Dec 17, 2018 2:27 PM
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#iagreewiththanos #christmas Edit: here’s the twitter tag @KeatonPatti
GenghisThong
Shut your sound!
thebeamthatheldbrooks
Shut your sound! That is how I will tell people to stfu from now on.
nevoreJunkie
"This is a family business. I sell families." oh Jesus Claus save my sides
MakeshiftPope
I feel we're not appreciating Business Boy enough.
PeakyBlinder
Wait for the prequel.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
I lost it at "giftwrapped in eggnog."
GoogleFucker
Same! I was laughing at 'died in every war' but then lost all composure at 'gift-wrapped in eggnog'
Arsikere
YOU DON'T FORCE A BOT TO DO ANYTHING GODDAMIT STOP IT
mesablast
Thanks buddy, came here to say this; actually annoys me every time I see it
thembitchesbewitches
"Christmas attacks soon" I feel that in my soul
Fletcher1985
Yes!
FaithAlone
So damn true.
GayAshyDuck
"His hands are briefcases"
omgitsadamz
HaroldLoveggs
Edward Briefcase Hands, played by Johnny Depp.
Indianajonesin
dangerous territory my friend.
CatOnTheRoof
Jesus Claus :D
I'm using that
FavaBeansAndChianti
These “forced a bot to watch” things are back? Oh goody... Sure, the writer is clever, but still it’s fake.
CurlySwede
By the way, in the spirit of Christmas, there is no bot. He writes them. Oh, there is no Santa Claus either.
KaJuN
WendyFromNeverland
All of this is gold
jkeezie
I honestly cannot remember the last time I laughed this much. This is goldenest gold I've found on Imgur.
UnseamlyTangent
10/10 would watch this
dontsayretarded0itsgay
I thought so too, but the ending's sort of dark
Donsedel
Solid 5/7
irishzombieman
Where's page 2? WHERE'S PAGE 2?
Nealwill
Still a better story than Twilight!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
"Bones help nobody." Pretty metal.
OverpricedCrayon
On the contrary, its because of bones were not formless piles of flesh.
Yeah, bones+flesh. The implication is bones on a solo act are worthless.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
That's the name of my Metal bands debut album.
Flaming Death Stick - Bones Help Nobody
5po0ky
Snow Globe refillery... lmfao
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Wait what? A bot watched movies and then wrote a script describing visual details? Um, no.
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
That's not how that works. That's not how any of that works.
ihavedrivethroughanxiety
Best pick up line ever. “Hi, do your snow globes lack wet?”
nseanconlon
Bones. In the corner. Giftwrapped in eggnog.
Phlynch
Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
“This is a family business! I sell families!”...well
MyName4Wine
@OP Twitter link is missing
You’re right. I’ll get it in there
Etal00
"Shut your sound!" I'm going to use that. LOL!
randomocity
Rude behavior!
kidafrika2020
He's Hallmark hot
that's like 1950's nuclear family husband type hot
PapaNurgleLovesYou
™
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
I'm thinking long, rectangular head, Ben Affleck haircut, and five o' clock shadow.
dereklarsen
Like Blake Shelton
pantzonfire
I can imagine how attractive he is. This is pretty descriptive.
onecowboytoo
Mario Lopez was in a few Hallmark Movies.
ruint
The lawyer one was better !
parkerspeare
But can you really “force” a bot to do anything? You are just telling them to complete a task.
benayises
jokes aside force doesn't mean "against it's will"
I for one welcome our new robotic overlords
nextgenpants
Nothing pushes self-awareness like the drive to get away from Hallmark Christmas movies.
This is true. Pretty sure I learned to walk as a baby to leave the room.
CasualMemeLord
Lol her husband died in every war
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
She's a dimension hopper. She changes dimensions to find the same man she's always loved, but everytime he dies in the war....every war...
ScarecrowSticks
SirSciencewastaken
WeirdStealth
It's hundreds of years in the future, where wars are fought in Call of Duty.
fenixking
And her husband died in all of them
Almondzmbduck
He is now bones.
turdfergy
Bones help nobody
Gift wrapped in eggnog.
reux
Double the calcium
ruferto
That is America.
Itsokaytopoophere
legitimeme
Do people believe the whole "I forced a bot to watch" thing in the current year? I'd really hope not.
Othernate
I mean, neural networks are a thing. They just don't work like that, haha.
And why is it always "forced", as if to imply you kidnapped them, shot their family, and are now holding them hostage?
SharkyMcSnarkface
You sound like the type of person to criticize Star Wars for not being shot in real space
Chickenbuttholeremover
Does this bot really produce these? Or does this guy just write them and say a bot does it?
amateurgolfpro
what’s it matter? It’s GOLD Jerry GOLD
He writes them, that's not how bots work.
PiGiSpi
it would be essentially AI if a program could concoct its own screenplay by "watching" a movie.
Enoan
It’s probably written using something like Botnik, partially predictive text, partially human.
At the very least he had to feed it text versions of the scripts to get text scripts back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If it's anything like Botnik, you feed it scripts and it generates predictive text. You choose the text but the suggested words can be funny
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
No. Yes.
spacemanspiff07
Pretty sure he writes them, although he may use predictive texts. Either way, they are hilarious so I don't mind.
goatamon
This always bothers me because I don’t see why the lie is necessary. Doesn’t it work just fine without making up the bot part?
SexyBiologist
It's more of a joke structure than a lie. It's like a new version of a knock-knock joke. But with robots.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Something Something Uncanny Valley. It's funnier to imagine it's an objective analysis of humanity than some kid trying to be silly...
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
The whole premise of the joke is "look at the nonsense a computer spit out!" If you wrote nonsense it's just some dude writing nonsense.
NebulousPugs
In a way yeah, if a bot did that it it's silly and random, if some person did it it's still those things but a lot less special.
sort of, but he could easily just title it "if an AI did(x):" and it would give the same feeling but not be a lie
vtwzqp5
How would you make a bot watch anything???
by not being a dumbass and knowing how to install a camera, duh
emptykeg
With a gun
GenghisThong
Shut your sound!
thebeamthatheldbrooks
Shut your sound! That is how I will tell people to stfu from now on.
nevoreJunkie
"This is a family business. I sell families." oh Jesus Claus save my sides
MakeshiftPope
I feel we're not appreciating Business Boy enough.
PeakyBlinder
Wait for the prequel.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
I lost it at "giftwrapped in eggnog."
GoogleFucker
Same! I was laughing at 'died in every war' but then lost all composure at 'gift-wrapped in eggnog'
Arsikere
YOU DON'T FORCE A BOT TO DO ANYTHING GODDAMIT STOP IT
mesablast
Thanks buddy, came here to say this; actually annoys me every time I see it
thembitchesbewitches
"Christmas attacks soon" I feel that in my soul
Fletcher1985
Yes!
FaithAlone
So damn true.
GayAshyDuck
"His hands are briefcases"
omgitsadamz
HaroldLoveggs
Edward Briefcase Hands, played by Johnny Depp.
Indianajonesin
dangerous territory my friend.
CatOnTheRoof
Jesus Claus :D
nevoreJunkie
I'm using that
FavaBeansAndChianti
These “forced a bot to watch” things are back? Oh goody... Sure, the writer is clever, but still it’s fake.
CurlySwede
By the way, in the spirit of Christmas, there is no bot. He writes them. Oh, there is no Santa Claus either.
KaJuN
Shut your sound!
WendyFromNeverland
All of this is gold
jkeezie
I honestly cannot remember the last time I laughed this much. This is goldenest gold I've found on Imgur.
UnseamlyTangent
10/10 would watch this
dontsayretarded0itsgay
I thought so too, but the ending's sort of dark
Donsedel
Solid 5/7
irishzombieman
Where's page 2? WHERE'S PAGE 2?
Nealwill
Still a better story than Twilight!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
"Bones help nobody." Pretty metal.
OverpricedCrayon
On the contrary, its because of bones were not formless piles of flesh.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Yeah, bones+flesh. The implication is bones on a solo act are worthless.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
That's the name of my Metal bands debut album.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Flaming Death Stick - Bones Help Nobody
5po0ky
Snow Globe refillery... lmfao
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Wait what? A bot watched movies and then wrote a script describing visual details? Um, no.
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
That's not how that works. That's not how any of that works.
ihavedrivethroughanxiety
Best pick up line ever. “Hi, do your snow globes lack wet?”
nseanconlon
Bones. In the corner. Giftwrapped in eggnog.
Phlynch
Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.
SpikeThruTheStreetRoof
“This is a family business! I sell families!”...well
MyName4Wine
@OP Twitter link is missing
inadequateproductionofenergyrequiredtosustainlife
You’re right. I’ll get it in there
Etal00
"Shut your sound!" I'm going to use that. LOL!
randomocity
Rude behavior!
kidafrika2020
He's Hallmark hot
Arsikere
that's like 1950's nuclear family husband type hot
PapaNurgleLovesYou
™
THEREAINTNOWEEPININTHISHOME
I'm thinking long, rectangular head, Ben Affleck haircut, and five o' clock shadow.
dereklarsen
Like Blake Shelton
pantzonfire
I can imagine how attractive he is. This is pretty descriptive.
onecowboytoo
Mario Lopez was in a few Hallmark Movies.
ruint
The lawyer one was better !
ruint
parkerspeare
But can you really “force” a bot to do anything? You are just telling them to complete a task.
benayises
jokes aside force doesn't mean "against it's will"
parkerspeare
I for one welcome our new robotic overlords
nextgenpants
Nothing pushes self-awareness like the drive to get away from Hallmark Christmas movies.
parkerspeare
This is true. Pretty sure I learned to walk as a baby to leave the room.
CasualMemeLord
Lol her husband died in every war
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
She's a dimension hopper. She changes dimensions to find the same man she's always loved, but everytime he dies in the war....every war...
ScarecrowSticks
ScarecrowSticks
SirSciencewastaken
WeirdStealth
It's hundreds of years in the future, where wars are fought in Call of Duty.
fenixking
And her husband died in all of them
Almondzmbduck
He is now bones.
turdfergy
Bones help nobody
Fletcher1985
Gift wrapped in eggnog.
reux
Double the calcium
ruferto
That is America.
Itsokaytopoophere
Bones help nobody
legitimeme
Do people believe the whole "I forced a bot to watch" thing in the current year? I'd really hope not.
Othernate
I mean, neural networks are a thing. They just don't work like that, haha.
legitimeme
And why is it always "forced", as if to imply you kidnapped them, shot their family, and are now holding them hostage?
SharkyMcSnarkface
You sound like the type of person to criticize Star Wars for not being shot in real space
Chickenbuttholeremover
Does this bot really produce these? Or does this guy just write them and say a bot does it?
amateurgolfpro
what’s it matter? It’s GOLD Jerry GOLD
CurlySwede
He writes them, that's not how bots work.
PiGiSpi
it would be essentially AI if a program could concoct its own screenplay by "watching" a movie.
Enoan
It’s probably written using something like Botnik, partially predictive text, partially human.
Othernate
At the very least he had to feed it text versions of the scripts to get text scripts back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
nextgenpants
If it's anything like Botnik, you feed it scripts and it generates predictive text. You choose the text but the suggested words can be funny
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
No. Yes.
spacemanspiff07
Pretty sure he writes them, although he may use predictive texts. Either way, they are hilarious so I don't mind.
goatamon
This always bothers me because I don’t see why the lie is necessary. Doesn’t it work just fine without making up the bot part?
SexyBiologist
It's more of a joke structure than a lie. It's like a new version of a knock-knock joke. But with robots.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Something Something Uncanny Valley. It's funnier to imagine it's an objective analysis of humanity than some kid trying to be silly...
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
The whole premise of the joke is "look at the nonsense a computer spit out!" If you wrote nonsense it's just some dude writing nonsense.
NebulousPugs
In a way yeah, if a bot did that it it's silly and random, if some person did it it's still those things but a lot less special.
benayises
sort of, but he could easily just title it "if an AI did(x):" and it would give the same feeling but not be a lie
vtwzqp5
How would you make a bot watch anything???
benayises
by not being a dumbass and knowing how to install a camera, duh
emptykeg
With a gun