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GussDeBlod
#34 you can't fear being abandonned if nobody cares for you. Follow me for more life hacks!
bikergeek6249
#22 what I miss most about having a BTGGF
MrBismarck
#60
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
One of the most solid dumps I've seen on here in quite a while, +1
djhash
#44
djhash
#3 source: dumbingofage.com by David M Willis!
vegivamp
Removed, presumably.
Monkeynutsjoe
Step relation sex is only weird if there's a long standing familial relationship. Just my take on it. If your parent gets married and you get a hot new adult step sibling, it's okay to feel an attraction. Just cause Dad got to their Mom first doesn't mean you can't shoot your shot as well.
Hashbrown123
What if dad marries the daughter and you get the MILF?
keyblader1985
#22 @sqow
sqow
fartharder
#12 so you're saying someone would be touching me?
Superchief86
#30 For real though
3Davideo
#24 Yeah that's kinda the problem, my body has lots of impulses and it takes a lot of effort to get it to sit down and shut up.
Sometimesithink
#13 can I have the kennel with all wire sides so I can look around?
GoldblumNoises
Panoramic views are reserved for brats that are behaving.
Sometimesithink
But I'm so well behaved! And the cage ones are usually bigger. I'm a mini giant!
ArchMagos
#40
Higure
#62 I remember 20 years ago when that was a legitimate math question that showed up on exams (well, as legitimate as they get): Comparing sending a file over the internet compared to moving it to some mobile medium and physically transporting it. Carrier pigeons were a relatively common mode of transport.
LtRooney
"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - Andrew Tanenbaum
There's also RFC 1149: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
Eldibs
The bandwidth is fantastic, but the ping is atrocious.
NicolasKevinMac
"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway." - Andrew S. Tanenbaum
NicolasKevinMac
The very first problem in Andrew S. Tanenbaum's 1981 textbook Computer Networks asks the student to calculate the bandwidth of a St. Bernard carrying floppy disks.
BeerFueledAdventurer
#55 what is the song?
TalkingSnake
Shuey
#5 hey! No! Bad drunk! No driving!
PyroDragon
I haven't seen a Lamborghini Cuntache for a long time.
senekis
Thank you OP.
dedicatedlurker
#1 Ok. My friend needs to know if anyone can ID the source of this image. What is this from? He needs to know.
djhash
#25 what? I’ve been doing it for years. Look at me now! https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldmVsNG9sZXcyY3c5aXp6MTlvNWI1MW92ZWdwcWNoOGw0YW9zYzlndCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/oOX5qIDkzDjeo/giphy.mp4
JustTawnee
#60 "I can't accept Drum & Bass, we need Jungle I'm afraid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isiVdlz8bDY&ab_channel=Venjent
Spidey209
#27 If you had the good sense to be born into generational wealth you would already own several at this age.
djhash
#18 nothing wrong with that.
SarahTheEverlame
Ah yes- a beautiful collection of memes I can't share with my friends or they'll worry about me more intensely. Fantastic.
elfoe
#60 wait can we talk about the genius of "my neck, my back, my pussy grabs back"
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Right?! Must be the vagina dentata
GlowstickJedi
It means no worries for the rest of your days!
J3lek
#38 those words hit home pretty hard
TheMostKink
Enemies are friends once they leave scars on your heart.
maday1br
Most of the scars on my heart came from me.
elmesito
I'm going to use that in the real world one day.
cryborg
Nah, man. I'm out of jokes. I need a hug.
J3lek
I'll internet hug a random internet stranger.
cryborg
I called both of my moms today. First time in years. I'm OK. That was rough, but I have things to do so I am managing my pain.
cryborg
Thanks for the hug, random internet person. I hug you back. We have more things we need to do.
SarahTheEverlame
Can I get in on this? My mom died 13 years ago today and I just can't.
Sorry if I get snot on you guys.
cryborg
When my dad died I thought I was OK. I had been living on my own for a long time. Well fuck me. So it turns out the grief comes up on me at the wrong time. When I'm in meetings. When I'm enjoying time off. When when when. Is there any good time for grief? Fuck off grief. It gets me in the worst times. Still. Almost 9 years later.
cryborg
2/ I am going to do something that is probably not recommended. I am going to listen to country and paint my apartment. I have paint. I have country music. So many colors and white walls. I doubt anyone can stop me...
cryborg
I cannot do this without a dance partner.
SlytlyDerangd
#55 what's truly wild is these dudes are probably grandpas about 70 years old at this point. They're probably all praying their grandkids don't find the video of them dancing around and slapping their own asses
SunFart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-Dd71CqnM
dogboybastard
charitabile you didn't just assume they all 3 died from coke overdoses in a holleywood BDSM Orgy.......
zufallszahlen
the riddim is gonna get you
SlytlyDerangd
Hahaha there is always that chance too.
AmbroseWolfinger
They don’t strike me as the having children type…
onecowboytoo
Adoption is a thing.
AmbroseWolfinger
Ew. On purpose??
Zeterai
#4
Arracor
Mmk I *need* to know who this is, what video it's from, and if it doesn't continue by god pay her to make it.....
earthwulf
https://linktr.ee/hauntedhostess
wabitgirl
Nah, it's all just thirst trapping, no actual content. Sorry bud.
Arracor
Zeterai
Tinkerbell by hauntedhostess, according to the original post.
kevbot5000
And unless something has changed that is the extent of the video.
Arracor
Absolutely heartbreaking. We need to cook up a GoFundMe stat.....
Efreeti
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
#4 the imgur science community needs some marinara sauce
TheOneThatGotBanned
bill4935
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FireSolvesProblems
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HelperZed
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FatBastardVegetarian
Doooot
Zekekisalaille
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GlowstickJedi
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3Davideo
Wrong color
ZKintzer
The marinara?
3Davideo
It was a crude joke about how marinara sauce is red, as opposed to another "sauce" that is whitish. Apparently nobody liked it. But hey, can't win them all.
KungFuTreacheryQ
Vanessa Cherry, possibly.
BaldProfessor
#8
PwnageHobo
redsmerf
TalkingSnake
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGVwbjlxdGdqd21hc3kxbjBsc2R3dWdwZjV1N2ZjOGtqZGc4cW5vbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cnLJcusgT8dXa4y4nT/200w.webp
BoblovesMac31415101
Is that a third ear?
🤔
JodyBird
It's AI, so probably
cryborg
I had a theory when I was 18 - hear me out - that "House of the Rising Sun" was about a guy who could not figure out how to get her bra off. You scoff, but I swear to you re-listen to that song verse by verse and tell me if I am wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I
cryborg
I also thought the next big thing was going to be randomly created in some random kitchen just because there are billions of kitchens cooking every night - far more than ever before. Also I thought I could figure out fusion. Hey. 1 out of 3 is still on the table!
NeurodivergenceMedley
...I'm not seeing it. Please explain?
Raileks
I got, "Don't go to New Orleans and get hooked on anime like I did."
implosion3
Love a good circular configuration
defurious
Glasses
Chronomechanist
Dunno who the girl is at 4 seconds in the red bikini, but holy crap she may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
wabitgirl
IF you go and dive Morgpie's content, you can find her name pretty easily. I've looked it up before, but I can't be assed to remember the name of all the cookiecutter OF content producing twitch streamer e girls. Morgpie I only remember because snapchat keeps fucking putting her content on my discover page, no matter how many fucking times I tell it that I'm not interested.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
Like, this gif will always get me, but looking into this group gave me some weird vibes.
Like make your money ladies, do yo thang, but it seemed off...
tigerliketoightness
I'm assuming they do?
ADiversPOV
Girl with red hair is morgpie, i believe, and she do
MechKelly
Weird how?
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
Just like....uncanny valley-esque. Idk how else to describe it.
obarey
Probably the amount of makeup, hair-dye, and maybe skin products and digital filters as well. Also high-frame-rate videos have their own weird effect.