonions
Mormon here, what you say has indeed happened, but it is still against the law of chastity. Fools do this. And it is called “parking”.
TuggSpeedmann
Ah that’s a good word for it
FBKatB3TAdotcom
And reverse parking is when she has a strap on?