Jul 27, 2021 10:13 AM
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Headwest619
This is extremely unsafe for himself and for everyone patron around him. No customer or employee is worth that amount to hustle.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Yeh you would to if you knew who was at that table v
370zSteve
He must be Russian.
sospicy
C-c-c-cocaine
aintnothinbutahounddog28
As a lifelong server I feel this in my soul
NacLac
He's training for 2024 Olympics
IlioHae
As a diner, watching that would just stress me out. There have to be better ways to close your Move ring.
UrsusArctos4U
Welcome to Meth-Donald's..
SadEyedLadyoftheLowlands
At what point will he reach his "Falling Down" moment lol impressed with the speed with that tray though, but poor dude is hustling.
we33vvk6nz9
That would make me anxious and would not enjoy my meal.
ParanoidCarrot
yeah its all fun and games till one slip
CannibalisticHedgehog
I absolutely DO NOT care enough about your business to work THIS hard! And fuck you if you expect your staff to work like this.
Seanspeed
I'm pretty sure this guy is just goofing around, having a good time.
kaidell
He’s very graceful
oldpotatoes
Well he is running, but the video is also sped up
ChrisYourself
This is dangerous af...
QuackQuackPontiac
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
v
TheOnePristineMonk
Cocaine is a hellova drug
madbydesign
This is what happens when you serve a table of Karens.
HeroOfKvatch1
Nah man. This is when there are multiple tables of Karens.
UnintentionalMasculineMicroaggressions
goboltz
Ah, a man of Culture !? Nice one, you beat me too it, was thinking this exact thing . .
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
freckledkink
Sir Darby Chicken Cesar!
funkmoth
Cocaine? Not even once... *Shifty eyes*
gaiidraws2
Not once, but multiple times? Sure why not
"...I did cocaine once, for nine years..."
Deviltree
If you've ever worked at a restaurant, the bleach blonde waiter outpacing the flash is not (just) on coffee.
idontcareone
Yeah thats just straight cocaine
Chort26
ActuallyAJellyfish
What movie/show is this?
X-Men Apocalypse I believe
Thanks!
SupposablyPersnickity
I drink 8 cups of coffee before I even get out of bed...
BlahBlahBlacksheep555
Can the bladder withstand such an assault?
CongenitalSlurpees
I just chugged an entire pot of coffee. I'll let ya know in a few hours.
WardenoftheGreatGate
Who makes them for you?
meganical
He does and then he just leaves those cups all over his bed while he sleeps
Heh. No and I was just kidding. I do drink a good bit of coffee though.
warrenwoodworks8888
This is a recipe for disaster, he's gonna hurt himself or someone else. Take it down a notch, big guy
HumanCats
Also, making the customers feel uncomfortable isn't great. Though I went through a phase of this when I waited in my late teens.
KlatnYelox
Yeah but he's hoping for it. The store told him to do that so they get fucked with the Bill's and he gets to rest win win
SquidwardTesticles
I bet youve complained about late food before >:)
Username383
He ... Can not hear you ....
imaCallYouPapi
*read*
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Oh, it's already a disaster. Considering how short staffed every restaurant is right now, he's probably the only server for all those tables
DeinnsBeans
But still, there's no excuse to be RUNNING and JUMPING like that. Walk fast and be hustling sure. That can only go so long without someone
getting hurt.
Kittyswitch
when things are super busy the kitchen crew usually end up burning/cutting themselves trying to keep up.
AloneAgainNaturaIIy
So this is where Quicksilver has been ever since
xyxyxyxy31
themightywren
Heh, Boner.
This is basically everyone who works in a restaurant right now. We’re short staffed af.
AbsintheDream
I think it's almost any job now.
AnonsAndMinions
Get a better job, or demand more pay. You're in a very unique situation where you can demand better for yourself. You're worth more.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
I used to work in a restaurant, after 2020 I switched to a deli. I'm not going back
WeCanDoBetter9
Yep and when I go out, I know it will be slower and get it. Good luck.
jesuscloseyoureyes
Lol I’m in agony and my knees hurt. Oh well, just keep chopping….
Espada6
the whole world is short-staffed...
mattbl
"No one wants to work, damn federal unemployment!" Meanwhile in my state UE is 4%, up 1% from pre-covid. It's not work ethic, it's pay.
People seem to not realize that all the restaurant workers who got laid off during covid just found different work and aren't going back.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Thanks the Gubmint Dole for that
Most people got better jobs when stuff reopened or went back to school. They had the option to look for jobs that paid better. They're not
Sitting at home. My state cut it off and still no one is going back to the crappy jobs.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Bullshit.
giordanom
Absolute nonsense. Unemployment is back where it was, people want to work, they just won't work for shit wages and shit bosses.
My bro's restaurant pays minimum 17.50 an hour, food costs same as any sit-down place, never had short staff.
TekDragon
You're supposed to lick the crony capitalist boot, not deep throat it.
newsguycraigevans
States that cut unemployment benefits have not seen an increase in work force, so your assertion is bullshit.
HaydukeLivesGoddamnit
Actually it has been returned to normal in many states. The market is choosing against these businesses.
rafizard
I walked out of my job because I was expected to bartend and run a section more than twice the size of any server we had without help.
Yeah, it’s pretty unreasonable. Plus you foh people have to deal with the angry customers who expect normal service.
I've done both and now I'm looking at boh jobs again at smaller local places, was at a very large chain. I'll miss the tips, not the people.
zafner
Thank you for your service
isthatgoodicanttell
Lol
meauho
As a veteran, that's the first time I've read that sentence and actually considered it appropriate.
They’re paying us more now, so it’s fine.
FallenSnowFeather
It's still not enough for the work you have to do, from someone trying to get their way out of food service permanently
Yeah. I work in a 5 person kitchen, we’re short two people and busier than ever. Every night we just get crushed.
Scrambles667
Hmm seems like the perfect time to ask for more money. What are they going to do, fire you? There's plenty more jobs out there
HodgePodgekin
Why are they short staffed?
Because they are not offering competitive compensation in the current marketplace.
Enoan
Some died, some quit.
blainetog
Restaurants famously underpay their staff, but their staff hasn't had any leverage so they've just had to suck it up. The unemployment >>
clericforheals
Can confirm. I work back of house, we're down 3 chefs out of 6. We are all burnt out, and I am so close to giving up
JapuNoodleStar
Yeah, same here, I pushed through losing half the staff for 2 months till the head chef quit. My notice was in the next day.
>> insurance enhancements have finally given the staff (who were let go at the beginning of the pandemic) leverage, but the restaurants >>
>> don't want to pony up a fair wage, so they're choosing to grind their existing employees to dust while they wait out the rest of their >>
>> staff. Hopefully this wake-up call will result in some longer-term action.
@blaintog summed it up. Where I live we also rely heavily on work visas, which weren’t given out this year do to COVID.
Sorry for the dumb question - Work visas for restaurant workers, or visa workers who would be customers at your local restaurants?
Work visas for restaurant workers and other service industry jobs.
Basically we import labor during our summer tourist season, and that reduces demand for workers and keeps pay low.
That’s messed up. The only beneficiaries are the business owners who get cheap labor, and the locals aren’t incentivised to work there.
ivanov2020
Looks more like when the restaurant is short-staffed
zerocool711
15 years later I still get nightmares of being understaffed on a Friday night and getting slammed
adr1an
M-yeah, if I saw that before I got to order, I'd leave. F this.
shadowofacrow
God, I remember working as a food runner and dish washer. I lost an unhealthy amount of weight. You just gotta keep going despite being done
BlackBearChopSticks
I remember one night at this small restaurant I was the only one there besides the owner. I felt like that guy right there and it was a -
Packed night! The tips were good but damn I was tired.
Calaros
All the comments about him being on cocaine have been deleted lol
PicassoCT
Hes walking a thin line..
YoSamiteSam
All the other servers are out with a broken leg.
You really should have stairs in a service area. I've seen every episode of bar rescue so I'm basically an expert.
EvilGoats
There is a POV from the waiter wearing a go pro (Probably a different night). Sauce: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd7mYv21/
OatmealTheCat
Thats way too much seating
Asadsadsadclown
That is a big ass restraunt
Puciek
Except the gopro footage is sped up in quite a few places.
savagelem
ADD SOME SUB-STATIONS FOR PETE'S SAKE
soothenized
'Paul if you work the shift you will get the pay of the 4 servers that quit'
HannibalHoseth
That literally never happens. Even if it did it would be all tips (probably shitty) and no hourly
Raz0rking
Said no one ever.
Larsozzo
Then he realizes there were only 4 servers and he was the 4th to quit cause like the others didn't get paid.
EPCex
So $8.
iamthugnasty
That's a lot of extra work for $12 an hour.
g0st
He's getting paid in cardio.
KittyLeader
More like $8 an hour... "You get paid in tjps"
DesignatedDrinker
Trader Joe's Pizzas?
Spicyroastedchicken
Still way more than what I get paid here in my country. And I am a software engineer here.
PugDogMan
I’m an engineer in the US. Don’t worry, they are starting to pay us less because they can farm out to you guys, we can all starve together!
AdamantIntransigent
Would take just one kid to ruin it all.
VodkaReindeer
Break a leg, kid.
FredGarvinMP
Isn't it always like that, though.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
*improve it.
Skywalker2416
Not in this case. Parents should do better at not letting their crotch goblins run around in restaurants. You’d be surprised….
I've worked food service. I'd like to use screaming crotch goblin as a screaming flail on the parent until there's finally some quiet.
Or a maskless Karen...oh wait... redundant
BSwann
Ruin?...
BobaFettApproves
Kids ruin everything.
HenryLongfellowIII
Some things are still serviceable afterwards.
SmashingBrickCastration
One kid to make it spectacular
Euin
And that kid would be me ?
I see your username… Do you like Robin Williams and also Graham Norton?
Who doesnt?
Watch him on that show. He says your name funny at some point.
DonkeyGoat
Isn't that always the case?
(start at 1:34 for the best effect) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbfeH6Q8PzY
Well that was... something
6ft1DickC
Nah, I had 2
SerialChickenLover
“had”
gahzeeruh
Double negatives cancel each other out
In this case they compound in a parabolic trend, not the expected linear trend
Headwest619
This is extremely unsafe for himself and for everyone patron around him. No customer or employee is worth that amount to hustle.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Yeh you would to if you knew who was at that table
v
370zSteve
He must be Russian.
sospicy
C-c-c-cocaine
aintnothinbutahounddog28
As a lifelong server I feel this in my soul
NacLac
He's training for 2024 Olympics
IlioHae
As a diner, watching that would just stress me out. There have to be better ways to close your Move ring.
UrsusArctos4U
Welcome to Meth-Donald's..
SadEyedLadyoftheLowlands
At what point will he reach his "Falling Down" moment lol impressed with the speed with that tray though, but poor dude is hustling.
we33vvk6nz9
That would make me anxious and would not enjoy my meal.
ParanoidCarrot
yeah its all fun and games till one slip
CannibalisticHedgehog
I absolutely DO NOT care enough about your business to work THIS hard! And fuck you if you expect your staff to work like this.
Seanspeed
I'm pretty sure this guy is just goofing around, having a good time.
kaidell
He’s very graceful
oldpotatoes
Well he is running, but the video is also sped up
ChrisYourself
This is dangerous af...
QuackQuackPontiac
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
TheOnePristineMonk
Cocaine is a hellova drug
madbydesign
This is what happens when you serve a table of Karens.
HeroOfKvatch1
Nah man. This is when there are multiple tables of Karens.
UnintentionalMasculineMicroaggressions
goboltz
Ah, a man of Culture !? Nice one, you beat me too it, was thinking this exact thing . .
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
freckledkink
Sir Darby Chicken Cesar!
funkmoth
Cocaine? Not even once... *Shifty eyes*
gaiidraws2
Not once, but multiple times? Sure why not
funkmoth
"...I did cocaine once, for nine years..."
Deviltree
If you've ever worked at a restaurant, the bleach blonde waiter outpacing the flash is not (just) on coffee.
idontcareone
Yeah thats just straight cocaine
Chort26
ActuallyAJellyfish
What movie/show is this?
Chort26
X-Men Apocalypse I believe
ActuallyAJellyfish
Thanks!
SupposablyPersnickity
I drink 8 cups of coffee before I even get out of bed...
BlahBlahBlacksheep555
Can the bladder withstand such an assault?
CongenitalSlurpees
I just chugged an entire pot of coffee. I'll let ya know in a few hours.
WardenoftheGreatGate
Who makes them for you?
meganical
He does and then he just leaves those cups all over his bed while he sleeps
SupposablyPersnickity
Heh. No and I was just kidding. I do drink a good bit of coffee though.
warrenwoodworks8888
This is a recipe for disaster, he's gonna hurt himself or someone else. Take it down a notch, big guy
HumanCats
Also, making the customers feel uncomfortable isn't great. Though I went through a phase of this when I waited in my late teens.
KlatnYelox
Yeah but he's hoping for it. The store told him to do that so they get fucked with the Bill's and he gets to rest win win
SquidwardTesticles
I bet youve complained about late food before >:)
Username383
He ... Can not hear you ....
imaCallYouPapi
*read*
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Oh, it's already a disaster. Considering how short staffed every restaurant is right now, he's probably the only server for all those tables
DeinnsBeans
But still, there's no excuse to be RUNNING and JUMPING like that. Walk fast and be hustling sure. That can only go so long without someone
DeinnsBeans
getting hurt.
Kittyswitch
when things are super busy the kitchen crew usually end up burning/cutting themselves trying to keep up.
AloneAgainNaturaIIy
So this is where Quicksilver has been ever since
xyxyxyxy31
themightywren
Heh, Boner.
Kittyswitch
This is basically everyone who works in a restaurant right now. We’re short staffed af.
AbsintheDream
I think it's almost any job now.
AnonsAndMinions
Get a better job, or demand more pay. You're in a very unique situation where you can demand better for yourself. You're worth more.
BenderBendingRrodriguez
I used to work in a restaurant, after 2020 I switched to a deli. I'm not going back
WeCanDoBetter9
Yep and when I go out, I know it will be slower and get it. Good luck.
jesuscloseyoureyes
Lol I’m in agony and my knees hurt. Oh well, just keep chopping….
Espada6
the whole world is short-staffed...
mattbl
"No one wants to work, damn federal unemployment!" Meanwhile in my state UE is 4%, up 1% from pre-covid. It's not work ethic, it's pay.
mattbl
People seem to not realize that all the restaurant workers who got laid off during covid just found different work and aren't going back.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Thanks the Gubmint Dole for that
freckledkink
Most people got better jobs when stuff reopened or went back to school. They had the option to look for jobs that paid better. They're not
freckledkink
Sitting at home. My state cut it off and still no one is going back to the crappy jobs.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Bullshit.
giordanom
Absolute nonsense. Unemployment is back where it was, people want to work, they just won't work for shit wages and shit bosses.
giordanom
My bro's restaurant pays minimum 17.50 an hour, food costs same as any sit-down place, never had short staff.
TekDragon
You're supposed to lick the crony capitalist boot, not deep throat it.
newsguycraigevans
States that cut unemployment benefits have not seen an increase in work force, so your assertion is bullshit.
HaydukeLivesGoddamnit
Actually it has been returned to normal in many states. The market is choosing against these businesses.
rafizard
I walked out of my job because I was expected to bartend and run a section more than twice the size of any server we had without help.
Kittyswitch
Yeah, it’s pretty unreasonable. Plus you foh people have to deal with the angry customers who expect normal service.
rafizard
I've done both and now I'm looking at boh jobs again at smaller local places, was at a very large chain. I'll miss the tips, not the people.
zafner
Thank you for your service
isthatgoodicanttell
Lol
meauho
As a veteran, that's the first time I've read that sentence and actually considered it appropriate.
Kittyswitch
They’re paying us more now, so it’s fine.
FallenSnowFeather
It's still not enough for the work you have to do, from someone trying to get their way out of food service permanently
Kittyswitch
Yeah. I work in a 5 person kitchen, we’re short two people and busier than ever. Every night we just get crushed.
Scrambles667
Hmm seems like the perfect time to ask for more money. What are they going to do, fire you? There's plenty more jobs out there
HodgePodgekin
Why are they short staffed?
HaydukeLivesGoddamnit
Because they are not offering competitive compensation in the current marketplace.
Enoan
Some died, some quit.
blainetog
Restaurants famously underpay their staff, but their staff hasn't had any leverage so they've just had to suck it up. The unemployment >>
clericforheals
Can confirm. I work back of house, we're down 3 chefs out of 6. We are all burnt out, and I am so close to giving up
JapuNoodleStar
Yeah, same here, I pushed through losing half the staff for 2 months till the head chef quit. My notice was in the next day.
blainetog
>> insurance enhancements have finally given the staff (who were let go at the beginning of the pandemic) leverage, but the restaurants >>
blainetog
>> don't want to pony up a fair wage, so they're choosing to grind their existing employees to dust while they wait out the rest of their >>
blainetog
>> staff. Hopefully this wake-up call will result in some longer-term action.
Kittyswitch
@blaintog summed it up. Where I live we also rely heavily on work visas, which weren’t given out this year do to COVID.
HodgePodgekin
Sorry for the dumb question - Work visas for restaurant workers, or visa workers who would be customers at your local restaurants?
Kittyswitch
Work visas for restaurant workers and other service industry jobs.
Kittyswitch
Basically we import labor during our summer tourist season, and that reduces demand for workers and keeps pay low.
HodgePodgekin
That’s messed up. The only beneficiaries are the business owners who get cheap labor, and the locals aren’t incentivised to work there.
ivanov2020
Looks more like when the restaurant is short-staffed
zerocool711
15 years later I still get nightmares of being understaffed on a Friday night and getting slammed
adr1an
M-yeah, if I saw that before I got to order, I'd leave. F this.
shadowofacrow
God, I remember working as a food runner and dish washer. I lost an unhealthy amount of weight. You just gotta keep going despite being done
BlackBearChopSticks
I remember one night at this small restaurant I was the only one there besides the owner. I felt like that guy right there and it was a -
BlackBearChopSticks
Packed night! The tips were good but damn I was tired.
Calaros
All the comments about him being on cocaine have been deleted lol
PicassoCT
Hes walking a thin line..
YoSamiteSam
All the other servers are out with a broken leg.
YoSamiteSam
You really should have stairs in a service area. I've seen every episode of bar rescue so I'm basically an expert.
EvilGoats
There is a POV from the waiter wearing a go pro (Probably a different night). Sauce: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd7mYv21/
OatmealTheCat
Thats way too much seating
Asadsadsadclown
That is a big ass restraunt
Puciek
Except the gopro footage is sped up in quite a few places.
savagelem
ADD SOME SUB-STATIONS FOR PETE'S SAKE
soothenized
'Paul if you work the shift you will get the pay of the 4 servers that quit'
HannibalHoseth
That literally never happens. Even if it did it would be all tips (probably shitty) and no hourly
Raz0rking
Said no one ever.
HeroOfKvatch1
Larsozzo
Then he realizes there were only 4 servers and he was the 4th to quit cause like the others didn't get paid.
EPCex
So $8.
iamthugnasty
That's a lot of extra work for $12 an hour.
g0st
He's getting paid in cardio.
KittyLeader
More like $8 an hour... "You get paid in tjps"
DesignatedDrinker
Trader Joe's Pizzas?
Spicyroastedchicken
Still way more than what I get paid here in my country. And I am a software engineer here.
PugDogMan
I’m an engineer in the US. Don’t worry, they are starting to pay us less because they can farm out to you guys, we can all starve together!
AdamantIntransigent
Would take just one kid to ruin it all.
VodkaReindeer
Break a leg, kid.
FredGarvinMP
Isn't it always like that, though.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
*improve it.
Skywalker2416
Not in this case. Parents should do better at not letting their crotch goblins run around in restaurants. You’d be surprised….
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
I've worked food service. I'd like to use screaming crotch goblin as a screaming flail on the parent until there's finally some quiet.
we33vvk6nz9
Or a maskless Karen...oh wait... redundant
BSwann
Ruin?...
BobaFettApproves
Kids ruin everything.
HenryLongfellowIII
Some things are still serviceable afterwards.
SmashingBrickCastration
One kid to make it spectacular
Euin
And that kid would be me ?
BobaFettApproves
I see your username… Do you like Robin Williams and also Graham Norton?
Euin
Who doesnt?
BobaFettApproves
Watch him on that show. He says your name funny at some point.
DonkeyGoat
Isn't that always the case?
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
(start at 1:34 for the best effect) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbfeH6Q8PzY
DonkeyGoat
Well that was... something
6ft1DickC
Nah, I had 2
SerialChickenLover
“had”
gahzeeruh
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Double negatives cancel each other out
6ft1DickC
In this case they compound in a parabolic trend, not the expected linear trend