Do I Make You Hornet, Baby?

Apr 5, 2021 6:16 AM

ImmortalChild

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https://www.cbc.ca/television/this-man-was-stung-seven-times-by-murder-hornets-while-trying-to-save-vancouver-island-s-honeybees-1.5971560

Can we please stop calling them "murder hornets"? That should've died off like a year ago...

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i feel like murderhornets are one of the things that legitimately qualify for breaking out the napalm-based flamethrowers.

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I've been stung by wasps... and i have murdered countless wasp hives, some night i wake up and hear the screams of the little baby wasps :(

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I saw a dude get stung by one on a trail in Japan. He was weeping and his arm had almost doubled in size. They are sneaky little fuckers.

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Damn, i got stung once and it burns like a hot blade, but i didn't have any reaction

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like an allergic reaction

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We are a different breed over here on the island

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oh right one bingo from 2020 which we forget

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Man gets his ass kicked saving one invasive species from another. I'm glad he's okay, though!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Attempted murder hornets"

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"Alleged murder hornets"

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I don't know. They defended their home from an invading kaiju. More like self defense hornets.

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Please take an up vote for the title alone.

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They are no longer murder hornets, but disappointing failures!

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Great... I've heard of sightings of those in BC years ago, didn't know they were actually there now... Fuck humans.

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he looks like he's leading a german hippie sect

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hair not curly enough

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Careful, he's a hero

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Sounds about right for someone from Nanaimo

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“If there is a bee, you won’t fkn see me”

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You need some sting kill

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Surprised he was able to get away with his massive balls swinging.

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Are they different from Cicada Killers that are commonly found in Texas?

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I'm allergict so they'd probably literally murder me

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That word should only be reserved for humans. I don’t care for the term. It takes away from the word.

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Especially since they're just defending their home from giants that literally want to kill them.

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Okay, who had murder hornets in Canada on their 2021 "what the fuck" calendar?

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“The likelihood of a serious sting incident is roughly the same as being struck by lightning.” Says man who actively antagonizes lightning.

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"Hey Thor! Yous a bitch!"

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"He'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!” - Terry Pratchett

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I like how people go "calm down, they only kill like 15 people a year in Japan". That's about equal to EVERY AUSSIE SNAKE SPECIES COMBINED.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That man's name is Zuko

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Well, that's just a bald-faced lie

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bold*. It's bold-faced lie.

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Read. It's read the post

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have been stung in the past, being stung again can often cause you to have a more severe reaction, rather than desensitizing you.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Allergic reactions are sometimes hard to predict. Sometimes a major exposure does nothing, while the next minor one requires an epi pen.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a reg ol wasp sting can turn that area of where it stung me into a baloon. so if i see one floating around ima run. not hang around.

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imagine waking up at night and some giant blasts your friends with strange mist and drowns them in liquid

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So you've read about my alien abduction experience?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He showed them a cool night out and got them all a big stiff drink. /s

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Some heros don't wear sting-proof bee suit.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

iirc these guys sting through the suits. https://www.wired.com/story/what-to-wear-when-youre-battling-giant-venomous-hornets/ guy quoted

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*heroes, goddamn autocarrot

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Weird to see my hometown area on international sites, but glad it’s a nice reason :)

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

not hometown but same island, agreed it's weird to see local news here

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from north of there, but still... it's the most recognizable town

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey there islander! \o

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey there islanders

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Me to! From Nanaimo…….I didn’t know the murder hornets were here. Fk

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ya I live in Nanaimo and this is how I find out we have murder Hornets? Imgur is my local AND international news org I guess

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The GuzzyBee Man.

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You can never listen to this tape...

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Those are small for giant hornets, right? Wikipedia says 45mm body length. Maybe he has large hands.

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Imagine this dude as like a final boss in a game but you don't know it at first, you see him like level 1 as a honey farmer only to find out

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He is evil and when you go back to talk to him the gif starts and his stomach is hollow but filled with bees. Does that shirt reveal.

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Please stay, we have breakfast

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Is it wrong that the shadows of what looks like to be giant spiders is what terrifies me in this video?

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Fuuuuuuuuck.

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What. WHAT

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Yup...

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