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Feb 10, 2022 5:13 PM
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Shadowhawk000095
swifter66
Catholic intra-atmospheric lasers
Splosions
#15 My hart, ma soul.
Panserclaw
#7
idrinkcheapbeer
what a comely kitty!
charondaboatman
https://youtu.be/B4OWhlscZl0
Mreman71
https://www.instagram.com/vansecoo/?hl=en
Primotimewaster
"I won't spoil it...oops, I spilled." so cute
JapanesePizza333
#12
theaccountformyporn
#7 hmmm, warhammer 40k.
TheElusiveEnchilada
#12
LC94
Same
ligmabolz
#12 , someone needs to be jailed for this
WooWooWooYouKnowIt
Photoshop is usually not punished by jail.
VanillaJester
It's a pretty major food crime, yeah.
Bunhyung
Its Dijonaisse for desserts.
Incognitomodeactivated
Nice dump!
LC94
Thanks!
AZJackeen
#7 I got kicked out the church when I was a teenager for making blaster noises when the priest lifted the monstrance during benediction.
LC94
That must've been hilarious to see
AZJackeen
My mother was disgusted lol but then she was even more disgusted when the child abuse scandals emerged, then we never went back to church.
fedeColorTerror
#6 the girl has bitten half of the plate away
irvingb01
Remeber the women's lethal-edged throwing plates in Stephen King's
Dark Tower series? That's a beginner one for little girls to learn
with.
nukesontheway
Thanks diglet I can now levitate while in a mediated trance
DemonFluffer1000
#12 this cannot be real.
MaddogExplosive
It literally says "[DoctorPhotograph]" on it, implying it was doctored, so... no, it is not.
DemonFluffer1000
Username checks out.
phsx8
#11 He is just pronounced differently in greek. like Eeh-Ah-Son or Y-Ah-Son.
McPenguin
#3 for those of us who are now on the purchasing side of this scenario, here's a pro-tip: Turn the bottle upside down & mark that level.
moocowincog
I...don't get it...?
McPenguin
Kids would think they are sneaking alcohol not knowing what he parents marked it this way.
PorkFriedSquirrel
The fucking toothpicks
breach1
I wonder if little people think it's funny.
Iinajoki360
weee
fartharder
ʷᵉᵉ
aprikitty
I don't understand. Are we supposed to laugh at #1? They're both really good...
Finain
#7 there has to be a purpose to this right? One of you must know
ikbendewalrus
So trippy, source anyone?
LC94
Modern crusade
Arteriel
It's edited obviously lol. Google says it's a bishop in Ecuador praying with the Blessed Sacrament to protect people from COVID.
LC94
Similar thing happened in my town. A priest rode around blessing everyone and protecting them from the virus
fatherofworlds
#4 https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/An_Egg
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fatherofworlds
Andy Weir, yeah. Assuming the attribution is accurate.
MrHappySmiles
Who is filming this kid learn the hard lessons in life…
Tryagainnow
#4 Isn't this basically the storyline of Eternals?
LC94
Still haven't seen it, but the illustration's a fun concept to think about
naahz
On first read, I thought your comment referred to the whole dump, and that struck me as a great way to sarcastically appreciate randomness
SonofCthulhu
#14 I usually crack up at vis of kids falling, but that kid seemed so sweet. Cleaning up after himself and everything.
BauerMaus
Sweet little kid
AbbeyHurtfew
I got a little sad “no not the wet floor!”
LC94
He seems very polite
Elrohn
#1. Guy in the back looks like he's calling the escort service and asking for another dancer.
Mreman71
https://www.instagram.com/vansecoo/?hl=en
UncleMartha
Is that a humble brag about being able to afford two dancers?
MoPowahBaybeh
The 2nd gal is WAY more entertaining.
RackhamTheRed
"Yea. Why do you mean why? This one is broken, just look at her"
NachoPete
"Yes, I agree that she's funny but I really need a dummy and she ain't that."
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Elrohn
Not one bit. I wouldn't have been on the phone
fartytowels
She’s an Australian comedian who is frequently doing awkward/funny impersonations of celebrity photos and vids. Celeste Barber.
DanaConti5
She looks good, it’s the dancing that’s wrong
MAGMADIV3R
DadjokeDad
You know the “movie girl” is still a real girl, right? Having worked in television, it’s crazy what’s “assisted” even on the news. SMH
irvingb01
You mean there's a box or something on the pool bottom for her to step up with? That was my guess. (Of course, to be fair she may have to >>
irvingb01
to do multiple takes, which would be exhausting without "cheating.")
Ruhig
Honestly thought she would roll away after instead of sitting up lol
plastikb0y
The Walrus Roll™
N0S4A2
PTMdragon
more real girls in movies
ItsCaptain0bvious
Celeste Barber, the comedian from #1, has covered this as well. She's a genius!
melodiousfunk
amirtal
anotherdickat
crazier than two bags of rabid squirrels, but hot as fuck.
irvingb01
"Hey lady, stop hogging the ladder already!"
whatsisname
Soporific1
I'd play that Ibanez.
dart223
#14 This is why you let babies play with pouring water from different stuff into containers for practice lol. What a sweet kid lol
JollyJokzr
Don't worry, things get easier with a little training
andreyhimself
"uh-ohh"
chefChr1s
Tom Hanks is a versatile actor but I don't think pouring water into containers would have helped him be Batman
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
You sure?
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
Damn it's the third week of February already?
dart223
Also leaving a small amount of juice in a pitcher or carton as they learn to pour for themselves helps. It's heavy for them
EchoOfSnac
I remember having a ton of trouble with it until I was around seven, and then I still had trouble with the weight of a gallon until around →
EchoOfSnac
13 and sometimes slipped and spilled stuff everywhere.
dart223
I used to put a cup amount in a small pitcher so she could pour easily herself. Made her feel confident. Also less mess if it went thppll
ChildOfThanatos13
unless you haven't updated the app in a while you can open individual images and comment directly from the image (video/gifv in this case)
dart223
I fat fingered the number. My bad. Ill never live it down.
ChildOfThanatos13
nah no worries mate, just thought you didnt know about the feature. :D
dart223
I didnt know, im on an android. Ill go update now thank you
dart223
#15 !!! Damnit LOL !! Thats funny tho
Cyrilion
True, they need to learn and they do it quickly so better do it in a way that will inconvenience everyone the least, what a cutey :)
dart223
Well little ones like doing stuff for themselves. If they can pour themselves a cup of juice it makes them happy.
Cyrilion
True! And theres nothing wrong with some harmless indulgence, its just nice when it also serves to enrich their capabilities as well :)
dart223
Yeah those containers can be heavy for small little hands
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy
Tom Hanks is awesome.
TomatoSky
I think I would pay triple the ticket price to watch Tom Hanks put himself in mismatched roles like Batman, Jurassic Park, Lex Luthor, Indy
iaddsan
I think he will kill it as Luthor
H4tefullApe
shinakuma2
He would’ve made a hilarious Adam West-style Batman.
RickyTickyB
Damn I skipped that one and went back after your comment. Holy shit that’s so freakin great
Heisanevilgenius
I have never in my life see someone do such a spot-on impersonation of themselves.
thegarts
T.Hanks
dazedigital24
Tom Yanks
BadNewCharlie
T.hanks.
Devestator8888
HighSorcerer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bri-sJ3Q-B0
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
rockstarjesus
Fun Fact: Tom Hank caught Covid early in the pandemic. He volunteered his blood for research into a vaccine. So... 1/2
rockstarjesus
If you're vaxx'd there might just be a little bit of Tom Hanks in you. Holistic Hanks, if you will
bluequartermoon
I can only hope to one day attain that much self awareness and introspection.
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
I once saw a comedian with the weirdest most high pitched voice and he totally nailed the jokes making fun of himself. I was honestly crying
Iinajoki360
Yup. Me: "Hell yea I'll be batman, thanks!" Also me: "What am I doing? I'm a short and fat woman with no upper body strength!"
Mikeythefireman
Batman’s bald, right? And limps a little in the rain? I got this.
SmackDabInTheMiddleOfTheBlue
It's sexy
LariCheltsy
richiWebKing
Best scene in the movie. His character totally lost it. Lol
Cyclicus
Totally underrated movie
fluffleupagus
Can you tell me the name? Please and thank you.
LariCheltsy
The Money Pit. Please, try not to pee yourself.
samwyze
Do not watch if you just purchased a house.
Miierin
#1 - Always upvote Celeste!
JoeT85
#1 There's something wrong here but it's hard to pin point exactly what that it.
katejo2000
I think she is may favorite thing in insta.
Miierin
Same! Always makes me happy :)
Mreman71
https://www.instagram.com/vansecoo/?hl=en
TungstenTiger
w00dsyw00ds
I prefer the other one
0013g
Same . Celeste is hot
Miierin
Yes she is!
implosion3
Does anyone know source just from the first part? ?
JustSomePersonThere
Thirsty embarrassments.
Miierin
peterUnityJumper
Funniest thing in 2022
lordsupafly
Asking the real questions
Miierin