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SpiralNihilism
if this is a coma I dread the waking. I'm staying put
MFDork
That coma meme always annoys me, having been in a coma. It’s just not at all like that.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
That Lo-fi Indie progression one is so true I feel attacked
thefrisbeewasgettingcloserthenithitme
Just 5 more minutes.
Chicken2China
Isn’t there a theory that the dad in Home Alone was involved in organized crime?
Imnotaclevergirl365
I wish I was just in a coma making all this up
Aliubi
I went over this 6 times and now I'm a chameleon
SigilLovesSpace
Have you ever met an actual metalhead turn to indie? All the ones I know just got clean cut and professional looking but they still rock out
Sugardaddywithdiabetes
Hulk clean!
Verruckito
I’m pretty happy. I’ve got a wife and two kids I adore. If this is a coma I think I’d like to stay here and see how it plays out.
ProfChaos23
Thanks OP. I'm trying to enjoy my morning poop, and now I'm crying over a cartoon kiwi...
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Peter McCallister was a boomer, that's how he could afford it, his education was like $5 and he bought the house for a hundredth of the 1/
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Of the market value it is now 2/
CaitHanrah
We call it “game show smart” in my family. Know a little about everything, but not a lot about anything.
pookieeatworld
That's a good phrase, I might use that...
cbjfan
#23 needs sound
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
*One* x-ray every few years is safe. A dozen a day, every day isn't.
DanniLuxgarbe
It's okay if a bartender has a drink with a patron occasionally. If they drink with EVERY patron, they gonna die.
gohomebaby
That first one where the guy just goes full beast mode in a public place because he can’t get the shampoo out.
DavPaz
PLEASE WAKE UP STEVE
Fleggy
Uhh, as a Steve I'd actually like to stay a while longer. I have a good life. Why do I keep dreaming about going to work though?
Darklogickx13
Umm....
DavPaz
STEVE! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
offstrav
Ya i m trying to sleep so shut up
PockyBonneville
STEVE THIS IS YOUR HUSBAND I MISS YOU SO MUCH
Somethingswrongwithmeme
Am I... Am I in a coma?!
SpaceCoyote300
No, I am. Sheesh.
ImAnActionBirb
Yes. Please wake up! Your children have grown old but still visit once a month, ever hopeful.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Oh if only. Then I wouldn't have to go into work tomorrow
Lichelf
Why would you think that???
DanniLuxgarbe
The echoing voices of loved ones begging me to wake up.
GMorning
WhAt maKEs yoU contemPlate that?
RufRyan
I geT it. Smart cOmmeNt, you pLaYed there, AnD REAding it Made me smile! ?
koby
,I, am in a comma.
Onlymadethistocommentoneday
I hope really good oral put me in the coma.
ProbablyBex
iunderrstoodthatreference.gif
Alomega
What? No, you just typed that message you fool. Go back to browsing memes on dreamgur like the good little sheep you are.
drtotoro
Dreamgur... receive 100 upvotes for that.
ilikebenches
Hi, thank you for viewing this comment. Neither of us gain anything from this but i hope you have a nice day.
ProfitMajin
You gained an updoot, so, uh, well, there it is!
LordLeica
Largenumberofbirds
I gained a smile, so there's that
hgjp
Thanks, you too!
ArmedSharks
That last one though.
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
#28
TrustMeIWouldntLie
Five more minutes
iwantsomemushu
Yeah, i dont want to go to school
mogarth
If I've been in a coma, how the hell am I so tired all the time?
JakSandrow
Yeah, ghosts, amirite?
NotSoArtzie
Wake me up! Wake me up inside!
IdowhaIwan
attofreak
Doesn't seem to carry any punch, when you _know_ everyone has read it. Can't say, Inception-style, "oh it's your subconscious", when I never
attofreak
felt you reading it or anyone else.
JeremyBearimy
But how do I wake up?!
habisteez
Next september
keijomies123
Blink mothafucka!
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
Wake me up inside!
Fckallthiscrap0clock1105
Step 1: Grab a gun
Noughmad
Try grabbing a brush and putting on a little make up.
UnicornIRL
You don't. You can't. This life is a trap.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
Collect 8 instruments, take them to the windfish egg on the North part of the island.
PosthumousExile
I think you either have to break out of it like that one episode of Rick and Morty or kill yourself
WasntThereDoneNothing
Take the Red pill neo
Rkfinecake
Can't. We all only exist in the mind of that one person who's reading this in his dream. Let's help. Brian? BRIAN. WAKE UP. WAKE UP BRIAN!
ZeusOutOfTen
Jokes aside, isn’t that the underlying plot of the elder scrolls games?
Rkfinecake
Being a non-gamer, that's news to me.
ladyjane1221
No Brian! Stop, don't listen to him! It's too soon! They warned us about monsters that beckon on our journey. If you wake, we all die...
johnnyd12
Rkfinecake
Please Brian, don't listen to that. It's the fear impulse part of your mind. No time to explain. Linda is here. You know her, right?
Rkfinecake
Your family misses you, and all you need to do is concentrate. Close your eyes and repeat> WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.