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Panzerkeks85
Z3roCo0l
I hear hes not a fan of shrimp!
snarflex
That'll teach those... 13-16 people who attend Westboro.
UonlyThinkyourDead
God is not a fan of soggy fries
Theauburnsky
God is love? No WAY! God is a total jerk!
clsmn13
God hates everyone equally.
itsChuckles
he's probably not a fan of wooden crosses.. since his son.. ya know.
AllHailTechnoViking
God can't hate. He doesn't exist.
DysgraphicProgrammer
Some people have a heart shaped hole in their god.
digasisv
People pick what they want to hear and miss the message.
JupitersWitch
Read the bible. God hates all kinds of shit according to the people aho wrote it.
darkmessenger84
Indeed. God is a bloodthirsty genocidal maniac in the old testament.
blindsightofsanity101
At the beginning, Man created God
zombiskunk
Righteous Indignation is not the same thing as hate.
detectivekagami
"I hate everyone equally." We truly are made in the image of whatever god there is.
Zigor22
He loves the people but he still must punish, like a parent
maktos2
By collecting 200 scrotums? Dude, read the bible again. It's like a drunk 12 year old made it.
Saiphel
I don't think killing is a good punishment for your children.
Zigor22
Example?
Millsslslsls
Bone cancer in infants
Saiphel
Just look at all the other comments under this post, there are lots of examples.
Zigor22
I’m aware of the examples, but I was asking what yours was. There are butchered versions of the Bible, and comments aren’t made/
MonkeyRumJunky
C’mon! If you’re talking god to begin with, you’re talking mental health issues. Hate’s just one interpretation.
blindsightofsanity101
Damn, that was good, honestly, my hats off to you
SideshowBob
John 4:8 says “For his disciples were gone away unto the city to buy meat”
SideshowBob
I think they might have meant 1 John 4:8
Thurgold
God creates his children with flaws then sends them to eternal damnation and torture by satan if they exhibit said flaws. Yupp, thats love..
PoisonArrow
God probably hates whoever created the meme of 3 chipmunks getting head
ezyl
God hates signs.
Cilvaa
God hates "God hates" signs.
IfYouDontHaveAnythingNiceToSay
You’re not wrong, Jesus did say, “A wicked and perverse generation seeks after a sign“ - Matthew 16:4
hammerfix
... And us all \,, /
genjarhead
*promptly sends a white dove
EnglishIsNotMyNativeLanguage
shmekie
Yeah, that movie sucked. (JK I liked it a lot and Joaquin is he next DDL)
Moosecock
Me too, must have been Joaquin Phoenix who ruined it for him as well
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Elaborate.
LocalZoophile
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Tbh thats a pretty cute sign
JoeT85
If God hates people that carry 'God hates..." signs would we even know? Who's carrying that sign?
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
JazzCigarette
GOD HATES FIAGS (works best with tiny tiny L)
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Signs hate god
SwankyPotato
Hate gods signs
Jumbocactuar
Seedless catholics against watermelons
KhajitHasWaresIfYouHaveTheCoin
Hates god signs
JCBaggins
God signs hate?
MrRemakes
Signs God hate.
OthisismyhappyfaceO
Hate signs God
RoastedSalted
And yet Terry loves love.
CeoHuntingSeason
God hates that everyone claims to know his opinion on every matter and that always aligns with their own personal opinion
galadrl2meetu
The Bible actually says this in multiple places.
StopThrowingOutMyCollegeTShirts
“His”?
CeoHuntingSeason
What, did he swapped gender? Is he a transsexual goddess now?
dontfloatmygoat
Yes
CeoHuntingSeason
I just called the pope, he said this futanari god thingy could be a hit among millennials and gen-z, I'll keep you posted
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Deities of monotheisms are conveniently easy to project one's own ego onto and use as a false ethos…
CeoHuntingSeason
preach!
TellusEidolon
Underrated comment of the day.
VISMAL
Actually, truly underrated.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Maybe read that despicable book again. Even his son threatens to throw dissenters into an oven and condemns entire cities to hell.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
I mean, it's great that you refuse to hate people, but that means you're better than this imaginary god and have outgrown him.
detectivekagami
I particularly like the part where he throws down on a market in a temple though. Interpretation is up to us. I think most do recognize evil
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Forcing weeping and tooth-gnashing people into a furnace of fire is evil. The vast majority of humans even, if "only a few will find the ...
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
narrow path" is any indication. And promising to bring about the end of the world, aka our one & only planet? That's supervillain territory.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
People like to cite the story about the cleansing of the temple as the only occasion where J lost his cool, but that's pretty harmless in …
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
comparison. Just some assault and battery. There is plenty of stuff in the gospels that I find a lot more chilling. Most of all the threats…
papaolhos
God hates us all!
Cowfister
God, if he existed, would be very disappointed in us.
MyVoice
And vice versa
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
There's a lot of NDE Jesus testimonials on YT, you should check out.
Rumpocalypse
Ah, yes, need to watch a video about other people's deathbed delusions.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
And why not? People coming to heart facing death. Delusion yet, if dots connected all. points to common ground?
beerbarrel
Old testament god was a mean fellow....
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Notice how it shifted into all out spiritual aspect? Its a part of ritual. To start with flesh then complete with spirit.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
God has given law, not to live by them but to identity sins and to expose the work of flesh.
MovedToast
...Which He arbitrarily decides what does/does not qualify purely by His own whims. Then created beings who expressly piss him off.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Its a very much same sense to why we need prosecutd criminals. Lastly, God gave us freewill because he loves us and wants to be loved.
MovedToast
...And threatens us with eternal suffering if we don't obey. Gave us freedom, then put a different gun to our heads.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Not really. Your desire can do a lot of evil things. Look at porn fetishes people indulges. "They are all led astray by their own desires."
MovedToast
Then why did God want me to desire?
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
To exercise your desire but in right direction. Basically coming back to good and evil concept. Choose the right action.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Everyone chasing after their own unique desire jeopardizes the harmony and ecosystem created by God
MovedToast
Then why did He give us the power of choice if He actively despises almost every possible choice?
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Not really. He loved David a lot because he made some fantastic choices for God our of freewill. Likewise Abraham. Its cited in Bible.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Would you give me a valid reason why you should be loved and treated fair if you commit a murder in society? It is just for God to hate evil
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
It's about doing good or evil isn't it?
Beefkins
God is love, thats why he created a place of eternal torment for people who dont believe in him.
wagner84360
He doesn't send people there, they choose to go by way of rejecting Him and He loves them so much as to let them have their choice..
Naxtoof
Man, I love my kids, I love them so much that even though I could stop them from walking off this cliff, I won’t.
HisDudness
Within the historical context, fire at the time was related to impurities burning away as in a forge. Thus, burning human souls cleanses 1/
HisDudness
Them of their 'impurities', sins, and makes them worthy of Heaven. Everyone gets in eventually, just evil people gotta be in pain for a bit.
frostybox
no it is for those who question their belief in him. IF you DGAF its all good. Atheism FTW, just dont be a cunt.
HisDudness
Those who doubt are the greatest among us. It was only Thomas the Doubter that was allowed to touch the incorporeal form of Christ.
SanchoLibre
Actually it was the church that created said place in order to enslave the mob...
IsaacNuetron
God hates lots of things, and nature abhors a vacuum.
Filanwizard
I dunno given how much of the universe is made up of space vs planets with an atmosphere I think nature loves a vacuum.
jmulderr
It's great because "nature abhors a vacuum" turned out to be bad science. And "God hates things" turned out to be bad theology post-Jesus!
IsaacNuetron
All contingent upon the definitions and use. Without the context there are just the assumptions...which may not be shared.
jmulderr
I mean, the idea of nature abhorring a vacuum is pretty much disproven by water only rising 32 feet...
IsaacNuetron
If that's the totality of the concept...it just isn't.
jmulderr
Ah, but it is. And, by analogy, it is.
Chrispybobispy
"God hates us all"-slayer
IsaacNuetron
Gravity is your friend unless you get out of line, or want to leave the planet.
excapeartist
"God is dead" - nin
akahata
„Nin is dead.“ God
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
"God of the world is Devil." Not many know but the earth has been handed over to devil, written in Bible.
Lucky246
I cant find any source to back this up
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
2. In NT, where Jesus said he has nothing to do with this world and God of the world is Devil
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Give me a moment
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
1. Part where Jesus was confronted by Satan and he said he will give him everything if Jesus worship him
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Ask me for references again if you cant find it. But it will take time for me to refer also
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
3. in OT God said, he declared that he let the one with withered right arm and right eye take over the world
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
But generally, God letting devil control the world is expressed strongly and vividly id say. Few verses suggest that
Lucky246
Thats pretty cool
Sorvadi
History abhors a paradox.
DontSayIDidntWarnYou
So does my dog.
eigeress
VISMAL
Dog - God .....
DontSayIDidntWarnYou
I was wondering if anyone else thought that, too!
HisDudness
Svartlebee
God does fucking hate people. Sodom and Gomorrah, original sin, the Israelite genocides, the flood. God hates many.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
They were having orgy in public and streets everywhere. Could you imagine how corrupted they were.
Svartlebee
And Lot tried to give up his own daughter to gang rapists. Really, the moral of the story was that everyone was fucking vile.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Because he had faith in God... But I wouldnt throw my daughters though. I dont like what Lot did.
wagner84360
Biblically, hate is referred to as wrath. so when his creation rejects him they face his wrath, but he still loves them, they arnt opposites
madifier
God was merciful to S and G, by giving them a quick death, unlike certain tribes and governments who torture for decades for fun.
Svartlebee
That is still not mercy.
MovedToast
Oh, how Merciful! Thank you Oh God for not being AS BIG of a colossal dick as you could have optimally been.
capnmal
God was going to even spare S & G if Lot could find 1 good man. But he could not.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Therefore, Lot's family were led out by his Angels.
MovedToast
...Lot's disobedient, incestuous, "Pimps out their daughters to gang rapists" Drunk-raping family. The Only righteous people in Sodom.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Bible says, Lot was raped by his daughters when he was asleep drunk. And he didn't realize what was happening to him. Believe it or not.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Still, Lot was found much righteous compared to tithe rest of people in Sodom. Thats for sure. And he actually prevented them for raping
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
No, God was going to spare good men if found in S G. Its a promise that righteous will not die for evil.
Svartlebee
So, Lot, the guy who tried throwing his own daughter to gang rapists, was one of the good ones?
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
"By faith in works you are justified.", "Anything without a faith is sin." Lot did it to save the God's angels. But angels didn't need it.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
His action wasn't good but he had faith in God. Believed Gods messager and acted in accord. Likewise Noah. Not the people of Sodom though.
moxiefoxxy
Lot was not a good man, he offered his daughters to a mob to be raped!
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Thiefs needs to be removed so that the right people will not need to face the thievery. S & G people were raping the traveller's.
sqag
Good sign, since it minimizes harm. But God sends people to Hell, according to most Christian sects, so God is not Love.
rowdypup
I feel you. Christianity isn’t a religion of love. It’s a religion of control and conversion. I’ve denounced it and I couldn’t be happier.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
God does not send anyone to hell but themselves by rejecting gospel and way of natural live by standard in nature - Paul
Godislove1980
God is love, but not only love. He is also just and holy, which don't allow for unrepentant sin.
MovedToast
...According to Himself. Because God's willing to butcher, torture, dominate, subjugate, and spread terror... But Lying is one step too far.
Rumpocalypse
According to most churches you could live a nearly perfect life and still go to hell for not being raised the right religion.
dundermuffin28
Punishment and discipline =/= "not love." He's not going to let people rebel against him, deny his existence, etc and reward them w heaven.
MovedToast
Nah, he just sends them into the Eternal Rape Dungeon for finite crimes. Because He's a nice guy like that.
sqag
If God wants me to believe he exists, He should communicate with me directly. Preachers are indistinguishable from psychopaths.
TI99Kitty
So, you don't punish your kids when they're bad? Just asking, for the kids of a friend.
sqag
Punish kids after they are bad so they can be good after the punishment is over. Sending them to Hell forever if they are bad is different.
SoftFur
Isn’t he the one who got so feed up he just drowned everybody? Kind of a moody deity.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Youd also want to, if your parents starts having orgy then burns the bastard child in fire as offering to ghosts. Its messed up.
Rumpocalypse
Yeah but that never happened sooo
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
It happened. Caananites. Do some historical researches.
Rumpocalypse
Yeah find a non-biblical/Christian source that explains it that way.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Yup, both way.
SoftFur
Incorrect. I enjoy a good family orgy followed by a baby burning ceremony. Better than coffee to start your day.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Some jokes are very immoral.
SoftFur
Well, that’s the Bible for you.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
What if I recommend you Satanism?
SpartaWolf117
you know, except those other tribes he sent the isrealites out to murder and take their viegins
Blutsaugher
Remember, if you're not happy with the life you created, you can drown them in a magic flood too
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
You’re thinking of Old Testament god. He’s a lot cooler now.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
"All authority has been given to his son - Jesus." "Everything has time and season." Time of grace started at Jesus' crucifixion
dposton70
As long as you don't read it to the end. Revelations is fucked up.
dposton70
God loves it we his chosen people murdered the fu k out of other tribes.
ValiantGideon
Oh GOD! NOT THE VIEGINS!
bigfootreport
Psalm 11:5 NASB — The LORD tests the righteous and the wicked, And the one who loves violence His soul hates.
andiroo42
Israel dropped the ball. See Isaiah 49:6 https://www.bible.com/114/isa.49.6.nkjv
ShaggySnatch7
God does not control the will of man.
SpartaWolf117
except when he does
ShaggySnatch7
Think you might have religious ideologies and God mixed up. What's with all the hate for God? You dont believe in religious liberty or?
dontfloatmygoat
Oh yeah. Omnipotence Claise
SpartaWolf117
no, when Pharaoh was going to let the jews free at first, god hardened his heart and made him keep the jews around so he could show off
mishnitsa
*vegans
Shoutrr
*vegin
Nerdextrordinaire
SpartaWolf117
virgins*
DrRad
I can’t think of one time that happens in the Bible. Can you point me to the passage where they take the virgins?
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Maybe, the one in revelation??? 144000 Israelites who are virgins????? They arent the only one to be taken to his kingdom
DrRad
Nope.
JesusWoAisuruKokoro
Idk which at this point
keenidiot
Oh also Judges 21. Technically it's a group that didn't come to the assembly.
DrRad
Not at god’s instruction or approval.
keenidiot
Or disapproval. At best you can say it was bad because it wasn't an approved target for it. Virgins were part of the spoils.
DrRad
The statement was that god sent the Israelites to murder and take virgins. That doesn’t seem to have ever happened.
Comet260
Numbers 31:18
DrRad
Not at god’s instruction.
keenidiot
First result is Numbers 31:18. Though it happened a couple of times.
DrRad
Not at god’s instruction here either.
keenidiot
No, the Lord commanded the division of the spoils, which includes the virgins. It's later in the chapter.
keenidiot
Starts at 25. The prophet charged by God to carry out his will allows the virgins to be spared, half of which are given as tribute to God.
richardpleasums
If you're referring to the Jews. Read the Five books of Moses. Get back to me.
richardpleasums
Misconception among historians and fact. Jewish people have instigated hostility. I'm not anti-semitic. Bout to get a ban.
KroniK907
I mean, I think we all understand that the Jews took Israel by force after wandering the wilderness with Moses.
Reaganitelevinite
I'm pretty sure he was fucking up people left and right.
valen00
Missed the word up in your sentence and thought you must have been talking about Zeus
cforcalvin
ahh but he was fuckin up the haters
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
Also up and down
stimpsonjcatt
Maybe but were there signs about it?
GloomyMP
Yeah, but that’s a fast track to heaven. So...
ABonkeysManana
Well then isn't suicide also a fast track to heaven?
GloomyMP
God doesn’t offer a right to repair, you DIY and it voids you’re warranty. Straight to hell.
ABonkeysManana
That was sarcasm but anyway, hell is a pretty fucked up concept if you believe in an omninbenevolent god. Both cannot exist simultaneously.
GloomyMP
Sure they can. If you were on omnibenevolent god to insects, you’d still step on a bunch on your way to look at the ones in the flowerbed.
Wattsupdoc
Read that as fucking people left and right, was going to say that was Zeus.
kadaeux
But that's wrong. I am pretty sure Zeus didn't stop at people, don't think he didn't clap some Swan cheeks while he was polymorphed.
Wattsupdoc
Not an expert but I think it was the other way, he turned into a swan and fucked someone.
kadaeux
That is correct. But this is Zeus. Do you REALLY think he didn't clap some Swan cheeks while he was polymorphed? Swans can be gay you know!
gifs4all
Yeah, but not because he hated them. He just really loves fucking people up.
SoldierKeventySix
Abhor is not a flavor word. It's a verb.
AnythingMuchShorter
Yeah he smote them with raining fire, locusts, and death, and he loved every minute of it.
MyVoice
Yeah, poor Job. Made a bet w/ the Devil so he tears up this guy & his family & his entire life - not as a test of faith but as a game. Smh
TurgidMember
I think the idea is that judgment is his job not ours
LeroyShabazAli
He straight up judged the shit out of some muthafuckahs
SarcasticComment
Biblical god is not deserving of our love, respect, or worship. He's a spiteful, genocidal monster.
purdhapley
Ya, but that was before he became a dad. That shit chilled him out.
LeroyShabazAli
*takes blunt. True dat true dat
AwwDamn321
Ha nice
moxiefoxxy
Except he had his son tortured and killed so he could forgive humanity . . .you know . . .that old chestnut.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Down votes are from Christians who don't think God murders. The belief in love, creation but nope he can do no wrong. See also fallen angels
Imademyselfsquirtle
Sweet more down votes for blind followers. So much for believing in free will.
iputthefiresout
Murder is to wrongfully kill. Anytime God has killed, it was justified. Also, was it doing wrong to give a being the capacity of choice?
Imademyselfsquirtle
Justified? Lol okay. God can kill it's justified haha. It's called free will. Not choice. Free will and God punishes for giving it.
MovedToast
....God Decides when it is/isn't justified. "Hey, so according to the rules I made up, I'm blameless for any and all actions. So Not Guilty"
iputthefiresout
Have you ever read the book of which you're so critical?
PureTechnicality
Most atheists began as devout religious followers.
MovedToast
Yes, and the book backs me up. The justification for Everything is "God Said So." "God decides." Everything that exists happens expressly 1)
Shoutrr
see the flood, where the goal was to wipe a good portion of humanity from the surface of the disk.
HamSanga
Huh?
dirkmcdirk
I'm pretty sure he's made up so....
SarcasticComment
Lazy. Debate within the content of the topic. It's like you walked into a comic debate with the talking point 'none of this is real'.
palmo
Right, but we argue about whether Captain Marvel could carry Mjonir so we're talking about in canon for Christianity, ya twat.
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madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
It doesn't negate it, or at least not all of it. It brings up the whole new covenant deal. Which is basically, "Hey! Jesus died for us, love
madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
everyone and follow Jesus' teachings and you'll be set." (It's a little more in depth but I'm paraphrasing, so...)
ABonkeysManana
Nonono you can't. It's like a murderer saying: "But look at all the good things I've done after the murder!" And jesus died for our sins 1/2
ABonkeysManana
Right? But sin and death comes from Adam and Eve disobeying God right? So you can't really throw away the old testament. 2/2
xKaraKx
God is also a genocidal murderer.... you know he killed a bunch of kids with a bear for laughing at a bald guy?
dundermuffin28
I've never heard that story. Where is it in the bible?
Azanulbizar
Yeah, you got something to back up that statement...
Crowlands
If your God tells you to kill, get a better God.
Jusmar
Unless you want to kill, then everything seems to be in working order.
blindsightofsanity101
Or, and hang with me here, don’t believe in a god and have the strength of mind and emotion to realize we are all we have, and that is great
Crowlands
Well, yes, that'd be preferable. But making people realise how most sky wizards are morally kinda shit is a good start.
blindsightofsanity101
You are not wrong, have a great night
rowdypup
I found Wicca to be a great religion. Pretty much a do no harm Faith. Still get to worship a trinity, and no fire and brimstone.
Crowlands
Had a Wiccan ex once. She made me a magical pendant to cure my illness. It... Looks nice.
rowdypup
Eh, yeh, go see a doctor, a gem stone isn’t gonna cure cancer. But hey, that was sweet of her!