This is a bad idea. If you have big boobs, you need a breast guard. Otherwise you're gonna accidentally catch a boob with the string and it will hurt like a bitch. There's a reason the Amazonians allegedly cut off their left breasts.
The reason that stupid myth exists is that people from the modern age with modern medicine think that Amazonians had similar levels of medical knowledge, skill, and supplies. Well, they didn't.
Like that 1 dumbshit who made a "suicide vest" out of firecrackers. Sure, it hurt like hell, and he got 3rd-degree burns, but he got famous, so it's totally worth it for him.
The older I get, and the more I see the potential for completely unnecessary life altering or ending injuries in clips like these ...the harder it gets to find anything funny in them.
Weird, I'm the opposite. When I was younger I'd think "oh no, those poor people!" Now I just go "Ha! Idiots!" Unless innocent bystanders get hurt, of course.
Her name is Bonnie Lee Brown (she posted this video on her Twitter which is her real picture and name...so this isn't me doxxing anyone). She had to go to the hospital because that pole pierced her cheek...it didn't go "up". She had to get stitches and a tetanus shot.
Ahhh yes, that reminds me of an unfortunate sledding accident when I was young. Going down a neighbors hill on a UFO sled and the sled slid out from under me but I keep sliding down. I run over something at the bottom that cuts through my snow pants, jeans, and underwear. Quite a few stitches later my sister and I go back to see what we ran over. I have a scar on my asscheeks from a pair of caribou antlers in my neighbors back yard. It’s my quintessential Alaskan story.
When I was younger I read a series of vampire books that included a necropheliac necromancer with a garden trowel that would say things like "johnny makes his own holes" and since that memory lives in my brain I thought it could also live in yours.
Bro, I've been playing that on a loop laughing my ass off for the last 30 minutes now. Home slice put it on auto shooting it up in the air, and then left just one round to shoot as a homeboy in the leg fucking Classic.
I mean obviously this guy is behind stupid but for some reason the fact that he doesn't have ear protection when firing a gun indoors takes the stupid cake for me
I mean.... the glass didn't appear to break? Also that looked like some flat packed Ikea bullshit not an actual piece of furniture so kinda it is what it is?
Maybe the one friend who didn't really really wanna help in the first place knew it. So rather than be a bad friend and whine and bitch, he decided to be a better friend and "do all he could" to help. Even devised of a better way to get the furniture down to the 1st floor. You know, the easy way.
Did you notice when we first see the guy in red holding the rope? That look on his face was not radiating confidence in the successful conclusion of the entire enterprise.
I know several men who, despite being professionally trained in auto body, auto tech, HVAC, or carpentry, are completely clueless when it comes to everything else in their lives.
My ex-husband was a mechanical engineer but didn't have the sense that God gave a chicken. One day he decided to drive his pickup truck with the tailgate down because he said it would improve gas mileage. He did this even with stuff in the back, most of which promptly fell onto the road.
Someone who knows the floor can hold more weight than the shelf. It's designed to allow as much as possible to be stacked on the floor under it. They don't expect grown adults to pull on the shelves sideways with their body weight while trying to climb them. They expect adults to be smart enough go grab a step stool or ladder. OSHA regulations are clear on the matter of using anything not designed for being used as a ladder as a ladder. In this case she violated the regulation, 100% her fault.
In this case fault would lie with the employer; a heavy load above head height is unacceptable, doubly so if said shelf isnt fastened to a stud. Additionally, unless the boss has a log of when she was trained about getting things down from high shelves, her actions are also on the employer. And even if trained, the structural violation heavily outweighs the behavior violation. Theres a surprising amount of code surrounding shelving
Show me that regulation that a heavy load above head height is unacceptable. Your whole reply is some nonsense wishful thinking. 1910.23 is the OSHA rule for ladders and there is no employe training requirements. Just requirements for employers on types of ladders allowed and what condition they must be in. Maybe if you're going to get into an argument with a person online over OSHA standards do you homework before talking to someone who's been a shop safety officer for the last 12 years.
I'm going to doubt that. Here is the official OSHA rules(1926.250) on material storage. Note nowhere does it specify that shelving be attached to a wall. Because in an earthquake shelfs need to rock at there natural rhythm to avoid collapse, attaching them to a wall ensures they don't and will collapse. An inspector would know this, you're lying because you think I don't know any better. https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1926/1926.250
Counterpoint: she shouldn’t have used a flat of soda(?) as a step stool. Have I done it? Sure. Have I seen a chef do it with similar results? Yeah. But she shouldn’t have.
OSHA forbids climbing on anything not designed to be climbed on in order to prevent things like this. If you can't reach it get a ladder. If there is no ladder then it's up to the boss to get a suitable ladder if they want you to get things off that shelf. She took a shortcut and paid for it.
These kinds of shelves are built to work with vertical force, not horizontal force. Grabbing a side shifts the centre of gravity and makes it come crumbling down, they are simply not designed to work that way. It is still overloaded, tho.
Side forces are foreseeable to anyone with a few working brain cells, it is a requirement to withstand a decent amount of side force, for anything that isn't shit.
Ma i get that knot everyone has studied how load bearings work or has any chance to be awake in high school when newton physics laws were explained, or any other stuff on the matter, but i belive that in the instruction manual of the scaffolding it is written down how much weight it can handle and not to climb/attach anything on the side
So first off, learn to spell my guy. It makes it easier to understand what you mean. We have no way of knowing if the structure was overloaded just by watching a video. So you can't claim it was since neither of us know. Like I and you both agree, she should not be pulling on it from the side. Overloaded or not that OSHA violation is what brought the shelving unit down. That is a fact.
pullingsixty
#8 Two reds, what could go wrong?
Vendura
#1
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
#10 is that how ships do poos?
baldbear
Nonono, it just laid an egg.
ForrestDwellingDonkey
#10 this kills the truck
smhippy
Also, they can't park there.
CouldntCakeLess
algoritham
StormCrowMith
notagoodspelller
#1 - Yep, bottomed out.
TupacAintDead
#5 the bartender was sick of her shit.
amiller12142
#6 takeaway: don't set up your storeroom like a house of cards.
WhoUhz
“No, I got this.”
JiffyDealer
Zioxyl
lol
derrymerbles
Can’t figure out who I like more
JiffyDealer
OhIfIMust
Lakih
"oww, my tittie"
LadyNetrex
2074red2074
This is a bad idea. If you have big boobs, you need a breast guard. Otherwise you're gonna accidentally catch a boob with the string and it will hurt like a bitch. There's a reason the Amazonians allegedly cut off their left breasts.
trigonman3
The reason that stupid myth exists is that people from the modern age with modern medicine think that Amazonians had similar levels of medical knowledge, skill, and supplies. Well, they didn't.
sturmhauke
The one boob thing is a Greek tall tale. Amazons were likely based on Scythians, whose women often fought alongside the men.
OhIfIMust
We're only seeing the right one, here.
bigboneded
Physics is undefeated.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Oh the price of internet fame
OhIfIMust
Like that 1 dumbshit who made a "suicide vest" out of firecrackers. Sure, it hurt like hell, and he got 3rd-degree burns, but he got famous, so it's totally worth it for him.
sweateryams
#1
finnwin
UncleScarwasright
#3. Shake it off, shake it off...
Tjitso
#6 that's not really her fault though
kikisdeliveryservice
#5 manages to minimise spillage, so you can tell she's a professional.
Fanner50
‘Ass on a bar’ rarely ends well.
snatchingbabies
Hadnt noticed until you said something but that really was some remarkable coordination in the middle of remarkable uncoordination
cuddleskunk
A professional...what?
tgeliot
Drunk, obviously.
LarvaLamp
A drunktional, if you will.
ComoSeIguana
#8 that was just as magical as this
dontfloatmygoat
Scissor sisters
omegaprimus01
So this is what docking is?
ProlapseInferno
Is this how you get testicular torsion?
BillyM00n
That's poetry in motion!
RichardPotato
What were they going for??
KentKnifen
The Flying Nut High-Five.
Peffse
Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
TakeAChillPill16
Gay sex is weird
blackmetalcoyote
3rdoption
pullingsixty
#4 Your tie downs broke.
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
#1 I've seen the aftermath of this one. That metal rod was hollow and punched a hole through her thigh
FAILEDattempttostartaslowclap
The older I get, and the more I see the potential for completely unnecessary life altering or ending injuries in clips like these ...the harder it gets to find anything funny in them.
LarvaLamp
Weird, I'm the opposite. When I was younger I'd think "oh no, those poor people!" Now I just go "Ha! Idiots!" Unless innocent bystanders get hurt, of course.
AgnosticPaladin
You're both right: I also think "Idiots!", but i also don't find them funny.
BenderBendingRrrrrrodriguez
#3, Aziz, LIGHT
imgonnaralph
Oohh! right up Main Street
furballsoffury
Twix or Hershey? Couldn't tell.
Gargantubrain43
Khatapillah
Surprise butt sex?
Cilvaa
Looked like the back of his thigh
Hobbes305
The tamper-proof seal was broken!
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
I thought it was the Hershey Highway.
andwings2go
#1 Wow that went way up there.
GeofrontTmP
Elbow Deep
4vie
No; it didn't. It pierced one of her buttocks, it didn't go anywhere meant as an exit point. But yes, it did go pretty far through the wound
cuddleskunk
Her name is Bonnie Lee Brown (she posted this video on her Twitter which is her real picture and name...so this isn't me doxxing anyone). She had to go to the hospital because that pole pierced her cheek...it didn't go "up". She had to get stitches and a tetanus shot.
Lucallia
ahhhhhh why did i read that. My god damned ability to visualize is too strong for this.
ThatHappensToMeSometimes
Ahhh yes, that reminds me of an unfortunate sledding accident when I was young. Going down a neighbors hill on a UFO sled and the sled slid out from under me but I keep sliding down. I run over something at the bottom that cuts through my snow pants, jeans, and underwear. Quite a few stitches later my sister and I go back to see what we ran over. I have a scar on my asscheeks from a pair of caribou antlers in my neighbors back yard. It’s my quintessential Alaskan story.
cuddleskunk
Caribou-boo?
andwings2go
Wasn’t insinuating “where” it went way up, just looks like it did
cryborg
Zalm
1. I love Ron White. I dont care how drunk he is doing the shows, its still funny.
2. Peak Florida Man behavior.
TsubakiTragic
did he win his law suit against Sears?
Salpinus
Is he the one talking about how he got so many BJs when in the army and then discovering the nature of those selling them?
BrotherOwl
I think that was Bill Engvall
AlabamaNerd
Nah it was White. I saw it recently. Thought it was hilarious.
Salpinus
It was!
fractalsphere
#1 always wanted the audio to go along with this video
cryborg
https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/girl-sits-on-spike/3361243780589455/
fractalsphere
LOL the slower ones.. Crazy how you just had that to whip out - thank you!
Derfboy
cryborg
I just found it on YouTube too for those of us trying to avoid fb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUcepSmNHj8
baldbear
Surprise buttsex.
fractalsphere
Oh I'm pretty sure that made a whole new hole down there. O.o
xlr82xs
When I was younger I read a series of vampire books that included a necropheliac necromancer with a garden trowel that would say things like "johnny makes his own holes" and since that memory lives in my brain I thought it could also live in yours.
fractalsphere
If you remember the particular series of books, I might be interested in checking them out. Just saying. ;)
xlr82xs
I'm pretty sure it was the necroscope series.
forsteri80
#9 it warms my cold dead heart to see idiots playing with guns get shot
TierfreierNichtraucherhaushalt
NOYLL
As long as it's the ones with the guns themselves, and not their children or people around them.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
It's not always the idiots, but can be someone near them that gets shot. Saw one where a bride died at her wedding due to a gun idiot.
thaGh0stD0g36
Bro, I've been playing that on a loop laughing my ass off for the last 30 minutes now. Home slice put it on auto shooting it up in the air, and then left just one round to shoot as a homeboy in the leg fucking Classic.
ChelVanin
This is likely a wedding. I saw a similar video in the dark days of liveleak where someone killed a kid.
Hal1918
The earlier bullets could still kill when they come back down https://www.newscientist.com/lastword/mg25233622-900-can-bullets-fired-upwards-cause-injuries-when-they-return-to-earth/
Kiares
Inshallah.
MaybeTechishPerson
That almost seems intentional though
cryborg
thespaceghetto
I mean obviously this guy is behind stupid but for some reason the fact that he doesn't have ear protection when firing a gun indoors takes the stupid cake for me
StevieTheAussie
“Yeah the vest failed, the guy shot himself point-blank in the stomach. His ears are okay though.”
Zalm
I mean, honestly, it probably will stop the bullet, but even then, alot of times, an injury from being shot while wearing a vest is broken ribs.
stseregh
He's got good protective padding underneath lol
codeacrobat
he didn't learn it early on.
RandomQuack
Poor kid. Older brother probably told him to do that.
pretengineer
If this was my online legacy, I think I'd be a maniac
AllMyPain
or a dancer.. Can be both too
swedeonamoose
#2 Youd think the combined experiene of 2 adult men would have told them that asingle strap around the middle was a really bad idea
TheOneThatGotBanned
Unless it was a fake... Few more like these around, larger stuff with a dinky string... Lazy makes the day, at least no one was there to get hit by it
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
The guy giggling knew what was about to happen.
SeeJenJen
It looks like there are four adult men… But maybe some drinks we had before beforehand. Good thing they took it in good spirit.
VaultGirl69
Well, I assume from the laughter that they didn't much care for the furniture. It seems kind of a "fuck it, lets see what happens" thing.
wadatahmydamie
That ain’t goinaaahhhh beans
cryborg
*4
Cooper1977
I mean.... the glass didn't appear to break? Also that looked like some flat packed Ikea bullshit not an actual piece of furniture so kinda it is what it is?
sturmhauke
True, even if tied properly it might still have fallen apart. I have a bookcase that absolutely will not survive another move.
vanishinggirl
I still laughed just as much as they did!
dreyfusslugado
I especially like the pathetic little strip of packing tape across the rope on top, obviously intended to hold the rope centered on the cabinet.
Teratoid
That was especially careful of them.
GreenMnM
Maybe the one friend who didn't really really wanna help in the first place knew it. So rather than be a bad friend and whine and bitch, he decided to be a better friend and "do all he could" to help. Even devised of a better way to get the furniture down to the 1st floor. You know, the easy way.
JJohnston94
But when you realize they had no intention of lowering it to the ground in one piece, it all makes sense.
Ryebread91
And with how flimsy it was they could've easily carried it down.
cheeseslaw
They wanted it down, it's down. Task failed successfully.
Quisibinomenimposuit
No one said “that’s not going anywhere”
varyael
kikisdeliveryservice
And I didn't see anyone cast 'triple hand pat' to close the spell either.
byronwilliams4010
Did you notice when we first see the guy in red holding the rope? That look on his face was not radiating confidence in the successful conclusion of the entire enterprise.
AdrianMole
Spot on, byronwilliams4010.
SpaceCoyote300
I know several men who, despite being professionally trained in auto body, auto tech, HVAC, or carpentry, are completely clueless when it comes to everything else in their lives.
Jimbolicious43
You told me you wouldn't tell anyone.
SpaceCoyote300
I also told you the rope wouldn't hold
Jimbolicious43
It was on sale.
Lucallia
After it was already marked up.
AbelardSnazz
"A bloody degree and no common sense"
my dad, frequently
Fn0rd
As someone with friends in IT support for faculty at colleges I wholeheartedly agree with your dad. Jesus Christ can professors be clueless.
DebbieDangle
My ex-husband was a mechanical engineer but didn't have the sense that God gave a chicken. One day he decided to drive his pickup truck with the tailgate down because he said it would improve gas mileage. He did this even with stuff in the back, most of which promptly fell onto the road.
WallyWorldtoo
Interesting part, the exact opposite is true it hurts gas mileage.
StarshipSuperTrooper
#6 Not completely her fault. Who the hell makes something that top heavy?
omadonnadellerose
Who the hell doesn't fix a shelf to the wall?
hellvis
Management.
porfyria
Also, there is no obvious sign of a ladder available
gardengnomeii
every convenience store in the US.
kahlas
Someone who knows the floor can hold more weight than the shelf. It's designed to allow as much as possible to be stacked on the floor under it. They don't expect grown adults to pull on the shelves sideways with their body weight while trying to climb them. They expect adults to be smart enough go grab a step stool or ladder. OSHA regulations are clear on the matter of using anything not designed for being used as a ladder as a ladder. In this case she violated the regulation, 100% her fault.
snatchingbabies
In this case fault would lie with the employer; a heavy load above head height is unacceptable, doubly so if said shelf isnt fastened to a stud. Additionally, unless the boss has a log of when she was trained about getting things down from high shelves, her actions are also on the employer. And even if trained, the structural violation heavily outweighs the behavior violation. Theres a surprising amount of code surrounding shelving
kahlas
Show me that regulation that a heavy load above head height is unacceptable. Your whole reply is some nonsense wishful thinking. 1910.23 is the OSHA rule for ladders and there is no employe training requirements. Just requirements for employers on types of ladders allowed and what condition they must be in. Maybe if you're going to get into an argument with a person online over OSHA standards do you homework before talking to someone who's been a shop safety officer for the last 12 years.
snatchingbabies
I used to be an inspector for a minute; shelves were the most common thing that got written up. If ya ignore it trying to sell you courses, this ones got a pretty good rundown of federal guidelines
https://www.srs-i.com/blog/osha-standards-shelving/#:~:text=OSHA%20suggests%20that%20companies%20install,Tires
kahlas
I'm going to doubt that. Here is the official OSHA rules(1926.250) on material storage. Note nowhere does it specify that shelving be attached to a wall. Because in an earthquake shelfs need to rock at there natural rhythm to avoid collapse, attaching them to a wall ensures they don't and will collapse. An inspector would know this, you're lying because you think I don't know any better. https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1926/1926.250
GGGenom
Small business owners and low level managers. "Why spend many money when few money do trick?"
JoMarch
Save money. See/sea world!
hipifreq
That shelving was obviously overloaded WAY beyond capacity
TheHappyMadman
Looks like the breaker box got effed up aswell... sucks.
zufallszahlen
maybe she did
snatchingbabies
Was gonna say, this is a serious OSHA violation in the states; if this happened to you, youre NOT in the wrong
DaierMune
Looked wobbly as hell, too.
lolaLindaaa
Still, why climb a shelf??
pfunk81
That was completely NOT her fault. Unless she was the one that set that whole thing up to begin with.
xL0opx
yeah, climbing them wasn't a smart move, but those shelves were gonna fall anyway.
Mongicane
Counterpoint: she shouldn’t have used a flat of soda(?) as a step stool. Have I done it? Sure. Have I seen a chef do it with similar results? Yeah. But she shouldn’t have.
OhIfIMust
No cross-bracing, no nothing.
DebbieDangle
No stepladder either.
jimzakany
Yup. That was bound to rack at some point.
shitheadtookmyname
I think it's not her fault at all. That's a build probably. It's perfectly reasonable to do what she did. It's like she barely touched it
kahlas
OSHA forbids climbing on anything not designed to be climbed on in order to prevent things like this. If you can't reach it get a ladder. If there is no ladder then it's up to the boss to get a suitable ladder if they want you to get things off that shelf. She took a shortcut and paid for it.
Larsozzo
These kinds of shelves are built to work with vertical force, not horizontal force. Grabbing a side shifts the centre of gravity and makes it come crumbling down, they are simply not designed to work that way. It is still overloaded, tho.
whatsisname
Side forces are foreseeable to anyone with a few working brain cells, it is a requirement to withstand a decent amount of side force, for anything that isn't shit.
BDD85
Yeah, this is a owner skimping out buying a cheap shelf with 0 consideration for structural loads.
kahlas
Show me that requirement in writing. Laws and regulations like that are always available for free online so this should be an easy task.
whatsisname
Larsozzo
Ma i get that knot everyone has studied how load bearings work or has any chance to be awake in high school when newton physics laws were explained, or any other stuff on the matter, but i belive that in the instruction manual of the scaffolding it is written down how much weight it can handle and not to climb/attach anything on the side
kahlas
So first off, learn to spell my guy. It makes it easier to understand what you mean. We have no way of knowing if the structure was overloaded just by watching a video. So you can't claim it was since neither of us know. Like I and you both agree, she should not be pulling on it from the side. Overloaded or not that OSHA violation is what brought the shelving unit down. That is a fact.