The perfect American wife

Jun 23, 2024 1:54 AM

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She's hilarious

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes. Sofia Viagra.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can tell she is deaf to the American accent bc when she tries to speak it she sounds deaf.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really wish they had done a peggy reference here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Effort counts

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her trying to do other accents is one of the best parts of the show!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Is this what you want?” Yes. Yes it is.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL! He reverted to Al Bundy when he said “ I’m not supposed to”

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2 years ago (deleted Jun 23, 2024 3:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love listening to her try to say "ventriloquist".

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did she land on a Thai accent?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was Maya Rudolph as Beyoncé

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys have wives? And they make your life MORE convenient?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

God I miss Modern Family

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I want to be topical. t

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 39

the few times i watched the show I found many of the characters voices to be annoying, except for cameron and mitchell.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Cameron Mitchell was in modern family?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

to be frank, i dont understand why would anyone want such a wife. She was always yelling?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Well, you see, it's all about PASSION!!!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people pay extra for that

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The crazy thing is that she is actually a natural blonde,
as are many of the leading actresses in telenovelas in Latin America.
But when she first came to Hollywood, casting agents and other people in the industry told American audiences would not be able to wrap their head around the concept of a Latina who didn’t have dark hair. So she started dyeing it.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

!?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

May I introduce to you the interrobang; ‽

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's bc most us citizens don't realize there's a diff between Mexican and Spanish. But Mexico and other countries colonized by Spain became melting pots, so it creates a huge variety as well. Tv and media dumbs things down to a steretype.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You say melting pots, but we all know its German and Italian war criminals :P

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What the hell is in her mouth?

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 6

People downvoting aren’t getting the reference https://youtu.be/s5gvtg5Kxqo?si=ammOa3XK5i

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

A dick.

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 10

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

sooo Joe Manganiello divorced her???

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She probably didn't want to play Magic: The Gathering with him.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Always find it funny how portrayals of Americans being ' super patriotic ' always seem to involve violations of the Flag Act.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First rule of patriotism is fuck the rules

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I find her loud and vulgar. Not just in this clip. And I saw her giving a tour of her house in a YT video and the lack of humility reinforced that opinion. Does anyone else feel that way?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

That's part of her character and tv personality in general. Spanish people tend to be outgoing as part of their culture. In interviews where she's just her real self she speaks at a normal volume and cadence and is quite intelligent. She's gotten typecast as the "sexy funny foreign lady" so she often plays that up bc never know when a producer might be watching and decide to cast you for a role.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe. I'll take you at your word but won't verify. She's not worth the time. No celebrity is worth our time tbh

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

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2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

is that ZZ top? sharp-dressed man?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Al Bundy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I heard he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game

2 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 0

Yea, but then the Cowboys gave up a 4 touchdown lead culminating in the Annexation of Puerto Rico.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only comment worth upvoting, +1 my friend!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He was in a bar in Pittsburgh when he saw on the news he was released by the Steelers. That's how he found out he was out of the NFL. The other bar patrons then started buying him drinks...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No he already knew, was going to a buddies place got dropped off there to finish walking but stopped for a beer cause he was down from being cut, then it came on the news and they got him blind drunk

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I would love for my significant other to "sing" to me while presenting food and asking if I want to watch NASCAR, I don't care if it's in a false accent.

2 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 4

Ah, yes. while presenting.... Oh FOOD. Yeah, food works too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With THAT accent though?

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Sofia Vergara sounds like she has a dick in her mouth
https://youtu.be/imW392e6XR0?si=iRV_vFg4_n7cQmif

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

Wow, she looks so different now.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dont worry, I watched the video instead of blindly downvoting. Funny stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Knew what it was, clicked it anyway. An absolute fucking classic. Her and Gary Oldman both, just fucking amazing.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck the whole Al Bundy franchise. You want a ground zero for American society being given permission to act like assholes to one another"because they're family"? Look no further.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 12

Al Bundy is a character in a completely different show.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I see Al still has a type.

2 years ago | Likes 635 Dislikes 6

The original snack of a woman !!!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still think she should have been his ex wife in Modern Family...

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Loud, curvy, incredibly hot women who want to have sex with him all the time? I can't blame him.

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

You mean a woman who is hot?

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Not gonna lie, I thought you wrote 'ai' and I was all ready to be like, "Nah, fam, this isn't AI. It's a legit scene from Modern Family."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was trying to figure out how this was AI. Modern life has ruined everything

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I took until your comment to realise that it said Al and not AI (the second letter is slightly bolder as a capitalized i)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got invited to a "white trash" party a while back and some woman wore that outfit. I almost got punched in the face by her husband for staring at her. It was incredibly hot.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Peggy was a part of every male teens youth development.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Segal is hot, but in this show, I could never get past her 1960s hairdo.

2 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

She was pretty good in Sons of Anarchy too

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

OMG- when she stabbed her daughter in law in the head and killed her!!? That was just THE MOMENT for me.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Ya, crazy turns all our heads

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It wasn't until a couple of months ago that I learned the she is Leela's voice

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Once you know you can really hear it though.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best part is there's an episode of Futurama that parodies married with children.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thus, the bit in S2E9 A Bicyclops Built for Two, shame they didn't get Ed O'Neill to voice Alcazar.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The episode that parodied MWC had me like "wait... wait a damn minute..." and I had to go look it up immediately.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Today I learned...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man's got style, man's got class...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

..and his wife's got all the ass.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

So he's gonna rock that roll and throw it some sass.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Latin American is still part of the Americas

2 years ago | Likes 249 Dislikes 25

Pedantic.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yes and so is Canada. But only people from the USA call themselves (and are called by others) Americans.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like America, but South.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The reason this confuses so many people is the USA has the name of our continent in our name. Without googling it I think the only other country that has done that is South Africa. So when people are calling the USA "America" and "Americans" they're shortening the name of our country not calling us by the name of our continent.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Yes, that's called a metonymy, or even a synecdoche.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it is not part of America. A citizen of the Americas would be Americian, not American, as Bahamas to Bahamian. Native English speakers follow the seven continent model, so there isn't a place called "America" excepting the United States of America in the English language.

Please note in Spanish and most Romance language, the Americas is "América", which is a false friend to the English "America" (they do not refer to the same place, as the Romance follow the six content model).

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

There isn't a place called "America", there are two of them. Since you're hung up on the etymology, America comes from the explorer Amerigo Vespucci, who only ever traveled around SOUTH America

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Also, you're comparing apples and oranges. Vocabulary is constantly changing in all languages. To compare how one language has adapted a word to another language changing the same word is like arguing over the pronunciation of tomato

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Here's the link‐ dictionary.com

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It's like when people from America complain about immigration. They are literally all immigrants in a foreign land.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm Alaska Native, meaning my family was here before Americans came with their whitewashing. Well, I do have Irish and Norwegian ties because of their immigration.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By that logic so is everyone. If you were born in the country you reside in then you are not an immigrant by definition. That's not to say that your parents may or may not be immigrants. If one goes back enough generations every human has moved at some point geographically.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And yet when someone says 'The Americans are coming' its never anyone from Guatemala. Funny that.

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That's because "America", and it's demonym "American" only refer to the United States of America in English. The Spanish "America" translates to "the Americas", and the equivalent demonym in Spanish and other Romance Languages "Americano" is a false friend to the English language "American".

The English "American" translates to "estadosunidense", the Spanish "Americano" to something like "Americian", though an English speaker would say "a citizen of the Americas" since that's not commonly used.

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"You're from South Carolina not North Carolina; you're not a Carolinian!"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

If only

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are you using Spanish as an example, Spanish is ONLY spoken in Spain. See how ridiculous that sounds?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Really ? What do they speak in Mexico ? How about central America ? How about the places in South America that don't speak Portuguese? I mean, Brazil sure ain't Portugal, so do they speak Brazilian ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*whoosh* define America

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

actual Latin American here. We understand that "America" is short for The United States of America (mouthful), and we translate it as "Estados Unidos", or rather colloquially and not meaning offense, "Gringolandia" (:

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I find odd that it's a gringo if Im talking about a white person, but I'd never call an African American a gringo or a Native American a gringo. And I enjoy a little when they take offense with "gringolandia", you know as a little treat for the banana wars, the CIA backed dictatorships, Kissinger y su puta madre, etc. but I know the everyday people are not the culprits and there's beautiful human beings everywhere.

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Yes, "gringo" is a white American in most people's minds. But only angry Marxists use it pejoratively - largely it's just a shorter alternative to "estadounidense" ("americano" still refers to the whole supercontinent unless we're talking football, jackets, etc).

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My wife is Colombian. Here in Ireland we call the US America. It annoyed my wife at first but she's used to it now.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, I wouldn't presume to go to the UK or Italy and "correcting" them. Loanwords are not their source words.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm mayonnaise-level white in the Northeast of German and Irish ancestry. "Gringo Land" is hilarious

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You just reminded me how some day I want to work up a comedic bit about how you can't be a "real" Latin American if you don't speak a Latin-based language and how people from French Quebec are technically Latin Americans since French is Latin-based. Mind you I get that it's more a geographical reference, but playing to the side meanings is so tempting. Also want to poke at how Latin American and Hispanic aren't synonymous, but my plate's full with, "Sasquatch is the only 'native' American." :-/

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Technically correct is the best kind of correct. Québécois are now Latin American.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Words take up meanings that don't always stick to their etymology, but we could define Latin America as "the American countries that used to be colonies of European powers that speak Romance languages". Maybe.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've never heard the term gringolandia before. I'm probably not supposed to find it funny, but idgaf it's hilarious 😂

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We don't mean anything bad with it - context is everything and only angry Marxists use gringo pejoratively.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, and I'm a white Australian, so South Americans would probably call me a gringo too

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only until we reali[zs]e you're not from the US. Then we'd say "el australiano" until we start calling you Cocodrilo Dundee.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOVE Gringolandia! I'm totally stealing it from you! Estadios Unidos, fun to say but EU makes me think of Eurooe

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

luckily we coined EEUU because of a habit of doubling the letters for plurals that predates the EU

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Technically it's abbreviated EEUU in Spanish. Even so, my brain still wants to make the link to Europe.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EEUU!? Fantastic! I had no idea

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It's an old costume for plurals. RRHH = Recursos Humanos; FFAA = Fuerzas Armadas; SS.AA.RR. = Sus Altezas Reales. Fortunately it's falling out of favor (annoying!).

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god DAMN, those legs

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For DAYS

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They go all the way up and make a complete ass out of themselves

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Yeah. Brb.

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Sophia Viagra.

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That's for sure

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She IS a handsome woman

2 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Hillary Swank right

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No, she is hot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They go ALL the way to the ground!

2 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

"they go all the way up" is the phrase! :)

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Well, technically they go all the way down to those 6" heels. Not complaining though.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yes, but do they meet at the top, or the bottom?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ed O'Neill still got it.

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arms of smith and legs of a god

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...and little known fact, but is a certified badass with a black belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

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I don’t know how a match between him and Tom Hardy would go, but I feel like it would be followed by having a few beers and telling a few stories.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does anybody have the video of him laughing at Putins martial arts technique it was gold

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