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Dog tax
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
#6 Ah yes, weed, the fourth element. Everything changed when the Pot Nation attacked
Stoneagedudeman
#3 pretty sure most of those involved complicated insurance schemes and real estate deals
IamAlbertPotato
I saw a hot woman wearing a leather harness under her tight shorts and t-shirt and I consider that moment a public sexual experience.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
#7 mushrooms I like to forage
thekeyofe
Maybe he meant "cougars."
Zootsoot
#16 I no longer start meetings like that. I like to start meetings with, “Okay, everybody get your sugar/caffeine of choice, and the meeting outline I sent ya’ll yesterday afternoon. We start in five.
(Five later)
Got your notes?
Okay- we’re gonna try to speed run everything and end 15 minutes early.
Ready….GO!”
Togame21
That's a great way to do it. I like how you don't ask for fake enthusiasm or one of those half-assed good morning choruses, you just ask for preparedness and efficiency.
WalksTheSky
#10 I bet they went bananas
Wheretheheckisjason
#14 Witchy isn’t dying. This is clearly what was intended.
3Davideo
#19 Is that a "proven most optimal" solution or a "currently best known" solution? I don't remember how many of the non-trivial solutions are proven...
3Davideo
#17 Well they all seem to be properly orthodonted, so I'm leaning towards "not the work of a Minion".
wylkyn
#10 chimps are interesting to study, but if you've read about her research, that shit gets dark. Wars, cannibalism, it's pretty brutal.
Zalm
watched a documentary about how one troupe of chimps were fighting with another troop. Caught a preggers female. Literally killed her, tore the baby apart and ate it.
I do not watch chimp documentaries anymore.
tallweed
#3 Watch that episode. It wasn’t illegal. The robot just broke.
Gojiraismyhero
#3 usually they are committing fraud to harm a business son they can get the land or business for cheap when it fails
lizardbones
yeah, there a possible charge for mischief in there, but there's ALWAYS fraud going on
Crowlands
They could be charged with Menacing, or Criminal Intimidation. Depending on which state they're in.
Zootsoot
Amusement park in original series: Elderly owner trying to make a robot
to run the park w/out workers.
rshini
Wife sabotages robot because she didn't think it's safe to have no humans supervising a park full of children. The only explicitly non-mundane incident in the original series (the Robot is real and quite advanced for the late 60s/early 70s)
BourbonandLust
That or there's hidden treasure they want to find first.
anglarite
#1 Silly rabbit, girlbosses do not actually hire other women.
theregoesthegayborhood
#22 that was the weakest visual of a harness I’ve ever seen
Canofminus
#2 I think about this one every six months or so and just bust out laughing
Unclescam
The best part is that the comment is from the woman admitting she looks like a insta filtered Shrek....
DecorativePillowsAreStupid
#10 She primarily worked with Apes, not Monkeys. I know, nerdy thing to point out. But it's actually a pretty interesting destinction. Apes and old world monkeys (OWM) have a common ancestor, but are two different branches of evolution. The common ancestor between new world monkeys (NWM) and both OWM and Apes goes even farther back.
TheEleventhHand
#15 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Get me out of this cup, I’m drowning!
MelodyLightfoot
Zalm
InsertTabA
Just saying that's only a little one, a big one could probably push the cup over. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider ...attain a legspan of 25–30 centimetres
GeneralWho
Fomlefantastic
Great post, but that one was just absolutely uncalled for and now I can never have coffee ever again :^(
Brettnetuk
Hey, at least they float, so it’s not like you’d get down to the bottom of your cup and find it. THAT would be worse.
Showsni
Maybe it's just one of those trick mugs with an insect moulded to the inside.
MelodyLightfoot
#13 There's littereally an album where they go something along the lines of "We're called Hoobastank, deal with it."
Stanistani
The Butthole Surfers have entered the chat.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
#3 perhaps you haven’t noticed that the police exist only to preserve shareholder value.
lordofthegoats
The person in the mask scaring people away is not the owner of the building/ land. They are a third party wanting to acquire the land and are trying to force a sale through illegal means.
whotheflipdoithinkiam
#16 I refuse to respond to the demand for a louder good morning and pray for the day the rest of the audience joins me
mithiwithi
May we be in the same audience together some day, and glare at the presenter when they pull that shit.
Kazzle
#19 yhe point of thisbpost confuses me, cause-- those are some really fucking oddly sized squares? Why are they that size? Why is anyone trying to determine how to efficiently fit squares of that specific size? What is the point if the smaller squares can't also fit perfectly into the big square.
Fomlefantastic
Just mafs, innit?
Jattetont
The question is "What is the smallest square you can fit 17 (equally sized) squares into?" Questions like that are interesting both as mathematical puzzles and because they often have practical applications.
With 16 squares it's easy: a 4x4 square (taking the side of the smaller squares as the unit). But to fit 17 squares in that arrangement you'd need to jump to 5x5, wasting a lot of space. This jumbled arrangement fits them into a 4.65x4.65 square, so it's more efficient.
Jattetont
(Should be 4.675... x 4.675..., I couldn't see the post while typing and went from memory.)
Kazzle
Thanks for the patient explanation-- I was really tired and being confronted with math with no context hit a nerve.
Anarchduke
#3 Yes because they were attempting to alter property values. Real estate fraud. You know, overstating the value for bank loans and understating value for tax purposes. That's right, Donald Trump is a real life Scooby Doo villain.
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
#16 I feel the same way about speakers who begin with "Aloha" despite not being Hawaiian, not speaking to a Hawaiian audience, and not speaking at a venue located anywhere near Hawaii.
Fait
I can't help starting convos with "yo"...and I'm not a yoyo, or even rad :( I just have always liked the word, maybe they just like the word.
Stanistani
I was bored once chairing a meeting and dressed up as Gumby. That time, everyone paid attention.
Gaelwyn
The CEO of my company always says Hola to me in chat. Neither of us is Hispanic and we always converse in English. We both live in areas with a high percentage of Hispanic people, but that still seems weird for him to do.
CurbYourClassWar
ArkoneAxon
#1 that's actually a thing that a lot of women have complained about. How their girlboss climbed up the ladder - and then pulled it up after her.
vindik8or
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss
mycoffeeartjourney
#10 what's an 'L' in this context?
feckyall
She’s the lady whose life work involves monkeys
Elyeli
Loss
mycoffeeartjourney
Thanks
GeneralWho
onlyhalfghost
ooh, this one's got layers
tsyke69
Thank you, Radcliffe. It is possible to like something without liking the person who made it...
Right, Lovecraft fans?
DickFlanagan
Wagner even
Phoelixx
It’s not just about that. It’s about the fact that JK has a platform, influence, and is pushing an agenda that is actively harmful/deadly to trans people. Buying merch, streaming the movies, playing the game, all continue to line her pockets which means she can continue spreading her plague of hate.
Tuomir
Not just lining her pockets, keeping her in spotlight to speak from. She wouldn't be anywhere as destructive if she fell into irrelevancy
Zalm
I think part of the difference is, if someone is horrible, and lets it influence their work. As far as I can tell, you cant actually see much in the way of normal human racism in his stuff. Meanwhile, you can clearly see the bigoted views in Rowlings works. Easily. There are whole lists of the stuff out there.
Also, as Panda mentioned, Lovecraft was far more socialist on his way out. Had he been influenced earlier, and lived longer, he might have been easily converted. Rowling has no excuse.
vindik8or
Oh no, my dude, his writing is racist af. Obsessed with miscegeny and subhumanism. Where his villainous cults aren't literally described being "mulatto", for instance (The Call of Cthulhu), then crossbreeding is strongly analogised as the source of corruption (The Shadow over Innsmouth).
IncognitoPanda
Lovecraft is a bit of an odd example, as he was born into extreme conservativism (for today's standards), but went back on a lot of it and became more liberal/left leaning as he grew older. He's not as bad as people make it out to be, even if he died with some bad views. It's pretty impressive, imo.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
#6 I'm just sayin', if you used better quality weed, it would stop tasting like dirt.
Hornedequine
The glass is made of sand
MisanthropicMath
Thank you!
BeerFueledAdventurer
Unrelated to the meme, I got a flower vaporizer and I will never go back.. so clean and tasty. (The PAX, for anyone curious)
EveScreenshotAccount
Can confirm, vapes are a game changer. I’ve been using my G Pen Dash for a couple of years now and it’s my preferred way to smoke.
HappinessOnTap
I get one as well. Went with Dr Greenthumb G Pen Dash. It’s pretty nice.
BeerFueledAdventurer
It uses actual flower tho, not a cartridge/oil. The difference it makes is huge, you should try if you get a chance
HappinessOnTap
I know. Mine uses actual flower too.
TheCaptain00
Plants are earth.
lizardbones
in the avatar world waterbenders are the ones who control plants
TheCaptain00
In Waterworld Kevin Cosner is a fishman. They control the water in the plants, cannabis is dried before smoked but it's still of the earth. Besides, in Avatar Lemurs can earth bend.
whatspaulplayingtoday
i can air bend, but only after a really big meal
TheCaptain00
Taco Bell is an airbending temple.
cozynester
#22 This is so confusing to me. Ive never responded to a compliment with "You're the only person all day to compliment x." And why is the OP so upset? This exchange has such weird energy and manufactured outrage
rdmage11
I don't get that vibe from it, this feels more like them making conversation than anything.
m0problems
Not to mention I still don't know what a harness is
Gaelwyn
They were wearing a cool new thing and just sad that no one else seemed to find it as cool as they did. Like if you cut your hair or dyed it an obviously different color, and no one even mentioned it.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
So, I'd expect my friends to say something I guess. But random strangers? Nah. They don't know it's new or if I've had it for years!
DrMarioSThompson
Weird manufactured outrage energy is the style of our time. It's goddamn exhausting. I remember when it wasn't like this and I look forward to whatever comes next to replace it, although I do worry what it might be
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
onion in my belt was the style of my time
Rogerwilco1974
I was going to comment "old man yells at cloud" but yours is better!
pickinganameistoomuchpressure
same energy!
sevenfingerman
What does the harness look like!?
theregoesthegayborhood
@Affaltar
unapologetic05
https://media.tenor.com/EcKpdweNFgYAAAAM/bulldog-des-moines.gif
GravyEducation
Suspenders on the top and no one has mapped out the bottom. Cousteau tried once i think
Wheretheheckisjason
battleofhastings1066
3Davideo
He does like mapping out bottoms.
TheDogEnd
Does the harness look like a BITCH?!?
thelonepig
I feel like most people WOULDN'T compliment a harness over a dress because most people simply don't LIKE harnesses over dresses, or we'd be wearing more of them and know what they are. Not getting complimented is the risk you take with bold and unique accessories. I will not be genuinely complimenting anyone's harnesses-over-dresses anytime soon.
skeletorinyourcloset
CurbYourClassWar
TsukariYoshi
KillingTlme
This is stupid. You couldn't even hold scissors with that thing on.
combatwombat0
That's a lot of money in one picture
TheChlorineAddict
Yeah, they dont give those yeti cups away
NergalJester
If my hairdresser wore that kind of harness when she cut my hair I'd still be going to her and I've been bald for 9 years.
Greypuppy
100% rocking that look
MisterFluffi
I know it's almost certainly part of BDSM play... But except for the muzzle it looks so much like a rescue helicopter winch harness that I'm just imagining someone at sea being rescued by a muzzled furry dropped from a chopper now...
Suppagappa
I need this drawn, NOW
ICantThinkOfAUsernameWhilePooping
Somehow stumbled into the actual picture from the post.
bolobass
*Luger not shown
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Does it come with a scabbard?
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
This is some Third Reich bedroom roleplay looking outfit
GravyEducation
I did not want to think about Hitler's O face tonight but you made me do it. AND NOW I curse you
uzetaab
Oh, like Leeloo's orange strappy thing in The Fifth Element.
UnidentifiedPrisoner
I feel like that's something that could look good with an outfit but doesn't go with the outfit pictured here so it looks weird
Richter12x2
I disagree, I think it goes better with no outfit.
Sleepyhead22
FECALGASOUTMYASS
You just have to be In the Reich mood.
spookyu
*Hugo Boss has entered the chat.*
baratana
titoitoi
y u do dis imga
LoopStricken
And what exactly is being harnessed?
KillingTlme
Sexual frustration
WilliamHuskerAdama
White power.
LoopStricken
Hmmm.
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
I wheezed so hard that I hurt my back. Hilarious but now you owe me financial compensation