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#drug_dealer #whatdoidonow #pureMDF #funny
May 29, 2021 11:07 AM
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#drug_dealer #whatdoidonow #pureMDF #funny
LittleBrainDrops
If it's genuine balsa, you might have to call the FBI (Federal Balsa Investigators)
cjorl
Negotiate for a cut of sales in exchange for not ratting him out.
DaveSamsonite
SmokyDoggg
40 g's? I'd say about $5,000 on the black market
JustDaShoemaker
Is it soaked in cocaine? Or you know... the hard stuff... *whisper* :::wood:::?
doodlebopples0
Soyoulikefishdicks
Some of you may think of this as harmless. But pine is a gateway wood to some real hard stuff.
Fifofu
What do I do? Well, you get rich now.
NeverShaveYourDuck
He's got wood. Happens a lot in their teens.
jcrater
Yew cool man? Wood be a lot cooler if you were.
sittingherethinkingthinkingimsittingherelisteningtoyou
motoxfreak
HurricaneDildo
That boy onto a hustle. You jump in there, and help out.
jjw9
I wood have a talk w/ the young man.
ergine
Frame wedges
krslvsasuka101
check his arms for splinters
KungofBees
Im interested, got some home projects and you know what its like to buy it legally. Does he take bitcoin?
BobaFettApproves
Always soak shims in wood.
lestasi
Freightshaker
Never inject the lumber
gidgit12345101
Ok, but I'm not paying more than $10 per gram.
idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns
Pretty sure that's ply @op
deetatron
This is why I posted, You hardcore types know your stuff
RealitetsSimulatoren
He was framed
deetatron
AK90
#puremdf ? That not MDF xD
Quietkitsune
They're canvas keys. Seen it before, the boy's been dabbling in painting. I'm afraid what we have here is an artist
FallingStar7669
I think the kids these days call it "getting soaked". Not sure what that's a reference to, but it sounds serious.
xmaneds
the truly hardcore soak their logs in wood. this is similar to drying cocaine in ether to make Rock Cocaine, which the kids call 'craic'
Heavyoak
DrFartsparklesMD
Eventually he’ll move on from pine to oak and even harder stuff. This habit gets expensive.
FireSpittingVacuumCleaner
Before you know it, he's into the really hard stuff. Like aluminum, or even steel.
trigonman3
I don't understand; could you make it planer?
UnitConversionBot
40grams ≈ .0063 stone or 1.4 ounces
deetatron
I could not find an American equivalent weight scale... three Bald Eagle talons, 6 frenchfries, 2 Healthcare bills for insulin...
infiniteblaze
You could also use "days worth of meth."
boobsalot
Looks like its been cut.
mcdude21
Wait till you see the prices when they mix the wood into those "CLT" pieces, it's crazy!
001AwwVillain
eastend666
Always good to have an expert opinion.
Yakeshinu
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
BobaFettApproves
Yeah, but the quality is off... they hadn’t been soaked in wood before.
xyxyxyxy31
belovedlover
laughed my fucking deck off
BobaFettApproves
Now give it a good polish
Verycreative123abc
ichifingers
Cut yes but it doesn’t look like it’s been stepped on
AboutAMonth
WatcherNotCreeper
underrated
Cloudraker
Definitely not MDF, that’s the equivalent of mistaking oregano for weed.
beastlysunismyname
Only with MDF you can enjoy EDM
froneamy
That *might* be part of the joke.
CaldariBob
Oh, you think pine strips are a joke? Just wait until one of YOUR kids come home with pocket full of Doug fir splinters! A "joke"...
froneamy
It’s fine I’ll just sew all their pockets closed
froneamy
Still giggling at this, just replying to add extra “upvote” as it were
ParalysisOfWill
well they are in baggies so I think the intent to sell is irrefutable. And this is pretty hard stuff too.
jebowlin
Nah the grain set makes me think its lighter than expected
OutsideNstuff
I hate when people say "pine is a gateway wood", like I'm not going to just start using mahogany studs because I use pine for my workbench.
ProjectX98
Don't forget the texture
PrepaidBanana
Yep, it’s wood
Zephrman
Hard? Pssh that's balsa indica if ever I've seen it. That's the soft stuff
zerocool711
Str8 resin baby
M4Firefly
Its devils lumber. It only takes 4 to end a life. Be warned
deetatron
FeverandAgue
You can’t weigh it in the bag! That’s misleading
imthemotherflipin
Pine is soft. It's when they get into that cherry wood, walnut, mahogany that you gotta worry. God help you if someone offers them hickory!
electronicbovine
Then they start getting into the exotics, wenge and purple heart and padauk
otusa
Ah, hickory, aka Lucifer’s Lumber. One hit and you’re done for.
Gargwill
Street name is swattah.