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donner73
Luke Wilson?
PenileErection
I really wonder if it works.
chaaaaals
"Those are two measurements"
nursejr210
Repost, yet still a glorious repost!
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I desperately want to be friends with him.
themaxx64
Sploosh
awildblakeappeared
dude......charge your phone
ihans
'I'm 6foot&4inches. Those are 2 measurements' - LOL
BalaclavaBob
Sounds like a keeper.
BeachComber620822
lol
nebosuke
If that's his wife in the photo, I'll sleep with him if I get to sleep with her too.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Some would want both.
airbrushedvan
Pete Johannson. He has a special on Netflix.
tgozzygozz
I'm 5foot&8inches.... That's one measurement, I'll let you find which ;)
MrGinger042
I would say best of luck to this person but, I don't think it is needed.
cyclone0619
4inches tall with a 6 foot penis. That's the most hung little person in the universe.
GoldyBronzyIrony
0x000000F3
Only like the fifth repost this week
knifeskills
Manboobs!!
MrRandom314159
Unless they're serious.
browsib
"I'm 6foot&4inches. Those are two measurements."
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Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Needs the second part
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Needs the second part
iamBreadPitt
Too much confidence for a 4inch snek.
scuba7jb
"It's not the size of the ship; it's the motion of the ocean"
MarcMAGA
Fucking Pete
originalBabewiththePower
I wonder how much action he gets from this profile.
DisembodiedHead
Tinder Gold!
BecozImBatman
4 inches?! Is that a joke or sarcasm?
TheLodown
Always upvote Pete, 41
FlyNaked
Who cares if it is a repost. Not everyone has seen it.
BecozImBatman
No everyone... Yes true...
Cheller101
I can't count how many times I've seen this same post
BecozImBatman
It is easy to count.. U stat with 1, then 2, afterwards 3, 4 and 5.... Or Google "english numbers"
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
I love it. Seen it before but I still love it. This is basically every woman's profile on dating sites.
EcchiNeko
ohh, is that the joke? i kind of see it now
aleister94
wow imgur really can link anything to be about complaining about women
Dawnstempest
Away with ye white knight.
ivegotarashman
I often have to remind myself that most of these people are pretty lonely and not just a little bitter - and also very fond of hyperbole.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
egsthyj
Repostingjimmy
You having a fucking stroke man?
thewhifflingtit
Lol.
FusRoDoodles
But he's missing the part where he says he's fun loving and a little bit nerdy, not like all the other girls.
Honeynutkeagles
Mine says that water doesn't go in hot chocolate but it seems as though I'm doing it wrong!
AnthonyBlumpkins
Classy sassy and a bit smart-assy
thejerg
That's a different profile.
IWasInThePool
And also only here for new friends and maybe some networking.
YourPalCthulhu
Also the dog snapchat filter photo
thomasisabigfatweiner
Am I the only one absolutely disgusted by that? Like those animal filters literally make me feel sick to the stomach, like looking at vomit
FusRoDoodles
First time I saw it it was on a giggling baby. I thought it was cute. When I found out ho's use it I was really sad...