Man I love twitter

Feb 13, 2017 2:04 AM

KakiBlack

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The Draper picture though

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I've never admitted to a mistake, what would I have made a mistake... about?

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It was 8,888 points before I upvoted. I feel like I ruined something am8zing.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Passed 11111, next stop 22222!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Oliver did a good segment on this, 'tis on youtube.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

#WeUnderstandThatAsCorporateEntitiesOurPresenceInCertainDiscussionsIsNotAlwaysRequiredSoWeWillStriveToLimitOurActivitiesToJustSellingShit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. This is so fucking horrible and funny.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

They should have had the balls to roll with it.

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I agree, but it honestly wouldnt be worth the amount of shit theyd get from angry people. Itd go on for so much longer than it already will.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Agreed

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Given the rates of domestic violence worldwide I'm pretty sure it would've hurt their bottom line significantly.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I disagree. I like the joke but it's not the right place.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 10

I agree with this. I'm not sensitive to offenses like this but it's just tasteless when informed.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Denny's would have. They would've taken lemons and made a grand slam with that shit

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 8

@Dennys, #whyistayed - because the hot maple syrup from my pancakes turned into glue on my face while I was in my post-Grand Slam food coma.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Find the humor in all things... It's not abuse ... Is digiorno

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Hahahahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should have doubled down on it and ridden the controversy train.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Jesus that's horrible, yet I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

9 years ago | Likes 502 Dislikes 11

same. LOL...

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Yes I agree with stabbymcmurder

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you fall out of your chair and spit out your water too?

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I've laughed so hard I couldn't breathe more than once, not really unbelievable

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

*tea.

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Is that Chris Hemsworth?

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Is that Leonardo Decaprio's distant cousin?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to make his teeth green arrows

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

everytime man, i love his shit eating grin :D

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

v

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perfect

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Its not just DiGiorno, it's great delivery.

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It's just a fucking hashtag people wtf who the fuck cares ?

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This is the first thing on Imgur to make me laugh out loud in months

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They knew what they were doing..

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I laughed so hard I started crying. I'm going to buy some pizza tomorrow.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

At least they owned up to it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People take Twitter too seriously. Oh no DiGiorno posted on a hashtag and promoted their pizza. It's Pizza Patriarchy!

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v

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I'd stay for pizza

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As a marketing manager - I used to use this to teach new people the importance of checking your hashtags

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It was an honest mistake. I hope they're not getting beaten up about it too much.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, this is hilarious. And they shouldn't have been made to apologize.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

See Liz? She's got 32 pieces of flair.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think they were made to apologize, they were just being sensitive to those that have suffered from spousal abuse.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, domestic abuse right? Hahahaha funny fucking shit! So fucking funny, I can't even stop laughing right now.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Quit crying. This is partly why we lost the election. People can't take a fucking joke.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Fuck off, this has nothing to do with that clusterfuck of an election.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can feel free to fuck off. You're the one coming over here crying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

They weren't "made" to do anything

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh... Someone at DiGiorno's was definitely made to do something. Probably by someone at DiGiorno's who can fire them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For those who don't know what's going on: #whyIstayed is about reasons why women stay with violent partners

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Lol, shame you got downvoted. "Who reads usernames anyway" in case you weren't joking, lmao

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

man theres more context up there than delicious toppings and ingredients on a digiorno's home-bake pizza, hoping all hopes no one needed tht

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

now Pizza makes even more sense...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well it ain't trade marked. Can be used for any reason why you stayed somewhere. Fuck trend shit, use it pizza place! :P

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Unlike pizzas, we were able to figure that out.

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They had pizza.

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correction, #whyIstayed was about why people stayed in an abusive relationship. It was a unisex hashtag.

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There was also a tandem hashtag #whyIleft about why people left abusive relationships.

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That becomes painfully obvious after reading *one* Tweet. Still a hilarious comment from DiGiorno's, though.

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I never loves the "hashtag copywriting"... but that was a real shit moment. Thanks for explanation

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Is that why hostage takers always ask for pizza? Huh, how bout that.

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Shit, I never thought of that......woah. Totally unrelated, but is there a type of pizza really popular in Stockholm?

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Maybe they stayed because of the pizza. You don't know their life.

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It's a # representing anything...

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why do women stay with violent partners?

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They want fuck

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They had pizza, apparently

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Bitches Love Pizza

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Because I love him *dusts off hands* OK thanks for stopping bye, enjoy your abusive relationship #TrueStory

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That's really over simplifying it. Victims are made to feel worthless and are usually cut off from outside help. They lost their voice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's more that they've been convinced that their abuser might change, or they're so broken they don't see the point in leaving.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's really over simplifying it. Victims are made to feel worthless and are usually cut off from outside help. They lost their voice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He had pizza

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Well that's understandable then.

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I mean, sure he beats me 30 times a week and I end up in the hopsital a lot, but come on, it was a meat lover's pizza!

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Heh, meat lovers

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Check it out on Twitter. Lots of interesting posts.

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^ Yup

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Why does anybody? They love them initially, and then they gradually learn to blame themselves, because the brain is not a fact-finding

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(Previous comment may have sounded like I am devaluing passion and research, which I am not - I think your contribution is awesome)

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organ, it is designed to feel emotions first and foremost. They see the honeymoon phase, and then the change in disposition once they become

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a possession. They blame themselves, because they remember their soulmate, the person of their dreams. By the time the emotional pain wears

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off, you're either left with the sunk-cost fallacy in a resilient person, who sees themselves as having put so much time into the relation-

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I've seen you on this comment thread several times, always with good information. Do you have experience too, or just passion and research?

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I came from a bad home. My friends used to rely on me to be their rock, the one they'd confide things in, because nothing could faze me. So

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I had a ton of experience dealing with things first and second hand. In my early 20s, I dated the most abusive person I ever met. Never laid

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Probably got fired for an honest mistake

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On the other hand if you hire a social media person you want them to be competent at social media. This shows that the person was not.

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Granted, but we all make mistakes at work & this situation would only result in a sacking if enough of a fuss was caused

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They admitted to not reading the hashtag before commenting on it. As a social media pro myself this is stupid enough to be a firing offense

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And people knew this as well, they knew it was just a lazy mistake but they still complained and asked for his head, arseholes

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Leaving isn't nearly as easy as people on the outside make it out to be, especially when you have children

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yah, turn around for a sec and the little bastards can down your whole pizza.

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=b

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LOL. You've just witnessed someone being fired in real time

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He didn't get fired.

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Well, now millions are thinking about DiGiorno, they did their job.

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PR- dont people understand this..

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I hope not. Following up like that is good. It was an honest mistake.

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*24 clock ticking sound*

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Probably not. They probably got a million mentions over that.

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In the age of Trump, gross incompetence is the norm

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I don't know that gross incompetence is just since Trump. I've noticed it my entire adult life.

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This happened in 2014.

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And forced to apolgize publicly

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oven fired

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aaa

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You could, for a time, DM the DiGiorno's pizza account saying you were offended and get free pizza.

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Promoted more like it.

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Or promoted, i mean free advertisement right there

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Jokes on them, it was totally worth it

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It was an honest mistake. I don't see why they should be fired over that.

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Exactly. This person didn't just screw up - they did the *exact opposite* of what they were hired to do. Like hiring a security guard that/1

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robs the place. /2

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Because it would have taken all of 5 seconds to see what the hashtag was about. Someone who doesn't have that kind of basic initiative is >

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> a liability as your social media manager.

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Plus the amount of money they make factors in.

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Sorry, who is they? The brand or the manager?

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Once your value does not exceed the amount you cost the company you are fired. This could have cost the company more than they were worth

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unless it is an owners grandma there is no excuse. it is marketing 101 before using hasthag google it to understand it.

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though i do not consider it a terrible offence, it does show that person have zero idea of what (s)he is doing work wise.

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Probably because this is a huge fuck-up on the one thing that is literally your entire job to not fuck up?

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because anyone in control of your brand should know to do 2 seconds of research before saying the first thing that comes to mind? maybe???

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I mean there are fuckups where your boss goes "well you learned". Then there is this.

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This? This isn't a big deal. If people got mad over that they need to sport out their life priorities.

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Making fun of a hashtag about domestic violence as a national brand isn't exactly a small fuck up.

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Oh please. It's not the end of the world. And even I didn't even know this was a new trend. People make mistakes. They apologized. Move on.

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In all fairness, they weren't 'making fun' of the hashtag. They used one that they didn't understand, but it wasn't to make fun or ridicule.

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People get fired for less all the time. Source: I work at a law firm.

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Yeah, I'm aware. I got let go from my job because I got sick lol (long story)

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Bc we live in a time when everyone is a critic, and people must do their job perfectly and not step one foot wrong because how dare they!!

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That's a symptom of today's labour market really. Replacements are eager and in abundant supply. We accept lower wages than ever before.

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This is true. Every job requires you to be experienced already, you're not going to get trained and there is no room for making mistakes

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In the us you get paid half than in western Europe and get fired for small mistakes.

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They were tasked with managing DiGiorno's brand image on social media. They made said company look insensitive to spousal abuse. That is...

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Not really, might've seen someone else use the hashtag similarly and assumed that's what it was for. It's a mistake not a crime.

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I'm pretty liberal (just look at my other comments lol) but it's bc of sensitive ppl like this comment that no one takes our needs seriously

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I don't know how I came across as personally offended. I'm just saying that they had a job and did it poorly.

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I didn't mean to target you personally, but if someone really gets fired for that tweet, then that manager has sensitivity issues

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Doesn't really matter whether somebody's feeling were hurt, the damage to the brand could've lost the company tens of thousands of sales

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Reprimanded? Sure. But fired? Why? They have now learned a very important lesson that will make them a better employee.

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This right here. I would much rather have an employee that has learned a lesson than a newcomer who has to be told "research the hashtags"

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Generally you get fired when you not only don't do your job - but do the exact opposite of what you were hired to do.

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DiGiorno is owned by Nestle, he is getting fired. Stupid people boycott products over stuff like this, not that I'd agree with firing them.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

a colossal cock-up fully deserving of dismissal, especially when simply reading a few tweets would have averted the problem.

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its likely there where more than a few tweets making jokes about it, which the employee may have seen and assumed that is wasn't serious

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I'd argue they made DiGiorno's look sensitive to spousal abuse, assuming the second tweet was fairly swift. That plus way more advertising.

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Way more advertising

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I'm probably more likely to buy DiGiorno's now that this amusing turn of events has come to my attention.

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God I hope your not a manager ever....

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I actually have been, but I don't work in marketing and public relations. Careers in that field are nasty, brutish, and short.

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I stepped on a cockroach once, I probably should go to jail

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You know, there's a reason why your success in life only went so far. You just don't have it in you to break that glass ceiling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

well if it's your fucking job to not step on cockroaches then you should be fired at least

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You sick fuck I bet you eat vegetables too

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I fear the results I will get from this.

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Username checks out.

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Haha, nice.

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May I please get in on this?

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Seriously, me next

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[A challenge appears]

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i.. i would like one of those gifs...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like it. I don't get it. But I like it.

9 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

Dr. Julius Irving

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It's a gif of dr j, it's your username bro!

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9 years ago (deleted Feb 13, 2017 1:41 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

But why is that related to my username?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 14

The PhD J? Doctor J?

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Doctor J... it's pretty close I guess

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Ooh, do me!

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Try me.

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Or me

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I see greatness in your future

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I am going to haunt you now.

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If you can pull one off for me I'll upvote your last 50 comments.

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