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People getting pissed at Adidas for using a lesbian couple in their Valentines day AD
Feb 13, 2017 6:42 PM
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NotThatJoeYouKnow
In reality it is one jogger playing a joke on another by holding something out of their reach
DiscoTimeBaby
If you get offended by shoes, boy oh boy are you gonna have a rough life.
Evococa
*dramatic eyeroll*
Gadamnit69
is this the pic of the guy thats just bending over?
sticksosteel
I was going to say that
iLoveLampiLoveLamp
I'm more disturbed in the fact they aren't wearing socks with their shoes.
Ireadtoomuch
http://a1.zassets.com/images/z/3/3/7/5/4/2/3375423-p-MULTIVIEW.jpg
Romale
This is dumb, this day isn't about love, it's a marketing campaign to sell hallmark carfs
spiderqueendemon
I consider the day to be Discount Chocolate Eve.
ignimbrite
AKA Cheap Chocolate Day.
spiderqueendemon
*nods* There are several on the calendar. Discount Pink Chocolate Eve with Hearts, Discount Chocolate Egg Day, and so on.
briarios3000
americanhero123 is such a stupid username it has to be fake, right?
CorneliusCornwall
The only thing I'm upset by is the lack of socks. Blister city population: these two
Ireadtoomuch
http://a1.zassets.com/images/z/3/3/7/5/4/2/3375423-p-MULTIVIEW.jpg
Seanspeed
Them bitches be under your heel in 5 minutes of running.
Ireadtoomuch
depends on the shoe, if they fit perfectly no problem
hadtochangemyusernamesomyhusbandwouldntfigureitout
Pointing out the real issues. And to those of you who are going to say "no show socks", no, you can't really run in those they always slip
oStaiko
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/suckville.png
IBlowForALiving
Men can't enjoy the smoothness of shaved legs? What if it's a man and a woman? Or two men? We have very little to go on here.
BarnibusMaximus
It's common place for runners. ://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/teach-me/71020932/why-do-male-runners-really-shave-their-legs
BarnibusMaximus
I find it sexy. Swimmers get rid of everything from the neck down and they are a turn on too.
ytseone
Swimmers are just floating heads.
jackalopexcstar
Actually this is a day for celebrating St. Valentine. He was a priest who was martyred in Rome for performing marriages for Christians.
sundaymondayhippyday
noshameinmyfavorites
Does anyone ever wonder if these are faked?
SomethingInTheseHills
This is either from last year or not real, go look at their instagram page.
DukeDarkwood
Another comment, someone did some digging and said it was a year old.
bmath
/r/hailcorporate
PoopFrosting
gay people exist!1! REEEEEEE!1!
IcyLucario
I'd upvote this, but you're at 69.
jeffois
[Fabulous Screeching]
sundaymondayhippyday
AskingTheRealQuestions
And not pretending they don't exist is homosexual propaganda. At least according to Putin.
FarflungWanderer
I think you mean "wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Rayner74
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SanchoLibre
sundaymondayhippyday
skooksies
Nice try, Adidas. Hopefully no one has forgotten the severance pay you owe millions of Latin Americans and death threats against unions.
skiingcamel
bigxeasy
thank you
myrepostsbringalltheboystotheyard
Someone's been triggered
animatic
Word. I swear, throughout Obama's tenure, so many sore losers. Now that the king of garbage people is prez, sore winners with hurt feelings
MikeMcAwesome91
Stevepro2000
I like that Adidas doesn't insult or annihilate them. Sassy but withholding. Its nice to read.
xarchangel85x
My only gripe is that they, like 90% of corporations, only got on board with LGBT once it was socially and financially profitable to do so.
KharnApproves
Just like the rest of America? Remember the 90s? Fucking everyone was against gay marriage, myself included I'm ashamed to admit.
BrewedAwakening
Gay lady here, and I totally don't care. Better late and for capitalist reasons than never.
chaosone
See, this kind of thinking is how you get people like Donald Trump made POTUS.
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chaosone
People not caring about "whys" or "whats" and generally only looking out for their own agendas to get pushed is how we ended up with Trump.
giveitarestalready
White Americans thinking that other people's civil rights are "an agenda" is how we got Trump.
WowSoSparkly
Big corporations are not people, and they are certainly not your friends, even those you like.
MarioBoon
That's capitalism for you...
Ireadtoomuch
because it was not financially viable to do so, problem is when you go looking to corperations for morality
xthetenth
That makes them a major force for good in today's world, and equine dentistry isn't my thing.
MidiArbite
Not for their squat-friendly tracksuit department who probably want to murder the social media department for this.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure that Germany has been one of the most gay-friendly countries in the world for quite some time
AskingTheRealQuestions
Adidas may be German, but it's not Germany. I don't really see the connection.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
Thanks for the downvote. If Adidas is a German company, then yes, it is Germany.
AskingTheRealQuestions
I did not downvote you. And nope, Adidas still isn't Germany. It's a multinational company based in Germany.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
I don't even know what point you are trying to argue anymore.
kpx0
This is what you call "low hanging fruit"
VoidIncarnate
No, I believe they're both girls.
whatupmyknitters
our fruit hangs a little higher, off of the rib area.
Opbama
Shit... Maybe I need to work on my observational skills I didn't even realize they were both women
HumfreeBugart
Only a bigot would see it
Opbama
Ahh. Then I must improve my bigotry!
d3jake
People tend to notice things that piss them off, justified or not.
Opbama
Fair enough
d3jake
Yeap.. it's pretty shitty. :(
obelisksarecool
This is so very fake
LifeWithoutMadnessIsMundane
yessssss. thank you.
Vaanhalen
So I was pretty sure it was a guy with shaved legs and a girl. Hard to not see that. But I'm guessing the haters are plants- too contrived.
JayTheUnicorn
No, this is a day that aims to fuck with your monthly budget- even if you're single (all those post14th chocolate sales)
ThatRaccoonGuy
Yay Adidas!
IronCobra
Gay or not gay... I hate couples with matching clothes.
Ireadtoomuch
Shoes, and theyre work out shoes at that
WashOutPfaffenbach
I'm always black. Black matches anythings
TheresAGermanWordForThat
I just hate modern workout clothes in general. It all went downhill after heather cotton pants.
tnteacups
http://imgur.com/yooFvAx
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
HOW DARE TWO FEMALES STAND THAT CLOSE TO EACH OTHER
janedoestolemyidentity
Maybe they just met, saw the same shoes, and experienced love at first sight. Adidas=lady magnet?
AssamLaksa
That's a nice story
AssamLaksa
That's a nice story
ovelanimimerkki
Tbh, where does it say it's a girl and girl pic. The other person could easily be a dude with shaved legs and colourful shoes.
PhilipCoulson
Yes, because THAT is WAY more likely... Come on.
Gayforbae
Soooooo... Gay guy then. Gotcha
malign
The leg forms are quite obvious.
GoALittleCrazy
I especially hate gay couples with matching clothes. You could have doubled your wardrobe but you bought the same thing?! Weak.
YourMumKnowsMe
Why especially gay couples though?
Mavgurian
Because of same "gendered" clothing I guess.
NexiKuro
Because clearly they can all wear eachothers clothes, don't you know all clothes are one size fits all but only fit one gender? /s
BrewedAwakening
As half of a gay couple, sometimes it just happens. You come home and you realize, damn, we have the same button up. Longer between laundry!
IProvideFakeContext
"Oh damn, we're wearing the same shirt. We should both take it off, just to be safe."
Gayforbae
This totally happens like, just all the time... Trust me.
Mavgurian
Oy vey ...
WorkBeerRepeat
Adidas is lying. It has nothing to do with love. It's about selling stuff. With that said, if this advertising bothers you, grow up.
FrankTheTalkingRabbit
It bothers me..... mainly because they could have paid someone to respond negatively to it so they could take pictures of their responses.
FrankTheTalkingRabbit
I mean it looks like they responded very quickly after the negative comments... it's clearly just trying to showboat popular ideas.
FrankTheTalkingRabbit
And that bothers me because they could just as easily be marketing based off hate if that were trending
WorkBeerRepeat
Although I'll admit its possible, that's beyond the level of cynicism that I'm willing to allow myself to be lol.
FrankTheTalkingRabbit
lol fair enough xD
SgtChowdown
You realize that St. Valentine's Day was a thing for centuries, aye?
WorkBeerRepeat
You realize the picture is simply two women wearing Adidas products appearing to be possibly kissing or hugging, aye?
ialwaysdootrotties
i honestly dont care what you love
Steamarrow
I'm a furry.
soapydux
......as long as you send nudes after
Dalylah
...as long as you are both human consenting adults.
MrNlceGuy
I don't either unless it's an animal in a sexual way or a baby both are just plain wrong
GoJuice
We all love your mom
DaviDaTopera
Unless you love me
MyFavoritesIsAllComics
What's love got to do with
Itchy73
Yeah. Why should you be happy?
krapmyself
I FUCKING LOVE TAFFY!!!
yoshi
what if u love being depressed? D:
Myniggathatwasdeep
I love you <3
DrMooses
I love skittles
TweakerTheBarbarian
I only care that it's something that can consent.
99problemsbutmycataint1
As long as it's consenting and legal, play ball. Idgaf.
TweakerTheBarbarian
I only care that it's something that can consent.
CirB
As long as it's consensual
BrianJp93
YEAH BUT I DO BECAUSE YOU LOVING PEOPLE OF THE SAME SEX IS RUINING MY LIFE SOMEHOWWWWW?!!!!1111
IProvideFakeContext
I personally love brewing a cup of tea and then letting it sit for hours and get cold. Thats the best time to drink it.
sundaymondayhippyday
ImCheckingNames
BeerBatteredandBold
I love cocaine
myrepostsbringalltheboystotheyard
Yeah it is ;)
Ezekiel117
luke1899
Don't care if they love screwing farm animals on the weekend, but stop trying to push your beliefs on people who don't agree with it
ignimbrite
Sounds like you should take your own medicine, personally
sundaymondayhippyday
browsib
Unless it's, like, children, family members, or animals. Then it's just weird.
mustnotshareprivateinfo
nah brah, with some family members is ok! (Cracker intensifies)
CirB
I think this is where the "consensual" part is included.
Myniggathatwasdeep
are you saying me and my 8 year old wife arnet happy? CURSE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
thecolonels
I squanch my children.
tzap
What if the animal is like a cow and you're all careful to not hurt it? I mean sure a little weird maybe, but would you care against it?
Wander1236
You can love family members, but in a different way than you're implying.
browsib
That's gay
browsib
(He said sarcastically)
pineapplepuppy
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
ADIDAS POSTED AN EQUALITY AD? Guess I'm switching to Nike. Who posted an equality ad yesterday. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43QTjFCPLtI
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
The ground shrinks beneath their feet.
jeffbob
"The ball should bounce equally for everyone."
alovelypintofguinness
That was the best line
jeffbob
LOL... I'm glad everyone likes my comment, but I meant to finish it up with 'but not everyone bounces the ball equally'.
KunFayyaKun
...New Balance?
MidiArbite
I do think their tracksuit department must have been PISSED that they took a hit to the ultra-profitable Russian market.
comfortableshoes
Oh but that's just an ad about race, not those dirty homosexuals that we can all hate together, black and white alike! #unityinhate
DukeDarkwood
*In before interracial gay couple ad.*
megaZwatcher
I'm defined by my looks every day, denigrated for looking half my age, being black, not looking butch enough, not dressing like everone else
MissSiesta
It's not a gay ad, though. Just about race.
OLIVEGARDENSBREADSTICKS
It has a gay athlete though. Also they did one with a trans guy a while back.
Karpethian
Old ad.
myrepostsbringalltheboystotheyard
Lol
whatupmyknitters
got a link to the adidas account page? i can't find it
NexiKuro
This meme is atleast one year old.
myrepostsbringalltheboystotheyard
Their Facebook twitter or insta?
whatupmyknitters
nvm, i figured it out. the image is from v-day last year. it's very sweet!
DukeDarkwood
Can I just say that, not long ago at all, I would never have imagined this as a needed clarification question?
JaredKidd
Not to mention that both brands are owned by the same company
WeirdStealth
"THAT'S IT! I'M MAKING MY OWN FUCKING SHOES!" honestly, who gives a flying fuck who loves who, as long as it's not a pedophile, it's good
PMMeYourPopplios
I don't understand the "it doesn't matter what it is if you love it." Even if it's a consenting child it's still wrong.
megaZwatcher
i love my potato
WeirdStealth
your potato will bring you much love and life!
SeanRea121
Yeah but if it's a baby potato then your sick. Otherwise your all good.
Tver937
Nike actually has an ad with a trans guy, that's even cooler!
Jusmar
Can't wait until they drag out the people with the niche self diagnosed tumblr mental illnesses.
myrepostsbringalltheboystotheyard
Yeah that's pretty intense
Atomic2
Am I the only one that thinks this is pandering? Maybe unpopular opinion.
PMMeYourPopplios
Kinda. They're appealing to the minority, not really good for business but they can avoid triggered people.
SkiMaskThePlumpGod
Is it the minority tho? Their target demographic is people under 50 and most of them believe in gay/trans rights.
PMMeYourPopplios
I thought they were trying to appeal to gay/lesbian people with that ad
FlyingTigerRose
Including, not pandering. (Thank you@LegitTeddyBears)
Atomic2
Including is one thing but I think they try to showcase them like they have something to prove. Like having a token minority on a college ad
FlyingTigerRose
Have to disagree, there. After a lifetime of seeing only one representation on tv/radio/films (shows, ads, etc.), gotta say I enjoy (1/2)
LegitTeddyBears
It's inclusivity, ads are meant to relate to people in order to sell them products.
Atomic2
Yea I'm all for it, but its so obvious when they're showcasing it like its something unusual.
animatic
Know who belongs in ads? People. So...
Atomic2
Morgan freeman said this about racism, but he basically just said we end it by not bringing attention to it.
jesemos
If we are really lucky, all the garbage people will get so upset by clothing brands that they wear garbage bags so we can spot them easier.
animatic
I can see an elaborate Garbage People campaign with you know who as the poster child.
AnythingMuchShorter
Wal-Mart would try to grab the business like "Hey, we aren't tolerant, we just honestly can't stand to look at any of you"
ignimbrite
Finally their outside appearance will reflect their true inner self
jesemos
Ready to be dropped off at the dump at any time
VoltageXL1
This is a good comment
happyflour
After Hefty releases an equality ad, they can go to Under Armour.
samsonguy920
It will make it easy to tell out the intolerant assholes that way. I never liked the look of UA's stuff. Felt off to me.
DukeDarkwood
Don't get mad - get Glad!
ACatnippedKitty
Is the whole ad just that photo? Honest question, how can people tell it's two women?
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frickfracksnicketysnack
Nice trolling.
Ecxusemeisthisnametaken
xkotu
Awh, his smile is adorable!
istandamidtheroar
shaved legs
GreaterDog
I honestly thought it was someone bending over with their hands in the other pair of shoes
Magjee
Your not alone, lol
nosaucesbutapplesauces
But the model in the picture might be...
ragekritz
PINK!
amop
are those lady nike's? "yeah but they fit better, they're cheaper, and on one can tell" http://imgur.com/CLlMvLp
frickfracksnicketysnack
Both wearing women's shoes, wearing typically women's sportware, no hair on legs etc..
vanella
One could be a guy with small feet, personally I wear men's running shoes because my female feet are the size of canyons
dgtalchal
I don't believe you.
vanella
/a/nXRYL you think a meteor made this...NOPES! I stepped out of balance...
dgtalchal
D:
HumfreeBugart
Anyone who sees a man and woman, or two women, or two men in this photo are prejudiced as they are making assumptions based on no evidence
ignimbrite
Bias is subjective and is based off your own personal experiences and observations, which is why this is a good ad since it lets you choose.
bue77er
Dude shaved his legs - for aerodynamics. Dragging leg hairs through the breeze slows him down. Plus, women's shoes are lighter... IDK...
amop
are those lady nike's? "yeah but they fit better, they're cheaper, and on one can tell" http://imgur.com/CLlMvLp
AuBoss
Pretty clear both are women's legs. You need to get laid dude.
amonette
Also how can they tell she's not just getting a bug out of her hair? Oh right, because they saw it, had 'gay thoughts' and now feel guilty.
JebediahJones
How can you not?
HighrockTendales
If a dudes legs looked like that he'd be a total fucking fag, so probably would have made the advert. Still confused
PhillFan
How can anyone tell what they're actually doing. Ppl are dumb and project their own ideas and stereotypes.
HumfreeBugart
Most people won't see a difference. Only bigots identify this as anything other than just 4 legs. Anyone saying this must be gays are bigots
JapAnus
It's some peoples' fetish
chepeweb
how can people tell it's not the same guy with shoes in his hands?
foxisaac
Yogi Pants
JapAnus
It's some peoples' fetish
Roelf
Both are wearing women's shoes. GAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
Acornlad
I didn't even notice lol. It doesn't even seem forced either.
JapAnus
It's some peoples' fetish
rifleGun2ofReddit
Theyre wearing adidas
textilelover
same style of shoe which is sold as woman's shoe.
vanella
Style as in "colour"?
iLikeHockey
You can smell the menstruation
Countercheck
I thought it was a dude and dudette until I saw the comments. I guess the pink is meant to be the giveaway, there
Countercheck
Disclaimer: I looked at the picture for maybe .5 seconds
PartyAtYourMomsHouse
I could tell by the legs
northyroxine
Because only women are into running.
johnson21
How can they tell when they are couple?
billburrwalderama
Broadstreetbully
TO THE TOP!
DevinNatTyv
Why is this not on fp instead?
JokesOnYouHater
He's so happy, good for him! :,)
AliiGames
Always. See. The positive side. :D
BobbyBobbston
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
aftri
Of all the times i've seen this kind of pic, I think this is the one that looks more real in the first frame :D
DoublevBomb
I was certain it was that.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
This is the first time I've seen this I'm laughing so hard
MitchBeaucannon
By The Power Of The Repost! I Have The Upvote!
lejra
yourmomisminenow
bamboozled again!
emiliemk
I'm glad for the photo illustration. I couldn't picture that from just the comment.
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
This is the first time I've seen this I'm laughing so hard
Affray
You can tell by the super gross backward knees thing that way too many women seem to do.
becauseurwrong
You've outed yourself, alien! Quick, squat away as fast as you can!
Thehumanracestinx
"you can tell by how their legs do that totally normal anatomical thing that peoples legs do".
Affray
People who can hyper extend their joints maybe. I am equally off put by those who can do it with their elbows. Gives me the jeebies.
YoureWaifuAShit
legs are shaved
TungstenSquares
Most people can distinguish anatomy of male and a female,despite tireless efforts by radical 3rd wave feminists to make us indistinguishable
WowSoSparkly
TungstenSquares
Ok
becauseurwrong
I think you're confused. 3rd wave is super liberal and ally to Queer Theory followers or new trans activists (that alienates dysphoric trans
becauseurwrong
ppl, transmen, the detransitioned, lesbians, science...). Radical feminista are 2nd wave following the movement of the 60's. They're focused
becauseurwrong
on women's liberation and gender role (not bio sex) abolition. They defend female-only spaces and lesbians being female. Hope that helps.
TywinStannister
Typically, women have rounder features than men. The knees of the bigger person look quite feminine and rounded.
SlightlyAnnoyedDwarf
Dem legs.
Akatte
Leg hair's missing on both of them. But who the fek focuses on that
GoldTeef4ErrBody
If it was 2 girls they'd both be on top toes, duhhh
CamelaShy
I was like "Oh, one of them is a lot shorter". Forgot for a moment people focused on gender (I also didn't even know).
macpall
I thought it was a guy and a girl until I read the comments
Acera
I'm assuming you are a hairless male?
TheWinterTitan
Same
Huehuehuehuehuehuehufhuehue
You definatly need to see some more legs in your life then
Kudoskid
I thought the left one was just a dude with nice legs
PMMeYourPopplios
I didn't even understand what it was until I read the comments. Maybe I'm slow. Happy New Year.
ImScruffyImTheJanitor
Same. Even after starting to read the complaints I thought they were bitching about it being being a hetero couple.
ILikeSciFi
Patriarchal lies and brainwashing has made you believe that!
ILikeSciFi
Jk, but I did to because of the raising of the right persons feet
TacosMunchies
She didn't skip leg day
FuzzyBwalls
Feminine legs
icelaw
The magic of bigotry is strong among the twitter crowds.
goofyfoot2010
No adams apples
Samoht
It also doesn't mean they're kissing. Maybe the one on the right is like right up in the others face yelling at them.
txtmylife
Hard to tell. Some of those Chippendale guys are short and suspiciously smooth.
DefinitelyNotAShark
Feminine legs imo. And not because they both shave.
IwillSTOMPyourSTUPIDspiritANIMAL
First thing i thought is what couple wears matching shoes
TheNortherner
I would guess comparative shoe size and calf mucle.
ThePoopOnYourShoe
It's weird, but I can just tell by the contour of their legs. Also no leg hair.
emiliemk
I didn't know it was two women either.
yesiamawizzard
because despite what those shitty t-shirts say, real men in fact do not wear pink
TzarCowski
By the clean shaven legs, leggings and booty shorts.... pretty obvious actually
APackOfExcitedGingers
Shaved legs and yoga pants? Although, these days, that's doesn't quite mean anything definitive
BryTbill
prospectone
Did some research, both people in the photo identify as transgender men. And you people assumed. Shame. Damn shame.
dizzyalways101
Shaved legs
emailatdotcom
Also, maybe she is just helping her with her hair. But I guess it's easier to say they are kissing which is much easier to do with Adidas on
ScienceGoneTooFar
I automatically assumed it was a guy and girl, but after reading the comments it could be any combo
BecozImBatman
Did u just assume their gender
FreakyFreakyTarsier
I upvoted you to 1000. Felt pretty good. Have a nice day.
thepatioheater
If I'm honest I thought it was the joke where it's someone be there over with their hands in their shoes as well.
kevincow
Oh god I can't unsee it.
Affray
I thought it for a second as well and was baffled by how huge their forearms must be.
thepatioheater
Same! It was confusing. Especially because people were offended by this harmless joke
TCTom
Me too!
shinannigan
"Did you just assume their genders"
Potaitoe
Because women have bent knees as opposed to men
textilelover
same style of shoe which is sold as woman's shoe.
U6jv5X3TbvUE
So men can't wear womens running shoes? Do we approve of trans erasure as well?
letsnotgothere
Well they could, but they probably wouldn't fit :)
Enavi
Unisex shoes don't exist?
yuikkiuy
maybe its a women thing, where they can just tell
MitchBeaucannon
A runner once told me that the sole is shaped a bit differently for wo/men. idk if that's just marketing or real science.
hitzchicky
I mean, they're all technically unisex. Shoes are shoes. But women's tend to have more purple and pink.
yuikkiuy
i thought it was a his and hers shoe
ArrowheadCosplay
*soled
sloandawg
Yup, Adidas Pure Boost X is a Women's specific model in their line-up!
littlemissbossy
Ooh thanks for saying what the shoe is - I need new running shoes and like the look of these ones. :)
KpaTrpa
Given this information being something most would gloss over and the reaction, I'm pretty sure those 'opinions' were alt accounts!
ACatnippedKitty
Ahh, thanks. All running shoes look the same to me, I didn't know there was a difference
textilelover
I have no clue if there actually is a difference, I just saw what was marketed as a woman's shoe by the people who created the ad.
foiltoiler
Same. I've picked up a few womens shoes in the shop before, got weird looks when I ask for my size
RoseFaery
Yeah sneakers are pretty unisex, really, especially now with men's & women's coming in bright colors like pink, purple, & neon green.
B4k4Black
Sizes are different but other than that
MouseBalls
In the US shoe sizes are different for men's and women's. I wear 8.5 in women's, but 7 in men's, and I think men's are a little wider.
Occasionalfunnycomment
Shoeist
CirB
Still bad logic. a) many shoes are sold unisex/same style for both men's and women's shoes, b) many people use shoes meant for other gender
Cere4l
i found out when my shoes arrived that i had ladies shoes. never picked a gender got adressed as ms bob. shoes are fine though
SpecialProjectY
There's no souch thing as a "unisex shoe" that's healthy to the person using it properly. Using shoes designed for opposite sex is harmful.
MyVoice
What?! Wow, I wonder why my daughter can still walk then, with all the boys dinosaur shoes I bought her (t
DoggoMcDoggoFace
I wear men's shoes because they are easier to find in my sizes and more comfortable. I asked my doctor if I should stop wearing them and was
CirB
Quite a few "barefoot" shoes are unisex. Also other flat-bottom type shoes. Several running shoes I know are sold more for foot types, (1)
Dark904
Sorry, you're mistaken. Converse makes unisex shoes, as a simple counterexample.
PoopFrosting
technically the only difference is in marketing. "this is the girl shoe! this is the boy shoe!" type of stuff.
SpecialProjectY
Technically, you're fucking stupid, ignorant, hive mind that doesn't know how biology works and will shout "equality" where there's none.
Dark904
Source on average consumer shoe designs taking minor biological differences into account? Nobody is shouting except you.
DukeDarkwood
Well, look at all the pink on it; of COURSE they're girls! It is physically impossible to put pink apparel on a male. Everyone knows that!
SpecialProjectY
Color preference is a biological constuct not a sociological, your eyes detect and brain interpret as a "positive feel". Rest is statistics.
SpecialProjectY
There are many studies on human gender diversity, here's a tiny sample https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19767544
DaltzWaltz
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atleastfourcharactersinlength
This comment is great. A good link to legitimate sauce.
Feriority
Presumably the GP is talking about the style rather than the exact shape and fit, which are pretty hard to determine from just this picture.
DarkwingDuc
1) I don't think that's true. Proportions of women's feet are different. Also the average body weight, meaning different cushioning compound
Coykoi23518
They could still style two different shoes the same. Even between men there are different foot types. High arch low arch etc.
DarkwingDuc
2) would be optimal, and that's before we get into the different stride, hip rotation, stabilization, etc. They'd certainly wear different.
vanella
As a woman I wear men's shoes so that logic is ridiculous lol
PokeyBagelHole
As a woman why do you wear mens shoes? Your logic is ridiculous lol
vanella
Because female shoes only comes in certain sizes.....
ladyatlas777
I wear men's shoes because they are wider width. Also you give up hope of ever finding anything half way decent in size 11 (women's us size)
nasreal
1 There's a lot of context clues that they are both girls. Female shoe style/shaved legs, cut of the shorts, even musculature. It's....
TheTimeless
Idk, I thought the person on the left was a male soccer player, have ya seen their legs? :P
nasreal
My point wasn't that her muscles weren't big, it's that the form of her muscles and legs is decidedly feminine.
muhvitus
i've got my alternative facts
nasreal
2 pretty obvious that it's too girls. Question is, why in the hell do people still get so triggered still. I'd make them explain exactly...
metallicacid
Two girls.
metallicacid
No cups.
nasreal
Ffffffff i know. That's been killing me. Typed quickly on mobile, got sloppy.
nasreal
3 what they think is wrong here. I mean, you have no idea what's going on in this photo. A kiss is implied, could he a daughter kissing...
nasreal
4 her mom on the cheek or something. Could just be a hug. Maybe the short one is trying to headbutt her taller friend, for being so damn...
nasreal
5 tall all the time. The point is, I hate ignorant shit like this.
eetsumkaus
idk, I've been around a lot of runners and a lot of guys would fit this mold, which was why I was confused...
nasreal
If compared side by side, I doubt a male runner's legs would look like this girl's legs.
eetsumkaus
it doesn't really show the hips which would be the dead giveaway, although you can sort of tell by the ankles
nasreal
1 Someone else mentioned this too, but the way the girl on the left is standing is also a clue, I don't see many guys who stand with their..
echonite
Not really, they look fairly similar. We have the same leg muscles so they look basically the same when toned.
SciFiCowboy
Being gay and knowing a lot of "twinks" who shave their body hair, shape, and maintain a slim posture, I could see the confusion. IDK
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
My thoughts too. I had a minute there where I didn't really know, what the problem was.
Potaitoe
Because women have bent knees as opposed to men
DeathdealerFox
Shaved legs maybe.
rhcross
It could be a guy who shaves his legs.. wind resistance..
Blogzette
You mean guys who have wind need to shave their legs?
Poserman
It's not that. Makes massages easier and if you fall it's easier to take care of wounds. I used to race too.
periwinklepanda
Or how can you tell they're in a romantic relationship? I know it's implied but for all they know they could be just hugging.
DiggerPlease
Because Valentines Day post maybe?
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xthetenth
No, I don't because I'm 6'5". They're the one who does that.
periwinklepanda
I'm short so I do when I hug my husband.
Flenop
Says who? I know a whole group of people that have to stand like that to hug unless I bend way down.
JessieJanson
whats the point of being 3 inches higher for a hug though? ive only ever seen it for kissing or for kids wanting to be picked up.
BobThePeanutOfficial
Same. When you are over 6 foot that means most people.
Lfa3
I'm not a short grill but If I hug my even taller grill friends or boys heck yeah I have to do that!
BobThePeanutOfficial
I hope that you are actually a girl, unless the boys are also grills.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
idk about the one on the left but I can tell the one on the right is a pretty hot chick, so there's that.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Those are some very short shorts and some very hairless legs for a male. Unless you're assuming it's a really tall chick and a short dude.
ACatnippedKitty
I ran track in high school, I have seen the shortest of shorts and most hairless legs on some guys, especially the distance runners.
UnknownSquid
Can never be 100% certain, but it's pretty obvious. Knees, musculature, ankles, lack of leg hair. Proportion of foot size, etc.
vanella
So you're saying us females have small, petite, cute feet and therefor shoes? :) You couldn't be more wrong, but other than that, I agree
QuaqueNocte
Yes, statistically speaking women have small feet (compared to men). No one said it applied to every single woman.
vanella
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/why-our-feet-are-getting-bigger-9481529.html
vanella
Women have large feet, the shoes industry cater to them, the running shoe industry does not....
VictarionsCrispyArm
Seriously? Lol why is it wrong to say women are anatomically different from men? I don't know any women with bigger feet than my guy friends
QuaqueNocte
But they're still statistically smaller than men, even if we're only talking about USA or UK. Globally, it's a bigger difference.
xiuke
Also the legs on the left look feminine - no hair.
Canisiel
My ex boyfriend shaved his legs lol. He always said he liked the smoothness.
AuBoss
Not just the no hair. They also look like women's legs in shape.
KABARU
I know male runners who shave their legs.
astrangehop
Why would runners shave legs? Does it make spandes easier or something?
ghostwarlock
Wind resistance. And also nothing beats the feeling of a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I assure you.
ThereisanOPineveryNOPE
Safety first if you wipe out with hairy legs the hair gets stuck to the pavement and you lose hunks of flesh...
xiuke
But hey, maybe it's a bloke that likes to feel pretty. Either way it's a nice ad.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Or you're just a 34 year old dude who can't grow leg or arm hair like...my friend. Yeah, my friend. Not me.
Lfa3
This probably means no shit to your friend, but a hairless body is really really beautiful on men as well. Just a random's opinion :)
jeroenemans
Or a cyclist
ACatnippedKitty
As a cyclist myself, I've definitely shaved my legs before races. I figured runners do the same thing.
KickyFootDance
You're offended by an ad for shoes, and I'm the delicate snowflake. Got it.
dighthorse
Leaving a twitter remark and simply buying Nike from now on is nowhere comparable to cry-ins, mandated safe spaces and violent protests.
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Dammit I just realized I accidently hit - button on another comment and to undo it upvoted it. I didnt know how to leave it neutral.
becauseurwrong
You got it now? You just hit whichever arrow you already hit to undo it
Dissipo
I honestly could care less, unless they are scissoring on my lawn. In that case I’ll make sandwiches and watch. :)
Illthinkofausernamelater
The fat right and the fear left both have their social snowflakes.
oofda
Cannot upvote enough.
BigglesMcSqueez
Or cups of coffee.
MrFunbun204
People who are offended in general are kind of a problem.
OfficialTorvum
Eh there's people like this on both sides. Best to sit on the reasonable fence where you get a view of everything going wrong
neurosuspension
Fuck ingredients snowflakes...lol
inzane
So you're completely familiar with the people who commented and their political beliefs?
rubbarz
Dont talk to Americanhero123 like that! He saved all of us!
Leithoa
Who's burning down campuses & Starbucks now? Not the Tea party.
SardonicGrin
Yeah but they'll not admit it.
Leithoa
That's not to say the left as a whole supports it but antifa & black bloc tactics aren't right wing.
HungryDLuffy
You're also a fag, like OP
theguy129
There are snowflake in every ideology
TroutYabo
You're probably a snowflake but these type of people are morons and an embarrassment to either side.
SendMePornAndNudes
both sides are snowflakes, i didn't even realised this was about gays because i really don't fucking care
nutterman556
How about you're both delicate snowflakes?
acidrainman
Im offended that they dont have socks on..they are gonna stink
twogingermama
I came here to say that same thing. Where are the socks?!?! Ick!
SaturnBaby
andychristman2000
I've been saying the same thing, but they just don't see it. Amazing.........
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Am I the only one that heard this in Daniel Tosh's voice?
thatsjustawful
I'm a right wing gun loving conservative and this doesn't bother me in the least
KingGranticus
Too many people that complain about others blaming all Muslims for terror do the exact same to people who have other views than them
Thekingofbeans
People who get irrationally offended at things exist on both sides. When a SJW post comes, you'll say they're not indicative of all liberals
becauseurwrong
You realize they said "you" which would mean other hypocritical right-wingers and not all of the right? Bit defensive there, bud.
Thekingofbeans
No... I'm pointing out this exists on both sides. That's not defensive, I'm a liberal. Your assumptions are just wrong here.
CyborgScribe
All the SJW posts I see are staged strawmen posted here for points by riggt-wing guys.
Thekingofbeans
Not all the ones I've seen. I once got called racist for saying it's not okay to assault someone for voting for Trump.
billymayscocainestash
The facists on the right are the biggest snowflakes/safe place needing children in this country.
Darkspire
BUT CHRISTMUS CUPS
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Am I the only one that heard this in Daniel Tosh's voice?
ategua
Both sides should stop stereotyping each other
MLBFAN36
You don't have to be offended to not participate in something. I don't go to Target because they allow trans in whatever bathroom they want,
Jucarias
I think your view is stupid.
Jucarias
Whoops. Stupid, but I upvoted you because you're not wrong. You don't have to be offended to not participate. It's just a bathroom, why care
Leithoa
So you were fine when the 'pedophiles' were contained in the men's room w. young boys? Why do you care who's in the stall next to you?
MLBFAN36
Of course not. The difference is that Target wasn't actively inviting pedophiles to use their bathrooms.
Leithoa
Why do you care who is in the stall next to you?
MLBFAN36
I don't care who's next to me. I do, however, care who's next to my mom, grandmothers, aunts, and my future wife and children.
MLBFAN36
But I'm not "offended" by it. I disagree with their actions so I just don't shop there. Easy as that
AbutharAli
everyone is so butthurt by your comments. they talk about freedom and acceptance but only when it comes to agreeing with their views, lmao!
SugarSmack
I usually don't shop at Target, but I'm going to start shopping there to counteract what you're trying to do. Just let people piss.
MLBFAN36
Go for it. You have every right to do so. I'm not telling everybody else not to shop there. I'm just not personally shopping there anymore
ViktorZnik
That sounds a lot like offended to me.
MLBFAN36
Nope. Just don't agree with what they're doing so I don't support them. That's not being "offended"
Captainclickbait
Please explain what you don't agree with?
ViktorZnik
But you can't even allow yourself to enter a store. That is more than disagreement.
DarkwingDuc
America is a free country. You can be a triggered snowflake all you like. No need to justify it to us.
MLBFAN36
Haha once again, people assume I'm a "triggered snowflake" just because I disagree with something. So anybody who disagrees with anything
MLBFAN36
is no considered a "triggered snowflake". Good to know. That really shows how much you have to bring to this discussion. (Nothing)
DarkwingDuc
Don't you realize no one cares about your opinion? You are not unique and special.
ecodude
Yeah but literally nobody cares that you're concerned about where people piss.
SardonicGrin
Yup. But good luck. The left's blinders are denser than ever.
nasreal
Oh, and don't even get them started on the Starbucks cups. There's a WAR on Christmas, A WAR. Don't say Happy Holidays! How dare you!
AheagoAmigo
As someone who lives maybe 5 minutes from 2 Starbucks in a very Christian state I have not heard anyone complain about the cups
nasreal
1 Not saying that the fanatics are the norm, but they definitely exist. They're almost guaranteed to be the same sort of people who...
nasreal
2 complain the loudest about the SJW crowd and how this generation is going to be the end of the world.
AheagoAmigo
While they may not usher in the end of the world they are more than willing to make it so freedoms & rights stop if their feelings are hurt.
AheagoAmigo
Only ones I've heard complain about them is people complaining about the people complaining about the cups, but never the initial complaint
POTUSBrown
Don't forget people boycotted Target, because they were like "we don't care what bathroom you use."
omegaentity
And let's not forget the boys' and girls' toys section labeling fiasco.
DukeDarkwood
Oh, PLEASE: http://www.womenyoushouldknow.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/1981-lego-ad-e1392062692390.jpg Toys is toys.
becauseurwrong
"What if my child picks up the wrong toy and catches THE GAY?"
omegaentity
Symptoms - showing a strong affinity for rainbows, farting glitter, and a penchant for looking FABULOUS.
Gayforbae
Am... Am I a bad gay then?
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Don't forget about half the Americans who were angered by the American anthem being sung by all languages in the Super Bowl.
animatic
"TRIGGERED"
YouCantSpellSlaughterWithoutLaughter
All languages? That must have taken days.
DukeDarkwood
I do not see the problem. While English is the language most commonly spoken in the U.S., there IS NO Official Federal Language. Or does the
DukeDarkwood
song somehow lose its meaning in translation, hm? As long as it's an American citizen singing our national anthem, it shows respect.
ategua
I personally don't have a problem with it, but English is the song's original language. It's gonna lose some meaning in translation.
Felextheminimal
Don't forget about the coffee and soda brands that need to be boycotted because they promote tolerance either
Krzyf
And the cereal line that didn't want to run ads in Breitbart anymore because they felt they didn't espouse the same ideals.
VoltageXL1
Its really funny when conservatives call you intolerant for you not tolerating their intolerance.
Axewhipe
Or Beer because every and all immigrants are wrong.
LittlePinkAnimal
and IKEA
Melanisia
And the Darth Vader Campbells soup ad with two dads.
UrsusDerpus
Oh and the movies
GavinOwsley
Don't forget target! Fuck those guys...
Molder12
Have you seen targets Facebook/twitter since they decided to get rid of gendered sections?
MasterNateT
Who hasn't boycotted or destroyed Starbucks??
somanywonders987
Or the coffee cup that was boycotted because it "wasn't Christmas-y enough."
DougForcett
It needed to be at least.... 3 times Christmas-ier than this!
BustyCrustacean
And then we had McDonald's offering https://i.redd.it/6lqqnyfiv93y.jpg
Buckbeak1486
Perfect place to shotgun that coffee!
AgolfHiller
Can't get more chirstmas spirit in a cup then that
volatilechemicals
Gotta spread that holiday cheer
jacblake
Gifts from St. Goatse!
ThundergunHangsDong
this should have a million points. You sir are a prince of the internet
BlondieSayWhat
It gets better when you poke a butthole and pour hot chocolate out
hodorgoestomordor
I'm sad that your comment is 7 hours old and I'm the first to upvote it.
anotherdickat
Wait, that was actually real? I thought that was an internet joke...
hodorgoestomordor
the fingers are drawn on.
Genini
Or Chic-fil-a because their owner is against gay marriage.
ChicagoStyleDotHog
Because that's an example of a brand showing intolerance of others, numbnuts, not the cognitive dissonance of Imgurians.
timelessRefrain
People thumb you down because it's an example in the opposite direction, but you're right. They never attacked anyone, just had an opinion.
IbukiOnTheScene
I think all non-whites should be killed. It's ok though since I'm not the one doing it, you have to continue to associate with me forever
timelessRefrain
That's a nice straw man you've got there.
valen00
Saying you don't think people should be able to get married is attacking them though? It's the difference between freedom and oppression.
valen00
Dude might not have the power to enforce his views, but holding the view is a choice one that says you aren't a nice person
VictusUnus
Honestly I feel the right gets far more offended than the "SJWs" people complain about
RoseFaery
It seems more widespread with them. The SJWs are a small group, but the Limbaugh/Fox News lovers seem more prevalent.
jeromygride
It still happens on either side
AheagoAmigo
Misgender someone at a liberal arts college & you can create diamonds with how clenched their ass will get over that.
Thekingofbeans
Confirmation bias is a bitch.
MikeMcAwesome91
Sometimes, people like to leave their assigned circle jerk. Bad things happen when you stumble into the wrong one.
NineByNine
You ain't wrong, they really fuckin' do and the irony is completely lost on the lot of those fuckfaces. :/
WasabiNinja
The loud retards from both extremes make the ripest meme material
whatthehecka
DukeDarkwood
They both do, pretty much all the time; it's just currently popular to point it out on the right, possibly because they're in power.
xthetenth
The right does want fewer safe spaces though. They just want one big spherical one.
digitalutopia
Nah, see - if you disagree with it - it's justifiable hatred towards it. If you agree with it, then people are just "offended".
reaperofgames1
mikeatike
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory
MaximumBork
Dang thats interesting
justlurkinfornow
Wow this is super informativ, thanks! will use for next article
mikeatike
Yeah learned about that on Imgur a couple weeks ago.
MaximumBork
Dang thats interesting
MaximumBork
Dang thats interesting
MaximumBork
Dang thats interesting
override367
the right are delicate fucking bitches these days, look at our President, the Ur-Right-Winger, he thinks its the press job to cheerlead him
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ecodude
Yeah, blame the people who didn't vote for him. You do realize that the Republican Party wants to remove power from unions, right? As well 1
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EndersGame
Downvote rescinded friend
ecodude
+2 then. That post was annoying enough that I decided to quit for a while. If you're being sarcastic online, most people type /s at the end.
ecodude
as removing many of the regulations passed in the early twentieth century to protect worker's safety and security.
MikeMcAwesome91
On behalf of conservatives with common sense, sorry.
ashmenon
Eh, don't worry, we liberals have our batshit crazies too.
imgurdotcommie
I feel for your bro. We need thoughtfull conservatism in dialogue.
fencerman
So, a Democrat?
spiffylookingnerfherder
I don't know why you were down voted. I thought your observation was humorous and veracious.
RocketBryan
Why the downvotes? The "moderate left" is almost the same platform Republicans used to have not even two decades ago.
fencerman
In the case of Obamacare, it literally was the Republican platform.
Firecrafty
Anyone who reacts too strongly to mediocre bullshit is a sensitive snowflake, regardless of political leanings. If you don't really (1/2)
DukeDarkwood
As a centrist/moderate, thank you. It's a shame that the political spectrum has so completely polarized, pushing both left and right to such
DukeDarkwood
extremes, as well as driving them so far apart they can't agree on, well, anything.
Firecrafty
react at all, and you are a Democrat, thank you. If you don't really react and you are a Republican, thank you. If you overreact, then (2/3)
Firecrafty
you are a snowflake. At least, thats my viewpoint on the cold weather phenomenon gripping citizens these days.
dfaehn
As a liberal, I think this country needs sensible conservatives so the extremist liberals don't get as powerful as the far right is now.
zimirken
Thank you
Counterfit
We don't have nearly the number of extreme lefties as we do extreme righties.
DukeDarkwood
In power, perhaps. They're the ones doing things, so it's harder to ignore them. It's also currently "in" to hate them more. It seesaws.
myrepostsbringalltheboystotheyard
Don't forget Kellogg's
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kozac
Imma need some sauce on that!
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Other post. Sorry
GuaranteedToBlowYourMind
And Campbells. And Budweiser.
ButteryBagels
That bastard took my son! I'm not forgetting him anytime soon
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Funny that Kellogg's started as an anti-masturbation device
IgobyJax
So then how did I manage to wack off into a bowl of Corn Flakes last week?
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
You're a special kind of evil
orp0piru
And now he's the new NSA
DarkerSavant
Story time?
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
I ain't got time for stories.
ORGANICGUY
Check it out on Adam Ruins Everything in Adam Ruins Sex.
Generricwhiteman
Corn flakes were supposedly so bland that they would deplete your sex drive. That and circumcision.
SethKur
Kelloggs first cereal was bran flakes which for some reason was believed to reduce sexual urges in young men. So less masturbation...
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Kellogg also believed that circumcisions were able to alleviate sexual urges. He literally hated sex for some weird reason.
Anakinstasia
Can confirm. I go to Cal Poly Pomona which was started by Kellogg. We learn all kinds of fun facts. Watch Adam Ruins Circumcision. 42s in.
happyadams
W H A T .
comfortableshoes
What Kellogg's? Link??
beanprok
https://youtu.be/pbWeH9cztHw People seriously threw a fit over this
comfortableshoes
Wow really? Interracial couple are still scandalous for some people? That's crazy.
BadamWarlock
It was controversial because the girl didn't feel she could trust her black parent.