MaggieSmithsSass
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Y'all need to move somewhere more safe, like a Volcano.
I don't live anywhere near to these nature farts so don't be judgy, I'm not schooled on them.
Aug 26, 2017 5:43 AM
MaggieSmithsSass
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Y'all need to move somewhere more safe, like a Volcano.
I don't live anywhere near to these nature farts so don't be judgy, I'm not schooled on them.
TheDeanofLean
Texas is a really f***ing big place. Not really that surprising
firestormv1
And earthquakes, don't forget those.
trekgoddess
ChecksDownVoted
Australia is willing to take them in, they'll feel just at home
Tabzacmx
No wonder they say "Keep Austin weird ".
Ihaveafloof
Haha Used to live in Houston but moved to Austin after Ike. Now all my family is at my house cause of Harvey
CodeChimpin
Hurricanes are not bad. You get a pretty significant warning, but people are stubborn and don't heed officials.
DeviousSaint
As a Texan, we just shoot at things until they go away.
MagicMuffin
I live in Louisiana. We have both too.
MaggieSmithsSass
is that like... close to TX?
buttdestroyer
Texas is also as big as hell or something, no wonder they have several dangerous things.
Yupurineutah
Texas is bigger than hell and twice as hot. Hurricanes, tornadoes, and guns. Lots of guns. Better stay away.
killerlizz
I live in the corner of Texas that gets zero natural disasters
Virgulesmith
So the part that gets the freezing rain?
killerlizz
Nope. We get very little rain. Which sucks, but other than that & the heat we have no scary weather.
Mysteriouswaffle
Worried bout hurricanes? How bout them tornados?? How about both!? At the same time!!?
MaggieSmithsSass
https://media.giphy.com/media/4qMsnglxzsH3G/source.gif
Iq019283
We also get earthquakes
5FingerDickPunch
Had one this morning in Irving!
adol795
also wild fires, and drive through liquor stores
MaggieSmithsSass
initforthelulz
we also have a lot of local wild fires in the summer due to droughts
IvnWng
What's the difference between a Tornado and a Hurricane?
Virgulesmith
Tornado = Wind makes spirally death of wind and whatever the wind picks up
Virgulesmith
Hurricane = Ocean makes HUGE spirally death of wind and water (falling and rising)
IvnWng
So basically Tornado = spiral death wind on land, Hurricane = spiral death wind on water?
Virgulesmith
if "on" means "born on"
FilthyRaider
At times when they say Hurricanes and Tornadoes I think Stalactites and Stalagmites.
Hotbeebop
You stalagmite get you're fucking house wrecked either way
MaggieSmithsSass
Potatoes, potatos
onewomanriot
Meh, Texas deserves it.
DirtyLittleBirdyFeet
I live in houston, my husband and i grilled on the patio and set up a tent to watch the storm
evilmonkeyjoe
...And BBQ. So, it's worth it.
Noooooooooooooope
BBQ and Buc-ee's makes the risk worth taking
IAmTheBadW01f
Designed a chemical plant for a site in Texas for my capstone project, group wouldn't let me put in a pipeline from the plant to a nearby 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
BBQ restaurant, they're obviously afraid of progress. 2/2
MaggieSmithsSass
Ugh I took a tooth out this week and I'm craving BBQ so much . Random thought
kirbyvictorious
Been there. You'd think we'll cooked meat would eb soft enough for fragile teeth, but that is not the case :(
MaggieSmithsSass
2/2 I Need an x-Ray, a hug, a beer and my mom
MaggieSmithsSass
I just came back from the emergency room. Possible jaw fracture or just sore jaw for a complicated surgery. 1/2
kirbyvictorious
Oh shiiit
snewsh
I live in cali so the only natural disasters we have are earthquakes, wildfires and the california state government.
slickjim2k86
don't forget death by hippie that's a bad way to go.
cogs
That last one is by far the worst of the three. San Diego native (1956) and watched while those clowns destroyed my state. Live in AZ now.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Guess what? No one gives a shit about Cali.
ThatAssholeOverThere
I hope you don't use anything from any major tech companies or eat produce, otherwise I got some bad news for you
kimmygibbler12345
That was mean
snewsh
Apparently you care enough to leave a comment.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
As do you. Yeaaa!!!! What a smart person you are!!
snewsh
But i didnt specifically say "i dont care...", you did.
themuttonisniceandlean
There's always something wherever you go. You adapt.
penguinboobs
There's nothing much in Finland. Winters are rubbish nowadays so not even that cold, just too dark or too bright depending on the season.
themuttonisniceandlean
I think the weather definitely counts as "something" in Finland. And being next to Russia :) . And weird long or short days.
MaggieSmithsSass
So you become a vampire from lack of vitamin D or you roast like one when the sun finally comes out?
penguinboobs
I have never felt a graving for human blood nor have I caught on fire while standing outside in daylight. But I'm very pale and prefer dark.
thenipplebandit
Ha jokes on you I'm in space.
themuttonisniceandlean
So the giant vacuum of death?
StarfighterKarateBastard
NotGoneYet
But Texas is so big we all live there really?
TheMasterShredder
Dont forget giant hail ????
FireFireSaidMrsMcGuire
Nature Farts.
Youreamemeharry
We had an earthquake yesterday too
RogueMachinae
Where was that? Yesterday morning I woke up from what felt like my apartment building was shaking. It was only for a moment though.
noneyobusisness
Texas has whataburger so it's worth it
insegrevious
You are correct
LordVaper420
Always wondered why people settle in places like that, don't you see the pattern in getting hit by deadly wind every year?
MaggieSmithsSass
And building your houses with ice cream sticks
ThisIsGod
Cheap.
Neurisko
Yeah you can get a huge house and or piece of property at low low prices. Even cheaper now.
ThisIsGod
...Billy Mays, here!
HeadlessBodyOfSpiroAgnew
I've lived in Houston for over 30 years and this is only the 4th real big storm in that time. Last one was almost 10 years ago
LadyMoto
Nature farts
LordVaper420
Of course, I do apologise but English is not my first language, will use correct form from now on
Zandros
Nah, you get used to it. Most Texans are so used to and prepared it's just a big rain. Only out of staters lose their shit.
Brodif
i live in Texas, hoping the hurricane doesnt hit my house
Racealistic
Just slap a few more nails in your foundation
deucedave
Texas is too big for a hurricane to fuck with most of it lol.. east of Dallas here
UnityIron
Can I ask, is your house made of bricks or wood?
MadHakon
Be a good sport! It's only trying to do its job.
eagleandy93
I'm in the ONE major Texas city that won't be hit by the hurricane, and I'm by damn OK
OwlOwlOwlIt
Waves hello
MaggieSmithsSass
Keep safe !!!
Brodif
thanks, ill try. but im up in north Texas so i think i should be fine :)
CraftedLine
McKinney?
Brodif
fort worth
irritabletom
I live in Austin but I'm on my vacation right now. Watch my stuff, okay?
SecondHandDeathWish
Gimme your address, I'm headed down next weekend, I'll Make sure everything is good for ya
boaja
I think I see your browser history swooping around up there? I'm not judging...
floralcurtains
It's barely drizzling. It's no worse now than the weekly 4pm Tuesday rain.
MaggieSmithsSass
It honestly sounds terrifying. I do hope it doesn't make to much of a disaster.
Pklfkr
Too*
kirbyvictorious
They're making a lot of hype about this one but we get them all the time, don't worry :)
IAmTheBadW01f
All the time meaning nothing this powerful since 1970?
circuspandabear
It'll be fine for most, floods are the issue.
kirbyvictorious
They say that like every time. They also said "forget everything you know about past hurricanes" so...
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
That's the trick. Throw Fucking tornados at the hurricane. That would rip it to pices.
inkandcaffeine
Tornadies spin right, hecko'rains spin left. Letthemfight.gif Cancel each other out that's just science
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
MY EMPEROR WHAT AN AMAZING IDEA!!!
ApocalypsePonies
The fun part is when the hurricane creates the tornadoes
mjb52587
The eye of the hurricane breaks up and caused tornadoes, common in semi strong hurricanes
Darkspire
That hurricane put points in ass whuppin.
rainbowcoloredpoop
I've seen enough Syfy movies to know that would just cause a superstorm to rip the world apart.
ScrotuclesTheBallbearian
Dammit man. Here I am thinking we had a solution.
MaggieSmithsSass
Torcane 7 , the revenge of the flying chainsaws
asliceofpizzahas430calories
I half believed this was real.
Darkspire
Now with more sharks!
rainbowcoloredpoop
And less plot!
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAR
We get sooooo many hurricanes and tornadoes in Austin, like 50 of each monthly, not including hurricados. Don't know why anyone comes here.
bebopadoodoo
Music?
Tryno15
Nice tactic there
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Please! Stay the fuck away! Don't move here! The weather is always shite!
notwhitetrashbrittany
Barbecue I assume
Vorinclex182
BBQ is an extremely common term just fyi
noneyobusisness
Cuz of the music scene and the food trucks and home slice pizza and all the bars in 6th street and waterloos records i think is the name.
allibaster12
50 hurricanes and 50 tornadoes each month? Surprised folk in Austin are still alive.
Yupurineutah
Yep. And the rest of the time it's a furnace. It was 95 degrees the other night at 2 in the morning.
Yupurineutah
Hurricados? I think I had some at Torchy's. Mighty tasty.
MaggieSmithsSass
Torcanes , I made it canon
Yupurineutah
Perfect.
Ihaveafloof
Torchys is so bad for you, I love it
paulpounder
People in Austin knew tornadoes before they were cool.
kirbyvictorious
Cause Austin is the only place where liberals can eat their granola in peace (and yes I live there)
idontneednostinkingpuffin
You forget about Portland, Seattle, San Fran, DC, NYC, Boston, Hartford, Chicago, Houston?? Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about
boronflex
Yeah is its almost like this person has never seen and election results map. Just look at Harris and fort bend from 2016
kirbyvictorious
In Texas most people are conservative. Austin is known as the little blue dot because it's the only area where liberal votes actually show
kirbyvictorious
Through on maps. I fucking live here son, I k ow there is no other place in Texas like Austin
boronflex
Get over yourself: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election_in_Texas,_2016
idontneednostinkingpuffin
You "live" here. That tells me you're a fucking transplant. Poser.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
I was born and raised in Austin. Fuck off bitch. Dont try to act like you know more than I do about the socio-economics and politics of here
BigTex1
Yes, this person is correct. It's terrible and you will die. Everyone from California should stop moving here.
kirbyvictorious
Yes this is correct Austin sucks and has traffic dont come here
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Fuck off bitch.
classicgrinder
kirbyvictorious
Right?
LickingAssAndTakingNames
This made me want to move to Austin more.
paulpounder
Haha no worries here, I'm staying in California a lot less hipster beer snobs.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
LESS hipster beer snobs? Dude there there is a fucking brewery on every corner in the state now. Not to mention the wine snobs.
paulpounder
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
I do. I wish I could.
BigTex1
Right now, we have them contained to one area. I'm worried about spillover.
paulpounder
BigTex1
Right now I have my traps baited with vinyl records and artisan soaps