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HMC while I do a news segment on this really big fish
I watch this again and again.
Reporting on these icy road conditions
As you can see the ice is thick enough to even support the weight of... well shit.
Bad dog tax
Dog Throws Tantrum In News
Found these on a slideshow site. I would give credit to the site but they didn't give credit for these images so I guess we're even.
VenkmanBURNinHELL
That one dude is not an Erykah Badu fan.
LeChien619
That tall hat wearing diva is Erykah Badu btw.
ThatsPermanent
#8 Honestly, though, we all reacted to the Lehman Bros new that way
CallMeSleeper
When he's turning to the viewers at the end. -
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Gloryhammer
Saskatoon news reporters have a knack for this kind of thing. https://youtu.be/1KuRDzQ-ufY
HolyShitZoom
Treadmill guy starts doing pushups/
jeffois
It's a setup. The interviewer is Lee Hart, a hilarious kiwi comedian.
Fartgoblinzz
Imostlyreactwithimages
I always upvote #10
ironfang69
Ian Rappoport
superbasile
#24 failed at the ninja school, I guess.
DethStar65
That's from a Peter Kay interview on a news channel
Rauchman
I dunno, the presenter didn't notice, looks pretty successful to me.
SwagicalYololord
Every ninja knows the land-swimming technique can only be used by people with a BMI under 19.
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Who, where?
aboxacaraflatafan
He's crazy. That guy isn't even trying to hide. He's doing a news show, for goodness sake.
coronalmassejection
I like how that nice reporter tried to catch that cyclist in #3
penultimatewarrior
This is missing that clip of the guy at some festival accidentally washing his hands in a urinal
Berlinthebattleturtle
D:
Kurojosh
Got the YouTube clip for that for anyone who hasnt seen it https://youtu.be/0-OYM7AhW7Q
KittyDreams4Real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q
aboxacaraflatafan
I'm laughing and cringing at the same time. How horrilarious.
KittyDreams4Real
That's funny and horrible
DuttyThaDude
#8 is Richard Christie and Sal Governale, both staffers of the Howard Stern show. They live to do stuff like that.
ironfang69
ha didn't notice - Bababooey!
PamInHR
Hit em with the Hein!
DuttyThaDude
If anyone wants something funny to listen to in the background while they do something, look up their tradio phonyphone calls. They're gold
clutchthepearls
It would've been funnier if they knew how to commit to a bit.
ironfang69
They do much worse gay stuff like like each other taints - they commit.
neutraditionalist
i listened to a bit the other day where richard put dick cheese from sal's unwashed foreskin on his lip...
Fartgoblinzz
theadventuresofpotatoman
HEY Ive been there!
CaCaKatana
Did she get hit by TWO balls?!
Fartgoblinzz
I like to think that's where the impact zone was
Iaimtomisbehave
Nice job Rover!
dontstopheremoondoggy
#14 what is she talking about? Touchin tips and smokin pole?
ToK16
Was it a vibrating toothbrush?
GrabEmByTheEmbassy
Yes. On a loose tooth I believe, or a teething baby. And it's certainly Canadian. It's got WHL scores at the bottom.
munichredman
#8. Sal and Richard. #sternshow
MaxZimuss
Came here to say that! Those maniacs are hilarious.
notthefunniestguy
#10 honestly laughed out loud
Neitn
Loving this!!
noneofthemwork
definitely one of my all-time favorites. it just gets funnier every time you watch!!
IdonthaveasquaretospareIcantspareasquare
Definitely the best one by far!
icculus1284
He looked like he deliberately slapped him in the face. "Fuck this guy in particular".
imblackityblackyall
Especially because the reporter looked so proud of himself
jwatt32
sisterofthemoon
My favorite!
heXonyou
I love how the other guy is just watching like "wtf is this guys problem..."
hyaenidae
Wtf is that?? Is it a gecko?!
JadeNB1729
"Leggo my gecko!"
kdizzlejizzle
What was that?
SoSpooky
Looks like a gecko ... Wiki: uroplatus sikorae
kdizzlejizzle
Thank you!!!
Caldaque
Judging from color, the flat broad tail, and mad jumping skillz I am guessing it is a leaf-tailed gecko.
kdizzlejizzle
Thank you!
ThisFrickenGuy
I may need a 2nd opinion, but I'm fairly certain it's a news reporter.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
So much better with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ML5ymlCFA
GeraSol13
Come on dude, it's just a lizard!!
CWMoudi
I'm at work. I've been laughing like a fucking hyena for 5 mins. Send help!
jennybelly
Is that Erykah Badu??
jbak
yes
paintjob
Most definitely
ihatewarmpickles
Mos Def
hyaenidae
82.331% sure it is
Yanov
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/042013/1365704260_pakistani_reporter_slaps_kid.gif
frondy
Who leaves a treadmill running like that?
vitorsly
What, you just walk out of it? You jump?
ImAPoser
people that do interval sprints, but usually they dont leave, just a break. Also, it'd be making noise, so im not sure what his excuse is
captainspaz
Its staged. Its from satire sports show in nz.
twfeline
Even knowing what he was doing, that thing about flipped him all the way around.
circlebreaker
This is what the emergency-tethers are for. I wince whenever I see someone running w/o it...
JadeNB1729
My gym's emergency tethers are broken, and they refuse to replace them. Ah, university gyms.
DarthMannCookies
Dat fit girl in the background of it doe
DarthMannCookies
Sorry in puberty
pandaman212
Oh hey the last one is my local news station. That's Mike Sobel!
Fielderism
Edmonton Alberta
pandaman212
Yee
CalvinMcFly
#14 WTF is she talking about???
ByronByroff
About how her toddler loved her toothbrush because it would vibrate & helped with the teething. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyRsXwaVk9I
ByronByroff
About how her toddler loved her toothbrush because it would vibrate & helped with the teething. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyRsXwaVk9I
Mardevac
Was that Erykah Badu???
contrabille
Which one I missed it and don't wanna go back though all of them.
DickPicsForTitPics
the one with the hat
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Yes.
HydeAndSeek
Missed a good un https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2012/12/manfallsonicegif1.gif
bezeta
man fall so nice gif
justlurkingmovealong
Fuuucckk his head smacked that sidewalk
freezingpilot
Good news is he was probably already unconscious from hitting the wall on the way down.
shadeslayer268
Well, at least he got ice on it right away
Moobbles
Ah yes, the Irish legend.
ItsJustMeDave
Ah the mighty ice fall guy, also the last time it properly snowed in Dublin and he still walked fast like a twat
ask2142
That's not a blooper. That was a report about icy weather with a warning on slippages. It's shown every year. Seen them recorded. Not live.
OwlAlmighty
The one with the car on ice happened literally 10 minutes from my house
chryslerseabring
I thought it almost looked fake. How does the car sink that quickly with all the windows up? I guess it's a heavy car.
summersunny
We live near each other then! :D
apphacker
What's the story behind that one? Who's car was it? Why were they filming it?
OwlAlmighty
I have no idea, sometimes you have to go to Imgur to see what happens in your nabourhood. But it must have been a while back.
twfeline
Ice melts under your car. News at 11.
virsion4
GeraSol13
Come on dude, it's just a rooster!!
TheRealDeal75
Yeah and those fuckers are mean
MethGasolinePissLemonade
"Man runs away after being chased by the biggest blackest cock you've ever seen"
shotgunlc
This is the best one I've ever seen. I'm dying
leeuhnotlayuh
Omg I thought that was a boar's head....
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Where's the video for this?
virsion4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AdrmfjAhn0&feature=youtu.be
JadeNB1729
I guess you could say the reporter was … chicken.
GeraSol13
(Triggered) nobody calls me... chicken.
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Ha
IamAlwaysTriggered
I makes joke.
ALoneTenno
wayyyy better with sound though XD
Blacklistedone
Source?
ALoneTenno
https://youtu.be/2AdrmfjAhn0
faebala
. To check back when it’s not the middle of the night and I can watch this with sound.
Blacklistedone
You're right. It's soooo much better with sound!
ALoneTenno
His scream as he runs away literally makes me cry from laughter xD
TheLlamaOfGBGoogle
FrozenFoodGuy
The way he ran away waving his hands in the air! This one never gets old. @OP should add this one to the list
jwatt32
He can't even
veeamjiias
You should check that morning show out. It's awesome. Channel 9 Today. Youtube has higlight channels of it.
howboutyadontladiesandgentlemenSCOTTYDONT
There's a black cock joke somewhere in here
JupitersWitch
You have to hold it just right or it goes all squirrelly on ya.
WizardOfRaz
He couldn't handle the big black cocktail all by himself, so he got a friend to help
snarkybitch
Sweet catch Dad, you dropped your baby tho
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
He's lucky he didn't break baby's spine
justlurkingmovealong
Yea that kid is probably a serial killer now
Loowhoo
I thought once men became fathers, they get their dad reflexes.
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
until age 12 your skeleton isn't really made of bone, it's made mostly of cartilage. that's why children are so damn durable
harley504
Literally looked like he tried to kick the kid to break the fall like you do with a phone lol
newworldtraveller
Won the battle, lost the war
Chalybos
"Holy shit ... glad the wife wasn't around to see that."
thelefthandN7
Too bad she watches the news...
Chalybos
"Whaaaaaat? No, that wasn't me hon, you know I'd never do something that irresponsi ... no, that's an OLD bruise on his forehead."
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Spider-man's patented "sense" has gone downhill.
1creamybaby
He's become jaded. He was going to let her crack her head until he realized the goo would get on his shoes
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
She just lets herself fall like that. Stupid lady
NeukenInDeKeukenYa
I think he just barely caught her right at the end. Hard to tell
Huibui
I almost woke my kid up by laughing so loud.
madinosaur
Ever since he started drinking...
JefftheIntern
It was Gwen. She's dead now.
avenlanzer
Give him a break, he just finished masturbating
joc101
Lol wut, oh shit
fadecomic
Probably couldn't see out of those eyes.
burgerandy
WeeblesWobble
This is the scene they cut from Civil War that leads up to Tony Stark making improvements to his suit.
MrInconspicuous
#6 is either actually Johnny Depp or the best cosplay I've ever seen
OperatorTX13
Not sure if Jack Sparrow or cosplay
amazach
Not sure if Captain Jack Sparrow or cosplay
Derodric
"Oh my god.. stop it"
aninvisiblemaniac
is there sauce for this I want to hear what she saya
imshibagel
What he did was funny sure but unnecessarily creepy...it wasn't even just a quick sniff he stayed in her face. Id hate to be a reporter
AvariceAeternna
The way he behaves with his hands is so on point I'd have to assume the man has previous experience as Jack Sparrow.
NDobz
The reason i gave this post +1... look at his hand when he comes running over. All limp wristed, now that is dedication! Also "parlay" haha!
AmbyCakes
It's a cosplay I've seen this video it's hilarious. The news anchor cussed a bit too.
Brandwin
Went to Disney World this past summer and the guy playing Jake Sparrow was spot on. Could have sworn it was him. Was amazing.
Brandwin
Him being Johnny Depp
goddamnitgivemeausername
Johnny Depp apparently hangs out in costume at the pirates of the carribean ride just for kicks. It's possible that was him.
Unravelled
It looks like they're on a set so I'm guessing he's the real deal.
OzmaAsimov
Asphalt street, painted crosswalk, backlit store signs...must be the Tortuga set!
jman12343
On set for what. Pirates of the Streets of New York City?
Sztywniak
I've seen a better one. And it was from a girl.
sadn00b
Well, This guy had the voice down as well.. Google Capn. Jack interrupts NBC news reporter. she goes "shit" & "son of a..." on live tv
Knicknackpaddywhack
https://youtu.be/xM6wodjxFYE for the lazy
Stache13081
I was impressed, thinking if that wasn't Depp, Depp should hire him.
dadanedude
Depp depp ... deppelep
nacko
"You thought that was me in Pirates of the Caribbean 11: Blerp Derp? Acting." - Depp maybe
Darkowl57
The police ended up taking him away, with him shouting out 'Parlay!' #OnlyPiratesOfTheCarribbeanFansWillKnow
kibateo
Jack sparrow, I've come to parlay. #OnlyDoctorStrangeFansWillKnow
moogloogle
Well, I for one understood that reference.
TheRealEalonMusk
What a mad cunt
TheHaloFollower
Without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever seen.
Darkowl57
But you have heard of him
underageotters
Well this was just a mess from the get go.
kapp70
I see you've met my ex wife
CokieMonster69
He got arrested for that? Nobody has a sense of humor anymore
MaurogDark
Actually he was arrested for numerous and sinister crimes against the Crown, smuggling, forgery, sailing under false colors, looting, ...
MaurogDark
... poaching, brigandage, depravity, vandalism, impersonating a Royal Navy and other British and Spanish officers and a Clergyman, ...
MaurogDark
... arson, kidnapping, piracy in the Caribbean Sea, perjury, theft and ransacking a rum shipment.
Darkowl57
Well I don't know about arrested, but he was taken away by security.... I think.
gingerloaf
pretty sure that was sexual assault
JustARichard
I think it's just normal assault
Fapperson
He grabbed her hair and smelled it. Not sexual assault by any means but it is definitely invading personal space and probably scared her.
Promethianfire
I want context for the woman miming a blowjob.
MasterWuu
Now THAT is the classicest of classics of all time
twfeline
Old habits die hard.
ProfessorDumbledorable
She was imitating her teething daughter's pleasure to have something to chew on.
g011um
Lisa Dutton. Anchor for our local station here in Saskatoon, Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyRsXwaVk9I
ivegottwolegs
Thank you! That was much better than I imagined!
Promethianfire
Oh yah that's a real help there, thanks!
Kellala
My mom pushed me for months to try to get a date with Kevin! Especially after I told her I saw him at a con wearing a My Little Pony hat.
dude1990
She was talking about using an electric toothbrush on her gums.
dude1990
She goes on for quite a while, oblivious to her co host reaction.
Apelehamamama
thanks for pointing out....makes it even funnier!
Vybors
She was acting out her toddler using her toothbrush to soothe teething. She murmurs 'oooh yeah' at one point, oblivious to the reaction.
tantricpooper
#23 Pretty sure plow drivers LIVE for that shit.
Sparru
Plow drivers live to get sued?
lakashnock
I spent 20 seconds reading live wrong
bestestfester
Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
mixel08
I don't know about some places but here in saskaton SK you can sue someone who splashes water on you when they drive by.
Plumbus
Stay in school kids!
captainredbeard530
We do
GentlemanScientist
I didn't see the R in "drivers" at first and was very confused.
TheMightyMotherFucker
I was the 666th up vote... guess I better down vote
noobwrench383
Can confirm, in the same union as them. Cops and reporters are targets. He knew what he was doing.
Threewisemen
Northern MN here, saw that one coming a mile away.
NanaNanaNanaNanaFLORIDAMAN
Can someone make a feels gif out of this?
Si11yG00SE
Just finished shoveling driveway out to road to get out. Plow comes, I wave him to move over, does the "-\_0.0_/- meh " and throws crap ton
imheretoreadthefunnies
Should have birdnapped Trudy
Pikkupanda
BeardlyScratchington
"And I said, kiss my asphalt!"
whitefalcon48
Ha, that was from my local news station, I saw that happen live!
ThatSmoothFuck
Yes, yes we do.
itsPixie
I was imagining the joy the driver felt when this happened, it must have been glorious
UnstoppableProductions
this happened in philly, he definitely felt glorious. i was watching this when it happened.
Mooninites
Plow drivers are total cunts. That's what happens when you place all the power in one persons hands... eventually it corrupts them
LazarusLongHasTimeEnoughForLove
I just got hired on with the city street maintenance crew. Can't wait to start plowing.
spiderhyphenjenn
In my town plow truck driver purposefully DESTROYS mailboxes and curbing. Same driver for 10 years even w/ numerous complaints by everyone
HotCrossNuns
Absolute plower corrupts absolutely.
imheretoreadthefunnies
I literally was going to say this exact same thing. Well done
phoenixinflight
why doesn't this have more upvotes?
OzmaAsimov
I know, right? Criminal.
Zetor
"News crew? " *floors it*
Darkspire
Huh, you're at 88 points. Probably about how fast he was going.
VesperalLight
Was he trying to time-travel or something?
Efreeti
Reporter saw some serious shit
MRSISTERFISTER69
Now it's at 195. *FULL THROTTLE*
Vhiyur
234?!? We're reaching plow speeds that shouldn't even be possible.
PolishSpaceProgram
LUDICROUS SPEED
MRSISTERFISTER69
Everything is possible when you're trying to get some motherfucking snow on a news crew.
frobert
824 LIGHT SPEED
TheNeverNude
That and breaking mailboxes
user287
My dad was "snowplowman" and destroying a mailbox was a big deal because the DOT had to pay to repair it
szepasszony
My neighbor actually had theirs on a long spring, they got so sick of this happening.
TheNeverNude
I used to live in northern Michigan. It's a way of life there.
szepasszony
Northern MN here. (well, at the time)
NovaSpartan
Seasonal snow plow driver here. We need to plow fast enough that it doesn't pile up, while not being so efficient we get hours cut.
SepticStorm
I always thought you needed to keep speed up (esp. when its deep) other wise it can get too heavy and you lose traction.
NovaSpartan
That's true if you're plowing heavy snow, but DOT dispatches us before snow falls so we can start once it gets to like, 3 inches.
NovaSpartan
When i spoke of speed, I meant that we're sometimes given many miles of road to plow, so we're fighting time and snowfall intensity.
SepticStorm
true, i guess if its still falling you need to get to all the roads before it gets too deep/heavy.
twfeline
Management should know that there are times you are going to finish early, but other times that it takes a lot longer.
NovaSpartan
Mgmt is the state's Department of Transportation, and a lot of it is contract work. They're in charge of hundreds of trucks at a time.
NovaSpartan
It's a bunch of people who may have never worked together before, coalescing in a storm, lead by radio/GPS into uncertain conditions. CHAOS
dannishadow
Managements everywhere should know that.
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dannishadow
Well, I guess. I mean you think that you don't pronounce the "L", but if you say it over and over, I'd swear that it's there somewhere.
WisconsinCheesing1
i was in seattle and someone did this with a puddle. i thought this shit only happened in movies. they even had two lanes to choose from.
pookieeatworld
I felt so bad cuz I did this to someone in highschool who was just walking to class. We laughed about it later on, but yeah...
mialynneb
I'm a Bengals fan and did this to a group of Browns fans as they were heading to PBS. As a 19 year old I laughed my ass off. Now I feel bad.
revcleo
It's illegal to purposefully splash people in the UK, it's called "driving without undue care"
DrDadJoke
Amurica!
justanothercarmechanic
In America it's illegal to not splash someone if given the opportunity. It's called failure to utilize comedic conditions, or fucc for short
HelpfulHomo
I have but 1 + to give you. But it is yours whole heartedly.
Darkspire
Don't forget to fire a weapon into the air as you do it.
Lfa3
Same in Brazil, but boy, when it's raining I just let the rain pour on me and carry my umbrella pointed sideways (to the road). No kidding.
Pikkupanda
Same with Canada.
Nawoi
Wait sorry. Isn't "without undue care" a double negative? Shouldn't it be "without due care?" Anyway good legislation there, i bike to work.
revcleo
First of all, yes, it's a typo. 2ndly I checked and without due care is actually mobile phone stuff, it's "without reasonable consideration"
papapajimbo
Should have something like that in Nice...
Calculussucks
Was, was that a joke.... I'm, I'm not sure how to take this comment.
papapajimbo
no no no! No joke... more laws to prevent such cruelty... As it's the only lever a society has to prevent such barbaric events!
Thethingfromtheshadows
Plus something about if there's grit or a stone in the puddle it could cause injury.
JewishMonk
Not to mention the possibility of hydroplaning
Thethingfromtheshadows
That's a really good point. Surprised it doesn't get mentioned
JohnnyTitelips
I mean it's a dick move but making it criminal is a bit excessive.
revcleo
http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/p_to_r/road_traffic_offences_guidance_on_prosecuting_cases_of_bad_driving/#a30
StormWingDelta
It's been more than harmless fun on enough occasions that it was warranted. How'd you like it if there was some rocks or something in there?
JohnnyTitelips
If someone is injured with rocks then that's assault, which is and should be illegal. But that's a different issue entirely.
Bystandr
Driving without due care and attention. 6 points and a huge fine in Canada. Cell phone use is 'distracted driving' (4 points). 10 points,
revcleo
http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/p_to_r/road_traffic_offences_guidance_on_prosecuting_cases_of_bad_driving/#a30
Bystandr
and bye bye license. (as well as car impounded 30 days in some cases)
revcleo
Wait, just checked, it's driving without reasonable consideration here, without due care is phone/smoking
revcleo
between 3 and 9 penalty points