MidnightLibrarian
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I was eating a bland lunch meat sandwich sometime around Halloween... And I was tired. Tired of making this staple food that was never as good as I wanted it to be... But why?
So I reached out to my favorite sandwich spots, did some research on the Web, and dug into recipes... And I think I found the basics to make any sandwich better.
For some reason I was never seasoning and dressing my veggies. Nearly every shop I talked to used either a dressing (vinaigrette) or even just simply spices and a pinch of salt.
Go try it. Take a bit of lettuce unprepped, and then a bit with just salt and pepper. See how much that pops?
Do this with all of your veggies. Little s&p, maybe some thematic herbs and spices... And you're already ahead of 90% of home sandwiches in 60 secs.
Veggies go on top or bottom. Middle veggies = a slippery slope for everything to fall off of.
Bread is so important. Whatever bread you do use? A light toasting will make it better.
You want a good sturdy bread to support your meat and toppings, and a bit of bite. There's a reason why the baguette and Italian hard roll are the most popular sandwich breads for real meaty subs. If you're making a pressed sandwich? Make sure the bread gives compression.
You can't beat my meat... Because I choose meats that are of the best quality I can afford. I then make sure my deli guy cuts them super thin, with the fattiest meats (prosciutto for instance if I'm being fancy) being cut thin enough to see through).
While building your sandwich don't just slap slices down. Pinch and bunch your meat, and let those natural folds aerate. When the sandwich gets pressed down the meat has a better mouth feel, less chewy but more full, and like in all things fluffing your meat makes it look bigger.
And lay down those fats. A medium to thick scrim of any fatty substance (butter, Mayo, cream cheese even) prevents the bread from getting soggy and protects the Constitution of your sandwich.
Deli wrapping compresses the sandwich allowing flavors to mingle. A nice parchment paper helps keep your sando for long periods, and then a quick center cut makes for a pretty bisection.
Test sandwich 7. This was my first real attempt at the base principles altogether and I have to tell you... Best Italian I've had. At around 6 oz meat and 3 oz cheese (still figuring out personal ratios) it comes out to around $5. Throw in some chips and a pickle and I have a delicious, meaty, savory bite that would have cost me twice as much at my local deli and added less than 10 mins prep time.
I've tried this basic 'sub shop' configuration with any number of deli meats from roast beef to bologna, traditional Italian to club, and it slaps.
Any other tips for sandwiches?
I hope you have a great weekend, and as Zevon said... Enjoy every sandwich.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain,
— ML
NarratesTheDarkerStory
Oh man this is good stuff. Why? Because it's accurate. And also? because it's sandwiches.
Start practicing advanced sandwich making by learning how to bake your own bread, or corn your own beef, or past your own rami. Then with the above techniques? You'll make a sandwich so good you'll unfortunately most likely have to kill anyone who eats it, aside from you of course. Sorry. It's THAT good.
letthecatout
I’m good with all that except the item called head cheese.
I have four tips:
1. Sliced onion. You doing it in rings aren’t you? Stop! Onion releases its flavour and aroma better when sliced vertically not horizontally.
2. Hard cheese must be grated. You expose more cheese surface area to your tastebuds for a richer fuller flavour.
3. Tomatoes. Add plenty of salt and lots of pepper then drizzle olive oil lightly across.
4. Egg. Mash the egg with salad cream, not mayonnaise! You’ll be delighted.
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
Carai an sandwich, my dude. I think that grammar is right, my Old Tongue is rusty
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
Oh, look! A deli meat!
evilspock
Good meat is key.
If you didn't watch them cut it, good chance it's not great. Make friend with the deli counter folks.
Good fresh deli meat sliced right is heaven.
MidnightLibrarian
I always go for thin on meatier cuts, paper thin on fatty meats, and slightly thin on bird meat. Seems to get the best balance of flavor and structure.
CoarseAndSalty
Jam on a deli meal sandwich can be astounding. A little raspberry jam on a ham sandwich or some lingonberry jam on turkey gives a nice mix of that salty and sweet. You can also find savory jams like Bacon Jam or Onion Jam, so good.
Nnoodles
I skimmed through your article, made some bullet points:
-If you are unsure if you are a bottom or a top veggie, don't be either, be a slippery middle veggie.
- You can never have too much tongue.
- If you are making a pressed sammich, double make sure your bottom gives you enough support..
- Makes sure you give a good fluffing for the biggest meat in your sandwich action.
CoarseAndSalty
Phrasing but will 1000% agree on thin spiced folded meats. There's somehow so much more meat flavor from the same mass of meat when it's fluffy.
KaptenN
Four mayonnaises, but no mustard?
MidnightLibrarian
Gotta lay down foundations. I've got 6 mustards atm along with a dozen different sauces but we're working on base construction. Mustard direct to bread= sog
dingodango
Any language nerds that can tell me which language/dialect “Dovie’andi se tovya sagain” is? Current guess is a dialect of Italian (approximating “dovunque vai, si trovi di nuovo”).
Jessebob42
Mayo? No thanks.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
My husband makes an amazing pastrami and cheese sub with a peppercorn sauce. Yum yum
gbdesigns1111
Yo, Sorry to barge in on a well put together post but did you just gloss over le fromage ?
spamjam
Lightly toast before assembly, then toast again after
BonkyMcSignFace
I can’t fit a sandwich in my toaster
MidnightLibrarian
CoarseAndSalty
Half-pan your sandwitch in the oven on broil for like 10 minutes. Get your meats warmed up and your bread toasty, then pull out, layer with your nice cold veggies and press. Also great with cheese on your sandwich for that nice melty texture.
growlingmeattank
Totally agree. For grilled cheese a variation of this is to assemble the sandwich and butter both outsides. Preheat an oven to about 350F. Toast one side of the sandwich in an oven safe pan over medium heat. Flip and put into the oven until both sides are toasty. Heat will melt the cheese throughout and toast the bread without burning. Use multiple types of cheese for the best results
InitHello
I've always found a garlic aioli to be an *excellent* fatty substance for sandwiches
MidnightLibrarian
Venture out! I like Italian seasoning, sometimes a lil cumin depending, thyme, savory, beau monde... So many options!
InitHello
As many options as there are spices, which is the beauty of foodinating :D
laylowdown
It’s time to roll the dice on delicious sammiches, op!!!
TgCCL
The pumpernickel in the bread image is a travesty. Zero relation to pumpernickel besides the colour.
mindstorm8191
I'm always taking sandwiches to work - there's no way I can afford fast food every day. My normal ingredients include cheese and pickles, but I'll add tomatoes, lettuce, even pepperoni if we have it
taez555
I thought it was "Enjoy every sandwich"?
MidnightLibrarian
Corrected
GravyEducation
The Piano Fighter!
mercswar
I miss @MrSwissroll s sandwich posts
Sultana
Aw man, me too! Was so happy when he came back with hotdogs
WarmeChocolademelk
Me three! I looked forward to seeing his post every week.
Wapusk
Shredded lettuce also creates a matrix for your condiments. Keeping the mayo in place and also stopping it from just being lube to squoosh those middle veggies out the backside.
KMSigma
Don't roll the dice when it comes to sandwiches. A bad sandwich is worse than the Dark One's eyes any day.
porphyre1e00
I'm confused. I thought this was about cooking? Where's the three page story about how your long-dead grandmother taught you how to cook, like she learned during the war??
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porphyre1e00
The old imgur would beat you with jumper cables!!!!
FetteredJuvenescence
Shredding lettuce is too much work. I buy shredded lettuce at the store sometimes, because it *is* better for sandwiches, but I never use it all before it goes bad, so I usually don't bother with lettuce at all.
MidnightLibrarian
https://youtube.com/shorts/j1l7uAyRB-k?si=KWnynP4BCmaX5HP2 it's pretty easy if you do it either the roll or snap and stack method. Good technique for herbs as well, just do it to your preferred size.
FetteredJuvenescence
Yeah I'm not that confident with a knife. I'd cut a finger off or something.
MidnightLibrarian
Get yourself 10 lbs of potatoes and have your knife sharpened professionally, cost you like 10 bucks. Then find a tutorial for cutting and practice. There are hand techniques that keep you very safe, and once you learn it? You have it forever. Can learn comfort with a knife in a weekend.
necrojoe
I'll expand on the fat/mayo step. Use this concept as a base for a flavorful sandwich lube. Take one cup of mayo, sour cream, or greek yogurt, and blend in 1 or two canned chipotles in adobo for a simple, cheap, kick-ass creamy chipotle spread. Alternatively: any chopped fresh flavorful herbs like dill or tarragon, or pesto, or chili crisp, or roasted mashed garlic, or curry powder, or gochujang...
MidnightLibrarian
Yes! Seasoning can and honestly should be thrown in at each point, but simple start and experimentation is the best
runfloristrun
Professional secret: using a frying pan, lightly coat the bread you want to toast with mayonnaise. Works better than butter and is really crispy.
Noracs
I might try that.
GravyEducation
Works as well as butter* whether you use butter or mayo is personal preference, I only mayo it up if I don't have butter since it does taste different.
sargentrock
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Some men just want us to have tasty sandwiches.
BoobJiggle
Missing French's spicy brown mustard, dill pickles, banana peppers / pepperoncini, jalapenos, and a half inch thick slab of Swiss cheese.. on top of some crunchy sourdough bread.
(Turkey and pepperoni, black olives, spinach, are the other ingredients)
And then a splash of vinegar, red or white to taste
GravyEducation
If you want good mustard buy Inglehoffers. Kicks the shit out of French's all day every day. I like to get the stone ground mustard to use with mayo (don't mix before hand, use your knife, that way every bite has a little variation of mustard oomph. Mostly sandwiches crave consistency but not if I'm going for a mayo/mustard combo
BoobJiggle
I despise mayo, but if the opportunity presents itself I will definitely try your mustard recommendation, thank you
GravyEducation
Check the mustard section, idk if everyone can get it but doesn't hurt to check. Very distinct bottle, look for the left guy
BoobJiggle
The color of both of those seem rather on appetizing lol
GravyEducation
Unappetizing or on appetizing? I'm just pointing out the inglehoffer packaging if you wanna look for whatever style suits your preference. They have good shit. I realize I sound like an ad but I'll fight for inglehoffers
TotallyNotDave
I would eat the hell out of that sandwich.
https://imgur.com/7LCxTue
MidnightLibrarian
I was testing a theory of separating meats with thick cheese vs layering cheese... Incredible sandwich, if a bit sloppy
TotallyNotDave
It doesn't have to be pretty, it just has to be good.
WhatzitTooya
Very good tips, now I just need fresh ingredients and not just what my fridge would offer me at the time...
MidnightLibrarian
The only fresh ingredient I got here is lettuce. Pickled peppers, onions, etc can work or even just make whatever
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Add potato chips to the sandwich.
NorrinxRadd
Kettle cooked for soft bread, and regular for a tougher chewy bread.
mmodlin
Aka redneck lettuce
SirYumYum
Back when I was brown-bagging it for work, I'd put harvest cheddar sun chips in a separate bag, then add them to the sandwich right before I ate. Total game-changer.
MrTrevorBelmont
kisselFL
abidelunacy
Lays BBQ on tuna basil...
MidnightLibrarian
You wanna get someone killed? Those are advanced techniques
Penelelop
Corn chips are good too
SirYumYum
One of my favorite sandwiches at the place near my last job was peanut butter, corn chips, and honey.
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
LeftRightThere
Boxingjedi
funny and wholesome!
thekeyofe
I love the little upward tone at the end of "I made you a sandwich?" like it's a question.