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Oct 9, 2017 1:33 PM
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Whenyouhavenocluewhatthefuckyourtalkingabout
Looks like the spider has caught a couple of flies
memeater
They speak English in what?
squintish
I want to believe.
iamacropduster
He wasn't kidding. We are all packing Say what one more time !
rayeofsunshine
*vast knowledge of pulp fiction*
mrmagicgnome
JupitersWitch
Most fair skinned Southerners can go full black whenever we feel like it.
aaronthe7
hahahahaa
Fengor
I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex.
CanadianlDude
Louisiana man strikes again! The much better version of Florida man
MrEpimetheus
NM156
http://www.kplctv.com/story/28532377/dequincy-targeted-by-fake-new-site-again
VulpiniErebos
SJConnors
You're Brad right?
LSU18
Yeah, this is total BS.
Blastergv9
This was from a spoof news site btw, though I think we all wanted to believe it
hamberglar
You should have let us believe.
LadyNetrex
I've had my BAD MOTHERFUCKER-wallet for years now, still haven't been in a diner during a robbery.
BNabs
Does it annoy anyone else that they don't say what the robbers were armed with? Like if it was a plastic spoon it's not all that scary
DrumbobHittypants
Nah they just had arms and wanted the story to be more dramatic. I'm armed right now actually
PhloppyPhish1998
Right when they walked out I woulda said “I love pulp fiction” then just smile.
Z3roCo0l
He should work for the Onion!
CasuallyPool
reverendleonard
2015, AZ
Althox00
I can never remember what Marcellus Wallace looks like...
stupidworkaccount
The difference between Louisiana man and Florida man.
Mortimer2000
icky78
Lies! There was no restaurant manger.. Just a coffee shop!
Inarticulated
Your move, Florida Man..
YourFaceLooksWeird
Napoleon Dynamite quotes Pulp Fiction.
TristanPeasant
Speech-100
Allofyoush
I too, am too lazy to find the picture. Someone else can do it
HolyShitZoom
I feel you homeboy. Fuck nuts downvoted you cos shit heads gonna shit.
Astorath468
on an unrelated note, i think everybody is gonna shit at some point,+1
HolyShitZoom
That that make imgur a giant toilet?
Vladstheawesome
The only quote that quickly comes out of my head is Captain America tells Hulk to smash. I am screwed in the next robbery.
xoverthirtyx
My wife asks me how I fall asleep so quickly & I always quote the next line: that's my secret...I'm all always tired.
aPrideofLions
@thegif
IGetItFrenchClass
Subtle way of trying to summon The Gif?
zalurker
Thanks to The Orville - I can remember Elvis's last words. 'I'm just going to the bathroom to read.'
BNabs
You can just scream "Hulk smash" in their face louder each time while appearing to get more and more angry
peridotstar
While maintaining eye contact to assert dominance!
NateintheNorth
I've got snarky Scott Pilgrimisms in my head. And song lyrics.
vidmagnuson
Yeah, I don't think telling a robber that you are in lesbians with them will help, no.
sjokoladenam
Relax, they will think you are retarded
Rcktha40oz
Look at the big brain on Paul.
Threns
Chill out honey bunny.
DarthSparklePussy
Its brad
MikeHarber
right, but this guy's name is Paul.
VonSnootingham
Brad. The big brain on Brad. Paul was Marcelus's bartender.
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
Or was is Brett?
VonSnootingham
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BRETT!?
AlIYourBaseAreBelongToUs
SAY BRETT AGAIN! I DUBBLE-FUCKING-DARE YOU! SAY. BRETT. AGAIN.
scratches16
Yes, but the guy's name here, our hero, is Paul...
PandaModeler
Yes yes and Zedd is dead. Vincent Vega died like Tywin Lannister, and Marsellus Wallace is NOT okay.. like not at all okay...
gizmoears
Interestingly enough Samuel L Jackson called him both "Brad" and "Bret" in that scene. One minor inconsistency in one of the best films ever
VonSnootingham
That and the fact that the bullet holes were already in the wall.
OGBuzzKillington
I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing
z0de
What?
OGBuzzKillington
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
SupposablyPersnickity
Say what, one more fucking time!
SuckItBlue
Say what again. Say what again! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say what one more goddamn time!
JudgeNotByTheColorOfOnesSkinButByTheContentsOfOnesDumps
Wha..what?
vidmagnuson
+1 ...bullet.
WTFUnicorns
Do they speak English in what?
Grudgebearingmidget
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?