One time I thought it would be a good idea to put a piece of dry ice into a PET bottle half full of water and cap it. I tossed it into the back yard and the explosion was so loud the cops showed up trying to figure out where it came from while I hid inside.
I always hate this statement. But I was in the 99th percentile and an optimist growing up. So if only half the people would be dumber than me, then society was doing GREAT!!! Then I got older, wiser, more sad, and pessimistic.
That's not what I wrote. I didn't write that I knew I was in the 99th, I wrote that I was. Once I grew older and learned more about my circumstance, the math became more apparent, and the saying became something stupid.
swedeonamoose
Being stupid not only hurts sometimes, it is also often expensive.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
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L0rdinquisit0r
The Stare of the Stupid
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
SecretAgentSuperBooger
sindail
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Sorrontis
if you're going to play with fireworks.... DO IT OUTSIDE YOU FUCKHEAD!
keyblader1985
That's rule number one. Even if you're going to be stupid, do it where you can do the least amount of damage.
Flash82
What was the big idea here... ?
Dongslinger419mietiviel
sochilln
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tuckathanJay
@UncleSlam123
UncleSlam123
That look is all the proof I need that he genuinely did not see that coming! Great stuff!
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ElvenTroll1121
And he looked so smart
thatguyinportland
Baby's first shaped charge.
Paintedmithra
That was my thought- oh no, you're tamping it...
sevenfingerman
Why would anyone do this?
G081
Mom is gonna be pissed!
420supercoolusername69
Anything for likes
nobodyspecial995
Just needs the "Mooooooom?"
spitfires2000
Everyone that has seen "In China They Eat Dogs" (1999) knows why the blast was directed downwards.
ProbablyCrazier
That's a $300 mistake.
MAN9000
I think it's a lot more than that these days.
ProbablyCrazier
Depends on the stove. I'm aware that mine costs exactly $325.49 after the wife's picking up a cast iron without an oven mit incident.
Sorrontis
oof
ProbablyCrazier
She got away with relatively minor burns, it was impressive!
ShimmerinStrider
When the fuck did people stop remembering to "Don't try this at home"?
LitterBoxKing
Around the time that TikTok made it popular and/or profitable enough to ignore.
LitterBoxKing
Though, thinking back, "Jackass" deserves a good amount of credit.
ThatRaccoonGuy
Think about how stupid the "average" person is and then realize about 50% of people are worse than that
azazyel
My benchmark for stupid had a customer enter "CAseSEnTive" as her password. Like we were telling her her password.
KublaiKhan1234
I am sure he doesn’t pay the rent or own the house. Trashing the house or furniture is very inconsiderate. That’s aside from the danger to himself.
MajorNikon
One time I thought it would be a good idea to put a piece of dry ice into a PET bottle half full of water and cap it. I tossed it into the back yard and the explosion was so loud the cops showed up trying to figure out where it came from while I hid inside.
gardenias
Sometimes more!
ProbablyCrazier
I always hate this statement. But I was in the 99th percentile and an optimist growing up. So if only half the people would be dumber than me, then society was doing GREAT!!! Then I got older, wiser, more sad, and pessimistic.
ErgodicAnomaly
Being in the 99th percentile and not understanding percentiles lol.
ProbablyCrazier
That's not what I wrote. I didn't write that I knew I was in the 99th, I wrote that I was. Once I grew older and learned more about my circumstance, the math became more apparent, and the saying became something stupid.
ErgodicAnomaly
I see, it's certainly not clear from the wording. But yeah, I get the sentiment for sure.