HaikuForYourSprog
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Sep 18, 2016 1:51 AM
HaikuForYourSprog
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AnonOmis1000
#4 heard the mission impossible theme in my head.
KCBeard
They can also be complete jerkwads too. Grew up on a small farm.
PlasticsMan
The nail that sticks out gets hammered
ICantFigureOutGoodUsernameSoLetsSayIHadGreatIdeaButItWasTaken
SigynRose
Cows are awesome! Thank you
geetarhumor
#3 a clear cut case of Stockholm syndrome
Thijssie88
maximumbob54
TIL eating hamburgers makes me smarter!
SnowMeowPlush
Cows are about as smart as dogs. Some even respond by name, can cue up in a ordered line for milking.
memeologees
True! I witnessed that on my cousin's farm in Kenya
LetumComplexo
About as smart as *smart* dogs. Some dogs are just too stupid to live.
myhamstergotdead
SquirrelofDOOM6
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UdEPmdEZLSY
jmayDET
A-moo-sing
izmi
Cows are smart, and they're good at routine - so if they know something should happen, they can repeat it.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
I'm not going to have beef with this.
Shyning
Mooove over
slartibartfastkhashour
All of those cows were made into food and are probably poop by now.
BicepWashington
Too bad we eat them...
FireBreathingStockBroker
How else would we acquire their intelligence?
BicepWashington
True dat
azzy48
Yes smart. But also taste delicious
MrArchitect
And tasty
AShartInTheWind
The intelligence only makes them more delicious.
Laundromata
Never apologize for being on top of the food chain
Jmshunter
They will conquer the world I tell you. They have a plan. First control our technology then they will control us!
jacob747
Hell if they can use our tools I don't think we should be eating them. I'd so much rather ride a bull into battle than eat it at a McD's
lyingblondeguy
Well MCDonald's is hardly meat anymore.
ninjafartball
Don't eat at McDonald's
SorryImAwkwardSorry
No wonder why they kill more humans than sharks.
DisapprovingVader
There also isn't an annual event where we try to out swim sharks, or where we fight sharks for entertainment. Is it bulls or just milk cows?
jontaylor07
Probably because sharks are in the ocean. And cows aren't strong swimmers.
Sogeking
Try milking a shark.
CopiousAmountsofForeskin
DepressToImpress
Sharks can't even swim backwards. And if they go belly up they freeze in terror. They are kind of lame as "perfect killing machines" go.
silveriohb
Well, I've never seen a cow killing a shark
jetflight
Exactly. THAT's how good they are. You never see it coming.
NZSheeps
That's just the cows with guns.
TheReturnedLordLucifer
They came with a needle, to stick in his thigh.
TheReturnedLordLucifer
He kicked in the groin, he pissed in their eye.
NZSheeps
Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door / Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor / Run cows run!
derpiderper
I for one welcome our new cow overlords.
DevilsArsehole
Lickspittle
derpiderper
hihi
JuliaHarm
Makes me feel bad about eating beef
flippywizgig
Adorable cow videos will cause me to go vegetarian long before PETA's insane tactics.
BlackTwitterRep
Watch earthlings
BlackTwitterRep
Do not watch "Earthlings"
LoudAngryJerk
why?
BlackTwitterRep
Because if this made the other guy feel bad about eating beef, earthlings will make him go vegan for a year.
HeyitsAndrew
Can confirm, I went vegan
BlackTwitterRep
How long ?