Dec 26, 2022 11:41 AM
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killbillsexwife
You can’t stay mad
AshWilliamsBaronChainsaw
SirSmurfalot
Poor old dog, outside with snow on the ground. He was just looking for a warm spot to lay down.
YourLatinLover
v
Futchm
Pretend to throw the ball again, Bob. -dogge probably
Betterbecauseofthem
Innocent
InariPakannen
It was the cat I tell you.
HIVp0sit1ve69
We don't have a cat.
Attaroo
If you just got your dog driving lessons this could have all been avoided.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Maybe the person controlling the camera should have put the camera down and gone out to remove the keys from the golf cart.
hothotsauce
Glad the dog is ok
justhereforthemimes
Weird how the security camera moves with the action
PossumPoop
You can see the “Camera” script move off screen, they are just zooming in on the action on a wide shot
Ooooh gotcha
Llamahands
Still a good boy. 10 out of 10 would pet.
mississippilessly318
Aww poor dog
WorkerLurker
Should sell as an insurance video
Advert*
Waxilliam
we are farmers, bum bum bum bumbumbumbumbumb
dreyfusslugado
Hit & Zoomie
liekifucrievytim
I'm glad he was okay
algavinn
You left the keys in and it on...and then moved the camera to watch him...legit.
Pensionar
B0g4r7
Why is the video flipped horizontally?
rudejohn
To avoid detecting that it's a repost we've seen ~5 times on most viral before?
bubbarex901337
His park is worse than his bite
HerpDerpner
Already swiped and had to come back to upvote this
StinkCreature
Fantastic.
bigboneded
Cheers
AutotallinKirurgi
Angry upvote ?
eastend666
Highly underrated comment.
Thanks
VulpineAxiom
And what did we learn? Turn the golf cart off. And remove the key if it has one.
Valyndris
I'll stick with my pet snake, no feet to hit pedals.
FsImgur
No, but he'll strangle you in your sleep
He's the cuddliest creature I know, more so than the humans I know.
Jagshusband
He knew exactly what he was doing.
njcnetdude
just walks away.....
JustBeCoolBruh
My work here is done
thatgirlpiper
gtollie
And we covered it ! We are Farmers ! BUM BA DA BUM BUM BUM
hnngh
Cat would never do that
martysmoon
Yeah, a cat would take it off a cliff.
Well if you mounted a laser pointer on the front...
sarahnvanweeren
no a cat would also throw a lit zippo into the gas tank
VulcanP90
a cat would literally do what wolverine did to that helicopter in x-men origins. and walk away all smooth too.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Cat hits YOU with the golf cart
bigandre1
Claim insurance that idiot was clearly DUI and i bet he got no license.
SeriousCloud
drgonzo67
Dog Under Investigation?
Just look at him walking on four legs obviously he had too many drinks.
It's not covered since it's an act of doG.
ShadowSayain
sundaymondayhippyday
I was mainly happy the dog was OK- thank Dog
NeutralForest
Fucking bravo
skinnyarbuckle
“We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.”
iggylights
You won the internet today but I have but one +1 to give
Slydevil13
Grand Theft Doggo
DisneyCountdowns
Are you proud of yourself lol..? You said “good one William” didn’t you..?
I mean, you misspelled my name, but otherwise you're not far off the mark.
I love a good sport lol. Also, know that I was teasing..!!
Yep, it's all in good fun. Enjoy what's left of your holiday break!
yesdearmetoo
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
Potatokil1er
oldpotatoes
I just realized insurance companies use that excuse because they are theistic assholes that won't pay for shit bc...
If God did it, that means you deserved it. If they pull that shit on me I'm suing them for religious discrimination.
IceWeaselX
(1/2) It's not that they're theistic, it's that they want any potential excuse to not pay. "Act of God" is a legal term meaning any natural
(2/2) occurrence out of human control. Doesn't mean the people using it believe in God.
Nathanyel
So they're Christians.
historycat
Golf carts need to be turned on. Just blame your own carelessness.
frost73
Danack
So....rub their nipples a bit?
Flashezz
op probably
RElGNMAN
OP’s reaction towards reading this comment. v
Yeah, if it weren't a repost.
HighQueenEmma
Someone stole a maintenance cart from my work, not in my shift, because the guy left the keys in. Security, my department, didn't realize.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
As a golf cart owner. My cart has had the key turned “on” for years. It ls my cart, on my property. I’ll roll the dice on a dog joy ride
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vigothecruel
So you mean the OP is not the OP? Mind blown!!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Well, of course. You should freely clarify they're reposing to Imgur as an Imgur Poster (IP).
baals
golemwrath
But how many OPs can there be? Are there a maximum number of possible OPs?
sharikov
This is totally not staged for Internet points.
Stuffsalotamuff
That's a neat trick to teach a dog. They even got them to step on the gas while facing backward.
contempted
But who tracked the camera? Maybe it was motion tracking?
TK421isAFK
3 levels of protection: keyswitch ("ignition"), Fwd/Rev (center off) switch, and parking brake. OP fucked up all 3 of those. An innocent 1/2
MotoCanuck
Plot twist: OP taught his dog this to get FP
SacrificialClam
So what I am hearing is that...dogs are becoming much smarter than we anticipated.
myproudburner
Everything reminds me of her.
person could have gotten hurt due to OP's carelessness, so they deserve the warning dent on their fender. 2/2
MadamPuddifoot
Op reposted a repost that's been reposted for years, and it's now inexplicably mirrored.
Baaadie
Most golf cars the parking brake disengages when you hit the gas pedal. So only 2/2 fuck up for this person.
ZachariasWolfe
Also I think they don't all have center "positions". Yeah you can move the lever to center but it's a careful balance between each side.
TwoSeamer
But the gas needs to be slammed down almost to disengage the parking brake, the dog wouldn't have been able to do that
Hahahahaha. Dude a 3 year old stepped on the pedal with one foot and disengaged the parking brake on my dad's cart.
onehiguy
My experience from having a golf cart and a big Chocolate Lab is they absolutely can do that.
Seeing all the comments, I stand corrected! The golf courses I play generally seem like it takes lot of effort, but I'm clearly wrong! No /s
cuzitsthere
Yup. Gotta SLAM that pedal an entire 1/4 of the way to get it to disengage. Takes a whole pound of pressure. Impossible for most creatures.
LAMovieDesign
It’s not disengaged by “slamming”, it’s disengaged by weight. Check out the size of that chonk doggo.
thecontractor
That's at least a 65lb dog sitting in the gas pedal. That's enough to disengage the brake.
Daskiel91
Still 2 too many IMHO. Forklift and crane operator, beaten into my mindset to always make use of all safeties when away from.machine.
MoonRiverFrost
I'm terrified of machines that can rip me to shreds if I'm not careful, so I triple check everything so I don't die.
Or worse, injure someone else and live with the guilt.
killbillsexwife
You can’t stay mad
AshWilliamsBaronChainsaw
SirSmurfalot
Poor old dog, outside with snow on the ground. He was just looking for a warm spot to lay down.
YourLatinLover
Futchm
Pretend to throw the ball again, Bob. -dogge probably
Betterbecauseofthem
Innocent
InariPakannen
It was the cat I tell you.
HIVp0sit1ve69
We don't have a cat.
Attaroo
If you just got your dog driving lessons this could have all been avoided.
badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges
Maybe the person controlling the camera should have put the camera down and gone out to remove the keys from the golf cart.
hothotsauce
Glad the dog is ok
justhereforthemimes
Weird how the security camera moves with the action
PossumPoop
You can see the “Camera” script move off screen, they are just zooming in on the action on a wide shot
justhereforthemimes
Ooooh gotcha
Llamahands
Still a good boy. 10 out of 10 would pet.
mississippilessly318
Aww poor dog
WorkerLurker
Should sell as an insurance video
WorkerLurker
Advert*
Waxilliam
we are farmers, bum bum bum bumbumbumbumbumb
dreyfusslugado
Hit & Zoomie
liekifucrievytim
I'm glad he was okay
algavinn
You left the keys in and it on...and then moved the camera to watch him...legit.
Pensionar
B0g4r7
Why is the video flipped horizontally?
rudejohn
To avoid detecting that it's a repost we've seen ~5 times on most viral before?
bubbarex901337
His park is worse than his bite
HerpDerpner
Already swiped and had to come back to upvote this
StinkCreature
Fantastic.
bigboneded
bubbarex901337
Cheers
AutotallinKirurgi
Angry upvote ?
eastend666
Highly underrated comment.
bubbarex901337
Thanks
VulpineAxiom
And what did we learn? Turn the golf cart off. And remove the key if it has one.
Valyndris
I'll stick with my pet snake, no feet to hit pedals.
FsImgur
No, but he'll strangle you in your sleep
Valyndris
He's the cuddliest creature I know, more so than the humans I know.
Jagshusband
He knew exactly what he was doing.
njcnetdude
just walks away.....
JustBeCoolBruh
My work here is done
thatgirlpiper
gtollie
And we covered it ! We are Farmers ! BUM BA DA BUM BUM BUM
hnngh
Cat would never do that
martysmoon
Yeah, a cat would take it off a cliff.
FsImgur
Well if you mounted a laser pointer on the front...
sarahnvanweeren
no a cat would also throw a lit zippo into the gas tank
VulcanP90
a cat would literally do what wolverine did to that helicopter in x-men origins. and walk away all smooth too.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Cat hits YOU with the golf cart
bigandre1
Claim insurance that idiot was clearly DUI and i bet he got no license.
SeriousCloud
drgonzo67
Dog Under Investigation?
bigandre1
Just look at him walking on four legs obviously he had too many drinks.
Waxilliam
It's not covered since it's an act of doG.
ShadowSayain
sundaymondayhippyday
I was mainly happy the dog was OK- thank Dog
NeutralForest
Fucking bravo
skinnyarbuckle
“We know a thing or two, because we’ve seen a thing or two.”
iggylights
You won the internet today but I have but one +1 to give
Waxilliam
Slydevil13
Grand Theft Doggo
DisneyCountdowns
Are you proud of yourself lol..? You said “good one William” didn’t you..?
Waxilliam
I mean, you misspelled my name, but otherwise you're not far off the mark.
DisneyCountdowns
I love a good sport lol. Also, know that I was teasing..!!
Waxilliam
Yep, it's all in good fun. Enjoy what's left of your holiday break!
yesdearmetoo
AtlasFoodDeliverySystem
Potatokil1er
oldpotatoes
I just realized insurance companies use that excuse because they are theistic assholes that won't pay for shit bc...
oldpotatoes
If God did it, that means you deserved it. If they pull that shit on me I'm suing them for religious discrimination.
IceWeaselX
(1/2) It's not that they're theistic, it's that they want any potential excuse to not pay. "Act of God" is a legal term meaning any natural
IceWeaselX
(2/2) occurrence out of human control. Doesn't mean the people using it believe in God.
Nathanyel
So they're Christians.
historycat
Golf carts need to be turned on. Just blame your own carelessness.
frost73
Danack
So....rub their nipples a bit?
Flashezz
RElGNMAN
OP’s reaction towards reading this comment.
v
historycat
Yeah, if it weren't a repost.
HighQueenEmma
Someone stole a maintenance cart from my work, not in my shift, because the guy left the keys in. Security, my department, didn't realize.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
As a golf cart owner. My cart has had the key turned “on” for years. It ls my cart, on my property. I’ll roll the dice on a dog joy ride
[deleted]
[deleted]
vigothecruel
So you mean the OP is not the OP? Mind blown!!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Well, of course. You should freely clarify they're reposing to Imgur as an Imgur Poster (IP).
baals
golemwrath
But how many OPs can there be? Are there a maximum number of possible OPs?
sharikov
This is totally not staged for Internet points.
Stuffsalotamuff
That's a neat trick to teach a dog. They even got them to step on the gas while facing backward.
contempted
But who tracked the camera? Maybe it was motion tracking?
TK421isAFK
3 levels of protection: keyswitch ("ignition"), Fwd/Rev (center off) switch, and parking brake. OP fucked up all 3 of those. An innocent 1/2
MotoCanuck
Plot twist: OP taught his dog this to get FP
SacrificialClam
So what I am hearing is that...dogs are becoming much smarter than we anticipated.
myproudburner
Everything reminds me of her.
TK421isAFK
person could have gotten hurt due to OP's carelessness, so they deserve the warning dent on their fender. 2/2
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
MadamPuddifoot
Op reposted a repost that's been reposted for years, and it's now inexplicably mirrored.
Baaadie
Most golf cars the parking brake disengages when you hit the gas pedal. So only 2/2 fuck up for this person.
ZachariasWolfe
Also I think they don't all have center "positions". Yeah you can move the lever to center but it's a careful balance between each side.
TwoSeamer
But the gas needs to be slammed down almost to disengage the parking brake, the dog wouldn't have been able to do that
ZachariasWolfe
Hahahahaha. Dude a 3 year old stepped on the pedal with one foot and disengaged the parking brake on my dad's cart.
onehiguy
My experience from having a golf cart and a big Chocolate Lab is they absolutely can do that.
TwoSeamer
Seeing all the comments, I stand corrected! The golf courses I play generally seem like it takes lot of effort, but I'm clearly wrong! No /s
cuzitsthere
Yup. Gotta SLAM that pedal an entire 1/4 of the way to get it to disengage. Takes a whole pound of pressure. Impossible for most creatures.
LAMovieDesign
It’s not disengaged by “slamming”, it’s disengaged by weight. Check out the size of that chonk doggo.
thecontractor
That's at least a 65lb dog sitting in the gas pedal. That's enough to disengage the brake.
Daskiel91
Still 2 too many IMHO. Forklift and crane operator, beaten into my mindset to always make use of all safeties when away from.machine.
MoonRiverFrost
I'm terrified of machines that can rip me to shreds if I'm not careful, so I triple check everything so I don't die.
Daskiel91
Or worse, injure someone else and live with the guilt.