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LeEpicGamer3000

9 years ago |

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NinjaLlama895

ZOO WEE MAMMA

6 years ago |

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ItsActuallyDavidNow

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9 years ago |

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bigdix69420

I hope my....my prices aren't too low!

9 years ago |

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DeathP00lio

Those aren't weed eyes there not squinting or red. I woukd know...

9 years ago |

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ohmyapplepie

This would be more useful if they used the same person for each thing.

9 years ago |

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MissNaughtySunshine

Can confirm dick is one hell of a drug

9 years ago |

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TheyCallMeDrFeelGood

The first one is more like ecstasy/acid or shrooms.. cocaine doesn't make you that black in the eyes. Ehm.. my friend told me this btw ...

9 years ago |

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mypapayaissteaming

My friend saw that pic a few days ago, and confirmed via mirror that that is not how your pupils look on coke.

9 years ago |

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realfakedoorssss

I'm ants-in-my-eyes-Johnson, everything is black, I hope our prices aren't too low!

9 years ago |

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mycatcanbeatyourhonorstudent

What is this?!?! An Eye for Ants!?!?!?

9 years ago |

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KurtDusty1999

OMG Ants-in-my-eyes-johnson! i'm your biggest fan

9 years ago |

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SweetSweetAmerifags

@aussieausti

9 years ago |

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ICraveStarDamage

Is this a good post, I don't know cause I've got ants in my eyes.

9 years ago |

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MrNlceGuy

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9 years ago |

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Sejanus1964

Let's not forget what peanuts can do either!

9 years ago |

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djaweed

9 years ago |

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antsonmyeyesjohnson

I am ants in my eyes johnson. And theres so many ants in my eyes!

9 years ago |

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DeletedProfiles

9 years ago |

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RoastTheBroomstick69

I'd like to see what it looks like when you mix them all together

9 years ago |

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AreWeNotDoingPhrasingNow

I also can't feel anything, but that's not as catchy

9 years ago |

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SitcomScenes

As having ants in your eyes!

9 years ago |

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MaddieStanton

I'M ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!

9 years ago |

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GreatDog

WELCOME TO ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON, EVERYTHING IS CHEAP! I CANT TELL WHAT IT IS, BECAUSE I GOT ANTS IN MY EYES!

9 years ago |

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lizardbones

Holy shit, it's Ants-in-my-eyes Johnson

9 years ago |

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CptJohnYossarian

Hi

9 years ago |

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ARealHumanandNotaChatBot

9 years ago |

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Iexpainstuff

I hear he has ants in his eyes

9 years ago |

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RulesOfImgur

I heard that he also has bees

9 years ago |

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rezpawner

How much coke do you need to snort before your pupils look like that?

9 years ago |

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DinoKebab

At least 7 cokes.

9 years ago |

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FwdSlashRoot

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9 years ago |

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ColonelSteveSanders

9 years ago |

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ENCHANTMEN

9 years ago |

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Trecares

9 years ago |

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MightyTrismegistus

Cocaine does not make your eyes look like that.

9 years ago |

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Chilobrachys

I always thought coke constricted pupils

9 years ago |

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MightyTrismegistus

It sure does. Not that would know or anything *sniff, sniff*

9 years ago |

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RolandTheLastGunSlinger

You forgot exctasy: same as coke, and opiates/heroin which is pinned pupils

9 years ago |

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fistermatic5000

also mushrooms

9 years ago |

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Jaboticaba

And LSD and mescaline

9 years ago |

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gokurt

X is basically a sub-type of meth. It and coke dilate pupils. Only opiates cause "pinpoint" pupils.

9 years ago |

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mypapayaissteaming

Coke does not dilate pupils.

9 years ago |

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gokurt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mydriasis Anything that stimulates "fight or flight" system opens the pupils.

9 years ago |

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mypapayaissteaming

True, but as a somebody who recently broke free from a semi-serious addiction to it, I can tell you that from personal experience, my pupils

9 years ago |

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mypapayaissteaming

Have never dilated, unless the coke was cut with meth.

9 years ago |

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ThatVenezuelanLostINimgur

As a straight male, after seeing this I wonder if I should give dick a chance.

9 years ago |

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AandAproductions

I heard its a pain in the ass getting it though

9 years ago |

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RanchoCucamonga

I think mixing beer with dick would result in an optimal combo

9 years ago |

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missbelled

If you like having your mind blown out your prostate, then yes, absolutely. If you can't get fresh dick, fake dicks will do in a pinch.

9 years ago |

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jimbodoomface

i tried dick once. it was painful. it was shortly after i realised i am in fact straight. good to try different things tho.

9 years ago |

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jimbodoomface

i mean, obviously being straight had nothing to do with it hurting. that was because there was a dick in my ass with no lube.

9 years ago |

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Crowfood

"Mind blown out your prostate" https://19818-presscdn-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/067/5e/whiguyblink.gif

9 years ago |

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legofham

Risky click of the day

9 years ago |

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TogepiOmelette

AM I UPVOTING? DOWNVOTING? I DON'T KNOW I HAVE ANTS IN MY EYES

9 years ago |

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ChiefBeefyBoner

9 years ago |

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nobodyreadsusernamesanyway

I also can't downvote, it's a very rare disease

9 years ago |

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Nickicipi

I read them.

9 years ago |

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Aimanfire

all my nerves, they don't allow, for the sensation of negative points

9 years ago |

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baconsmellsreallygood

But thays not as catchy... as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know off by the wayside

9 years ago |

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jaaaaack

Our prices i hope aren't too low! Everything is black, I can't see a thing. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know!

9 years ago |

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ARealHumanandNotaChatBot

9 years ago |

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Nolfelix115

Username checks out

9 years ago |

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ARealHumanandNotaChatBot

9 years ago |

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Memelord718

Oooh weee

9 years ago |

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