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Jan 31, 2013 6:51 PM
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FilthyNastyHobbitses
+1 for "btw if you've never seen nor read any of LOTR I do not know how to help you"
Buttgasm
You had me at "holy hot dicks from hell."
spoonman1343
+1 OP, I hope all of you know about Roll20.net. It's a digital D&D gameboard so friends can play anywhere! On a side note, fuck Comic Sans.
beaton
TIL D&D
jagecage
I was gonna play until I saw the friend reqs
kaicrewger
Commenting to save forever.
SlapHappyCow
and now i need to find people to play this with.
docrandle
Comic Saaaans!
rockiesmagicnumber
Nice breakdown. When I leave for my friend's house to game, my roommates say "Good luck saving the princess".
Stostri
Would it still be reposting if I redid this whole thing in something other than comic sans and uploaded it?
prettyfatmermaid
Pansexual aromantic genderqueer otherkin is what I am going to put for my gender/sex on EVERY APPLICATION FOREVER AND EVER.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
When they ask for your gender, I don't think they care who you want to fuck, or whether or not you're romantic.
LordZorgatron
Couldn't people just say "hedonist"?
xetric
lawfull good gnome paladin at your service!
Cthulu666
Fact: me and my best friends play D&D on valentines day every year. We started when we were all single and now we just do it for fun.
YeahThatGuy
I wish this to happen in my life! Imgur join me for d&d!!
verneinen
Laughed all the way through this, totally lost it as my fandom worlds collided and created John Watson the cleric.
FuckYouFuckinSharksFortnight
Anyone else catch the name Berlynn Wohl? Berlin Wall? Am I crazy?
oscillatemildly
I've always really wanted to find someone to play this with, and also understand that I will probably suck the first time around.
JoshMatos
Read the entire goddamn thing. And Actually sounds pretty enjoyable.
catas
No love for Pathfinder?
Dainslaif
No love for HERO either, and it had an MMO made out of it. D:
tullojs
To be fair, D&D had most of everything else based on it.
TheDevourerOfCake
Pathfinder IS D&D. Edition 3.75.
Jochteas
Pathfinder is by an large my favorite system on paper, especially for players you really can have fun with all your classes.
DeliciousMayo
Soooo many DnD memories. Amazingly enough, we never got anything done during our sessions.
Dsharppe
Yet they lasted 12 hours at a time. And you spent all night thinking about what you will do next time, instead of sleeping.
Kiyoko
"if you haven't seen or read lord of the rings, i do not know how to help you." :)
IWantAGirlWithaShortSkirtAndALongJacket
As a Elf Rogue, i approve of this. As a person, I must say stop bitching about Comic Sans, ya twats.
MoonlitEmbrace
As a current Elven Rogue, but also a Human Paladin and a Drow seeker... Yes. All of this. And then some. ...I need a new campaign
crazycatholic11
as a half-elf witch with demons in her head and a wildelf archer with more angst than prince zuko, i cannot wait for campaign tomorrow.
Lizardlover
As a Drow Direwerebat... I never got a class because it's surprisingly hard for me to find a dungeon master >.<
Nestywho
As an Elven Ranger with a Dwarf Sorcerer companion, I HAVEN'T PLAYED D&D IN SO LONG
MoonlitEmbrace
Right there with you fellow Elf.
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
ima halfling rogue. hi :)
MoonlitEmbrace
Power to the Rogues!!
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
lol hell yeah :)
LCTalos
As the player of a blind monk, this game is awesome.
SirSwindler
Send me a PM if you're interested in an online campaign. We use Skype and map tools - people move after college. Hi Imgur.
waifee
Female Dwarf Barbarian, whose greatest wish in life is to have a tiny beard. Her Greataxe is called Geoffrey. She's a simple lass. :D
selectiveyellow
As a hobbit doctor and clever(?!) poor troll AND maybe soon an Incubus in Sigil.. Hello!
MoonlitEmbrace
Huzzah for making ALL OF THE CHARACTERS!!
WestNiall
We just started a new campaign. All thieves (multiclass) We are stealing and plotting everything! The DM is going to lose his mind.
WestNiall
We call ourselves The Band of Thieves.
stinkingyeti
I'm starting a game of 5th edition tonight. Been a while since i've run a game, i believe the DM rules are SLASH KILL BURN
Dainslaif
5th? ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE?!
stinkingyeti
It's D&D Next, it's in playtesting at the moment. The game went great too, easy to run, easy to play, and not weird like 4th ed was.
Dainslaif
I am interested in your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. Also, what's wrong with 4th? Haven't read the PDFs yet.
stinkingyeti
4th wasn't really wrong, it was just off was all. A bit too focused on characters with cool combat abilities and ignored alot of RP stuff.
Dainslaif
Ahh, fair enough. I'm a huge mechanics dork so healing surges and hearing that warriors are now more than "I hit things alot" sounded good.
TheDevourerOfCake
Don't forget, if the players get out of hand you have the ultimate weapon. "ROCKS FALL. EVERYONE DIES. TPK GG EVERBODY."
stinkingyeti
I did a TPK once by teleporting the party 200 yards into the sky and letting them fall to their death.
dollfacemonster
Comic. Fucking. Sans.
asheara
*shakes fist*
bca360
Didn't even realize it was Comic Sans because I was caught up in the reading.
breakofdawnn
As someone who frequently sees these on tumblr, I think it's supposed to be ironic
helloimrobin
I opened a private browser window, signed in, pasted the URL for this and downvoted. JUST because of Comic Sans.
LastRemainingUsername
tmesis, you are doing it right.
cakeandjake
It's done on purpose.
yipe
This is actually one of those rare times comic sans is okay. It's small type, it's not a serious subject matter or out of place.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Precisely.
theDogter
doesn't matter had D&D
samsonguy920
Fontist
dollfacemonster
So?
IWantAGirlWithaShortSkirtAndALongJacket
I don't get the problem with comic sans.. get the stick, out of your anus sir.
dollfacemonster
It's kind of like spelling and grammar; when you're trained, you recognize it, and can't unsee it. If (1/2)
dollfacemonster
(2/2) you weren't a Cake fan I'd say something about your punctuation, too. ;)
dollfacemonster
I could give you a list of why, typographically, it's a poor choice for most any application, especially anything not intended for kids.
NeverNude
As a graphic designer, I glanced at it and immediately scrolled to the comments. CS;DR
riffifi
Same here
BlackCherryAardvark
You guys missed a pretty good read.
dollfacemonster
Exactly my m.o.
dollfacemonster
Maybe I'll read it... But I don't know if I'm emotionally ready.
soze
As a retired 4e DM, please don't play the 4th edition described here. Play Pathfinder. Anything. Just not 4e.
Jochteas
No way, Pathfinder is way better, and they put up all there info on the srd so you don't have to pirate to play.
soze
The OGL was the best thing WotC ever did. Which is why they rewrote it for 4th.
fugacity
But 4th is so much easier to start in on and to dm.
soze
I disagree, especially after they abandoned the client version tools. At least for DM'ing. I think maybe starting out may be easier.
eggmuffin
I've grown to love 5th edition. In my opinion, it's now the best system for all playstyles. Very flexible.
soze
It is a generic description, but very 4th driven. Maybe I'm just bitter about all the money I've given Hasbro.
fugacity
Oh, I agree. Hasbro has really dropped the ball. Still makes 4th a great starters edition.
Taxicab0428
The only problem with this is that you're implying players actually try to discern and stick to the stories prepared instead of (1/2)
Taxicab0428
the normal priorities of: 1) CAN I (we?) SEX IT? 2) CAN I/WE STEAL IT? 3) ONTO THE AIMLESS SLAUGHTER!
bakapounce
Please tell me you have watched The Gamers: Dorkness Rising?
Taxicab0428
Indeed I have. It's one of my favorite movies. I even waited 6+ months for it while it was on backorder.
bakapounce
1) I read "Indeed" in Kes's voice. 2) Gamers is the only movie I have ever seen that really captured table toppers.
bakapounce
The first one was good too, but Dorkness topped it.