Mainstream films that aren't porn but may as well be

Sep 13, 2016 11:20 AM

The Dreamers

Paris, spring 1968. While most students take the lead in the May 'revolution', a French poet's twin son Theo and daughter Isabelle enjoy the good life in his grand Paris home. As film buffs they meet and 'adopt' modest, conservatively educated Californian student Matthew. With their parents away for a month, they drag him into an orgy of indulgence of all senses, losing all of his and the last of their innocence. A sexual threesome shakes their rapport, yet only the outside reality will break it up.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309987/?ref_=rvi_tt

Baise Moi

Manu and Nadine lose their last tenuous relationship with main-stream society when Manu gets raped and Nadine sees her only friend being shot. After a chance encounter, they embark on an explosive journey of sex and murder. Perhaps as a revenge against men, perhaps as a revolt against bourgeois society, but certainly in a negation - almost joyful in its senseless violence - of all the codes of a society which has excluded, raped and humiliated them. Controversial for its violence and real sex scenes: a vividly nihilist road movie set in France

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0249380/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Caligula

The rise and fall of the notorious Roman Emperor Caligula, showing the violent methods that he employs to gain the throne, and the subsequent insanity of his reign - he gives his horse political office and humiliates and executes anyone who even slightly displeases him. He also sleeps with his sister, organises elaborate orgies and embarks on a fruitless invasion of Britain before meeting an appropriate end. There are various versions of the film, ranging from the heavily truncated 90-minute version to the legendary 160-minute hardcore version which leaves nothing to the imagination (though the hardcore scenes were inserted later and do not involve the main cast members).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080491/?ref_=rvi_tt

The Exterminating Angels

François is a film-maker, usually impassive and without affect. He's making a film about women's pleasure as they transgress taboos. He doesn't know that two fallen angels who've been sent to upend him are manipulating his interest. He interviews young women, video tapes screen tests, and selects several for the film. The erotic scenes with them generate off-screen dynamics that may overwhelm the project. His wife is at first ignorant of his venture, then she's put off, and then becomes his assistant. The fallen angels are always close at hand: is François's ruin inevitable?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0792948/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Sex and Lucia

Lucía is a young waitress in a restaurant in the centre of Madrid. After the loss of her long-time boyfriend, a writer, she seeks refuge on a quiet, secluded Mediterranean island. There, bathed in an atmosphere of fresh air and dazzling sun, Lucía begins to discover the dark corners of her past relationship, as if they were forbidden passages of a novel which the author now, from afar, allows her to read

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254455/?ref_=rvi_tt

9 Songs

Matt, a young glaciologist, soars across the vast, silent, icebound immensities of the South Pole as he recalls his love affair with Lisa. They meet at a mobbed rock concert in a vast music hall--London's Brixton Academy. They are in bed at night's end. Together, over a period of several months, they pursue a mutual sexual passion whose inevitable stages unfold in counterpoint to nine live-concert songs

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0411705/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Diary of a Nymphomaniac

In Barcelona, Valére is very attached to her French grandmother Marie Tasso and likes to stay with her. While discussing sex with Val, Marie advises her that it would be important to jot her life experience down and Val decides to write a diary. Val recalls her promiscuous love life and her lovers since her first sexual experience when she was 15-years-old. When Val loses her job in a downsizing, she is simultaneously informed that Marie had a heart attack and she visits her granny one last time who dies. Val looks for a job and when she is interviewed by an executive called Jaime, she falls in love for the first time. However Jaime is not good in bed. They move in together to a magnificent apartment and Val believes she has found the man of her life. Val gets a job with a gay Italian called Harry at a fashion house but Jaime becomes jealous and changes his behavior. Val decides to leave Jaime when she gets pregnant and he does not recognize the baby as his own.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111890/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Secret Things

Two young women find themselves struggling to survive in Paris, street-wise Nathalie, a stripper, and naïve Sandrine, a barmaid. Together, they discover that sex can be used to their advantage, and pleasure. Both find positions in the office of a large bank, where bored, under-stimulated, prey are easy pickings. After making their way though several layers of executives at the bank, with destructive, and lucrative, results, they approach Christophe, scion to the bank director. What they don't know is that Christophe is a manipulative voyeur, whose last two lovers set themselves on fire when he rejected them. A connoisseur of high-class orgies, Christophe is only interested in new talent to satisfy the appetites of all whom he controls. In Christophe, the girls have found an opponent who knows all their wiles, and will challenge their simple under-class friendship with levels of jealousy and ecstasy that they have never experienced before. Will they survive?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0287963/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Blue Is the Warmest Color

Adèle is a high school student who is beginning to explore herself as a woman. She dates men but finds no satisfaction with them sexually, and is rejected by a female friend who she does desire. She dreams of something more. She meets Emma who is a free spirited girl whom Adèle's friends reject due to her sexuality, and by association most begin to reject Adèle. Her relationship with Emma grows into more than just friends as she is the only person with whom she can express herself openly. Together, Adèle and Emma explore social acceptance, sexuality, and the emotional spectrum of their maturing relationship.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2278871/?ref_=rvi_tt

Love

Murphy is an American living in Paris who enters a highly sexually and emotionally charged relationship with the unstable Electra. Unaware of the effect it will have on their relationship, they invite their pretty neighbor into their bed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3774694/?ref_=rvi_tt

Q (Desire)

In a social context deteriorated by a countrywide economic crisis, the life of several people will be turned upside down after they meet Cecile, a character who symbolizes desire. Amorous 20-year-old girl sets the French countryside ablaze by taking a series of lovers while attempting to recover from the recent death of her father.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1879030/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Emmanuelle

Emmanuelle is a beautiful young model and lives in Bangkok together with her husband Jean, who's several years older. She likes him because he's taught her much, and he likes her because she's learning so well - and wants to often. Both are very tolerant in matters of extramarital affairs, so he doesn't mind the young Marie-Ange coming over every so often, although she obviously wants more than talk from his wife. But Emmanuelle is more fascinated by the older Bee, and joins her on a trip into the jungle.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071464/?ref_=kw_li_tt

Romance

Although deeply in love with her boyfriend - and indeed sleeping in the same bed with him - a schoolteacher cannot handle the almost complete lack of intimacy he will allow. Increasingly frustrated, she gradually finds her sexual appetites leading her into ever more risky situations, including a developing one with the headmaster.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194314/?ref_=nv_sr_5

Ken Park

Ken Park focuses on several teenagers and their tormented home lives. Shawn seems to be the most conventional. Tate is brimming with psychotic rage; Claude is habitually harassed by his brutish father and coddled, rather uncomfortably, by his enormously pregnant mother. Peaches looks after her devoutly religious father, but yearns for freedom. They're all rather tight, or so they claim. But they spend precious little time together and none of them seems to know much about one another's family lives. This bizarre dichotomy underscores their alienation # the result of suburban ennui, a teenager's inherent sense of melodrama, and the disturbing nature of their home environments.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209077/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Shortbus

Numerous New York City dwellers come to the exclusive club Shortbus to work out problems in their sexual relationships. Rob and Sophia are a happily married couple, except for the fact that she has never experienced sexual climax. This irony follows her to work because she is a couples counselor who frequently has to deal with the sexual issues other couples have. Two of her patients are Jamie and James, a gay couple who have been monogamous for five years and counting. James wants to bring other men in to the relationship, and his own history with depression may hint at an ulterior motive. Ceth (pronounced Seth) may be the perfect addition to their family, but Caleb, a voyeur from across the street, may have his own ideas about that. Sophia visits Severin, a dominatrix with secrets of her own to reveal.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Room In Rome

A young Russian woman named Natasha is soon to be married and is on holiday in Rome where she meets Alba. She accompanies Alba to her hotel room as a curious acquaintance and stays as a growing friend. In this room in Rome, the two women come to know one another intimately over the course of the night, and explore and discover themselves along the way. Only the break of day threatens to break their newly forged bond.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1263750/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Marked mature. Favorite and enjoy later.

Stranger by the Lake is quite good.

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Hedwig and the Angry Inch? The fuck?

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i have whacked it to almost all of these

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I have no desire to see any of these. If I want porn I'll go online. If I want a good movie I'll watch The Goonies.

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Most of these are decent movies with good story lines, it's just a bonus that they're littered with tits

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There's a reason Caligula isn't popular. The movie sucks shit, bored throughout the entire movie.

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It was absolutely terrible, worth a watch for the comedy value though.

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Y Tu Mamá También

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Great film

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That spit-slime in "love" tho.... 8(

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I remember seeing Emmanuel as a 12 yr old late at night on tv. Nothing was ever the same again.

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Same here.

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Let's watch Emmanuel. Oh, don't mind me, I'm ...

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Watched a couple of these... It's like porn for women... Sex with a soap opera storyline :)

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Naked Eva Green is fine with me. +1

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Just watch any film she's ever been in ever.

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Blue is the warmest color is a great movie outside the sex scenes. Great exploration of relationships and love

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Romance X is pretty good as well.

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Yeah but inside the sex scenes it's an awesome movie too

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Only seen Baise Moi, but that film is definitely ACTUALLY porn.

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It's tame compared to Q and Romance.

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9 songs has some pretty great music (the 9 songs) the rest is soft porn and full oral. It has no plot. It jumps between live music and sex.

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In shortbus the actors actually have sex for real, because the producer or something wanted it to be more realistic

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Nearly every film on the list has unsimulated sex

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Nice

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I know of a couple Asian erotica films, not porn. They were on Netflix a while back. Green Chair and Housewife's Afternoon Delight.

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A tale of the legendary libido

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I have yet to see that one. I think I started, left to do something, and never finished it. I need to.

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@StirlingMaloryArcher What was that movie about the BDSM relationship that was on Imgur a while back, the one everyone said was realistic?

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Sounds like Nymphomaniac. A Lars Von Trier film with Charlotte gainsburgh.

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Hrm, I saw trailers for Nymphomaniac and I think it was something else... thanks anyway!

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Watch the trailer for part 2, that was much more s&m orientated

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I'm actually working on set with Sofian, the DP for Blue. Said there are over 700 hours of footage from the shoot.

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The director is very much a perfectionist. Both girls said they wouldn't work with him again.

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Apparently they ran takes for upwards of 45 minutes at a time. That's insanity.

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Hmmmmm, 2 young naked girls going at it? "Nah I think we need to film this another few times".

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doesnt diary of a nymphomaniac have shia lebouf in it actually having sex with a chick?

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Yup, but I put the wrong one on here, it's the Lars Von Trier film.

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I saw Blue is The Warmest Color in theatre's and I had no idea what it was, but looked cool as I was taking French classes at the time. 1/2

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But I had no idea it was basically about a French lesbian couple. It was good though, including the sex

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I watched for the 10 minute lesbian sex scene, I stayed for the decent story.

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this is exactly what i need tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Watch Q, its the best out of all of them

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Expected Shortbus on the list. Was not disappointed. +1

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It's a fucked up film, but very good.

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When I saw the title : "French films ?" When I looked at the list and 7 of them are French : "Yep, French films"

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Are the French as sexual as these movies make them out to be? Actual French porn seems to be... Underwhelming.

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I think they have a much more relaxed attitude to sex than the British or Americans. Nudity is a big deal to them, just visit a french beach

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Those French do love getting nekid

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What about Rochelle, Rochelle?

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What is Rochelle, Rochelle?

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It's a movie about a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

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I shall do some research

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Haha, I understood that reference

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One that I might add to this list, a classic erotic tale of a young girls travels... From Milan To Minsk

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I will research extensively tonight

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@RatBasil already made that joke.

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Blasted! His was actually correct too!

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But are any of them good? Not critics say so or oohh awards. As they just worth the watch to normal folk?

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Blue is the Warmest Color is a beautiful movie, sensual, and has great character development.

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Sex and Lucia is an interesting film. It's about dealing with loss and trying to continue with your life.

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9 songs used to be on Netflix. The sex is real and constant throughout. The only breaks are the music interludes. I don't recommend it

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I thought it was beautiful

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It wasn't a great film but I did like the gig footage as it reminds me very much of going to see bands around London.

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Q is very good. Emmanuelle is a classic, Blue is the warmest colour and the dreamers are both great. Ken Park & Baise Moi are the worst

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I hated Baise moi. But I'm stoked to check out some of these others

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Me and my ex thought it would be a darker version of Thelma and Louise. We were not prepared for the unsimulated sex scenes...

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I don't even know what we were expecting but it was awkward as hell lol

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Yeah, I'm glad we knew there'd be some sort of erotic element in the movie, and didn't watch it with her parents.

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French movies of that kind tend to get very heavy and pretty much allways end on a really sad note

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Just watch the boobs and turn off before the end!

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I think Shortbus I'd a good movie. But not on the first watch. You need to be prepared in order to fully enjoy the story

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Definitely. The sex humanizes the characters and underscores their vulnerability and empowerment.

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There are a couple of scenes that you really need to prepare yourself for!

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Most definitely! Especially the apartment scene during the first 5 minutes is a rather shocking one

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Is that the self felatio scene?

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Yes. I don't think anybody expected anything that graphic happening so soon into the movie.

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Why isn't Nymphomaniac on this list?

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7th one down

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Saying that, it looks like I've put the wrong one on there!

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Yep. I think the one I'm talking about is directed by the same person who directed "Love", which is on the list.

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It's Lars Von Trier. He directed Antichrist amongst other things. Charlotte gainsburgh is in both.

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Now make one for Pornos that aren't mainstream films but may aswell be

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the old Italian movies

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Tatas Under Siege

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Pirates

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A Serbian Film?

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Some things you can't unsee

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while you may have a point, anything that reminds anyone that A Serbian Film exists is probably a bad idea.

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Girlfriends Films Thornhill Diaries is a shared porn universe. The movies are released in different series but the actresses have consistent

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roles and play out an ongoing soap opera. I've watched movies in the series just to keep up with the plot. So there you go.

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I'll be downloading that asap. Cheers

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It's spread out among some but not all their ongoing titles. I'm not sure how you'd start on it. I haven't seen a new one in some time.

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Some serious research is needed me thinks

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Papaco, if you cut out all the porn it will be a good spaghetti western, one of the greatest dialogues in Brazilian cinema.

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Men in black men, white men can't hump, throbbin hood, that type of thing?

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Apollo's 13 Inches, In-Diana Jones...

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Oh I love this game, Harry Twatter & the sorcerer's Bone, The Sperminator, The Temple of Poon, The Porn Identitty

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Shaving Ryan's Privates

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That one actually exists. It pissed Spielberg.

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Wow just wow

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