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Mayonnaiseisnotaninstrumentpatrick
7 minutes in cloud?
Justinicus
Hah I remember when we needed excuses to drink and have sex.
nothingontv
I want to do the 'you honk we drink' one really bad now.
ItsPatrick
I can see shot roulette going horribly wrong x.x
OkayByeByebyebyebye
I drew numbers on about half my jenga blocks (1to5+10) and on roughly the other half had the same numbers with arrows (1/3)
OkayByeByebyebyebye
the rest had make a rule or take a shot or everybody drink written on them. if you get a number, you drink for that many seconds, if (2/3)
OkayByeByebyebyebye
if you get a number with an arrow you get to choose who drink for that many seconds. If you knock over the tower you finish your drink (3/3)
Reggaegirl24
Kids you're all prepared for college now!
swoatt
For some reason, I thought these were all from the same party
catsonmeth
That would have been a pretty great party
nwawr
I feel extremely left out... Alcohockey..
Vaporjack
Couldn't possibly see the shot roulette go wrong.
3point141592653589793238462643383279502884197
Done it before and it goes about how you would imagine. We played with medicine cups and lots was spilled and a girl puked.
toxitheous
All I can imagine is someone slightly drunk spinning it and destroying everything.
TheSierra
Or not even drunk yet. (i.e. me)
TheBigRedMachine2213
if you have really shitty luck, you might end up following a shot of milk with a shot of tequila.
pelewnab4
Where can one purchase such large solo cups?
SugarSmack
7 minutes in heaven. Or, a cloud-based storage application. Could be either.
keybladespirit
7 minutes in my butt?
MattDamon84
The honk sign is at my frat at the UOfMN. It used to say honk if you hate Iowa and we drank a lot more then
pookiesexbomb
We Minnesotans do have a solid hatred for Iowa. Idiots out wandering around.
Omny
I once played shot roulette: 5 regular vodkas and 1 bacon vodka (which is more disgusting than it sounds)
pelewnab4
Where can one purchase such large solo cups?
xrazorbladex
spin the bottle would result in a lot of broken shot glasses
LordGalen
Yeah, seems like a twister spinner and color-coded coasted for each shot would make more sense here.
necessity
No can jam? :(
canklesocks
where's the basket beer? Do we all just think Lebron James WORKED for his skills?
hareofwar
Someone just got to college, I assume?
JustBeCoolBruh
Give a few months, and they will be dropping out of college.
astamurti
This stuff goes on way before college. By college the drinking games I played were "if you have a beer, drink it. if you don't, get one."
hareofwar
I like that game. Let's play now! Looks like I'm off to get a beer.
noracrat
Incorrect. Someone just graduated college. This reeks of nostalgia.
CookieNom
That sir, is the correct answer.
ecaracal
Saving this for when I'm less pregnant
sesamharold
As a male: Confuses me. Because the more I drink, the more pregnant I look.
UrinalPube
That way you can get more pregnant again.
lalaarawr
same here lol
DefinitelyProbablyPooping
Cool I'm also in college
beefcheeks
shot roulette would end in my spinning the bottle and breaking all the glasses in the process. I'd be licking carpet for days.
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Ha ha ha licking carpet. Munching rug. Heh.
thelizardking24
I'm a fan of the game called Drink the Beer.
MundaneFacts
right here!
catsonmeth
I won! What's my prize?
Arie09
ANOTHER BEER
GirlNamedBob
http://imgur.com/4h0y8cK
Magixxxx
But you don't drink beer to get drunk o.o
thelizardking24
Depends on the beer. If Bud Light has presented itself then I definitely am not drinking it to savor that "full flavor"...
Witmonger
Apologies from St. Louis. I'll see if I can puncture a few holes in the vats of fermenting rat piss.
Lugh314159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psECBa4MhrQ
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
That Jenga piece means "Seven Minutes in Sheep's Butt." It's a game from Wyoming, where men are men and sheep are scared.
bigfloppydonkydong
Montana .. Where the men are men, the women are too, and the sheep are scared
Deadpo0l
I always heard Scranton was where men are men, women are men, and sheep are scared
TheBigRedMachine2213
It used to be that a shepherd would never leave a sheep behind. Now, no sheep's behind is left alone.
TheBigRedMachine2213
Russia- Where the women are men, the men are bears, and everyone is scared of the KGB.
1Rogue
Isn't that Wales
DarkCrawler901
They've been doing it so long in Wales that the sheep have actually gotten used to it
iamireland
It's a lot of places. Men are horny and women are complicated.
HogwartsToiletSeat
"Men are horny and women are complicated." +1 for making me laugh out loud
BioticGod
I believe it originated in Wales, after a Welshman and New Zealander bet one another they could make the best drinking game.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
You're probably right. Wales has certainly had sheep far longer than America has had Wyoming. :)
BioticGod
We're basically tied for the pro sheep shagger title with NZ...
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
You need to pitch that to Happy Madison Productions. Not sure how, but the Sandler gang could make that a parody of LotR in a hurry!
BioticGod
I like the way you think, son...
BioticGod
THEY MADE THE SAME GAME.
Czarmorte
I just want to play the regular versions of those games.
keybladespirit
What is the regular version of You Honk We Drink?
RussianWeightliftingJesus
Those are trash cans.
thefirstofhername
"You honk we drink!" *cop pulls over*
GriffSaysSo
Actually, the cops never once bothered us in four years of playing at least 20 times/year. Src: those are my friends.
Chilonthebw
They didnt honk so nothing happened in their presence.
somethingsteampunkthatshouldntbesteampunk
Old roomy played "You honk we drink", but he called it postponed homelessness...not as cool when you're a 50 yr old deadhead & alone.
cscsabi87
7 minutes WHERE?
spankdamonkey
My first thought was: fart cloud
iamireland
7 minutes in a sheep! @CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama already explained.
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Woot! Why do you think Velcro was invented? The gloves made out of it are called "Sheep Keepers." ;)
LittleSarahR
7 minutes in heaven. Go in the closet and make out.
Shoura
That would be so boring with friends. I mean, why would I? We'd just sit there waiting
LittleSarahR
This is like a high school/college game. The rest of the people don't stop and wait, they continue playing.
Shoura
I know, someone tried to suggest it back in school. Then we realized it would become "sit seven minutes in darkness" for us.
Impossibrew
Beer chess would get me insanely shitfaced on account of i have no fucking clue how to play chess.
AccidentalJedi
I once played shot glass chess with a friend and managed to lose in less than 10 turns. Never again.
demonic
I know how to play chess buy how dose beer chess work?
thebakerstreetirregular
your opponent drinks every piece they take so it is a leveller
thecolonels
Check me.
squidwardscissorhands
How do you get through life not knowing how to play chess?
keybladespirit
Mississippi?
sesamharold
Close enough, because of redneck state. +1 for you.
urlacher
Apparently chess is not cool everywhere in the world.
Impossibrew
I grew up in Texas where everyone played various card games, like BS, Poker, Blackjack, and Master and Slave.
squidwardscissorhands
Is the last one a legit card game?
Impossibrew
Yep it's another name for this card game. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/President_%28card_game%29
squidwardscissorhands
Hey I know how to play President
ScrooblyDoobles
First game: step one, get some girls.
dopestdyl
Who needs girls? http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090315202143/reno911/images/archive/c/cc/20090315202625!Terry1.jpg
fvckmtn
Step one: have friends.
MinervaMeThis
I'd do it.
Sisyplus
You plan the party, and I'll come! (I'm a girl, btw)
impledob
welp, looks like i wont be playing that any time soon.
whatseventhepointt
Been there done that. Actually I didn't play because I don't. I've watched a game though, dirty Jenga is awesome.
whatseventhepointt
Why is this so downvoted? I said the game is awesome, what is wrong with that. Imgur you are full of fucking retards it seems.
Kisamex96
I will upvote you, I seriously don't know why you got downvoted.
whatseventhepointt
Me neither, but oh well. Doesn't truly bother me much, I just like to try and get a response from the fairies
YourGod
yeah, not falling for that again
UrinalPube
Or kids from the neighborhood.
TheRicM
Or a giraffe ("lick someone's neck")
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
"I'm going to need a ladder."
TheRicM
Make a long ass hickey
BluHaze
Make a long ass-hickey.
TheRicM
Sounds legit. Sidenote- ever had your ass sucked? That shit tickles a lot :)
kudospop
step1: get off imgur
demat
And noone ever succeeded at playing Dirty Jenga.
catsonmeth
That's step two. Step one is 'be attractive.' It's not necessary, but will greatly heighten your chances.
AndrewExline
Step two...there is no step two
cephalopodcast
What if you are a girl?
Pyrowolf1
Then all you gotta do is suggest playing the game!
Ogre9899
Step one still applies
Arha
Applies to lesbians! And bi girls.
StackedInaTuxedo
Wanna party?
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Invite all your female friends and then me
cephalopodcast
http://imgur.com/yy2pQOF
1Rogue
Hi there
cephalopodcast
I'm not a girl, just asking for the sake of being a jerk.
1Rogue
Hi there
othersideofthetree
http://www.troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/bisexuals.jpg
cephalopodcast
Hi!
FaptainKirk
Guy logic. 1. invite girls to party. 2. play a bunch of games that all involve taking their shirts off. 3. "What do you mean creepy?"
jsktrogdor
Nobody tell Faptain Kirk that shit happens at parties all the time... you might make him realize what he's missed out on.
FaptainKirk
I went to Chico state for 7.5 years. If there's one thing I didn't miss out on it's partying. looking back, lots of creepiness including me.
jsktrogdor
Sure kid, sure.
FaptainKirk
believe what you want.
Studoku
Step 0: Be attractive
meth0dz
4. Profit
PHVL
3.5 "You don't want to know what has lead us to make profit.."
DarkCrawler901
...you've never played strip poker?
SaintMaceToTheFace
Yes, and im fat so I got VERY good.
swatz
Shit worked though.
shadowex3
Creepshaming logic: Girls have no sexuality whatsoever and male sexuality is inherently predatory and damaging and "creepy".
PoeKneeTa
Umm, wut?
philosophicalCAT
I don't think the problem is that guys are being victimized, but rather that girls are being ignored
shadowex3
Gender based stereotypes by definition reflect on both genders. Men are treated as hyperagent, women as hypoagent.
philosophicalCAT
exactly; and when applied to problematic behaviors female hypoagency allows destructive behaviors to go uncriticized
philosophicalCAT
so if the response to that is to say, "if it's okay for women to do it, why is it wrong when men do it?" then the respondent is ... (cont.)
AleksandrBlazkowicz
The ironic part was the last time i played a party game involving nudity it was a girl writing the rules to get the guys naked.
OhFuckOff
Why creepy? That's a tad harsh, if a woman made a game that involved a man being topless you wouldn't call that creepy..
xyzes
Because equality.
driferso227
Double the standards, half the price!
strangecharmquark
But if she invited men to a party specifically to play that game, THAT would be creepy.
OhFuckOff
No, that still wouldn't be creepy, it's a girl. Have you ever ever heard a girl be called creepy for being sexual? Don't pretend you have.
strangecharmquark
Yes, I have. Not pretending. Kinda like an Overly Attached Girlfriend with no boyfriend but wants all the boyfriends.
fluger
I have successfully played Strip Mario Bros 3 with 2 girls and my roommate. It was epic. :D
roomtemperaturemashedpotatoes
You have peaked my interest. I would also like to know how this works!
fluger
If you beat a level you don't lose anything and the next person goes. If you die, then you lose an article of clothing. Play until naked.
BrendanDufftronic
*piqued.
Coercivity
Lets be honest, if you're on imgur, you failed step one
roomtemperaturemashedpotatoes
eh, not necessarily...
nikkibop
I want to play this Jenga, IMMEDIATELY
PyramidHeadLordOfSilentHill
A friend of mine made a drinking Jenga, and it is exactly as amazing as you think it is.
sirenx8
My friends and I play this all the time. We created the rules while we were dunk and some of them are very interesting.
scarierspice
I play it with an 'apples' brick. If you get that, you eat an everclear soaked apple. They've been soaking for 7 years now.
firebellys
Step 1: Get friends.....
Paulgasm
Same here! Oh wait, you probably need friends to play, huh? Shit.
thatsmynewusername
Depends with who my dear ...
KingOfGods
Played this in Ireland :)
NinjaBreadMon
A bunch of imgurians playing? Either very awkward, very fun or an orgy
AmbiguouslyPunny
If you're in the 909 area lets hang out!!! Everyone Imgur party!! =)
JustDrunkMe
I have drinking Jenga! Not quite this dirty though.
passionrain
Im down with this potential sickness.
GrundleplithMD
We have a version of Jenga that we play. It instead has numbers on the bottom with a corresponding list. There's a drink list and a dare (1)
GrundleplithMD
list. You can do one or the other, but once you pick, you can't change your mind. HOWEVER, if the dare isn't your thing (licking the per (2)
GrundleplithMD
son to your left, you can use the ALTERNATE dare list, and roll dice to see what you get (2 through 12.) My personal favorite for that (3)
GrundleplithMD
list is "You have to pick the person who will pick the person that will slap you in the ass as hard as they can." Think about that...
eyemgur
Naughty Jenga is what we call it. It's fun.
MarshmallowTuna
You can do it with cut 2x4's too. You get a huge tower to build and inevitably knock down. THIS! IS! JENGA!!!
ben9105
I've played a version like that, tits everywhere.
GingerNutttz
Motorboating my bros seems lame though.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I'll take motorboating for 1000 Alex
Alli187
I'm in
yaterade
I've played a kings cup version of jenga! So much fun
ReadinLaVidaLoca
It's a slippery slope my friend...
Shaynooshian
I'm in!!!!
Jtegg007
My friend had that idea about two years ago and it's become our favorite party game
AuBoss
Just get rid of the twerk one and I am in
everybodyfreetosayanythingtoanybody
Not all it's cracked up to be. My experience, mostly involves predatory girls telling you to take your shirt off again, but more sexily. :P
LordGalen
That sounds exactly like all it's cracked up to be, and then some.
SteeeveDaPirate
Drunk Jenga is so much fun
mistojen
Drinking Jenga is the best thing ever invented, holy shit the memories I have of this game in my glory days.
KWhiteRussian
My friends and I call it tipsey tower
PutThePussyOnTheChainWax
I have a we're-all-just-friends version of this and I call it Drenga
Kabba
We made the same in our hostel in university. Wrote anal on one block but women weren't impressed. :(
Shoura
Would you have done it too? Also, surprise anal isn't nice. Increased chance of mesy
Kabba
Haha no it was just a joke, but girls in south africa are in general more conservative and shocked by such jokes.
IGchat
I'm in
helenfrankannekeller
Let's go
Underwoof
I am not too sure about that seven minutes in fart cloud tile.
broloca
This basic thing is bars all over Brooklyn. People write all kinds of stuff on all the blocks and you just do what it tells you to. It's fun
iamnotthewalrusanymore
Which bars?!
broloca
The Knitting Factory, Spritzenhaus, and Kent Ale House all have them - all up in the Williamsburg area.
am0k
Lots where I live too.
BluHaze
I should find a bar with those and replace one of the pieces with "murder the person next to you".
RosaParx
we actually had that at the bar I work at except the tiles were all shots or "buy the next round", etc. Most didn't last more than 1 round
askalice9
I made a Jenga game where each one was a new rule (write them in pencil so you can switch them up). It takes some creative minds but so fun!
whoopsie
It's even better super sized!
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bri2548
This is...amazing!
yellowdove
How the hell did you have the perfect gif for this???!!!
TheManiteee
This is absolutely glorious
QuantumSupersexposition
Pinhead peenie
Walrosity
I'd there a gif for everything?
InappropriateBoner
https://askanaspergirl.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/everything.gif
notcleverenoughforusernames
Good lord.
InboxMeYourOods
+1 hng
TheFreshPrinceOfDenmark
Played it. It's as good as you think.
Protectoredring
I wish all the other blocks have the best sex in the world.
Blinkordeath182
It's amazing!! Don't let your significant other play without you though....
nikkibop
Can I play without him?
Blinkordeath182
haha depends on how he feels about you getting your neck licked by dudes
nikkibop
Good point, cause that's dangerous http://imgur.com/a541wXo
Blinkordeath182
haha yes and if you do play ny yourself then I would keep that bit of information private
Rheios
Have fun. That doesn't sound like my cup of tea really.
Rheios
Although my cup of tea will have alcohol in it.
copingcabana
@SpreadYourLegsForTheCunningLinguist meet @nikkibop. You kids have fun.
copingcabana
ScrooblyDoobles
Thanks for the trophy. :D and @nikkibop, any chance you're in the 2nd worst state in america, south dakota? ^.^
nikkibop
EAST COAST BABY!!!! But…but…now I'm sad cause @copingcabana wants us to have fun and I'm all about that
nikkibop
http://imgur.com/lUB0Q04
JoSchie
it sounds like it will end up as an orgy... which is fine with me..
LikeAFoolKindaSick
My a cappella group had our own version when I was in college. Good times :-)
cable7193
Let's do it
iknowmexicanjudo
comments confirmed orgy is likely.. favoriting post to make game later.
KaseyMiller
Tried it once. It did
TheEarthIsMusicForThoseWhoListen
Same here. But more than once
betamail
Made it, played it, made out with all my friends, things got weird, stopped playing.
JessThe2ndBestt
You weren't drunk enough then lol!
AMFMAN
Idk about you guys but I feel like getting a little weird
bythetimeyoufinishreadingthisyouwillhaverealizeditsaysnothing
The first and last time I played it, it ended in a four-way.
nikkibop
http://imgur.com/CEMk8fO
grogcore
http://imgur.com/GNpRI19
Trollingforloling
give your meat a good ol' rub
grogcore
I say we rub our meats together...
ChalupaBatman834
Oh I've played it before. You will make out with everyone. Multiple times. One game lead to people having sex in the bathroom.
PaidForFrontPageAdsAlmostRuinedThisSite
You go, Glenn Coco!
bipolarmolar
HEY THAT IS WHERE I POOP
Vercci
*HEY IS THAT WHERE I POOP?
SingularityNow
NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T!
flipismycat
I want to do this too. Does anyone have the full list of things to do?
stevetehpirate
I have a full list from our King's Cup/Jenga conversion.
Tyrannotron
General rules, if you hate yourself and friends, add some king's cup pieces, and whoever dumps the tower chugs the cup.
ByMyPrettyFloralBonnet
If you make your own, you should write something on each side. One side is what the person has to do. The other is for the group.
dizzywildfire
They actually sell a version with stuff already written on the pieces.
iwaswatchingcops
I made a version with a few friends. Things like kiss whoever you came with, and perform a striptease are always popular.
TheArtOfBeingKaite
I have 3 sets of dirty Jenga ready to go in my basement. College.
Myowngrampa
mail one to me?
skwawkward
We just made our own. While already slightly intoxicated. It's the best game ever :)
astamurti
It's hand made, so... "Things you want to be in the game"
RadionicPsychotronic
Whoa, slow down poindexter..
ginniper
True story, I used to work at a bookstore w my friend Dave. One day after work we were grabbing some food when we overheard these girls 1/?
ginniper
talking about work and realized they worked at the other bookstore in town. We all start talking and they invite us to a party the next 2/?
ginniper
night. We go. Everyone is gay. EVERYONE! Big whoop, stay and party! They pull out "dirty" jenga. Lol..way. we're drunk, let's play! 3/?
ginniper
I learned and saw some things. Dave showed his junk to a tranny. I took body shots of a girl (?).... Best party ever!
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
I wish I could have encounters like that, but I don't leave the house.
MyLastUsernameWasSoLongIKeptForgettingIt
I wish I could have encounters like that, but I don't leave the house.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
As long as you didn't end up with herpasyphlaids, you had a good night.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
True Story. I was once in San Diego bar hopping with fellow Marines. We ran into some ladies (one had a giant inflatable penis). Turns (1/?)
sowetoninja
Haha, I kinda think I know how you felt. Happened with me (why is EVERYONE gay?) anyway, ended up living with the one couple for 2 years.