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I've taken the liberty to include TL;DR at the bottom of each section of text for you lazy people. :v
TL;DR Factory Nerf Guns are Shit. Let's Make them better! aka, fucking deadly.
TL;DR Kyle makes his fire more and faster because shit aim
Jesus fucking christ Paul get your shit together
TL;DR Paul got his shit together
Kyle can now last 12 seconds. A new record!
Who the fuck is Brad
TL;DR T-Shirt Cannon. Pucker Chucker. Cattle Prods.
Is this 50 shades of grey?
TL;DR Epic Nerf Battle of Historyyyyyy
Who the fuck is Josh and why did they give him a sword
Flaming darts are to be had
TL;DR Classes are missed
Food runs out. Morale is low.
Lets light everything on fire
humans make good bbq
TL;DR Let's take a 'who are you' quiz from Quizilla.com
TL;DR Okay, NOW we'll make rules after everything is over with.
Dinner!
tieyoutotheradiatorandwhispersweetnothings
Yo but anyone else notice Walk the Moon as their picture?
PZUU777
"Who is Josh and where did he get the sword?" I'm Josh. I don't know where I got the sword, either.
thebluepartisland
+1 this is incredible
TravianTrav
This sounds equally fun and terrifying...
BecauseITry
Tears. There are tears on my face and my diaphragm hurts.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
What the actual fuck
BarbieO
@protectyurnuts you are totally a Josh
rand0mNPC
So basically they demonstrated out evolution works but with guns :3
ISeeStoopedPeople
I honestly don't know which of those people I am on the personality quiz... but... *IF* I have a sword... I mean, why not? Just in case...
oskeewoskee
So many wonderfully terrible ideas! Bless you sir, for this post, bless you.
GILE5
Is there an overall TL;DR?
SirFish
I'm just imagining a Michel Bay version of this.
twisti
Out of many things that didn't happen, this is one of the most entertaining reads.
TheUserCommonlyKnownAsJackFrost
My brother and I set nerf darts on fire and shot each other, one burned too much and melted. When it hit me I yelled in pain and for
TheUserCommonlyKnownAsJackFrost
whatever reason, as it fell off, I grabbed it and stuck it back on. I had a red ring on my stomach for about 5 years.
KhalFrodo
Hardy surprising if they're all doing PCP by the pipeload.
SharlayTheBarbarian
That concludes today's history lesson on arms races.
ryanuzaj
This isn't tumblr.
22Below
It is taken off tumblr, is your complaint that imgur shouldn't have posts taken from other websites? Because boy do I have news for you
jrau18
Those TL;DR's were completely fucking useless
Kazzack
it's a sign that you should read it
Nobahdi
TL; Still Read
MightyNo3370
I'm sorry but a pucker chucked with an actual PUCK sounds scarier than any of these other situations described.
LolFuckInsertHere
Josh had a sword.
mekkuli
This is absolutely bat shit crazy. Have my upvote.
Mitchz95
GaryFreakinOak
AND THEN THERE WAS PAUL.
thedwarvesareforthedwarves
I laughed.
lemmonjello
I dont buy this I think its all bullshit
AwhatNwhatAwhatMwhatE
He sealed the BS title by claiming 5 bathrooms. No one has a five en suite house.
Fweeblies
I take it as greentext honestly. Still a really fun read :v
scabab
yeah... semiautomatic mode just by adding a spring? basically a perpetual motion machine.
Arrkhal
Not to mention the bit about heavier darts going faster. Obvious they've never actually seriously modded nerf guns in their lives.
allthenamesaregone
This comment is what I came looking for after the first few sentences.
scabab
Feldspartacus
+1 for University of Iowa!!!
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Proof that we're all fucking crazy
CaveatSpectator
Oh yeah! :D
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
There is a reason why it takes some training to make it in IC
thesquirrelapocalypseiscoming
Bet it probably happened in Dirty Burge too
GirafficContent
This is basically how most wars work.
AtalanBeardy
It was World War I in a nutshell.
Rolli13
What I kept expecting but didn't happen? Armor/other personal protection
jrau18
Why DIDN'T that happen? There were swords, flying hockey pucks, and flamethrowers!
Rolli13
Exactly. Traditionally: better weapons->better protection->better weapons etc.
Lykasmitts
but sometimes it jumps the better proc doesn't it? like the muskets to rifles and stuff.
Rolli13
Yes&no:Gpowder was too strong for armor then, so dropping it for better mobility sort of= better protection. Stretch, I know...
Snowchill
This guys has more stories, they're fucking amazing. http://skittle-skattle.tumblr.com/tagged/Gutterati
ProfessorBootySlap
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bitterimgurian
Bless you, my child.
ZoranKnight
I'm not going to read these tonight, but I wanted to thank you in advance
vielleicht
this is fucking comedy gold
helagos
I'll have to come back to these later.
OrgasmicCubes
Comment for later
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
Sweet baby Jesus thank you!
brianaq28
Loved these
youhavemail
You are doing gods work my child
IrohJR
Commenting for sauce
TuukkaRascal
Oh my god
TakeAHolidayInSpain
Ha! Thank you :)
Tzaot
Cancel my looney toons idea (sorry daffy) this should be made a movie
Fweeblies
holy shit, I just read a few of the others ones these are fucking gold.
Buchp
This is goddamn amazing.
triggernometry
CHRIST ON A CRACKER YOU ARE A GODSEND ALSO MY BILLY MAYS KEY IS STUCK HELP
brokenmasquerade
Thank you for the link!
southwer
omg thank you!
SporkOfDoom
Gary... just, Gary. Fucking christ. ^_^
KeanuReevesBeardTrimmings
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THEBESTUSERNAMEINTHEWHOLEWIDEWORLDEVERSINCETHEBEGINNINGOFTIME
Replying for future reference
drawsmepants
The fact that the most boring story on there is how they got an inflatable jacuzzi and threw a party and it almost electrocuted party goers-
drawsmepants
just shows how fantastic the stories on that page are
Gmayor61
how on earth do you make explosive paper grenades? Actually, give me a list of everything here. This tech shouldn't go to waste.
itsahollyday2
I'm wondering this too
Goatinacoatfloatingonaboat
Make a pringle tube shaped tissue paper tube to hold pellets, load in tshirt cannon, fire. Would break when firing or when hitting things.
DigitalBlood
I'm thinking he just loaded everything he was shotgunning into a paper ball and launching it via the ball. Kind of like a shell vs pellets
ServitorofAzathoth
Can't be too hard. Me and my friends figured out injector-arrows, we just don't have the gear/lack of conscience required.
scabab
by lyyyyyying
Alleon
I thought this at first, but really he basically designed paper shells full of foam for the tee shirt launcher. Faster fire rate for him.
tiramigiu
They are used by football hooligans in italian stadiums, empty a firework into a pack of kleenex. Wrap tightly with duct tape. Ignite.
Utahraptor
replying to save......for science
tiramigiu
I wouldn't do it, they are football hooligans not scientists...they are morons.
Dawnstempest
It's not that hard. You need things that explode when combined... And you can get those at most convenience stores and gardening stores.
HitlersArtCritic
What are they anyway? Do they also come from pool cleaning stores too?
Dawnstempest
You can, depends on what you want to make. And I'm not telling you, but suffice to say they are common sense.
HitlersArtCritic
Explosives and weapons, like they did.
Dawnstempest
Yeah, you can make any of those. It wouldn't be too hard. Hell, I can make hand made smoke bombs that work just fine.
SirBeaneth
I feel that this should be regulated by the Geneva conventions
Materclaritas
this was about five minutes, two cans of beer, and a deadliest warrior marathon away from bioweapons
SassyVader
I feel this should be my program next week in Geneva.
HammerMechanic
Aw, don't spoil it!
quantumpacket
I feel like PCP pipe should also be regulated.
MrPredator
When you start setting shit on fire and launching it at others, it's beyond the Geneva convention. You need Bromatic Rules.
TheImaginaraGuy
Tbh, this is probably a pretty good description how we came to HAVE the Geneva Convention ;D
thatoneblackguy1234
Omg its a mini ww1
CatSingularity
World War Civil War I: The Nerfing
ThatOneSnorlaxInTheMiddleOfTheRoad
Well, the didn't shoot the nedic, so that's a start.
ThatOneSnorlaxInTheMiddleOfTheRoad
Medic*
CheesyBits
Nah, nedic
Takos360
Nedic for Nerf Medic is correct, sir.
TheWayADrillWorks
This should be a thing