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Mr.Hopkins tax
Jimthebutler
#13 a baby should not be that close to a fire
illogicalphallusies
#10 no.....no it doesnt....
muswellhillbilly
#28 make love not war
PetiteMortAuFromage
Apple time, bitches. ?
Mellayellafella1441
#19.
ThomasHalf
Well I LOVE Mr Hopkins!
ScarecrowSticks
illogicalphallusies
#17 fuck yeah! i swear at my baby all the god damn fucking time. not much time left before they're repeat stuff
EvilKrikkit
Aw. Pretty bunny.
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This ^
BlueSheep
#23 Cats do respond to their names, if you teach him to understand it's his name. Will mostly only respond if it's his true owner calling.
bubblejam
#9 ew
CobaltAzurean
NationofSchrad
A case where real life is worse than fiction…
bubblejam
#12 was really hoping they’d go somewhere ☹️
PurpleHippo664
#1 I'm bipolar, this explains a lot!
lookingOknaked
#24 I mean, at least I would use drugs, not just read the same book for the 11th time.
TerribleAwful
AxellTheDragon
BroncoFan17
AceBandito
#1 Is that an offer? Are you threatening me and my cat?
ikeepmessingthingsup
Guys, the dog in #11 — does it not have a tail?
trustrusts
Well...shit
bubblejam
Yea whatttttt
beeboobot
Wait... does every culture not take a picture and then take a silly one? Do they not get how funny it is?
pritolus
#14 as a Norwegian I don't know what apple sauce is and find this expression profoundly disturbing. Why not just say "cross legged"?
Avaunt247
it used to be known as indian style, but that is not acceptable anymore. So this is what they teach kids instead, so I heard.
pritolus
Again, what's wrong with "cross legged"?
Grendalloffen
As a fellow Norwegian, I know right? 'mericans and the weird stuff they do.
Eldibs
#21 Excuse me? We invented dogs.
moshthun
Yeah, but this comic is edited. The original has a Guinea pig, but they changed it to a dog.
ILDL
We also invented god. So the logic still follows.
MisunderstoodAsshole
Howdoyoulikedemapples
Murder log scritches
suttonsboot
There is no lizard, there is only boobs
BlueskydragonFX
AcuteSarcasm
I was VERY stressed watching that.
ZombeyHepburn
Dead or drugged.
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Taxidermy
CeterumCenseo
Nope, Chuck Testa!
ravenflies
ThaWhiteRanger
I'd say drugged. Look at her eyes.
MrBassoonBro
Bahahahahaha
KitteyWolf
Fun fact if treated like a pet [and with respect] they can very much like pets/scritches, and baths.
KitteyWolf
i follow someone who adopted a juvenile gator that couldnt be released into the wild and shes great [both the human and the gator]
KitteyWolf
you still need to remember they're giant killing machines though[hence the respect]