Hooray for French Science!

Mar 5, 2016 11:42 PM

ChodicGod

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Worldwide ban on Bras?

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I'm a size E like hell I'm going braless I would look ridiculous

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This just in, boobs defy the laws of physics, science turned on its head.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The nipples don't seem like a good place to measure. The underboob could easily sag while the nipples stay the same or rise

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, clearly these people have never tried going ANYWHERE with loose DD's flying all over the place. Mine shall remain in a bra, thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The University of Harvard came back with their study- you're a douche nozzle. See how easy that was?

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

*if you're under 30 and have less than a d cup.-my aunt who is an RN in Arizona when she saw this "study"

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I believe it would depend upon the weight of the object. "The bigger they are..."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like the researcher was a "Sports Science Expert" for whatever that's worth.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The kind of science we call, "wishful thinking."

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Plot twist: they studied a 40 yr old woman into her 50s

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are also studies that show wearing bras put off saggy boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a DD, I'm calling bullshit. Maybe if you're an A or a B but I can't jog without a sports

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

bra.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha nice try, can't fool me Back Pain.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. I didn't know 'French science' was a synonym for 'made up internet bullshit'.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

As a french: this is a real study, that guy was on the radio here. Also bras suck, there's no way i'd go back to wearing them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because he was on the radio doesn't mean it's a valid study. It doesn't exist anywhere online and it was "unfinished" at the time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only said it wasn't made up, its validity is another issue.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How can they say a good bra won't help with back pain?? It makes no sense when combined with real life experience.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because iirc they didn't do much in the way of control. Women picked their bras or chose to go without. Improper sizing will have an impact.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a 44DDD...there is no way I will go without a bra. Not at all.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Bras do help with support. If yours doesn't then you have the wrong size and fit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With braless females in my family, I can confirm that this is NOT true.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

This has recently been declared false by a 20 year study. Google it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Up 7 mm per year, ya right

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a real study. 7mm is not much, the findings are hardly outrageous. Source: http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/259073.php

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't believe it. Gravity is a bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False necessity? Mothertruckers have never tried running down stairs braless, I take it.

10 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 1

I have buddies who would be in danger of knocking themselves out with braless running. The boobies flying EVERYWHERE!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I have the perks of being a B. No issues running or sleeping without a bra!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stairs? I have to SLEEP in a sports bra just for comfort.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do it all the time. Feel a little disconfort on my dick tho.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's when you make a hand bra. (Cue fowl bachelorette frog meme).

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Yes but the hand bra is inconvenient when you're running back up with food.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*foul bachelorette frog intensifies* (oh and totally with you there)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a D. I used to think this. Stopped wearing a bra, and it never hurts anymore. The skin strengthening is real. Shoulder pain's gone too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ah thanks for sharing. I have smallish breast and it used to hurt when running until I went bra-less for a couple months. But I couldn't 1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tell if it would be the same for women with bigger boobs though I assumed it would. Cheers for having freed yourself from bras too ! 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's muscle too. Much similar to feet, they deteriorate with too much support.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the DD girls in the house say "fuuuuuck no".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.7 cm*15 years => the nipples crawled 10.5 cm (~4") up, dangerously approaching collarbones.

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh unreasonably hard. You could start judging ages by who has nipples on their eyelids.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

7 mm... try again

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

Well yeah, 7mm = .7 cm. What's wrong?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ah... i'm just dumb. assumed it was 0.07 cm

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't feel bad, I actually googled to make sure I wasn't wrong. My algebra skills have betrayed me too many times :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's...strange, and doesn't seem like it makes a lot of sense...

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

I doubt it's real the "study"

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 6, 2016 12:54 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Your pecs have literally nothing to do with supporting your breasts. It doesn't make any sense because it is false.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If you support any part of the body to where it dose not hold its own weight with the use of muscle & skin tension it gets week & limp

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

The only muscles involved in supporting breasts are postural ones in your back. Tension on skin stretches it out, it does not get stronger.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

What he's actually talking about are Cooper's ligaments.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Which do stretch and sag with age, and do not atrophy from lack of tension.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It follows some deconditioning principles. If you have ever broken a bone you know that it gets weak at the break and around it. Talking 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Both muscle and the bone structure itself. If you look at a body builders bones you would find they are generally stronger due to how it 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is stressed. So if you want to build bone density/strength do some weight bearing activities. This can be applied to other tissues in the3/?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Body. Ligaments, tendons, muscle. All those do the same. So the hanging stress on it may cause a stregthening of the tissues. 4/4

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If I don't have a bra on I literally get my boob skin and nipples pinched from everything I lean up on. I'm keeping my bra.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well what if I told you I make my own internet memes gurl ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should change your name to panty dropper.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are your still keeping your bra

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Bra stays.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I accept your terms. Mario cart?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those scientists apparently never cracked open a copy of National Geographic

10 years ago | Likes 410 Dislikes 2

Genetics play a big part.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

My sister went braless for much of her teens and early 20s for fashion, has saggy boobs. I've always worn a bra and still have perky boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

If genetics do play a role, you and your sister don't have the same exact dia so that isn't a fair argument

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

most those women have been pregnant, that's what babies do to boobs.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's just what breasts do over time whether you're wearing a bra or not.

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

She's got to be like 18-23 https://nataliepeart.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/dsc05448.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

My breasts sagged when I was like 17 alr. Some anatomies are just like that. Plus child birth for that woman.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah-- and she's probably got kids. Like I said, that's just what breasts do.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

to be fair she may have already had kids by now

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So you think breasts automatically sag once someone has children? No - they sag if the tissue is not supported.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 17

That's just not true, except in the case of a proper sports bra reducing the impact of excessive bouncing. Google is your friend.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, at least not all. My boobs are drastically different post kid. Have always been supported.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They sag because the ligaments get stretched, which happens due to age and stretching (from milk production, for example, or exercise).

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Mine are big. There is no way I am going out in public with them wobbling all over the place. Thanks. No.

10 years ago | Likes 312 Dislikes 3

As a male, damn it

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

For real. They jiggle and bounce and it hurts. No thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outside definitely, inside that things off in seconds

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to mention it's an extra layer of protection for THO

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. And breastfeeding boobies need a layer of protection for sure too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just like I wouldn't wear my sports pants without undies to hold my balls, that's just silly.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Preach. My girls are far too large to be free-range, thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Are they gluten free too?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. They lost that privilege when they just skipped right past B-cup.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Im a chunky guy, sorry to hear you cant just let them roam! I just think about my man jigglies whn Im jogging. Jst want to salute the boobs!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah no way I can't even wear anything without underwire or that's racerback anymore lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mine really aren't very big but I have these things called nipples that are SUPER unpredictable, can't be trusted.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Heck, mine aren't big and there's no way I go outside my bedroom without a bra!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Same here!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same here, sister.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

How do you know that's a girl? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

You got me there. (*-*)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

34G here, agreed!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well I creeped for selfies, and both OC and OC's bloke are super beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks, and he's not my bloke anymore :/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm sorry :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. It sucks. Still love him very much

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0