Wendy’s—where the “classic” is also “new”

Jun 17, 2021 3:41 AM

Saying this out loud would make me feel dumb

It's so new, that it's classic.

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It's because it's the classic chicken sandwich, which actually postdates the spicy. it was introduced recently, ergo it is new. Simple.

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Didn't coke do something similar?

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A classic style burger is reintroduced after years of nodding saw significant departure from the original

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I was going to say that "classic" is usually a specific kind of chicken sandwich, but they fucked it up by adding lettuce and tomato.

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Only once in ten years has Wendy’s NOT put cheese on a burger when I request “no cheese.”

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I'll take two baconators, and then when they breed I'll have a son of baconator also!

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Probably a slightly changed recipe, less tomato or something

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Its fast food people. You know wgat you signed up for

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A single burger with 1750 calories, feck me, that's the whole day gone... Sure feck it, throw in a diet coke

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its indeed labeled correctly if its a new item ln that specific list/menu

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It does not correlate to the actual burger or content. Only if its new item on the list

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i dont think the circle was totally redundant here.. but i do hope you enjoyed that

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Fuckin A I'm glad that red circle was there.

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It's like new AND improved. How can something be improved if it's brand new.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because the improved version is new. As in “the new (car model)”.

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Its a new recipe and they dress it differently. It's delicious actually.

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Wendy's; where twitter shitposts are more important than making your food taste better than a homeless man's armpit

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Classic

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It's called Classic, not Original

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Jumbo shrimp

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Classic as in fried chicken breast. Classic vs spicy vs grilled. Because breaded doesn't sound as good as classic.

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mushroom melt all year long!!

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Come down to Blubb-Os and try the classic, the original, the regular, the new original, the old classic, and the isosceles fish sandwich.

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I'm 90% sure classic referrs to the style of fried chicken

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me too, but they dont wanna hear that

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I’m unexpectedly buzzed tonight and I’m going to say whatever I want about Wendy’s because this isn’t Twitter and she can’t get me here.

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Sir, this is an imgur.

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I'll say it sober, I don't know what gourmet Wendy's y'all going to, but I'd rank them below even BK

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Man, WA state is blessed I guess. The only sad burgers we have are McDonalds because they only sell big at breakfast and know it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so variable. One city i lived in BK was best, new city BK is worst.

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BK is gross, Its most certainly A&W, BK, MCDonalds, Wendy's, Five guys (iffy but thats more on the crew tbh), and then a local place.

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Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich may not be spicy, but its a top tier fast food chicken sandwich

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Hahah not a chance I have had food poisoning at bk 3 times that was back when I would give em a chance

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I've never had the BK near me get an order right the first time, and never had Wendy's serve me a flat, warm drink, either.

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Why the hate for BK? Their burgers at least taste good!

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No. They smell good, but anything else is disappointment in a wrapper

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People say Wendy's is better...well maybe it used to be. I liked them in the mid to late 90s. Most fast food is garbarge now

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Woof. BK tends to be the musty shit hole you go to when Wendy's and Mcdonalds have a long as line around here. Lol

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yeah I worked at a Burger King, idk how Wendy’s or McDonald’s does it but they have like a burger conveyer belt.. so gross

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A burger conveyor belt? Sounds awesome :-)

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Imagine being such a skid that you downvote someone because you're mad they don't like Burger King.

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Lmao

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@Wendys

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Uh oh....

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You’re just going to snitch like that huh

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No, I’m classic

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Baconator had a kid?

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I feel old now.

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Okay, who fucked my sandwich?

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Baconator no Mayo add pickle. Fuck yeah

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No, is one sandwich. Baconator, Son of Baconator is a legendary fighter from the hill tribes.

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Half the meat and bacon so the weaklings can say they had a baconator.

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Baconator fucks.

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Which leaves the questions - is the Baconator the mother or the father and either way, who is the other parent ?

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Baconators reproduce asexually and are genderless but male presenting. Essentially tasty Namekians.

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I have to agree, 'baconator' definitely sounds 'male'

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What about the 'baeconator'?

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All I know is that the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger is the best thing on the Wendy’s menu. So, maybe they’re trying to play off that?

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I remember when it was 99 cents

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I have to agree with this. Somehow they tend to put decent lettuce and tomatoes on the JBC 90% of the time.

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Yes!! Right?! I always marvel at how a fast food restaurant almost always has fresh produce on that burger.

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It's because the baconator is good, but it's friggin huge and not everyone wants a double burger, so they made a single version.

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The JBC came before the baconator.

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I don't give a shit about their social media posts, make your spicy food actually spicy dammit.

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Cayenne is fast foods go to for heat, it doesn't burn at first and scare of the white folks.

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The company was started in Ohio… are you really surprised that they don’t know spicy?

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For the majority of fast food places spicy just means seasoned, while classic has nothing lol

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Their commercials trying to slam McD's are genuinely bad because they try to roast the things about the place that are actually good

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wait, wendy's is actually disappointing? jk i've been saying that for years

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Come to India and Eat all the spicy food yall mfs want. I'm sick of it

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amen

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Lol yeah, the spicy chicken sandwich isn't spicy its just seasoned. I still like it though.

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From NL here: really spicy for many people is too spicy! eg the scorpion tabasco, I find OK but most find it rather hot.

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Colored red=Spicy

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I'm sorry my taste buds are wimps!! then again i don't order the spicy... i know better

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Taco Bell “Hot sauce” mild, “ Fire sauce “ mild. “Okay we really mean it this time Diablo!!!” Really?

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"We added a whole pinch of salt to the pot! Anything more could kill people!"

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Yea but see that's seasoning lol

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The longer you wait, the spicier our nuggets/chicken gets.

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When you go to Korean restaurant and get all excited for some legit Korean food and it turns out it’s Americanized…(read not spicy at all)

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Its the same with all fast food places. Even Taco Bell, Diablo sauce is a snooze.

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i said the same thing to my friend who has no spice tolerance. so she tried it and was not happy with me afterwards.

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Fr its like they just added a bunch of black pepper

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Sprinkling some black pepper on a patty doesn't make it spicy, but to them it does.

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When I do get fast food burgers I always ask for a bunch of the black pepper packets to enhance the burger.

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"We dyed it orange so your brain would perceive it as spicy"

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Id also like to add; Hot does not equal spicy. Use actual like ya know SPICE

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Fucks me up how so many places are sooooo liberal with even salt and pepper

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It's weird how it can have no heat yet still make my asshole burn on the way out

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That probably says more about the quality than the spice..

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That’s the MSG

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msg doesn't burn. quit your bullshit.

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Spicy Wendys on the way in > greasy, poor digestion > spicy stomach acids on the way out.

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Noice

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It's "middle aged white man spicy" :)

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They know their audience

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There are middle aged white Mexicans you know

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I've never understood this stereotype.

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The middle aged white men I know eat scotch bonnets raw. You mean little kid spicy or people with digestive issues spicy.

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https://firstwefeast.com/tag/hot-ones There's a whole middle aged white male culture based on spice.

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There's also a white male in their twenties culture about wanting to fuck cartoon ponies. Doesn't change that most aren't part of that.

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Aw racism.

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Not really. Guy clearly works in a restaurant, he's just calling out a trend that us whiteys usually eat less spicy food. I vouch for him

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It's not even a true one though. Middle-class affluent white people don't like spice, but there's a lot of white people that fetishize 1/2

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Shit like Ass Kicker 9000 hot sauce or whatever

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It's a stereotype, a shitty one tho. Got the spiciest dish at an Indonesian restaurant once, tasted mildly spicy.

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You understand stereotypes based on race is a form of racism, right?

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Did I say it wasn't?

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That's because the restaurants adapt their dishes to the customers.

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They do? I gotta keep that in mind for next time so I can ask them to give me the actual spiciest dish

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As a white man just past 30, please don't think of me that way. I don't want to live a life of asking for spice and getting baby food

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Agreed, after living 6+ years in Korea I've developed a taste for spicy things.

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Pop quiz, hotshot: What time is it in Korea?

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I don't what timezone they are, but at a guess I'd say they're around UTC+6, which would make it about 6pm right now.

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As of right now? 0600 lol

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