ThatGreatDane
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Just look at her.
Are you ready?
Just the tip.
Oh deeper, you slut.
God you disgust me now.
Sep 10, 2014 7:59 PM
ThatGreatDane
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BigisDickis
I now pronounce you man...and Knife. You may lick the bride.
SanSamis
And, as in most worthwhile porn, the guy still has his black socks on.
DoTheScap
Oh Yeah That's CREAMY!!
Spune
I look forward to future uses of the "Horrifyingly Sexual" tag.
bienmenso
Almond butter's better just saying
Smidgeface
Sunflower butter is really good too.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
Put ... put your dick in it ?
tanebou
The stories I have about Peanut butter :P
Narwhalican
In my country we mix our peanut butter, eh?
mizzderp
Cropped for your pleasure. http://imgur.com/J1yeX4M
jok0
Smooth? You think this is a fucking game??
Nobodyslogan
I hate smooth peanut butter, give me some with crunch AMAZBALLS!
Schannmj
http://m.imgur.com/Zch2AWw
wildweekendbitch
I just gasped and moaned at this photo. Thank you for posting me in gif form.
livinginclip
Jiff is like the cheese whiz of peanut butter.
WhoTheFuckTookKnoll
I told my ex the same thing... Now all i have is peanut butter
RockyKev
As a Peanut-Butterologist, I want to point out to anyone - ALWAYS look at the ingredients. Peanuts + Salt + Oil. That's all you need.
Counterfit
This peanut butter is ruined! You're supposed to gone down one side, and scoop the other out from underneath, leaving the top perfect!
freefood
newsflash: NO ONE DOES THAT
fantastapotamus
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
cyno01
Thank you!
tipdub
*salute*
dEXm64
Smooth? Smooth?! What sort of monster are you?!
Xeans
There are many such monsters in the world, I am the only one of my household that enjoys true peanut butter
Logatto
Just busted a peanut.
anieareyouokbutyourejealousbutyoureok
+1 but I'm pretty sure this should be in /r/gonewild
GalaxyHigh
i like your username!
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
"Go easy, i'm shy"- Peanutbutter
sofacoin
This is, currently, the only image tagged' horrifyingly sexual'. I still think it's too many.
LordGalen
*sigh* Time to fix that.... *unzips*
theDemongod
Crunchy peanut butter is best peanut butter.
Paradoxicalyosh
True food porn
Aro3636
Straight or nutty
mycrazylife5891
We're all way too easily amused
erratica
No joke, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a vid in incognito mode that did what this did for me in 5 seconds. Aw yissssss.
DrDresDog
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................................
Seven7greens
Tonight on National Geographic, the daily struggle of the Imgurian: hungry and horny.
leggomyGreggo
Horngry
Counterflux
This is a word now. Yes.
iamcompletelysirius
As a girl. Why did this turn me on so hard? What's wrong with me?
LoopStricken
ThatGreatDane
byllman
You can't escape your dark, peanutty urges.
TheQueez
TheGayPenguin
My mom used to bitch at me when I dipped into the peanut butter to make my sandwiches cause she wanted the surface level for some reason.
scarlettears
I need some more c&h in my life
shredgnar69
Always +1 for Calvin and Hobbes
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
I immediately thought of this. Glad I'm not the only one.
GitsnShiggles
First thing I thought of hahaha thank you for that
LongJohnSilverfish
I like my women how I like my peanut butter... Chunky and easy to spread
CharlieMurder
I just jiffed everywhere.
mashdots
ObliviousVirgin
"horrifyingly sexual". I love how imgurians tag things. I can just imagine somebody looking for "sexy pics" and seeing this in the gallery.
caut10uslyadv3ntur0us
They'd go from horny to "I want some peanut butter"
MeganroniAndCheese
puntah94
everything is creamy now
Shroomslapz
Spoiled goods.
milkywayz
2000th upvote :D
CharlieMurder
Thank you!!!
AdonisMcThunderCock
*giffed
ThatGreatDane
You should get some Jiffy Lube
CityOfThePath
OOOOOHHHHH! 2 FOR 2 BITCHES
ANGRYBATMAN
http://imgur.com/cXOdBPs
FellowshipOfTheBling
I love everything about this post lol +1
dathomiripunk
Regular or crunchy?
7543
Or you could use jelly
iwouldcuddleyousomuchharder
Smooth.
travbow
I just nutted all over my toast
f0rtysixand2
All the points.
rocketsurgeonmaster
You mean giffed, right?
NewUsernameAlreadyTaken
Damn
luckyflavor23
I ghi-ffed everywhere.
GrundlePlunder
And I jiffed in my pants
Heisenbergerandfries
Goddamnit this is perfect.
littlespacebased
HORRIFYINGLY SEXUAL best tag ever.
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
NSFW THAT SHIT
commoncomment
Choosy moms choose Jiff.
captainfishtacos
Why is it not crunchy
vaginapower
Why isn't it Peanut Butter & Co.?
taidaishar
I'm upset that the crunchy peanut butter camp isn't more vocal.
onslaught86
Crunchy or smooth is one of the most important questions when getting into a relationship.
ThatGreatDane
that's what she said?
booksaremorethanmylife
Fun fact: when there is no liquid oil on top, it is very hydrogenated and therefore unhealthy.
richinparadise
Yeahhhh no one cares
jonstewartforpres
Um... no. it could be partially hydrogenated and fresh, And hydrogenated does not mean unhealthy.
DavidGalle
Screw the haters, Trans fats are the leading cause of heart disease. If they want to die early thats on them.
gewalt
whats fun about that?
yourbassist
Fun fact, oil on the top looks disgusting.
ihatechoosingusernamesandmustnotbetheonlyone
Fun fact, stirring the crap out of your peanut butter to mix in those oils is fun!
yomamaisonfier
And? Murica. Healthy = Foreign.
SuckitPUPPS
Never fear BP lovers!! Fully hydrogenated oils don't contain trans fats and Palm oil won't separate in BP either. Don't fear mongur, bro.
AvadaKedavraBitches
You should let other people tell you they're fun
CitizenWoot
Yeah cause hydrogen is terrible for you.
Pinoniemi
Quiet, you!
Sprinkleton
This is a fun like a poke in the eye - don't ruin peanut butter for me with your legitimate information!
belselk77
All trans fats
SpikeCanKickLestatsAss
Frankly I don't eat peanut butter often enough for it to matter. I can go months without ever wanting any.
Heartlyss
That's not fun, now I feel terrible about every spoonful I've ever eaten...
letshaveaballandabiscuit
boooooo
thischickhassocialanxiety
Fun fact: when I put peanut butter in my mouth, I don't give a shit
gewalt
I had no idea peanut butter leads to constipation. weird.
itsPixie
Hahahaha yes <3
FisterRobot0
Another fun fact: When it's not chunky, it's the devil.
silverbrotherskeeper
Not true. Why would you ruin delicious peanut butter with all those horrible sharp bits??
LoopStricken
What, peanuts? WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M BLOODY WELL BUYING?
silverbrotherskeeper
Mouth lacerations. Uncomfortable, inconvenient mouth lacerations.
LoopStricken
You would seem to have a mighty soft mouth...
beautifulwatermelown
I got your back on this one.
silverbrotherskeeper
I know, right??
TheStevetron
Playing real fast and loose with the word "fun" there pal.....
Ullur
Whoah there, Buzz Killington.
Vranak
Keep eating all the hydrogenated fats you like, so you'll eventually be dead, and will leave the planet to those who aren't so ignorant.
Vranak
Hey man, it's your funeral. Trans fats are no joke.
xshellshock
More points for the reply than the comment
010101010110011001110101011001110110110001111001
So, what is the better brand of peanut butter to buy then?
Smidgeface
I buy Wegman's brand organic peanut butter. Smucker's makes pretty good natural and organic PB too.
squishcat
Jif natural tastes just like regular jif without any hydrogenated oil :)
beautifulwatermelown
Adam's natural peanut butter! I bought two jars today.
thatwilldopig
I really like Jif Natural. Still get the classic PB taste without too much bad shit. More sugar than true all natural brands, though.
ilovebubbles
Try Sunbutter. Sunflower seeds aren't sprayed with toxins like peanuts are. Plus it tastes pretty much the same!
ihatechoosingusernamesandmustnotbetheonlyone
Peanuts grow underground, when are they sprayed with "toxins"? What makes you think the sunflowers are not sprayed with "toxins"?
contemplativemonkey
Peanut butter with minimal ingredients(salt, peanuts) that requires stirring before eating.
katzetrufflebum
The kind that is 5x more expensive of course!
booksaremorethanmylife
Usually organic, or you can go to a store and tilt the jar and see if there is oil on top.
guminski
I'm almost 32 years of age and still have not the slightest fucking clue in the world what "organic" actually means except "expensive"
Denbus26
JIF, it tastes the best, that's all that matters
jonstewartforpres
You are my hero. Jif is the only choice
theretheyretheir
Oh my god no. I had to spend a week with family as a kid and they buy Jif. Being raised on peter pan I felt like I was being abused
thatwilldopig
Jif Natural is actually really good. A compromise between the bad stuff and the good taste.
Cptsnuggles
Any time I see pictures like this, I think of "peanut butter: The athiests nightmare" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504
wizardboy24
I had gone on to another picture, but I had to come back and see if I read that right. Unfortunately, I did.
gooddrunky
This made me so angry.
dudezelda
Evolution would clearly have never created life as dumb as this man. Checkmate atheists.
cabbagefarmer
Mfw http://imgur.com/dl6SohR
StephenHawkingsMagicAcidTrip
I love how the guy's peanut butter jar's seal of freshness was pre-opened, just in case there was "new life" inside.
QTLingTorrasque
I have a headache now...
CatastropheClown
This has changed everything, starting this Sunday i'm going to church.
TheFantasticJurassic
Hallelujah!
MinecraftingVW
Be sure to bring peanut butter. LOTS of peanut butter.
ZaneHovis
That gave me a migraine.
DreadZeppelin
Wow, they still believe in generatio spontanea...
StraightToCatFolder
Sounds authoritative. I concede to this logic.
Brohomie
Please explain to me whats so stupid about this man?
MarshallDaemon
Why did you show me this? I am facepalming too hard.
Gpof
Holy fuck why did I click this, watch, and even read some comments. I think my brain just had a nuclear meltdown.
kyndo
AAAAAhhhhhhahahahahahahaha!!!!! *sob*
thatonechickwiththethingthatonetimeatthatoneplacewiththestuff
mellowdrama
Here I was, struck by the visuals of how awful Jif peanut butter is - basically made of oil & sugar, and then you tweek my brain with this!
Dooood
Wow.
azmyth1
That video gave me brain cancer. I hope you're happy.
PresidentOfTheUnitedSteaks
This is a hoax. It has to be. Nobody is this fucking retarded.
imCACO
my athiests days are sooo over now , facts on this video are over 9000
Viktoor
I just upvoted everything that was commented to this comment. Also, wtf
soniclettuce
Any hope of new life in my brain was ended by that video
mostlydrawing
I spend most of my time on twitter discussing theism and anti-intellectualism and that's a new one for me. Thanks!
obscureallusion
"Most of my time" You must be fun at parties.
mostlydrawing
I spend very little time on twitter, but most of the time I spend there... I realized after I posted I sounded like a douche. :)
dudezelda
My mouth hasn't closed since the old guy started talking...I'm speechless.
MustangChris
As a Christian, I too apologize for these idiots.
cabbagefarmer
Mfw http://imgur.com/dl6SohR
dedradawn
I love their smug, matter-of-fact tone while being COMPLETELY WRONG.
Dispari
WHAT THE HELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START WITH THIS VIDEO, LIKE HOW WOULD YOU EVEN BEGIN TO REBUT THIS INSANITY? Sorry, caps was on.
GarrettPlatner
I went ahead and read the Youtube comments. Why did I do that to myself?
LokiKingOfJotunheim
justasomeone
ahhhhhhhhh. thank you, this is the argument i was looking for for "christians are fucking hilarious"
cocknballz69
That Chuck missler guy made me shudder. You all would be surprised at done of the idiots who make it through engineering school. It's scary.
cocknballz69
Also, 140 characters on the dot!
cocknballz69
done = some, apparently I'm one of those idiots. Who knew
ItsSneakyAdolf
As a Christian, I apologize for their stupidity.
IDidntReallyUnderstandThatReference
What the fuck.
PhantomK88
my thoughts exactly
Cptsnuggles
I know right...
plusoneforyou
oh god i laughed when he said "the entire food industry... ... .. of the world" like as if entire didn't already cover that
BroboxylicAcid
When i saw that bitch's smug face i turned and fucking ran.
sangheraj
Holy fuck.*
Cervani
I'm sorry, but the comments from that video make me shudder. Never have I seen such a gathering of religious morons.
AnActualDuck
Now to go back and read the comments!
Cptsnuggles
The whole thought process behind this video astounds me. As do most of the commenters, I still think its hilarious :)
UgoffTheHungary
http://imgur.com/kR83nFB
sangheraj
Horrifying...
Litheen
Agreed, reading comments like those makes me lose hope for humanity *sighs sadly*
Cptsnuggles
And if you wanted more brain cancer today, I present to you "Banana: The athiests nightmare!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfv-Qn1M58I
sangheraj
The people in the comments aren't as painful to listen to...
Cervani
Oh god...
ObliviousVirgin
The face he made when pretending to eat the banana reminded me of a monkey. Almost like there's genetic similarity..but that's impossible!
YamatoIouko
Wow. His comments on curvature make me think: "does this mean God intends us to fellate?"
YamatoIouko
And, of course, then there's the hilarious fact that modern bananas were developed by humans. Using natural selection.
KamikazeFish
That would be Sarah Palin's birthplace, if I remember what John Stewart said correctly.
thatoneguywhodidthatthingonetime
checkmate atheists
IThoughtAllTheGoodUsernamesWereTakenTilliFoundThisGem47
My reaction throughout
violetpolkadots
I acted out that .gif about three times
Ullur
Mine:
thatpatguy
Mine was more like
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
as an atheist, he's completely right. my whole life has been proven pointless by a jar of peanut butter.
kmikl
Oh... Oh I like you. Bring a banana for Ray Comfort.
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
Hi.. My name is By the power of christ i am the Batman.. and i was an athiest too.. But that's when I opened my can of peanut butter and fou
BythepowerofchristIamtheLaderlappen
nd my new lord and savior. Peanut Butter Jesus. He has fed me and carried me all this time through college. Never changing but peanutbutter.
AnActualDuck
And with two loaves of bread and a single jar of peanut butter, the Lord fed the 500, and not one went away hungry.
mechanimated
This reminds me of that fucking banana video, where some creationists are like "Bananas fit perfectly into our hands! God made them for US!"
Cptsnuggles
I have that linked as a response to another comment :P Its also titled "Bananas: The athiests nightmare"
mechanimated
There's this amazing channel I love to watch that has a video titled "Creation=Truth vs Evolution=Murder & Hitler" also,UFOs are from Satan.
airshot
God what is this world where we can't even enjoy a nice jar of peanut butter without asking any religious questions :/
johnnytwoknees
My grandpa started a religious/political because his window didn't roll down all the way.
TheVenocWarlord
I hope most of those are trolls...
TheVenocWarlord
Or rather, I wish most of those were trolls...
BurningVeryImportantThings
jif.gif
SuperChocolateBearr
Jif Pronounced [gif]
RedHatNic
I gotcha.
RedHatNic
http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/9b61/1361388309-jif_gif.gif
Jaydosity
Flamingosbitch
...his mouth though
Taibi
jif.jif?
AnaCadabra88
This is the only reason I think it should be hard G. Because otherwise, it's peanut butter.
BurningVeryImportantThings
There used to be a .gif in this album. Now that it's gone my comment is completely irrelevant. OP must have found a better use for said .gif
byzzak
yif.yef I believe is the Spanish translation
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
it's actually heef.hef but 1+ for effort
Pencillin
Castillian vs Latino
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
yo no se, amigo
HalfwayToRelevance
One of my favorite .gifs because of his intensity. http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/9b61/1361388309-jif_gif.gif
Lexiconnoisseur
+1 for Portland Mercury
CanadianEngineer
That execution tho!
Leithoa
I feel this is a skill I need to master.
BLTwithoutlettuceortomatoplease
BUT HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED
Christanavio
"gif"
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Forky7
You mean like THE CREATOR OF THE GIF
SirBraxton
The creator of "GRAPHICS INTERWHATEVER FORMAT" says it is supposed to be "J-if", but he's a Satan smelling heathen, so it is G-if.
jeremywork
Yeah, a hard G like "Graphics." He invented the acronym, he should realize it should be pronounced like the words it stands for :P
MantisTobagganMD
You can clearly see he pronounces gif with a hard g. Like you're supposed to, god damnit.
JosephDunaravich
Girrafics!
IAmTheSpy
jog damnit*
Mistruths
joj damnit*
SecksOffender
You're supposed to with a soft J actually.
ZapTap
But we say it with a hard g to spite the creator because he is an ass.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
You are worse than Hitler.
MantisTobagganMD
Nope. The developer says it is "jif", but he's an idiot. Graphics [hard G] Interchange Format. Ggggggraphics... Hard. Mo'Fuggin. G.