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Aug 23, 2015 2:17 PM
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EndofAnEmpire
"Hiss hiss motherfuckers!"
TheSlowCheetah
Dobby you musn't tell father
Balonis
Anyone else noticed how horribly photoshopped the pyramids are in the Weasley vacation photo?
Repiglican
"female sperm"
CabooseKbuse
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
copke
+1 for HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
AnonOmis1000
I fucking lost it at Moon Moon
suttonbutton
That last one was surprisingly well coordinated
SailorDerpiter
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
tonyabottsbudgie
Or it was the one person who created multiple accounts.
AwkwardBiblophile
I've seen the huge snake one post to a lot of things
ladysuperwholock
That first one broke my heart
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I lost it at moon moon.
rabastan
"I forgot to drink the thing" "GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON"
niichanismybitch
So Snape is Anger Wolf?
niichanismybitch
So Snape is Anger Wolf?
thatcutepsycho
I fucking lost it at 'HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS'
SnarkySophia
Always upvote Harry Potter. Always.
ZombieDK
I really went into Draco's story more, he may have started off a rich cunt but he went through quite a lot from start to end.
AwesomeGuy847
And ended up as a rich cunt. Maybe more humbled and not as aggressive but he didn't suddenly do a complete reversal of character.
ZombieDK
Oh yes, of course. But he married a witch who doesn't believe muggles are scum and they don't teach Scorpious that either....
ZombieDK
So at least he's improving. Though I don't believe he will ever be a saint.
AwesomeGuy847
Yeah. I looked up his entry on Pottermore JK thinks that he'd raise Scorpius to be a much kinder and more tolerant Malfoy than he was.
timmyisinthewell
The doctor said that Jerry Gergich had the biggest penis he had ever seen. So how does he only have daughters?
CryloRen
Too big, curved back around and down.
ShoujoConquerer
Damnit Jerry!
pthomson76
My future child is going to love this series!! My fiance and I are even taking our honeymoon at Wizarding World and Diagon Alley next year!!
mooselikestoparty
http://imgur.com/9MIan2l
SirLothar
Did a muggle just enter the 9 3/4? Cool
CommunistSynthesizer
I'm fairly certain Job is a wizard.
Kokomeeps
MAYBE ITS A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA
StrategicallyPlacedBanana
Finally some new Harry Potter material yay! Thanks OP!
WarpPig
can we all just agree to start cropping out the last comment that is just I LOST IT or OMG DYING white fangirl text?
WarpPig
I hate you all
mayormckreedy
Omg DYING
Felman
And those damn custom borders advertising their website. There's 2 on that first image alone. Open it up in paint and just cut the borders.
cunttliflower
Reblogging for that last comment
torhs
^This
jivvy
Hitler hated this site too!!!
YourWaifuIsTrash
Banned in 0 countries
NakedBears
My thoughts exactly. I need to know more
torhs
Apparently me and Hitler has something in common
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Well, you clearly weren't both Grammar Nazis.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
I'm not saying some of these are made up, but references for many of them would definitely make them more legitimate.
ActualCannibalShia
It's all made up. These are fan theories about fictional people. It's all in our heads. But that doesn't mean it's not real.
MehWasTooShort
But what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
treehugger0123
A towel
rootedoak
I hate the movies. Long live the book.
Lockerkid
I enjoy them as somewhat pragmatic adaptations of books that are admittedly hard to film. But I get why people hate then.
rootedoak
Admittedly hard to film = omitting all the action scenes, flying clouds of smoke and Harry watches dumby die while not petrified. Bad...
rootedoak
I'll wait for the remakes in 10 years, then reconsider.
ICameHereToDrinkMilkAndUpvote
The Frankenstein looks like Snape + Lily one? Harry was the spit of James, not Lily. So it'd be if Snape had magically conceived with James.
DarthFutuza
Well he is the Chosen One.
ChrisBernardi
I think they meant the hair, not the face. But upvote for gross!
Autocorrekt
I don't think I have ever seen such a relevant string of usernames on imgur
lmOIdGREEGG
hiss hiss motha fuck--wait
IShowUpWhenSomeoneHasARelevantUsername
But I can't wait for the day...
GinevraPotter
I'm ready to devote myself to the cause!
hermionejeangrangerweasley
As am I.
CrowDeMorcerf
I am not. PD: I hate you all.
amauroses
if you say it fast it's a little like Viktor Krum..
iamireland
Posts like that are easily faked on tumblr, fyi
retunedspider287
What do you mean?
hugglesthemerciless
Actually it's people creating a second blog with the required url just for the one post
bodyorphanage
people will make multiple side-blogs and reblog themselves to create posts like that
Blarjgrhgajhfjdfldghuihfb
tarskinos
nah its more like people change their username/handle and change it back afterwards
CanadiansWilllRule
That's less likely, you can only use a username that hasn't been taken
MrLoak
Or inspect element
icomehereforthecomments
I really really didn't like dumbledore #2. The first one really was the true dumbledore.
GwenShepard
Yeah but he ded
TokiDokiWartooth
Michael Gambon was the reason I stopped watching the Harry Potter films. It irritated me how he lacked the gentleness of the character.
sassyjew
What happened to Cole?
kawaiininjadragon
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/cole-sprouses-tumblr-experiment
Amythyst
He died in the dungeon under the White Spire, and a demon identified with him so much it thought it was him and took his place and started
Amythyst
murdering mages to help them escape the Templars.
DoctorCatDog
I always feel like Draco wouldn't be talking nicely about Harry to Dobby...more like pissing and moaning. "This FUCKING GUY..."
BreadyStinellis
Tumblr likes to make everyone a homosexual. It's very much a thing.
GIsLife
Well to be fair, if they were talking about OP they'd be right
grovberg
It's also pretty clear that Dobby knows the house elves of Hogwarts.
Deliann
That's not until Goblet of Fire though, Dobby already knows Harry before that.
grovberg
We find out about it then, but it's pretty clear that the elves have their own societies and intermingle.
Deliann
Yes, but how would Dobby ever have met the other elves if he was the slave of the Malfoys? He didn't get out much, let alone to Hogwarts.
grovberg
Why are you so certain he never leaves Malfoy manor? He leaves to go to Harry's house and Hogwarts constantly in book 2. Why not elsewhere?
TheKingintheMidwest
That's the joke..
Chron121
RetardoMyPicardo
For those wondering, the answer to the riddle in #8 is "a towel"
SgtCookie111
The correct image is #9. See this is why you're not in Ravenclaw.
MopingMechanism
TinyLiehon
Ah, even reading the answer it took me a sec to work it out. This riddle would never make sense in Dutch
Twist1000
Dat klopt
PreciousPrincessBrainfarts
''Wat wordt natter en natter destemeer het aan het drogen is'' ? I don't know, something like that.
TinyLiehon
afdrogen <> drogen idk :s
PreciousPrincessBrainfarts
Yes that's why I used that weird verb form because if I used ''destemeer het droogt'' it would be even harder to interpret :P
MicahL
But how do you know Draco lingered at Fred's funeral? Is this fan speculation or a written instance?
bananadock
Anything to do with Fred's death and people crying about is fanfic. I find it nauseating.
trustmeimascientist
It might be from pottermore
KingCurl
Come in imgur we need answers to this!
DeezNutsGotEm
Your new here arent you
YoungAthanacius
speculation
spoonc
I wouldn't think he ever would. There was this minor detail that the Weasleys and the Malfoys hated each other.
GIsLife
If I got someone killed who I hated I wouldn't give a shit if I hated them after their death. I would be sorry and regret it in every way
spoonc
I wouldn't think he ever would. There was this minor detail that the Weasleys and the Malfoys hated each other.
rixto495
Draco was just a prick. I think he was a bully just to prove himself or whatever.
Verldemert
I don't think he hated any of them. But he was so anxious about disappointing his father, he did whatever it took to make papa proud.
DescendingBear
He did dislike them, but I don't think he would be happy that people were dead.
ChristopherHitch
draco did change though remember how reluctant he was to identify harry after they were caught by snatchers
TheDrySideOfThePenny
Still wouldn't go to Fred's funeral.
ChristopherHitch
most likely not but by the sixth year you do realise that draco is sort of going through the motions to protect his family
TheDrySideOfThePenny
Of course I understand this.